slacka mail....

i was all set to make ya wait til tomorrow...but considering my only other option was taggin dead bodies in room 2, i decided not to take da freaky route..n yes i am feeling ok......theres time for that after slacker mail ...

okies now that i have some mood music playin...(who else?)...lets see, i'm wingin it this week( oh i COULD SO go there...but i won't ) no paper to cheat off of...(yeah dats wut i meant )...lmao..anywho...you'll prolly be blessed with a short coopy mail this week on account of a slight headache...i say slight cuz da kids finally went to bed...been kinda hell with em lately..last night i swear i was almost in tears over attitude from my damn 7 year old...i'm edgy watch out,lol...timmy took a chunk outta cakies chest on sunday n left teeth marks, man i almost went off...but she got him back yesterday when she clocked him in the head n knocked him off a chair onto another chair givin him a bloody nose ...kids...who invented em?...lol

speakin of kids..today was spawn class ...now being the rocket scientist i am ...i assumed this week i was at the "star" center AKA cut out all those damn animal parts ...how'd i come to this assumption?..well because it was the next center after the one i was at last tuesday...(yes i do realize NOW that that was their center on wednseday, lmao, they have centers everyday...)...so i go in n i have like 45 minutes cuz lisa came to watch timmy cuz timmy decided he was too good for spawn class today , smart kid, ....n lisa wasn't feeling well at all...apparently the baby dropped n she's "uncomfortable"......so i'm like sittin round then finally i get the "math" center materials, we were measuring things..(felt kinda like i was back in yahell, lmao)...now adrianna n morgan n chris sat right down n did their work...adrianna n i had a conversation bout cotton candy ice cream ...damian wasn't feeling good so he got rest time , n julius, well he decided to ditch our center for another, oh well...lol...so it was too easy today...then i kissed chris n took off..stopped by da movie store n got a few movies then headed back home...oh don't worry today being too easy in spawn class kicked me right in the ass as soon as chris got off the school bus...see here i am thinkin woohooo i'm gonna skip class next tuesday to take timmy n cakie to see the movie home on the range....(it was a toss up between scooby doo 2 or home on the range then i saw my main man tim has a new song in home on the range NUFF SAID...LOL)..so i was skippin..well doesn't chris hop off da lil bus steps n all i see is this big ole plastic bag...SCIENTIST OF THE WEEK ...this is where he picks an experiment n demonstrates it in front of his class...when ya ask?..hmmm...Tuesday @ 1:20 FURKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK , lol....well guess i gotta go tuesday,lol...when da movie star got home i told him bout tuesday n said it'd be nice iffen he could get out n make it for that since we'd already be there...oh n i also said since he doesn't do anything ...THAT did not go over well at all...lmao, he's like i do alot....i'm like oh shut up u kno what i meant...no really, i did ...he'll go...watch

oh god...ok opal i already shared this wiff ya so skip it...or reread it cuz ya know ya died da first time i told ya...lmao..shup ...ok ok...i'm sittin on da loveseat wiff timmy n cakie before the boys got home today...windows open lettin a cool springtime breeze in...brother bear is playin, lisa just left for class, all is well...da cats eyeballin da window..., i'm lookin , i'm see'in ...a wasp...ok people..i am not a person scared by much, as u well know,lmao..(ahem coffins, morgues, hearses, etc...)..I AM DEATHLY AFRAID OF BEES....omg i cannot be in the same room as one..i make people kill em fer me...lol...no ones here today, lisa left ...i'm secretly freakin da furk out, skins crawlin..lol...we're watchin it, i'm like no its not on da inside..then i get a better look , its on da inside...omg i got up n looked fer a flyswatter...nuffin (on dat furkin grocery list now i tell ya)....i look under da sink for spray...house n garden...whew...ok so i go back n like 20 feet away i spray da furk outta it...it falls ...i'm freakin now, i don't wanna get close but i don't wanna leave it in case its not dead n starts crawlin on da floor n one of us steps on it..., i gotta get closer...skins crawlin ...i get to da side of da couch n peer around it..its floppin around on da winda sill ...i spray da furk outta it (mind you timmy is on da couch lookin ova n as i stop sprayin he's sayin 'mom its wakin up its wakin up ")...its dead...timmy goes n watches tv in his room now cuz da spray stench is killer n he's not hangin in the room with the dead bee, cakies stuck to muh side scared too,lol...finally i conjoured up enough strength n willpower to rid da house of it......half a roll of paper towels later i inch toward it..pick it up n run to garbage can, finding as much garbage as i can to put on top of it...i take da top off, pull da bag out..tie it up TIGHT, n throw it out on da porch...i hear ya laffin ya FURKERS, LOL...man i HATE those things, see ya happy now?..ya know muh 1 weakness...FURKERS...LOL...back in da days when coopy n da movie star lived in da apartment back when there was only 1 offspring...lol...movie star would come home n find phone books randomly strewn about da kitchen floor...LOL...lil coopy would be BEHIND da baby gate in da living room throwing phone books on top of the one or two bees i'd find crawlin along the floor in da kitchen...LOL...he'd come home n be like , why is there a phone book on da middle of the kitchen floor...n after awhile he'd say something like...i see the fierce bee fighter was in town today...ASSHOLE, LMAO...i swear i hear yall laughin ya furkers,lmaooo...

