too many freaks not enuff circus...my house...yahoo a close 2nd

ahhhhhhhh shit...muh furkin font is too furkin small...n i'm technically challenged so yer gonna hafta jus deal...got it?...thought so ...sorry felt da need to get lippy, i'm not gettin any t'nite so i gotta take muh frustrations out on someone...er' yeah,lol..he's sick n he ain't touchin me so i guess its him dats really not gettin any.. i always have muh supply ...ANYWHO...too much stuff to talk bout i'm sure ya don't wanna hear bout dat self pleasure stuff ...next time......

okies...first things first...muh kiddoes, took cakie n timmy back wed., timmy was clearin up n muh lil cakie he said sounded "junkier"....this man gets paid thousands to tell me she sounds "junkier"..lol...actually never thought bout this til right now but maybe he's associatin muh intelligence level wiff da hair color......hmmm interesting...freakin perv, i swear he jus likes havin me there every week ..oh n uh...we go back wednesday ....you'd think he wouldn't want us back timmy gives da man a run fer his money...timmys up on da exam table n of course its got da roll of paper on it n he's movin all around jus irritatin da hell outta me n i'm sure da doctor wiff dat effin crinklin paper noise...then while he's writin up in da chart, timmy lunges clear across the furkin table usin da paper as his own personal slip n slide landin right at da lil pillow in front of where he's writin n his glasses fly up...thank god he caught em, but geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...n what am i doin ya ask?..i was furkin laffin muh ass off whatya think?..lol...oh n yes he did manage to go pee at least 5 times while we were there, he was given unlimited bathroom priveledges ....i can't wait til wednesday..no really ...lol...its gone to muh head this doctor stuff...thank god i'm not dreamin bout doin' da doc er' nuffin but i had one dream bout me missin an appointment n da lady callin me bitchin sayin how its a 15 dollar no show fee ..... help me.......anywho..timmy who neva slowed down anyway is back to himself n cakie is back to dancin around singin she's one hot mama n sayin "weehaaa" to everything......n omg the other 2 went back to school today so i'm in semi-heaven...

omg da awards...too freakin funny...brit n bttr you chickies did an awesome job, n i was suprised it didn't last as long as the oscars...was worried there fer a bit,lol...loved muh battery award (i would die) n well flattered at da turkey baster one ouch @some of the categories i was nominated in...i mean really..i don't ALWAYS look at cams..sheesh...n as fer becoming a bot...i'm on a cash only basis...puhleaseeeeee ...no credit,lol...psst brit?...did ya like dat?...you wanted into da coopy mail, yer here gf ...muh sock monkey makin thong wearin corner sharin pleasure pal.......someone else wanted in too, but i wasn't sure how to segway a mainlander tale......ah well mellow, guess you'll just hafta watch gorillas in the mist again in place of dat ....oh n btw..muh kids still haven't forgiven me for burnin their taco meat dat night ya wuz in muh box bootin me,lmao...man i'm tellin ya i need to go back to cookin is for dummies...i made burgers t'nite wiff muh pj tank top on..FUCKIN OUCH dat grease flys...lmaoooo...nuffin like burnt titties...right reeses?..lmao, er' wait..i need some first ...ok n yes i realize after i jus typed all dat i'm livin cookin iz fer dummies...BITE ME MA..i know ya wu thinkin , go use yer toy ...

i should be havin more playtime soon...well computer playtime, i know some of ya are sayin..omg how much more can she possibly get she's ALWAYS here....lol, bite me...da ass i married has decided he should work a cpl nights a week too, its prolly a drinkin party er' maybe da chick he works wiff but anywho ...i was like ok, just forewarn me the 2 nights n i'll get a routine goin, homework n shit here i come, i don't usually do da homework, god help the boys, lmao....anywho in between the chaos of the evening i'll have some chat time i'm sure......he pissed me right off friday tho, lmao...motherlesbianinlaw is here waitin to watch da kids, i'm sittin here all ready to go get the shoppin over wiff n watchin da clock..by like 6 he calls n says he's finishin a truck n he'll be leavin in bout 10 minutes, i tell him its so freakin late just grab the kids dinner on da way home...he gets in...n right away i notice the "fairy walk"..ok peeps he only does this when he's either A. been drinkin or B. thinkin he's the mr. king shit he isn't...on top of actin too nice to try n cover it up i knew he had been drinkin, i said a truck huh?..hmmm how many trucks?..he said a cpl......oh i was livid...furk up my night n i get pissed...i got real quiet...just kinda stood around with dat disgusted look on muh face, then at da store i walked ahead of him almost da whole way...when we hit the last aisle he decides to walk ahead of me kinda givin me that fuck you kinda vibe...ok fairy walkin asshole i'm thinkin...just think u win ...i hold da trump card n i know how to use it......he pretty much stayed away from me all weekend, he knew i was pissed..n of course i didn't care to bother wiff him either,lol...

