here we go again...
k, i needed to do sumfin productive i was sittin in 2 n i jus wasn't muhself...hate these nights but tis all a part of dat evil process...anywho, lemme get in da zone...pop on some tim...n drool, i mean er' um start blabbin......much better, tims singin ta me all is good again..
ok we made it thru another week with no sickness....they got da clean bill of health from da doctor all this w/out any casualties at da office..timmy n cakie are back to actin like the wild animals i know n luv...lol, cakie "WeeeeHaaaa'in" all ova...n timmy well he's bein timmy cept' fer on this kick where he is callin me mother...kk peeps i'm mommy...i'll answer to mom but not mother, geezzzz reminds me of dat mommie dearest movie...Noooo wire hangerssss!!!!...lol......k so i'm knee deep in muh extensive groomin ritual one mornin, cakies watchin me of course, can't even pee alone ...we're bs'in, n i mean i'm just basically talkin shit that she has absolutely no clue bout'...i think i was goin on in da mirror bout me bein all down ova da fluffy thing...so i was like...sayin shit then i'm like ya know what i mean?..she says "yup"...clueless yet cute in her lil pigtails...i said thx baby i can always count on you...she looks at me all eyeballs dat one...n gets this face, i can't explain it but she says "yup...1...2...3...4" then walks away....i hadda laff......another mornin same scenario cept i'm kinda yellin at her cuz she wants some stupid toy opened that i'm gonna break a nail on...she's whinin n i say to her...cakie yer a pain in muh...n i stopped, she chimes in ASS, ...i laff (bad move) n i try sayin no hunny butt...she says noooo ASS...i shup,lol....opened da toy n she left,lol...
i'm so excited peeps, its like gonna be in da 50's this week...woohoo er' weehaaa pool party at coopys....omg speakin of dat furkin pool ...u 31'ers are cringin huh?...lol...well one wall isn't lookin too good..FURK, but da movie star thinks it can be saved, i swear to everything sacred this whole pool situation sux monkey nutz,lol...movie star is bout ready to say furk it n drive da truck thru it so he can get an inflata-pool......we'll see, i still say we have a good ice storm comin ...hold me...
OMG...i hadda tim dream...jus remembered here listenin to his voice.......k get this visual omg ya gonna die...lol...n i don't care tellin ya...so i'm in this huge mall like place, lol..hellifiknow peeps but i was there...n i get off this bus w/ a couple girlfriends (no it wasn't a short bus either ..bite me)...n we're jus walkin thru..all of a sudden, theres tim standin there w/ his baseball cap n glasses tight short sleeved tee n ass pants ta die 4 , now me bein da obsessed lil chit i am i go up to him n ask fer a hug...like i wouldn't?...c'mon now,lol...he hugz me n i was all happy...literally too prolly ...so next thing i know i'm in a wal-mart supercenter kinda place n i'm walkin up an aisle...n he's followin me!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg....i was dyin...lmao...hey its muh dream!!!!!, lol...i turn around n tell him not to get attatched, n he just follows me more...(thinkin theres a yahoo attatchment on dat somewhere in muh subconcious (furk muh spellin))...anywho...next thing i know he's microwavin me a hot pocket in da refrigerator section of da supercenter n cuddlin up ta me...LMAO...then i woke up ...cravin hot pockets ...i'm so not right people,lmao....i cannot believe you all sit here n read this, lmaooo....that was all for muh dream, n no i didn't run fer da bunny...thought it but didn't...shockin huh?....dats another thing tho, i got up sunday mornin n was feelin frisky, i get out da bunny n da furkin batteries were dead ...never fear i had backup toys but nuffin like psychin yerself up for sumfin only to get let down...lol, reminds me...makes a mental note to have da movie star grab C batteries on da way home..