so i know yall waited n are on da edge of yer seats waitin to hear iffen gram got hit with any flyin food saturday..she didn't...it was terribly uneventful...da movie star put together lisas brand new 300 dollar sleigh bed crib, kids ran around as per norm n created havoc..the corned beef sucked, had no flavor...da movie star who uses no salt n pepper ever loaded his so much ya couldn't see da piece of meat it was just pepper, lmaooo...the kids tortured my moms 40 pound cat...conversation was boring...no fightin, no gravy...lol....blah,lol...

ok ok i really am tired n i need to climb a few trees so i must go fer now,lol...i'll talk to ya in 2

coopy

i'm forgettin stuff i know, i sry...lol...it was da bee excitement, it drained me,lol...

gotta love tuesdays...

no really, ya don't gotta...cuz i sure as shit dread em these days...good lawd spawn class on top of havin a head cold along with timmy n cakie..imma snot filled mess personally..not that ya wanted er' needed to hear dat but hey wut da furk...lol...

freakin spawn class today, man oh man i dread it...this week i was actually really scared, ya see...chris came home friday n exclaimed that his teacher put them in new groups (being the 2nd part of the year n all ) then goes on to name the kids in his group, the group i am in charge of for learning centers...adrianna (girl spawn that i near wring her neck)...jacob (cutie pie), chris (wut can i say, perfect child ), morgan (another cutie..til today,lol....read on)...and DAMIAN ...that was my reaction i swear to god above, this child is pure evil...mean as hell to the other kids, not attentive, kinda makes adrianna look like the snuggle bear ...it was rough,lol...n it started on such a bad note, not 2 minutes in the door n timmys coat off, his teacher asks me to take morgan out to the playground because she left her mittens on the picnic table..sure whatever no prob, gets timmy bundled up who doesn't wanna part from the toys...we go down the hall n out the door...after lookin around for like 5 minutes n me becoming a frozen popscicle not to mention having to pry timmy away from the slide...we start back...get to da door...once yer out da doors lock ...furk me...so here i am, timmy n cakie in tow n morgan walkin all da way around to da main entrance ...we get back in and get situated, get to the table n i was in da math center, played cashier so they could understand quarter recognition ...went smoothly, damian finished before adrianna interestingly enough...but my colds been kickin muh ass, so after finding timmy in the girls bathroom, n gettin cakie from the circle rug where they were reading some strawberry shortcake book, i was gettin da hell outta dodge......ahhh til next week ...

so muh best friend calls me last week, finally this furkin wedding is gettin close, and tells me we're gettin our gowns fitted the first week of april, no prob, n i need shoes...no prob...then after i hang up with her friday her mother in law to be calls n tells me she's sorry she forgot about me but they were gettin together friday night to discuss the bridal shower...ummm hello?..i need more notice, n being a friday night i was out...told her i got the date locked n to call me with details n iffen they need anything,lol...dat night da movie star n i went out to get the shoes..these furkin things......ok on display non dyeable shoes are $20 iffen ya gotta get dyeables ya gotta order, wait 14 days, n pay $40...wut da furk?..lol...this is crazy all for half a days wear,lol...but i got em...LOL...then as we're headin home, doesn't gary say..i wanna stop here...um ok...we're in an appliance store...25 minutes later...an air conditioner, side by side refrigerator, a stove and an over the stove microwave on layaway...2 grand in 25 minutes on a whim,lol...i told him to shup next time i go on a spendin spree,lol...we need this stuff tho, we're updatin da house n shit...still tho, geez,lol...oh man then at da grocery store, after stockin up on muh jelly beans,lol...those furkers only give me like 4 caramel apple ones n they're muh favorite) we're at da checkout n this lil cashier chick was talkin, to no one in particular, just talkin, n i mean talkin loud too...she's goin on n on bout how she's been havin dreams about a few of the guys she works with, n she's name droppin,lol...the bagger kid just kinda laughed, i'm sure he wasn't one of em ...but he's like...so yer sayin you've been havin dreams about being with a bunch of guys?...she's like no, they were all different dreams n i had a dream bout (dontrememberdachicksname) too...so da movie star n i get out to da parkin lot, n me bein me i say...so basicly what we learned tonight was that the cashier wants to furk alotta her coworkers n has bisexual tendencies....