sunday, as i was knee deep in muh extensive groomin ritual...mom n lisa show up of course mom to go pee (although she has competition now fightin ova da bathroom w/ timmy)...we were all sittin round' talkin...seems da fruit is gonna serve 90 days startin today ...that brings him out the week she's due, n he gets 3 years probation, n he's complain bout dat sayin he is pissed now cuz he had probation n now he has more.. furkin asshole....duh...then we get to talkin (for bro...TAWKIN )bout my aunts 25th wedding anniversary party n how she's bent cuz i won't be able to go...ya see its also muh best friends wedding n i'm in dat...(woohoo 4 a victorian purple gown i'll neva wear again )...n i can't get outta dat nor do i want to really,lol...family vs. drinkin n partyin w/ friends?...hmm tuff choice ...i'm goin to da weddin alone...mom n dad will go to da anniversary party so gary won't have anyone he knows to sit with n shit...plus i made it clear i'm wiff da weddin party n i have a built in date..(yes i gots da info...names adam (i think) 36 y/o, not married, n he's cute although judgin muh best friends choice of hubby i dunno whether i wanna bank on it...her hubby honestly looks like da type of guy after 10 years of marriage n 2 kids to say...hunny i'm gay! sweet guy jus a lil um...fruity?...LOL)...anywho iffen the kids are invited to da anniversary party he'll go to dat w/ em its not very far from here....me i gotta drive freakin 45 minutes lookin like a fool in muh minivan wiff muh hair all dolled up n wearin a purple dress ...OHHH n then of course we shifted gears talkin bout easter n i hadda bring up the egg salad incident...ok room 31'ers iffen theres any left...i know you've heard this but the new subscibers haven't n i'm sure they'd laff...ok gonna start a new paragraph...jus cuz i can...

ahhhhhhhhhhh deep breath.....K...when lil coopy was like 6 she invited her friend meghan over for lunch, this was on da weekend bout a week after easter...anywho, mom makes egg salad, meg doesn't like dat so she brown bags it (smart girl!!)...anywho, megs gotta go shortly after lunch, church shit er' sumfin wiff her holy roller family...moms like lets go get gram n we'll take a drive...ok ...well bout 30 minutes later i'm throwin muh guts up, i mean i dunno where its comin from but holy god i couldn't stop...mom says ok we're goin home, hell by the time we got home i was feelin half way normal...we get in da house...dads in da baffroom ...same thing....gram turns to mom n i swear for the rest of my life i will never forget this...says.."omg sue what did you feed these two?"...yer diein huh?...LMAO...she says egg salad...my dad immediately says...the eggs that were here on the table for a week?... oh yes she did......my grandmother called muh uncle to take him to the er..you guessed it...food poisoning, lmaooo to this day she isn't allowed near eggs, lmao...n she never ate it...conspiracy to kill us maybe ..nahhhhhhhh she's jus clueless....yer sides hurt?..lmaoooo...so i'm tellin muh boys how she tried killin us with da egg salad then lisa says that da fruit said in da clink he passed on egg salad n some of the guys had intestinal issues after.., n went on to ask if my mother had been guest chef dat night...lmao..my mom says..hows that for the death penalty...let me cook ...i near pissed myself i swear, n she says finally..."i just didn't understand why you go through all the trouble to color them n make them pretty them have to put them in the refrigerator n no one can see em, they made a nice centerpiece".... dats muh mom...n for the record..no i have not had egg salad since...@ da thought...LOL..n speakin of eggs, sunday mornin my lil timminator decided while dads back was turned he'd grab an egg outta da carton n throw it behind da couch dat kid...hellion i tell ya....lol

i can hear ya laffin opal...breathe hunny, lmao...on a serious note (well bout as serious as coopy can get)...wanna say thx fer all da shoulders lately n putin up with muh crazy thoughts n bitterness...you guys know who ya are n i luvss ya, coopys bounce back n learn from it...i have muh moments still but fer da most part i'm in a "furk him/hiss loss" kinda mindframe,lol...time for fresh kill...watch out

i was playin i love this bar a lil bit ago...chris muh 5..oh shit he's 6 now, oops,lol...comes up to me n he's singin...then he giggles when toby says hookers...i'm like oh boy, lol...he says "toby said hookers ...they have hooks"... phew....missed dat one......n oh god today i get back from takin bonnie n clyde to da store n i had da woodstove crankin so i go downstairs n throw a tank top on...not realizin i had an audience n timmy was sittin on da landing at da top of da stairs he starts laffin...i throw the tank on quick n he's laffin hysterically says.."*laffin* mom i saw yers body"......yeah timmy great......