i really am a clueless woman...lemme explain, like i hafta ya say?...shup n listen ...few weeks back i get this lil card in da mail, says send back for a free pair of pantyhose blah blah blah, no hidden thingies just send it back, i'm like sure why not i may need em sometime,lol...well saturday hubby comes in w/ da mail, tosses me this lil package...its muh pantyhose n another card attached......sayin i'm now enrolled in a hoisery club n i'm gonna get 3 pairs of pantyhose every 4 weeks n i need only pay fer da shippin n iffen i don't want em send em back, no furkin obligation blah blah blah........UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ....i'm like a deer in headlights...movie star investigates n was like ok dingbat ya didn't read da fine print?...i'm like hey asshole there was no fine print...n he goes back to investigatin...lmao...finally he says well u'll use em right?..how bad can it be?...i'm like hello?...idiot?..i wear maybe 1 pair a year dependin on whose funeral er' weddin i'm at,lmaoo...i said 3 pair a month?...omg what will i do w/ em?..he jus laffs n brushes it off of course i'm da clueless one n he basks in it...n i jus gotta have a crack in there, so i say a few minutes later, ok i'll do it, i'll jus get em in yer size ...he called me an asshole n laffed then it was dropped,lmao...man i am dumb geezzzzzzzzzz, jus what i need a pantyhose club...furk i'm damn glad it wasn't a free pair of underwear ...
alex comes home from school friday n drops a bombshell on us...he has a report due next week on...ya ready?...penguins...WTF?...lmao....i'm like dats all u gary, lmfaoooo he can do either a report or an information booklet...i said to da movie star well they're black n white...he says wooo yer a wealth of knowledge... asshole...he's gotta be a furkin penguin fer da spring concert in may too... penguin year we're havin....
ohhh also last week muh motherlesbianinlaw calls me up early in da week n asks iffen she can come see the kids wed night...i'm like sure, n she says she's droppin off her car, i'm like um k?....she reminds me she's off fer florida fer 10 days... but at da same time DOH i needa babysitter for grocery night..yup called mom n lisa...lisas lookin quite plump,lol...she's hopin fer a girl now...me too, lol...grocery night went smoothly...n mom agreed to come back sunday to put da fresh blond on muh head, n not only that but next friday too for grocery night...motherlesbianinlaw is flyin back on her broom saturday..when mom came sunday to do muh hair, i was informed on how poor gram (as if covered in chocolate mouse n gravy wasn't enuff) got her thumb stuck in da door of da car n broke it...first furkin thing outta her mouth, n no lie "how am i gonna do the dishes?"... poor gram thinkin she's gotta do chores to earn her keep...n already gram is feelin the effects of da baby, i dunno how their gonna do it especially w/ da convict movin in when he gets outta da clink ...i'll get a feel fer da situation, mom told me that we'll be havin dinner there a lil later this month fer st. pats day...oh n i knew dis was commin cuz we didn't have thanksgivin at our house but she cornered me sunday n asks (well more or less insinuates) that we're havin easter here......but ok what da furk,lol... i know i know, ya'll jus want da stories..n yup you know i'll produce,lol...what can get spilled on gram at eastertime?...WILL NOT BE EGG SALAD ...we'll hafta wait n see...uncle butch will be up from georgia too then i'm thinkin...quite a character dat one is too .
OMG in a cpl days i get muh carat ...i'm sooooo sex er' um i mean excited ...its so purty omg i wuz like all psyched, n yup i got da necklace too ..told muh neighbor bout da diamonds n he called me a spoiled bitch ...imagine dat...hey it was a long time commin, lmao...so yes i will be playin the nice wife card fer a cpl weeks then back to bein me...lmaooo...dammit I should win an acadamy award!!!!!...he went out n got seat covers n other accessories fer dat banana-bile...all like flames er' some shit so it all evens out in da end, lol...
k all i'm on this water kick now, i drink 34 ounces a day tryin to push da losin weight thang before this damn weddin......n holy hell i used ta have da bladder of a camel, furk no now...i'm pissin like a racehorse n i gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go (MA ya dyin?...LMAO)...so i'm off...i sry iffen i wasn't in top coopy form writin dis up but twas an off night...i'll make it up ta ya i pwomise ...luvsss ya'll...tty in 2...