ok so saturday we're all gettin ready for muh aunts "cabin fever" party (we were so wearin sweats,lol)...i wanted timmy n cakie to nap so i sent alex n chris to go play, n i layed down with timmy all curled up with him on da loveseat, n gary was on da couch with cakie him watchin some 007 movie.....those 2 were knocked out so i drifted to nap nap land too...then da doorbell rang...was da mailperson deliverin a box, i'm like woohoo its muh lotions....da movie star takes it in da kitchen n opens it, i'm like there should be 4 different scents..ok now picture this will ya..i'm layin down with my arms around timmy looking at da movie star through the window between our livin room n kitchen...he opens da box...ya ready?...lol..."so ya ordered da televibe huh?"...my reaction ...i said um no..."well someone has ordered it n sent it to ya"...w/ slight ..LOL...i'm like you're furkin kiddin me...he's like "yeah i am its your shoes ya ordered...u fuckin asshole i said, LMAO...liked dat one huh?..furk u too....lol...

the party..well wut can i say?...my aunt was the only one wearin shorts,lol..which was good...food n drinks were flowin, i had a cpl strawberry concoctions then i hadda switch er' i'd be knocked on muh ass,lol..my aunts brother i swear to god stood over all the old women in the kitchen just refilling their drinks, pretty soon these 4 old ladies are tanked..my grandmother who usually sits in the corner with her winter coat on is even asking for more whipped cream for her drink..., they ended up givin her the can,lol...as for excitement well...i'm not gonna go into too much detail here but my sister lisa started rantin bout mangos parents being to blame for his actions n blah blah blah to my uncle (who is a cop n detective n knows the story), my uncle listens attentively, then turns to her n starts lettin her have it, i mean brutal truths n statistics...very sternly, n lisas defendin mango all da way, i could see lisa weelin up n i called my aunt out who told my uncle to cool it, lisa put her shoes on called him an asshole n was walkin out...my aunt went after her n calmed her down, pretty soon she was back n all was calm, they avoided each other for awhile n he apologized later...now i am not gonna say he was wrong, she is in a dream world n the guys a piece of crap but, i gotta support her, i do believe she needs to hear those hard truths but..n i stress but...her bein that pregnant was crossin a line......so it was tense for awhile...then all of a sudden i hear immense laughter from the kitchen, n i see timmy climb up in the chair next to gram with no shirt on..then my aunts brothers wife karen comes out to the livin room to tell us she was in da bathroom and timmy (being the bathroom king he is) barged in on her, grabbed her chest n said "i need one of these" ...ok now i'm assuming he meant shirt...i swear he does not do that to me,lol...ok ok theres nuffin there anyway but, da fact he didn't have a shirt on i'm assumin thats what he meant..lmao...anywho, it was quite a hit with not only karen but the whole damn houseful who were laffin off their asses, we left before charades tho...DAMN...but we had to get alex n chris to motherlesbianinlaws cuz they were sleepin over.....

sunday was kinda laid back...laundry, mom stopped by after church to go pee (gary n i both waitin for her to start rantin bout lisa n uncle rick) but she never mentioned it thank god...then we went over to a friends house to visit...then home to get the kids ready for school, god i love school,lol....not a whole lot goin on this week, a follow up for chris' ear infection...n dinner at mom n dads saturday are all i have to look forward to, oh n grocery shoppin friday night,lol...lets hope da movie star doesn't have any other spur of the moment shoppin binges,lol..n i'm bad?...kk dats all folks...til next week...

coopy

big hugzzz n smoocheroos to ya gf, i know yer havin some hard times i'm always here fer ya...i'll keep muh chin up iffen you do too..

from da snowbanks of upstate NY...

ok, i don't get it..yesterday it was 45 degrees (near shorts weather )sunny, wiff a lite breeze, was awesome n put me in such a good mood seein da sunlight...FURK...kk fast forward to today (n of furkin course..the shit has to start after my spawn class commitment ) holy canoli i was drivin home after spawn class n it was so slippery, i was scared to death, timmy was cryin n sayin it was scarey..n some sappy george strait song was blarin...it was white out conditions n i hadda come up a side road cuz i wasn't feelin froggy enuff to brave our hill.....we are home all safe n sound, i called da movie star as soon as i walked in n complained, new tires are on da way , now watch...next week we'll be in shorts,lol...