ok peeps i was gonna send this on muh usual tuesday but i'm feelin froggy plus da fact i have bout 5 piles of laundry to fold tomorrow n gotta make it over to da video store to rent spy kids 3 ...i'll just hit send n ya don't hafta wait... l8ters t8ters...

yer boopy

i may not have muh sanity...but u have coopy mail...

FURK...FURK...FURK...ok note to furkin self....SAVE EFFIN DRAFT!!!!!...omg grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...ok i vented i'm better, whats typin another damn page,lol...its not so much that i gotta do it again, but that i may not remember, LOL...i will try muh best...honestly i wasn't dat far into it so its no biggie but lemme pee n i'll brb...SAVE DRAFT, LOL...

ok i feel better now...you may wanna take a pee now yourself..or grab a drink, cuz this mofo is gonna be one long effer'...this is comin to ya a lil early i know...n no its not the fact that i'm feelin the pressure to perform on account of you new subscribers , cuz you guys can bite me,lol...n no its not cuz i don't wanna hear ya'll callin me a slacker iffen i'm an hour late hittin da send button cuz you guys can lick muh , lol....(ok i can breathe now i have tim playin..ahhhh )...no honestly i stumbled upon a lil block of time today after one hellatious mornin..what happened ya ask?..well like i wasn't gonna tell ya?...sit back n shup...lol...okies so muh kids are germ lil carrier monkeys, lol...after the latest germ invaded chris n alex semed ok, timmy was really bad but rebounded except fer a bad cough n muh cakie was just gettin worse n worse..this mornin she woke up with a fever n i had it, called da movie star at work n he told me to get her thru da day n he'd take her t'nite...nope, not good enuff fer me, i called n got her n timmy an appt., just hadda get someone to watch the big brats...muh only option was hubbys great aunt......what da hell i say, they're entertainment, lol...i drop em off n head to the doctors where upon entrance timmy decides he needs to check out the bathroom n go pee fer da 456th time today ...i swear he just needs to test every damn commode in the county...lol...we get into the exam room n the doctor comes in... he loves me...he walks in n just sees the stress n smirks...the whole time i'm thinkin, my god i've known this man all muh life n seen me nakie as a baby...hoppin n prayin he don't think lightening is gonna strike twice ... timmy first...pnuemonia ...n he was the one who had rebounded...cakie next...pnuemonia (n furk me iffen i spelled it wrong) oh n don't forget the dbl ear infections ..so i say..ok what bout da other 2?...doctor says QUARANTINE ..n i'm like great n its furkin mid-winter recess (those BASTARDS, freakin teachers are such pussies, parents don't get recess, lmao...sory iffen yer a teacher, yeah right no i'm not )...so i'm off to pick up da movie star n go get da prescriptions...we get to da pharmacy n the pharmacy tells him his insurance won't cover it...meanwhile i'm out in da van takin timmy out every 5 furkin minutes to piss next to da van, mind you its 13 degrees out, ...finally after a ton of calls he comes out n says its a clerical glitch n its fixed but won't go into effect til 8:30 tomorrow mornin...n that he called work n they were bringin the 300 dollar check for the medicine , furkin right they were..lol, n i didn't even hafta bitch......we finally after 45 minutes in da parkin lot were off, i dropped his ass off at work n i was on muh way home...the boys were makin cupcakes n shit n she had decided she was keepin em for the rest of the afternoon, hey no probs with me..while 2 are away mommy can play,lol...ok so i'm not playin but shup...yer gettin yer mail...
motherlesbianinlaw is gettin em from her house n takin em for the night too...see?..its lookin up already..lol...

ok onto the rest of this hellatious week..thursday the rocket scientist coopy reared her ugly head n decided she'd delete some shit off her pc...uhhuh deleted so well i couldn't get into anyfurkinthing...well cept fer yahoo ...it sux huge cuz i could chat but couldn't profile n thats just a travisty of justice bein the damn profile whore i am , lol......thursday night mom calls n says that she's gonna meet lisa here after the boys got home from school to give em their valentines day gifts..ok i say, like the fool i am..