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ok we made it thru another week with no sickness....they got da clean bill of health from da doctor all this w/out any casualties at da office..timmy n cakie are back to actin like the wild animals i know n luv...lol, cakie "WeeeeHaaaa'in" all ova...n timmy well he's bein timmy cept' fer on this kick where he is callin me mother...kk peeps i'm mommy...i'll answer to mom but not mother, geezzzz reminds me of dat mommie dearest movie...Noooo wire hangerssss!!!!...lol......k so i'm knee deep in muh extensive groomin ritual one mornin, cakies watchin me of course, can't even pee alone ...we're bs'in, n i mean i'm just basically talkin shit that she has absolutely no clue bout'...i think i was goin on in da mirror bout me bein all down ova da fluffy thing...so i was like...sayin shit then i'm like ya know what i mean?..she says "yup"...clueless yet cute in her lil pigtails...i said thx baby i can always count on you...she looks at me all eyeballs dat one...n gets this face, i can't explain it but she says "yup...1...2...3...4" then walks away....i hadda laff......another mornin same scenario cept i'm kinda yellin at her cuz she wants some stupid toy opened that i'm gonna break a nail on...she's whinin n i say to her...cakie yer a pain in muh...n i stopped, she chimes in ASS, ...i laff (bad move) n i try sayin no hunny butt...she says noooo ASS...i shup,lol....opened da toy n she left,lol...
i'm so excited peeps, its like gonna be in da 50's this week...woohoo er' weehaaa pool party at coopys....omg speakin of dat furkin pool ...u 31'ers are cringin huh?...lol...well one wall isn't lookin too good..FURK, but da movie star thinks it can be saved, i swear to everything sacred this whole pool situation sux monkey nutz,lol...movie star is bout ready to say furk it n drive da truck thru it so he can get an inflata-pool......we'll see, i still say we have a good ice storm comin ...hold me...
OMG...i hadda tim dream...jus remembered here listenin to his voice.......k get this visual omg ya gonna die...lol...n i don't care tellin ya...so i'm in this huge mall like place, lol..hellifiknow peeps but i was there...n i get off this bus w/ a couple girlfriends (no it wasn't a short bus either ..bite me)...n we're jus walkin thru..all of a sudden, theres tim standin there w/ his baseball cap n glasses tight short sleeved tee n ass pants ta die 4 , now me bein da obsessed lil chit i am i go up to him n ask fer a hug...like i wouldn't?...c'mon now,lol...he hugz me n i was all happy...literally too prolly ...so next thing i know i'm in a wal-mart supercenter kinda place n i'm walkin up an aisle...n he's followin me!!!!!!!!! omg omg omg....i was dyin...lmao...hey its muh dream!!!!!, lol...i turn around n tell him not to get attatched, n he just follows me more...(thinkin theres a yahoo attatchment on dat somewhere in muh subconcious (furk muh spellin))...anywho...next thing i know he's microwavin me a hot pocket in da refrigerator section of da supercenter n cuddlin up ta me...LMAO...then i woke up ...cravin hot pockets ...i'm so not right people,lmao....i cannot believe you all sit here n read this, lmaooo....that was all for muh dream, n no i didn't run fer da bunny...thought it but didn't...shockin huh?....dats another thing tho, i got up sunday mornin n was feelin frisky, i get out da bunny n da furkin batteries were dead ...never fear i had backup toys but nuffin like psychin yerself up for sumfin only to get let down...lol, reminds me...makes a mental note to have da movie star grab C batteries on da way home..
