coopy mail....lol

oh now what will she say this week?...hmmm, well she's thinkin...first i gotta say i'm still proud as hell i pumped gas last week...i don't wanna do it again but i at least feel good that i can do it,lol...and i finally brought my shoes back in the house...they were aired out after 4 days and besides i didn't want to wear em full of snow...yes more of that damn snow, i'm so sick of it already...bring on the hot...sweaty....sticky...uh weather yeah weather

trekker i swear i need to wear depends readin your emails....i laugh so hard...keep em commin they are a trip.

in da coopy house its been pretty slow..aside from the usual bullshit not too much exciting, no escapes from the windows..no confetti incidents to speak of..just alot of animal noises..lemme explain..lol.thanks to one of them there cable networks that play a movie forty times a week then rip it from existence, timmy is hooked on jumanji...i had to buy the friggin dvd friday night...i've seen it about 6 times since and my house is just a jungle now, not that it wasn't before but ok worse,lol. you'd think that shit would scare lil kids...not mine, hell timmy watched the omen with me one day and laughed at the bad parts....i love that scary crap too but sheesh he was only 2, i started callin him damien, lol....but this jumanji, holy god...spooked me out even, lol....my husband who thinks he is funny taps his foot against shit around the house to make it sound like that friggin jungle music in the movie....first time he did it i was scared shitless i tell ya....i'm like holy shit the game is in our house..., no lie i'm gullible as all hell.

peachie i swear girl last monday was so much fun in the room...lmao. he is completely nuts but balls or no balls i love him to death. i say go for the money but hey thats just me,lol.

bro...gotta shhhh on da clickin, you'll get me in trouble, lol....i'm a clickaholic i can't help it....ya see some good shit in them there profiles i tell ya,lol.

and dearest opal....omg girl ya just cracked me up last night, you were so funny, i was so sad i had to go. can't believe ya ditched the couch for ten, but i understand he had da ice...lol.next time i'll have a pocketful of loonies, .

k i'll spare ya anymore of my ramblin....i need to go find my balless wonder anyway, talk to yall in the room.

and kom it was nice hearin yer alive...good luck in school..and don't be a stranger.



luvs yall....

coopy

are ya ready for this???....

COOPY PUMPED GAS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER TODAY...

yes it is so sad but so true...da damn full service station was closed cuz apparantley they were out .....anywho...i found a place i could get out and still be close to da sweet pickles bus and kids....i managed to put 10 bucks in my tank....bout a dollar on the ground and bout 75 cents in my shoe!!!....poor old man was just laughin at me prolly thinkin dumb blond, and i am i know but now i'm a proud as hell dumb blond!!!!!...but shhhh we aren't tellin da hubby cuz he can still think i can't do it and do it for me ....ok thats all i have to contribute...

luvs coopy

ok heres my post.....lol

i so hoped you enjoyed that cybersex thing, omg i just had to share it. this post may actually be a short one...its early and i'm braindead...( ok so being early was stretchin it ).

again thank you for all the birthday cards and messages it really made me feel good. as for my birthday here well it was just another day in my crazy life, i had to taxi...um kids screamed at me when i screamed at them to clean up...i even tryed the please do it for my birthday guilt trip...nuttin...um da mother in law flew over with her lesbian friend to watch the kids while hubby took me out for dinner. i was supposed to be back before the kids went to bed so they could sing to me and have cake but we ran into family (they're everywhere...but this one is hot and i didn't mind starin at him,lol). needless to say 3 hours later and a 90 dollar bill we finally left, as i'm cursing the hubby cuz i wasn't online at the time i said i would be,lol....mother in law and "casey" were relieved to see us finally although they still stayed about a half hour longer to chit chat..finally it was over, lol...and hubby went to bed cuz i was here at the pc and pissed cuz i was late,lol.

i absolutely love my laundry baskets...lol...um only funny thing i can think of other than my existence is that as my mother left the house here yesterday after her brief weekly stay (its more like hi darlene hi kids...give grandma a kiss....ok i need to use your bathroom....there thats better, ok i think i'm gonna go)....every week same ole thing after church,lmao. well this week she is on her way out the door, says have a happy birthday tomorrow..., yup that was my face. i was like uh mom...my birthday was wednsday, she wasn't hearin it but hey old age i guess,lol...

see i said this wouldn't be long....wrong as usual...lol. do ya mind?..nah i didn't think so..i tell ya its riveting reading huh?...ok it really sucks...lol.i can handle the truth .

opal i swear between our families we gotta be long lost relatives of some sort,lol...um..lets see i'm tryin to remember all the posts...peachie and happy yes get yer asses to chat...lol.um that friggin booger worm is all my kids wanna see, lol...and uh the poll...omg the poll...i just can't say how close to tears i was from laughin...i could go on about that one but i really do not want to drag yall into it...i said i wouldn't bring my drama to da room but i can say i'm holdin back truly i am and one lil day i may just burst and go off...i will apologize for that now, it won't be pretty.....

on dat note.....lol....get back to chat...pleaseeeeee its been so dead..i just greet everyone at the door hello, "welcome to room 31 otherwise known as the morgue"..... we just need a few old time drinkin parties, remember those?...well i do dammit and i need a good drunken night, been awhile since i fell down my stairs..( ok smartasses i meant my bedroom stairs, not outside...

luvs yall to pieces,

coopy

k...picture this...

ok...ya just gotta picture this...me asleep on da loveseat with the baby...hubby asleep on the couch and timmy asleep in the recliner...sounds pretty good for a saturday afternoon. quiet, calm...alex and chris playing together with their new christmas toys, they are older they'll let mom rest, and they know not to cause a stir when the babies are nappin. please start sending the insanity fund money i'm gonna need it soon....lol....

k..now picture alex running into the living room screaming to his father that chris had fallen out the bedroom window...i know ....i never got up so quick in my life, screw da foot....

kk we both jump up in complete heart attack mode...run into the bedroom to find the window wide open..yes it is winter...ok heres where ya gotta get that mind focused...a homemade rope, perfectly knotted made of chris' 14 receiving blankets that he cannot be without...chris standing in 3 feet of snow with a fleece scooby doo hat, sweats, SOCKS on his hands, and BOXES on his feet...as soon as i ran into the bedroom and looked out the window..subconciously i knew the boy was fine just in shock..consiously tears welled up in my eyes at the pathetic site standing there i turned around ran out and rolled over in laughter omg i swear i almost pee'd my friggin pants.

so how did he get there ya ask?...well according to them...timmy who was in a coma in the recliner, lol.....unlocked the window...opened it...and threw out 2 of chris' precious blankets therefore he had to retrieve them..lmao....do ya know how premeditated this was?...omg the kids cut out the plastic in the cardboard boxes so he could get his feet in better....dear lord all this at 5 and 6...what in gods name is to come?.......anywho they spent some time wimpering in their bedrooms then came out to find mom and dad telling everyone and laughing about it.....they're sorry but god its just too friggin funny...now everyone keeps telling us to count the kids to make sure they aren't tryin to escape...lmao. its the only reason i am grateful for all this friggin snow...if he didn't have 3 feet of snow to fall in i think i wouldn't be laughing...alas god seems to like to humor me so i will just laugh along with him.and yes i am a first floor only house...lol.

so, how is everyone else?...i know i'll see a post from peachie....how bout the rest of ya?...hmmm hmmm hmmmm. and i hope everyone had a great new years...i can't top alex and chris as far as anything interesting the rest of the week so i'll just shut it now....lol.

til next week...god i hope i have nothing to say next week, that'd be a first right?...lol. luvs yall



coopy

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