friday rolls around...n lisa gets here, apparently it was the fruits birthday n she went to visit him in da clink.....ok so this 6 month pregnant sister of mine comes in n i'm like ...she was all hookered up...tight clothes n crazy hair, make-up, da whole nine..WTF i'm thinkin...she came from jail ...go freakin figure but i remained nice as always n didn't say a word (dats muh schemin face, i'm up ta sumfin when ya see dat,lol)...so OMG muh mom gets here n i swear she must be on the mcdonalds happy meal toy board er' sumfin cuz she gives the kids each a brown bag full of shit...chocolate of course which just makes me crazy, n of course the kids wanted da chocolate what'd she think?..the donuts she brought were gonna take precedence?..i think not...so of course all da candy is different fer each kid n they all wanted what the others had..on top of this brilliant idea of hers to include a pen with a stamper on top, in an hours time timmys hand had turned blue from the damn thing...n omg her donuts?...she doesn't get da plain glazed, she's gotta get the ones with the damn sprinkles on em...i just furkin vacuumed!!!!....sprinkles EVERYWHERE!...GRRRRRRRR...swear ta god i said....hey mom, mcdonalds could use ya, i hear they're hirin......needless ta say the pens were canned when she set foot out da door ....n man the timin sucked too, i'm very much a routine person...the babies nap around muh gh time, we kick back on da couch n watch it n they fall asleep...well when mom n lisa were here all bets were off, they're all runnin n screamin thru da house gettin on the older boys nerves as i'm sittin tryin to watch muh gh...i wanted to say get out sooooo bad,lol...i did tell her bout last sunday too n how i laffed at her cuz she couldn't come in n pee, lmao......friday night, yeah you know da drill motherlesbianinlaw comes to sit wiff da kids while da movie star n i go grocery shoppin..lol, well we went n its never a dull moment we go to da meat section n i'm like, n of course i'm such a lil thing but i'm loud, lol...i say i want your meat.., n him bein him he's like right here?...hell yeah...i'm like ok you asshole read between da lines, i meant i want the meat ya made last week,lol...i'm just too lazy to say all dat,lol...oh people i'm tellin ya its funny when we go out,lol.. then when we were leavin omg, hubby goes to get his lottery ticket er' whatever da hell he goes to da counter for n i'm just watchin...this ladt, older lady, not very attractive is eyin hubby up n down...i'm watchin her lookin at him, n i'm dyin, lol...i mean she was lookin him over...he turns to me n i swear i was almost on da floor...we get outside n he's like hey asshole u gonna be ok?..lmao...i told him bout her n he's like...was she hot?..i'm like ummm she reminded me of aunt betsy...he's like ok ok i just lost muh sex drive for the rest of my life, LOL...n i just went on to tell him how bad she was eyein him...n he's like well i guess i can't be picky, lol..i'm like listen...i've had imperfection all muh life i want perfection ...he says god you have such a way wiff words...LOL.......then he say well, not me, i have perfect already..( ok ok fer the tiniest millisecond i was like awww in muh mind, but the real coopy reared her ugly head again n replied)...yeah n yer so full of shit too, LOL...i think he meant it tho cuz after i said dat he shut up for awhile, oops...LOL...we go home n motherlesbianinlaw was waitin laffin so i knew we missed sumfin funny...she pulls us aside n says how alex gets on the computer n wants to go to cartoon network but it wasn't in the favorites, so he types in the word cartoon, up pops a porn ad......his eyes got all big n she says he had a nervous giggle goin n that she covered his eyes n was fumblin through any key she could get to get rid of the ad...n when it was gone apparently alex asked her if they could go back to it, LMAO...dats muh boy

how was yer valentines day?...mine?..oh it furkin blew like the wind...kids sick...hubby had a job to do in the garage most of the day whereas it was one of his friends n of course his kid hadda come along n of course dat kid gets thrown inside n being the hyperactive lil chit he is gets all mine all crazy...grrr...bein muh anniversary n all too i didn't appreciate dat too much...however i did get to sleep late n awaken to a reformatted pc...n yes i went out for dinner, was nice, n yes i am gettin a diamond ring so i'll try not complainin too much,lol......oh i'm gettin a necklace too, lmao..