i really am a clueless woman...lemme explain, like i hafta ya say?...shup n listen ...few weeks back i get this lil card in da mail, says send back for a free pair of pantyhose blah blah blah, no hidden thingies just send it back, i'm like sure why not i may need em sometime,lol...well saturday hubby comes in w/ da mail, tosses me this lil package...its muh pantyhose n another card attached......sayin i'm now enrolled in a hoisery club n i'm gonna get 3 pairs of pantyhose every 4 weeks n i need only pay fer da shippin n iffen i don't want em send em back, no furkin obligation blah blah blah........UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ....i'm like a deer in headlights...movie star investigates n was like ok dingbat ya didn't read da fine print?...i'm like hey asshole there was no fine print...n he goes back to investigatin...lmao...finally he says well u'll use em right?..how bad can it be?...i'm like hello?...idiot?..i wear maybe 1 pair a year dependin on whose funeral er' weddin i'm at,lmaoo...i said 3 pair a month?...omg what will i do w/ em?..he jus laffs n brushes it off of course i'm da clueless one n he basks in it...n i jus gotta have a crack in there, so i say a few minutes later, ok i'll do it, i'll jus get em in yer size ...he called me an asshole n laffed then it was dropped,lmao...man i am dumb geezzzzzzzzzz, jus what i need a pantyhose club...furk i'm damn glad it wasn't a free pair of underwear ...
alex comes home from school friday n drops a bombshell on us...he has a report due next week on...ya ready?...penguins...WTF?...lmao....i'm like dats all u gary, lmfaoooo he can do either a report or an information booklet...i said to da movie star well they're black n white...he says wooo yer a wealth of knowledge... asshole...he's gotta be a furkin penguin fer da spring concert in may too... penguin year we're havin....
ohhh also last week muh motherlesbianinlaw calls me up early in da week n asks iffen she can come see the kids wed night...i'm like sure, n she says she's droppin off her car, i'm like um k?....she reminds me she's off fer florida fer 10 days... but at da same time DOH i needa babysitter for grocery night..yup called mom n lisa...lisas lookin quite plump,lol...she's hopin fer a girl now...me too, lol...grocery night went smoothly...n mom agreed to come back sunday to put da fresh blond on muh head, n not only that but next friday too for grocery night...motherlesbianinlaw is flyin back on her broom saturday..when mom came sunday to do muh hair, i was informed on how poor gram (as if covered in chocolate mouse n gravy wasn't enuff) got her thumb stuck in da door of da car n broke it...first furkin thing outta her mouth, n no lie "how am i gonna do the dishes?"... poor gram thinkin she's gotta do chores to earn her keep...n already gram is feelin the effects of da baby, i dunno how their gonna do it especially w/ da convict movin in when he gets outta da clink ...i'll get a feel fer da situation, mom told me that we'll be havin dinner there a lil later this month fer st. pats day...oh n i knew dis was commin cuz we didn't have thanksgivin at our house but she cornered me sunday n asks (well more or less insinuates) that we're havin easter here......but ok what da furk,lol... i know i know, ya'll jus want da stories..n yup you know i'll produce,lol...what can get spilled on gram at eastertime?...WILL NOT BE EGG SALAD ...we'll hafta wait n see...uncle butch will be up from georgia too then i'm thinkin...quite a character dat one is too .
OMG in a cpl days i get muh carat ...i'm sooooo sex er' um i mean excited ...its so purty omg i wuz like all psyched, n yup i got da necklace too ..told muh neighbor bout da diamonds n he called me a spoiled bitch ...imagine dat...hey it was a long time commin, lmao...so yes i will be playin the nice wife card fer a cpl weeks then back to bein me...lmaooo...dammit I should win an acadamy award!!!!!...he went out n got seat covers n other accessories fer dat banana-bile...all like flames er' some shit so it all evens out in da end, lol...
k all i'm on this water kick now, i drink 34 ounces a day tryin to push da losin weight thang before this damn weddin......n holy hell i used ta have da bladder of a camel, furk no now...i'm pissin like a racehorse n i gotta go gotta go gotta go right now gotta go gotta go gotta go (MA ya dyin?...LMAO)...so i'm off...i sry iffen i wasn't in top coopy form writin dis up but twas an off night...i'll make it up ta ya i pwomise ...luvsss ya'll...tty in 2...
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