i basicly spent muh day at da school...timmys meetin wiff da school officials was this mornin to see if they thought he was still qualified fer them to pay his speech services ...its bs like 3 women askin if we think he's improvin n if we have concerns then they sign da paper n go...while timmy n cakie are drawin wiff dry erase markers all ova their notes on da big board at da front of their room while their backs are turned ...then it was bout time fer spawn class...woohoo i got pom-poms on P table...no pete da penguin ...all the kids were pretty good cept adrianna , gettin this chick to do anything is an issue...she did her work n expected me to write her name on da furkin thing...i was like no, u do it, n we argued...i won,lol...pointed out how she was slackin n all da other kids had gotten their snacks already ...i must say tho, i had a disturbing encounter at school...i'm standin there half bent ova da table (stop!!!, LOL) handin out crayons when i feel hands on muh ass ...this lil girl was gently pushin me outta da way... distressed me...chris goes wut mom?..i'm like um nuttin n just got back to muh pom poms...lol...yikes...when adrianna finally stopped schleppin around n did her work i was out da door,lol...early this week but i was so not lookin forward to drivin in that crap..

so last week lisa stopped by fer a lil visit...(raidin our snack cabinet cuz dad doesn't get da good stuff) n i'm here blarin music, cakies singin i like it, i love it n lisas crackin up...then i stopped, figurin i should chat wiff her n she tells me how her n mom were at a defensive drinvin course n moms like yappin wiff da instructors about cars...then she's like...yeah my sister is lookin into buyin a "Hundaya"......lisas' dyin as she's tellin me this n how the instructors looked at muh mom like she was an alien......oh n moms decided she'll go back n do da weight watchers thing again , n not only dat but join a gym......so she's at da dinner table one night lisas tellin me...n dad walked over to her n put his hand on her stomach n was like...well how much have ya lost (smirkin all da way, he knows,lol dads a riot)...n mom said nothing shut up jim,lol...dads like nope didn't think so n walked away......lisas still crackin up n after she regained composure, we're bs'in bout easter n it being here n shit....n timmy started sayin sumfin so we're like what?...he keeps sayin it n after a couple tries i say...easter?...n he's like yes...so them i'm sayin EAster n he repeated a cpl times, them i just start sayin easter easter easter...timmy pipes up..."ok ok ok...SHUT UP"......i suck, i hadda leave da room i was near tears from cryin...lisa was in shock, lol, tried tellin him it was wrong n he basicly sat there n ignored her, lol...dats jus a lil touch of wut tony da 4th will be givin her

saturday was quite a day......motherlesbianinlaw had sprung on us friday night that there was a birfday party for hubbys great aunt sat. night n how it'd be nice if we could go...not a prob it was sumfin to do...so we're just chillin at home til party time, i had left out a steak to cook that night n although they were havin pizza come hell er' high water we wuz cookin dat furkin steak...so da movie star n i are in da kitchen cookin together...(i don't do steak,lol...not muh department) n he gives me DA look...i'm like theres 4 here wide awake we'll get busted,lol...he's like we have rooms with doors, so of course i comply...(thought i'd say no?)...we're headin downstairs to our room n he stops n tells me to drop em......i'm like stair sex?..lol...n he's like yeah...mind you theres no lock on da door n its closed but i'm right there iffen it was to be opened...lol...needless to say chris starts walkin round da house lookin room to room..., i'm dyin laffin...i'm like i told ya you fuck,lol...n he darts downstairs nto da baffroom crackin up soooo loud...i'm laffin muh ass off n franticly pullin muh pants up......so i open da door n go back to stirrin da potatoes, chris is like whatya laffin at?...nuttin hunny daddys funny ...when he regained himself n came upstairs i was like, u feel better?..he says yup perfect timin..i'm like good fer u...now here u stir da potatoes i'll bb...

this party......its an old ladys house so theres no toys, n da i'm boreds come within the first 5 minutes, but there was food so that helped entertain em oh n of course motherlesbianinlaw da god of muh kids was there...w/ casey ...who i do catch eyein me every now n then ...after awhile we got to sittin in da livin room, me, n hubby n a cpl of da kids...timmy who was entertainin the older folks especially when he was goin room to room through the house sayin.."excuse me comin thru"...a bunch were sittin round da dinin room table just bs'in n one of the aunts start goin on n on, basicly ramblin, i wasn't payin attention til i looked over n saw gary doublin over in laffter..so i started focusin in on what they were sayin...his aunt was exclaimin, very loudly i must add, how her grandson was into certain things now, name brands n how at his school, its HEAD everything...the kids wants nothing but HEAD n won't settle fer anything but HEAD ...neva heard of dat ...