sunday mom calls again......says she's stoppin by after church n is meetin muh dad here cuz he wants to get out..(dad was in an industrial accident last week n is a hurtin unit, but needed ta get out)...no prob i say...gary was takin the older 2 boys to a birthday party so it'd be half quiet...they came n we had a nice visit, then the rest of muh crew came home...alex minus his front toth that was loose..apparently he did flop off da trampoline at da birfday party n lost it dat way...so we start talkin bout leavin it fer da tooth fairy..ok lemme tell ya bout this tooth fairy shit......ok not sure iffen i told ya'll dis but iffen i did oh well you'll read it again,lol...anywho...bout 3 weeks ago alex lost his other front tooth, awesome right?...lol, well after forgetting the damn tooth for a week n a half..(part child/part parental error)...we tuck da damn thing under his pillow...next mornin i get up (i'm always sleepin late...could it be the computer?..hmmm,lol)...anywho alex says...theres no money, the tooth fairy didn't come...i'm like hmmm n shot da movie star a look..he tells alex to do sumfin in da kitchen hellifiremember but he goes in n tucks a bill in da corner of da bed n yells for alex n shows him n says it must have fallen...then they get their backpacks on, alex was happy n they're out the door..movie star goes out last n whispers to me that he can't find da tooth n i gotta find it b4 they get home from school ...ok heres lil coopy climbin da bunk bed ladder, crawlin around lookin for this tooth, couldn't find it, call him he says look harder...ok i found piles of old socks, garbage n the occassional transformer part around the bottom of da bed, no tooth, i call him back n like da dummy he portrays me says nevermind i'll find it later, n me being the sarcastic bitch i am says well you just have yerself a good time.......he found it n all was well...ok so fast forward to yesterday, last night alex reminded nitwit twice to give him da tooth, (ok so i had him a lil preoccupied )....well this mornin alex says....no tooth fairy ...i have a post it note right here at da pc thats remindin me to kick da tooth fairies ass t'nite......

sidenote....bro???...do you realize how utterly shitty it is wiffout ya durin the day?...i mean come on now...i'm actually doing housework n the kids are gettin kinda angry wif me cuz i'm takin da tv back...one can only stand so much finding nemo... hurry up with dat work shit, i miss ya...i'm stressin here,lol...

ahhhhhh here's a visual fer ya...ya ready?..no really?...ok iffen ya have a weak stomach skip ova this now, all others you'll roll.......muh lil potty conquerin man timmy, ok aside from the fact that lil man pisses oceans in a day...ok i dunno iffen he just assumes since he stands to pee that he has to stand to ummm yeah,lol...i swear to god, i wondered how he got the potty seat off so quick, but no joke...lil man runs in, takes his stuff off, puts up da seats n straddles (no effin joke ) da damn toilet rim n does his business......its like da hot topic in our family these days, omg its a riot, n know what?...whatever i'm not complainin, LOL...

ok before i end this extremely long n painful (not for you but carpel tunnel 4 me) post...gotta tell ya bout this movie we rented last night...omg...ok homework peeps...iffen ya have like 2 free hours n wanna help me become unconfused...rent swimming pool...omg it was the hardest thing for me to get into, but...lotta tittie shots i must say ...still tho, OMG...i'm clueless bout da ending n hubby was no help...lol...dunno i'm still tryin to regain composure from last weeks flick n joseph fiennes naked body ...n i gotta tell ya 2 cuz of the no shame thang...last night well the livin room got its usual use for more than just da movie...lol, no i didn't get caught by da kids, they was asleep,lol...but i mean right as dat time ummm CAME...da phone rang...here i am thinkin omg its my motherlesbianinlaw,lol...movie star works his way to da phone, answers n says well whatdya think i was doin, i was havin sex......yeah no shit, n hangs up...apparently it was the kid next door n he said oops sorry n that he'd call tomorrow...lmao...i'm not answerin, lmao........

woohooo @ da awards being this wednseday...i'mma try n be there iffen da movie star cooperates...

ok holy chit this is a long one..its not so much da length tho in all honesty, its da girth iffen ya ask me, lmao...can i have both tho?...i'm one greedy lil thang...
...come on now in yahoo i can have anything, jus lie to me,lol...hpe ya got yer weekly tickles n smiles...i'm off to go pack up the older 2 for their sleepover n pump da lil ones wiff fluids...luvs ya..l8ters t8ters...


coopy
boopy
poopy
poopsie
copy
co-pay
droopy
(LOL...all of da above)

jus another edition...

i used to loveeee tuesdays...but this particular tuesday sux big ole elephant ballzzzzzzz...first of all timmys teacher decides to come today cuz she needs to review him for the quarter...n of course she couldn't friday on account of da snow day, so she picks tuesday..not like she doesn't come on wed., thurs. or friday er' nuffin ...so i was plannin on venturin to da movie store...HAHA...i have the 2 older boys home today too cuz some evil germ decided to overtake them in da middle of da night n they...well i heard lotsa gross stuff via da baby monitor positioned in da bathroom in the middle of both the kids rooms......of course..they seem fine now...just finished watchin the movie speed...so i sentenced them to clean their room n then they can lounge in bed all day watchin tv or playin with their damn gameboys..i don't care as long as it doesn't interupt my daily flow...n possibly much needed bunny time.......

last week right after i wrote out coopy mail, i went to da busstop to retrieve the older boys, both of which went to school dat mornin..well bus pulls up...cpl kids get off...i see chris lil red hat, he gets off n starts runnin toward me as per norm..i look up lookin for my slack ass oldest alex...n the bus door closes n it pulls away ...ok chris starts freakin...i mean screamin, cryin..callin for alex, my neighbors are just starin in disbelief n i'm like...uh uh uh...so the lil boy down da street drops his bookbag n runs after da bus...i'm thinin ok alex is smart enuff to get off at the next stop the next street up...nope...so the neighbor asks me if i'm gonna call the school...i'm like yeah i'll call then pack everyone up n go get him...he's like is he gonna be ok?..i'm like oh yeah i'm sure the tulip will be ok after about 30 years of therapy......so..i hear the bus come back up our road..sure enuff it stops n a teary alex stumbles off...i shot him a look...asked him iffen i dare ask him what the hell just happened..n how the hell his brother got off n not him n they were freakin sittin together...he just looked at me n put his head down...poor chris i thought he'd need therapy those 2 are joined at the hip, he was scared shitless...as for me, well i was shocked but i knew it'd be k, i was just worried for chris, n sayin to muhself geez thank goodness motherlesbianinlaw wasn't gettin them today....i'd be payin for therapy for her and alex for the next 30 years...i still dunno what happened,lol...but i just joke every mornin remindin him to get off the bus instead of joyriding

ok...teacher just tested timmy...he's made sooo much progress n he'll still qualify for another year with her which i'm happy bout but hearin that his speech is at a 2 year 9 month level is still ouch...he turned 4 last month ...he's improving tho n it was me who pushed for him to get all the help he's gotten thus far so i guess i should be happy.....n da potty thing seems to be going very good...

this really sux havin em all home...lol...the lil ones keep goin in n buggin the older ones n cuz the older ones are home timmy doesn't wanna get caught being friendly with the girl of the house so i keep hearin him tellin her to away...its kinda cute actually cuz the way he says her name he's say...go away KIDDIE...tff...n its not 1 word its drawn out,lol....too cute but by 2 o'clock i'll be ready to commit muhself if not sooner...

ok, i know alotta ya already know cuz of my freaked out self, but yesterday there was a high school shooting bout 10 minutes from me..my cousin goes to that school n my aunt works there, they were fine n are just really shaken up...apparently this 16 year old boy walked into school with a 12 gauge shotgun...(HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN?) n decided he was gonna kill his girlfriend...shot 3 times, only 1 teacher got hit in the leg n is fine...apparently kids tackled the boy then the police showed up...too freakin close to home i tell ya, i was a wreck actually couldn't wait til the boys stepped off the bus (imagine that for a change,lol)...i just hugged em real tight n got em in the house when they turned to me n started crackin jokes bout bodily functions n sayin they weren't gonna clean their room ah it was back to wishin school was still in session...lol...just really freaky shit goin on here...also yesterday a crossing gaurd was struck n killed on her way to the school she worked at, that school bout 5 minutes away......oh n in albany a body was found, n i'm laffin bout it, i am sick n twisted but jus listen...this like 70 year old womans hubby killed a guy 56 years ago, hung himself while in jail n his wife was missing all these 56 years, talk bout a cold case file...lol,....sorry ...i jus thought it was comical that 56 years went by wiffout nuffin...