sunday mornin was a treat..we went out to dennys fer breakfast then a quick trip to wal-mart......i was reminded leavin dennys why i don't usually go out with more than 2 kids or the whole family..lol...people give us the weirdest looks......it is a lil train when we go by,lol...but the kids are always good outside of home, i guess thats good, we always get praised for how young they are n well behaved go me tyvm..LOL...but still it doesn't stop the weird looks...its me ... shup!!!...wal-mart went smoothly too as long as timmy got his ride on da furkin yellow bus ya feed coins into on da way out...then it was off home so i could start dinner...we had our st.patricks day corned beef n cabbage on sunday so his mom could come ova n also cuz the workin late thing seems to be startin again ...ah well...but dinner wuz good, n motherlesbianinlaw brought me a special treat a bag of cotton candy ...woohooo, she hid it up in da cabinet n i'll have it one of these nights after they go to bed, i won't share dat ...was a purty lazy weekend fer da most part, lotta laundry,lol...this coming weekend is my aunt n uncles "cabin fever" party...we are NOT wearin summer attire,lol...always a good time tho...good food n uh always um entertaining....lets see aunt millie sits at da kitchen table talkin bout her colonoscopy experience, aunt myrtle choked on a piece of a hot dog once n they hadda call 911 ...my aunt fran took a bowl from da table once n her sweater caught fire over a candle...gram sits at da kitchen table with a sweater n a coat on (no matter how hot it is), oh n we CANNOT ferget last summer when yours truly dipped her shirt in da hot wax then when it clung to muh skin i jumped outta muh skin, n muh shirt!!!, right in da middle of da kitchen......oh wut could happen next?...LOL...wanna come?...

well i'mma thinkin i'm gonna stop ramblin fer now....my ear hurts n i've been told to take some benedryl to drain it...which means i'll get knocked on muh ass soon enuff, just enuff time fer some rest b4 i gotta cook...cakies tellin me she has "bless yous in my nose" so i'm thinkin she needs a tissue,lol...n i gotta gear up fer tomorrow..DAMN CONFERENCE DAYS!!!!!...no school but i'm thinkin with a foot of snow comin, tomorrow prolly woulda been a snow day anywho ...oh n heres more good news...friday theres more coming , sayin this one is just gettin us ready for friday ...FURK FURK FURK ME!!!!...wiff dat said,lol...ttyl...

coopy (da queen of TMI)

p.s. in lite of recent findings (not namin names..LOL...pm me i'll tell ya ) i've become quite a bitch...my latest ramblin can be seen at...
http://www.geocities.com/coopslittleangel/thetypical_yahellmale.html
sorry guys...NOT... to some of ya.....oh n i'mma not gonna do any proofreadin, yer on ya own peeps,lol...i'm not too hard to figure out,lol...er' am i?...lol

imma slacker...

kk i'm soooo not feelin da coopy mail this week, but i have dat responsibility so da show must go on...i'm whooped too but i dunno how much carpel tunnel i'll have cuz i didn't write da stuff down this week, i'm wingin it ladies n germs...lol..

this is also kinda late cuz i started goin back to spawn class this week..its an every tuesday thing that i go into da kindergarten classroom n volunteer muh precious yahoo chat time to help 25 children cut out animal parts n shit n glue em onto construction paper... ok dats da "center" i hate da most...who woulda thunk?..most people would think id cringe far worse over the glitter crafts, but no theres just way too many parts to cut out for 5 kids (peeps just think 2 eyes, 2 ears..etc..)...but anywho...i was dreadin it...i get in n they're all...its mrs. cooper ..right away timmy darts fer da toys cakie in tow...i sat down n listened to a story bout spaghetti n meatballs comin outta da sky like rain..lol, it was gay..then timmy surprise surprise hadda use da bathroom...np we go n come back.."mrs cooper..you're in the star center...".. plz no animals i'm thinkin..."today we are starting the letter O n you n our "friends" will be gluing opposites on O"..., hey it wasn't animals,lol...so we get to our table n they pretty much did their work quickly...adrianna (devil incarnate) says.."hey i know u"...i was like yup i've been here a few times......she was surprisingly good...when they were done we cleaned up, n even tho it went semi smoothly i was reminded why i gave it up for awhile...for the brief moments in between the chaos of 25 children runnin around whinin, he did this she said this...you can just hear the sickness, the coughs, the sniffles ...i took off shortly after ..came home n hadda nap...do i really gotta go back next week?...lol

my week aside from dat has been pretty shitty..wiffout goin into too much detail, fluffy is a fuktard dicklickin ball suckin piece of shit n i found out thursday...lol...luvs ya reeses, you need yer own P.I. practice,lol...lettin go is da hard part n dats where i am..gimmie time but hate songs do tend to help...LOL...