hey..on sunday mom called to say she wasn't coming cuz she had a party to go to, so then she calls back like 15 minutes later n says ok she'll stop by to drop off money to hubby so he can get dad his new taillight..surprise surprise dad cracked up his car again, lol...he has a tendency to like to do this a few times a year, he just likes hittin stuff i think,lol...it'll get him his new gmc soon too...so we're all here n we had company, our friend fresh outta brain surgery wednesday decided he wanted to come see the lil ones so he was here wiff his brother...i look out da window n see mom hobblin up da driveway...i just keep watchin, garys like well open the door n tell her to be careful cuz the driveway is real icey....i keep watchin,lol...he's like are ya gonna tell her?..i keep watchin, lol...he's like hello?...i said no i'm not, she opened yer truck door n put it on your seat n is leavin, lmaoooo....now da door ain't but 10 feet from the truck,lol....but she was leavin...n whats she do?...she has my sister call from da cellphone in da car n says its on da truck seat cuz our property is too icey......i refused to answer the phone cuz i knew it was her n mind you we're all hearin this cuz the machine picked it up...i was in tears literally...hahahaha mom couldn't come in to go pee!!!!...oh god n i failed to mention this last week, but during a phone call wiff my mom about her visiting a plastic surgeon for some facial mark i asked her to get me prices for a boob job...to which she replied, n ya gotta know hearin this from yer mom is just plain wrong..."oh darlene..yer boobs are just fine!!"......its just not natural for a mom to say dat....
...sunday was also another birthday party at chuck e cheese, i opted outta this one deciding i'll skip the sunday night mayhem n take cakie n timmy one day during school hours, so da movie star goes n takes alex n chris...he calls bout 45 minutes later n omg says there had to be 500 people there n 6 birthday parties,lmaooo....better him than me,lol....

my sister called me yesterday after her latest appointment..she is 6 months today n expanding as her doctor says,lol...i love dat guy...he was mine for timmy n cakie, truly the best , lookin like bill gates or not he's one funny furker, hopefully he'll deliver n i'll get to see him...well before september when i go for da annual appointment......

ok when the heck are these awards?...allo?...allo?...allo?...do i need to buy a party dress?...get muh nails done?..find a date?...heyyyyy dats a bot, no probs there,lol...

ok n last but not least...this saturday tis valentines day..ya'll got a valentine?...hell i thought i did but who knows what my whackers been up to these days we get bout 5 minutes together n most of that time he sits n listens to me bitch ...garunteed he's whackin to it, he loves my bitchin ...ah i still love him silly, can't replace that 3.6 inch penis ya know,lol...i spose i really should consider da movie star my valentine, lol...after all its not only valentines day for me but also my anniversary...double whammy, who says coopy isn't smart?......mr coopy has been pissin me off lately too so on sunday we got to talkin bout goin out...i just always request we go out for dinner so i eat a hot meal n others can wait on me, its just a given we'll go out...n he tells me i can get whatever i want for a present......ok immediately i'm seein all kindsa dollar signs, n i tell him....thats a tall order...he looks at me n says whatever you want baby,lol....baby,lmao he knows i've been pissed, the no sex thing works people i'm tellin ya......so now i'm tryin to figure out what i want...that carat is callin my name n i'm thinkin that with some clothes, a cpl sex toys n i'll be happy...although the televibe is callin muh name i'm thinkin i might pass on it this time cuz fer dat kinda money i can get a few things...lol...i'm gonna put a jar in the corner of room 2 n i'll be takin contributions for the televibe fund, lmao...i'm also schemin to somehow squeeze in a mini vacation but dunno yet...not sure i wanna even go there in my mind as of yet......anywho..as the week progresses gimme imput as to what i should ask for,lol...last night me n alex n chris filled out all da kiddie valentines...geez these kids today are lazy, we had to fill out the damn valentines then stick em in da envelope then address the damn envelopes when i was a pup...today they just fill out the damn valentines, fold em n slap this lil red heart sticker on it to seal em...furkin kids today, lmao

aside from all dat n some weird as hell dreams i been havin recently...lmao...ok ok dream number one i was in a house in da woods wif a bunch of people who were bein chopped up by jason from friday da thirteenth (i told ya i'm freaky...lol)...then all of a sudden the dream switched gears n i was jasons girlfriend...we was huggin n stuff ....n n n...omg saturday mornin i woke up n was beggin gary to take us to sears...now i'm not fond of sears very much so it was strange but omg i had a dream bout me bein in da panty section of sears n lookin around n seein this man kinda runnin up da aisle n down da hallway to da bathroom...no one runnin after him but i knew who it was n grabbed paper n pen n followed him in...twas keith urban ...i got an autograph, n omg a helluva lot more ...man he's a good kisser from what muh dreams say,lol...holy god...sears anyone?........there was another dream i remember vaguely about me being on some warship that was being attacked n all i was worried about was un-decorating the valentines day stuff n puttin up the easter stuff...think i'm strange yet people?...LMAO

ok i think i made up for last weeks short slacker mail, n divulged maybe more info than i should, lol....ah wait a sec, this is me here...i always do dat,lol...ok ok i'm outtie, gonna go chase the lil ones outta alex n chris' room again n maybe watch a movie...l8ters g8ters...n remember..life da good life at sears!!!.......

coopy

ok guys...better late than never...lol

i'm super duper (hellifiknow iffen i spelled dat right) tired but i'll do my duty...

as i'm sittin here my cat is attackin a gi-joe n maulin it... pretty furkin funny when yer as tired as i am...

ok lets see...cakie has a double ear infection...yay oh joy...i had no idea, garbage gut was still eatin as normal n beatin the hell outta her brothers...evil freakin germs...hmm what else....oh yes da motherlesbianinlaw took the 3 boys overnight friday night woohoo, like i was gonna say no?..lol....she also took em to get their hair cut...now last time she took timmy it looked horrible, n we vowed not to let her take him again, but...well you know how that goes...she took him n i instructed her to have it cut a certain way...specifically no hair hangin over his ears, yet still long on top lil shorter in back...anywho...she calls me after the haircuts n tells me it looks different n she hoped i liked it...n that she'd take em back to her house to play til hubby got home... it had to be bad iffen she was scared to come when he wasn't home......well they get back to the house n i'm bitin my lip lookin out da window n i see eyes, lol...timmy eyes,lol...omg he looks so old now,lol....bangs are wayyyyyy too short but aside from that he looks cute as hell...he was so proud he comes in showin off his hair complete with blue tinted hair gel...he was mr. suave,lol...then i get him under the bright kitchen lights..."what the hell happened to your eye?"......motherlesbianinlaw is like "what, whats wrong?"...i responded..."oh nuttin just a nice shiner"......she has no idea what happened n honestly no one prolly knew, he could bump himself silly n say nuffin bout it thats just timmy...but the fact it happened with her, lol....had to get my remarks in...she called tuesday n was still saying she didn't know how it happened n that she felt bad...

i think we have conquered the potty training war......FINALLY...after mentally damaging the kid for a cpl weeks n countless hours spent sittin on the john naked,lol...he seems to be doing great....n that means 1 thing to me...3 in school...1 to go..n i'm so not rushin cakie, she's muh baby girl...miss midol but still muh baby girl...oh n speakin of muh baby girl...well she may just be the next picasso...later today i will remove with vandalism spray a mural she decided she'd draw in blue crayon all over her white bed n cream colored wall the night before last......i heard da movie star go in to give them their final warning to go to bed n instead of that i heard alot of yelling...figuring he was just being his normal asshole self i went to investigate...thinkin maybe just maybe timmy had made a mess on da floor er' sumfin....no i look in n theres a whole helluva lotta crayon all over...no pretty pictures just alot of lines n circles n shit......my house will reak of oranges soon cuz this vandalism cleaner is some PO-TENT shit...

saturday night i actually got the leave the infirmary for dinner out with a couple girls i went to school with...we did the chinese thing cuz one friends preggers now n well the drinkin thing kinda got squashed there, not to mention i was drivin so i wasn't bout to drink either...we spent 4 hours there just bs'in n catchin up til da eggrolls were givin us the evil eye n wantin to close da place down...so i ws home bout 11'ish n i was surprised to see the house was pretty much still in 1 piece even tho they were all out cold including the movie star......damn lightweight...

nuttin too much new on the fruit front...she's gettin big wiff baby fruit, i'm still prayin its a girl,lol...the convict is still holdin his breath til his courtdate, they're hopin he gets out before the babys born...geez i'm not lookin forward to him again ...but i spose i gotta suck it up n be nice for her sake...

i'm totally sick of this white shit i'm see'in coming outta da sky...we got like 6 inches last night, n another storm comin friday...although..not even a school delay today......

ok peeps i can't even think right now n i know i'm leavin shit out...i'll catch up next week i promise, right now i gotta go to da video store n da grocery store wiff da munchkins...then i gotta come home n start a fire n clean b4 the other 2 curtain climbers get home...hey maybe fluffy will even stop whackin long enuff to talk later,...i'll talk to ya'll later...n for those of ya goin through some issues...ya know who ya are...just keep yer chin up...geez i can't even get inspirational...but just know my box is always open to you n anyone else that needs me....hugzzz n luvinsss

coopy