friday night...well dat was a furkin mess..da movie star went missin for hours, neglectin dinner n oh yeah, shoppin couldn't get done even tho mom n lisa were here n waitin...twas a long story n it's far from over, lets just say he's in da wrong n i'll just play on dat well...forever......in my sisters words...we aren't married we're just "friends with benefits"......hey doesn't bother me...i had a nice clean house sunday n i didn't hafta lift a finger not only dat but he got me a fresh pack of batteries (n we're talkin 8 pack, notta 4 pack peeps)..woofurkinhoo......time to play,lol...

when mom n lisa were here fri. night lisa like whipped out her belly showin da top of her furkin granny panties ..i said holy hell yer wearin granny panties,lol...n after she got her lil jab it.."well at least i wear panties" ...dats overplayed,lol...she's like, omg darlene wanna talk bout granny panties...she goes on to tell me how a few nights ago mom noticed she had a line around her tummy from the elastic on her underwear (i dunno why she's lookin peeps n i don't wanna know)..so mom says.....i have a package of your grandmothers underwear i took from the apartment when we went to clean it out (yes, my dead grandmothers underwear!!!!)...i'm sure the color drained from muh face...she says what?..they were in a sealed package brand new...i'm like MOM...lmao, i was at dat point near pissin myself n forgettin how muh asshole hubby was late.....lisa goes on to tell me n not only tell me but demonstrate..."ok darlene, at that point i was willing to try anything cuz mine were hurtin my tummy...i went into the bathroom n tried them on...(with full demonstration with her hands now folks)..THEY CLEARED MY CHEST" she says...OMG i lost it...lmfaooooo....yes that visual was funny but DAMN...mom took grams underwear......bro grab yer inhaler..omg omg...speakin of...my other gram (gravy n choc mousse gram)...whenever my cousin ryan is around her he always says.."sup puff"...lmfao, he calls her puff cuz of her fro lookin white hair...LMAO...i'll be seein this in action on da 20th cuz i just received an invitation from my aunt for a cabin fever party they're throwin...we need to wear summer attire..YEAH RIGHT!!!, n i gotta bring a summer type food... brother...its just a party...but even still, always a story...they're family on my side..need i say more?..lmao..

lisa found out she's havin a boy... i'm disappointed but hey whatcha gonna do?...lol...at least i'm uh can i say experienced?...in this department...lol...da fruit is tickled pink, jesus christmas i just hope he straightens up for this lil boys sake...n da name, opal i'm sorry i thought it was tony da 3rd...its tony da 4th ...blah blah blah...n ya know i'm seriously thinkin of gettin this lil boy all orange-ish clothing fer da shower...bein a mango n all...n i know we're sayin a kiwi but fer real...wouldn't it be a kumquat?.......ANYWHO...lol, we're all gearin up fer da shower now, its next month already...n i know she's hopin da fruits outta da clink b4 she delivers but i'm thinkin i'll be standin in......whatta situation...sheesh...man she had on grams undies...dats jus 10 kindsa foul......

some of ya know dis already, but muh lil kindergartener chris went on a field trip yesterday to a play with his class...well when he got off da bus afterschool i was like...well how was it bud?...he looks up at me n says in a complete monotone voice..."it was BORING mom"...oh it was...why?..."they didn't even speak our language "...i'm crackin up, n alex is laffin as we're walkin up da driveway...what language did they speak chris?.."they spoke AMERICAN".....i left it alone..then he says, "oh n they had some of that mime stuff goin on".....poor kid...theres another field trip to another play later on this month, lmao...we signed him up fer football too this week...geez that'll cut in on yahoo time too ...ah well...it'll be fun..for him,lol...

tryin to think here...oh yeah got muh bling...finally, it is really purty i'm just unsure yet wether or not it looks right on muh finger...da motherlesbianinlaw is back...she came home saturday n came over to get her car which was adornin my front lawn for 10 days ...she brought presents fer da kids n sat wiff em while we went shoppin, finally...we barely talked but it had to be done,lol...i got to see pictures of her n "casey" in da pool down there too..i didn't know "casey" went down to visit da family too ...n she brought me back a tank top (wut else...well besides a sex toy, lol) its cute pink n says princess across da chest.....she brought alex n chris back some weird action figure w/ far too many attatching pices in my opinion...cakie got a sun visor w/ tinkerbell on it that says miss attitude (PERFECT)..n timmy got THE MOST ANNOYIN gift of all...a hat with mickey n a train on it, n when ya press da lil thing on top it makes train sounds...loud train sounds , hearin trains i get flashbacks of the movie intolerable cruelty w/ george clooney n catherine zeta jones where da guys in da motel room wiff da young girl makin train noises n them gettin all sexcited......that movie sucked ...but that mans train fetish is forever etched in my mind now...the coffin n turkey doesn't sound so odd after all huh?..

ok guys i'm exhausticated n shit n i'm gonna chat fer a bit, climb a few trees, oh wait i'm too innocent fer dat.....i'll tty in 2...britty duck i miss u gf, luvs u

coopy

p.s. anyone else seen that spongebob goes prehistoric wayyyyyyyyy too many times already like me?..the furkin thing came out friday night n since then i've seen it 5 times, geez....its sooooooooooo bad that timmys walkin round callin cakie sqaub...n she's answerin to it!!!...n i'm walkin round sayin tabungadu...good lord i need a padded cell...lol...

here we go again...

k, i needed to do sumfin productive i was sittin in 2 n i jus wasn't muhself...hate these nights but tis all a part of dat evil process...anywho, lemme get in da zone...pop on some tim...n drool, i mean er' um start blabbin......much better, tims singin ta me all is good again..

ok we made it thru another week with no sickness....they got da clean bill of health from da doctor all this w/out any casualties at da office..timmy n cakie are back to actin like the wild animals i know n luv...lol, cakie "WeeeeHaaaa'in" all ova...n timmy well he's bein timmy cept' fer on this kick where he is callin me mother...kk peeps i'm mommy...i'll answer to mom but not mother, geezzzz reminds me of dat mommie dearest movie...Noooo wire hangerssss!!!!...lol......k so i'm knee deep in muh extensive groomin ritual one mornin, cakies watchin me of course, can't even pee alone ...we're bs'in, n i mean i'm just basically talkin shit that she has absolutely no clue bout'...i think i was goin on in da mirror bout me bein all down ova da fluffy thing...so i was like...sayin shit then i'm like ya know what i mean?..she says "yup"...clueless yet cute in her lil pigtails...i said thx baby i can always count on you...she looks at me all eyeballs dat one...n gets this face, i can't explain it but she says "yup...1...2...3...4" then walks away....i hadda laff......another mornin same scenario cept i'm kinda yellin at her cuz she wants some stupid toy opened that i'm gonna break a nail on...she's whinin n i say to her...cakie yer a pain in muh...n i stopped, she chimes in ASS, ...i laff (bad move) n i try sayin no hunny butt...she says noooo ASS...i shup,lol....opened da toy n she left,lol...

i'm so excited peeps, its like gonna be in da 50's this week...woohoo er' weehaaa pool party at coopys....omg speakin of dat furkin pool ...u 31'ers are cringin huh?...lol...well one wall isn't lookin too good..FURK, but da movie star thinks it can be saved, i swear to everything sacred this whole pool situation sux monkey nutz,lol...movie star is bout ready to say furk it n drive da truck thru it so he can get an inflata-pool......we'll see, i still say we have a good ice storm comin ...hold me...

OMG...i hadda tim dream...jus remembered here listenin to his voice.......k get this visual omg ya gonna die...lol...n i don't care tellin ya...so i'm in this huge mall like place, lol..hellifiknow peeps but i was there...n i get off this bus w/ a couple girlfriends (no it wasn't a short bus either ..bite me)...n we're jus walkin thru..all of a sudden, theres tim standin there w/ his baseball cap n glasses tight short sleeved tee n ass pants ta die 4 , now me bein da obsessed lil chit i am i go up to him n ask fer a hug...like i wouldn't?...c'mon now,lol...he hugz me n i was all happy...literally too prolly ...so next thing i know i'm in a wal-mart supercenter kinda place n i'm walkin up an aisle...n he's followin me!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg....i was dyin...lmao...hey its muh dream!!!!!, lol...i turn around n tell him not to get attatched, n he just follows me more...(thinkin theres a yahoo attatchment on dat somewhere in muh subconcious (furk muh spellin))...anywho...next thing i know he's microwavin me a hot pocket in da refrigerator section of da supercenter n cuddlin up ta me...LMAO...then i woke up ...cravin hot pockets ...i'm so not right people,lmao....i cannot believe you all sit here n read this, lmaooo....that was all for muh dream, n no i didn't run fer da bunny...thought it but didn't...shockin huh?....dats another thing tho, i got up sunday mornin n was feelin frisky, i get out da bunny n da furkin batteries were dead ...never fear i had backup toys but nuffin like psychin yerself up for sumfin only to get let down...lol, reminds me...makes a mental note to have da movie star grab C batteries on da way home..

i really am a clueless woman...lemme explain, like i hafta ya say?...shup n listen ...few weeks back i get this lil card in da mail, says send back for a free pair of pantyhose blah blah blah, no hidden thingies just send it back, i'm like sure why not i may need em sometime,lol...well saturday hubby comes in w/ da mail, tosses me this lil package...its muh pantyhose n another card attached......sayin i'm now enrolled in a hoisery club n i'm gonna get 3 pairs of pantyhose every 4 weeks n i need only pay fer da shippin n iffen i don't want em send em back, no furkin obligation blah blah blah........UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ....i'm like a deer in headlights...movie star investigates n was like ok dingbat ya didn't read da fine print?...i'm like hey asshole there was no fine print...n he goes back to investigatin...lmao...finally he says well u'll use em right?..how bad can it be?...i'm like hello?...idiot?..i wear maybe 1 pair a year dependin on whose funeral er' weddin i'm at,lmaoo...i said 3 pair a month?...omg what will i do w/ em?..he jus laffs n brushes it off of course i'm da clueless one n he basks in it...n i jus gotta have a crack in there, so i say a few minutes later, ok i'll do it, i'll jus get em in yer size ...he called me an asshole n laffed then it was dropped,lmao...man i am dumb geezzzzzzzzzz, jus what i need a pantyhose club...furk i'm damn glad it wasn't a free pair of underwear ...

alex comes home from school friday n drops a bombshell on us...he has a report due next week on...ya ready?...penguins...WTF?...lmao....i'm like dats all u gary, lmfaoooo he can do either a report or an information booklet...i said to da movie star well they're black n white...he says wooo yer a wealth of knowledge... asshole...he's gotta be a furkin penguin fer da spring concert in may too... penguin year we're havin....

ohhh also last week muh motherlesbianinlaw calls me up early in da week n asks iffen she can come see the kids wed night...i'm like sure, n she says she's droppin off her car, i'm like um k?....she reminds me she's off fer florida fer 10 days... but at da same time DOH i needa babysitter for grocery night..yup called mom n lisa...lisas lookin quite plump,lol...she's hopin fer a girl now...me too, lol...grocery night went smoothly...n mom agreed to come back sunday to put da fresh blond on muh head, n not only that but next friday too for grocery night...motherlesbianinlaw is flyin back on her broom saturday..when mom came sunday to do muh hair, i was informed on how poor gram (as if covered in chocolate mouse n gravy wasn't enuff) got her thumb stuck in da door of da car n broke it...first furkin thing outta her mouth, n no lie "how am i gonna do the dishes?"... poor gram thinkin she's gotta do chores to earn her keep...n already gram is feelin the effects of da baby, i dunno how their gonna do it especially w/ da convict movin in when he gets outta da clink ...i'll get a feel fer da situation, mom told me that we'll be havin dinner there a lil later this month fer st. pats day...oh n i knew dis was commin cuz we didn't have thanksgivin at our house but she cornered me sunday n asks (well more or less insinuates) that we're havin easter here......but ok what da furk,lol... i know i know, ya'll jus want da stories..n yup you know i'll produce,lol...what can get spilled on gram at eastertime?...WILL NOT BE EGG SALAD ...we'll hafta wait n see...uncle butch will be up from georgia too then i'm thinkin...quite a character dat one is too .

OMG in a cpl days i get muh carat ...i'm sooooo sex er' um i mean excited ...its so purty omg i wuz like all psyched, n yup i got da necklace too ..told muh neighbor bout da diamonds n he called me a spoiled bitch ...imagine dat...hey it was a long time commin, lmao...so yes i will be playin the nice wife card fer a cpl weeks then back to bein me...lmaooo...dammit I should win an acadamy award!!!!!...he went out n got seat covers n other accessories fer dat banana-bile...all like flames er' some shit so it all evens out in da end, lol...

k all i'm on this water kick now, i drink 34 ounces a day tryin to push da losin weight thang before this damn weddin......n holy hell i used ta have da bladder of a camel, furk no now...i'm pissin like a racehorse n i gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go (MA ya dyin?...LMAO)...so i'm off...i sry iffen i wasn't in top coopy form writin dis up but twas an off night...i'll make it up ta ya i pwomise ...luvsss ya'll...tty in 2...

coopy