6 weeks and counting...

yes..that is right, 6 more weeks til i have half the silence .

how in the hell are yall?...bro?...wheres all da details?..ok i meant the concert, but if theres other details feel free,lol...

well, bonnie & clyde are back at work full force . i forgot to mention this last week but i was hoping it was an isolated incident,lol..as some know the 2 older boys went to sleepover at a friends house last sat. night...woohoo right?...lol. well in da mornin, gary gets up goes upstairs...to find bonnie and clyde hovering over the recently purchased bingo game from the dollar store..you're thinkin ok so...well it came with a gazillion lil round game pieces that had been strewn about the living room throughout the rest of the house...what does gary do?..says "clean this up" and goes in for a shower....so i crawl outta bed, i'm hearin it all on da baby monitor downstairs...go upstairs and as soon as i hit the door theres this overwhelming smell...couln't place it quite yet tho..i see all the bingo shit on da flo () flip out slightly start pickin shit up...only to find that underneath all the blankets on the table...there is KETCHUP ...ok i hate ketchup,lol...and not only was it on the table, the blankets, the sticky lil round bingo chips, and countless matchbox cars...it was all over my floor (maroon rug, i couldn't tell,lol)...omg i was airin da house out the whole day...

this is it folks..just kid ventin this week...you live for this,lol...BUT...isolated teaming?...HELL NO...yesterday gary gets up, goes upstairs..and omg..started flippin on em, yellin and shit...i'm like oh geez what now?...i crawl out yet again...go upstairs and am greeted by the strongest smell...worse than ketchup, lmao...i'm like wtf is that?...gary holds up the bottle of liquid bandage (childproof my ass...or timmy is pure genius,lol)...they emptied the whole thing on the table and were playing in it...they hadn't ingested any of it, come on now it smelled gross they weren't gonna eat it but hell yes it was a blast to play and personally i think they get great joy listening to us curse under our breaths as we clean it...lmao

here i am thinking come september i'll get sanity back...these are the two i'll have HOME ...lol, but it wasn't glitter,lol....omg on da glitter front...i bought some lotion stuff with da glitter built in...well holy hell, i'm catchin shit from gary...lol, he's yellin at me sayin that everywhere he goes, sits, touches...he knows i've been there cuz its all gold glitter ...i guess they get it from me...or i from them

the room is dead..just me and 2 bots...so i'll just go on and on..lol...

so, yesterday after the liquid bandage is cleaned up...we decide to take a lil trip...either that or stay in the house gettin high on da fumes,lol..we decided to go check out da new target...kk picture this...grand opening day...tons of people..brand new carts that were so stiff i could hardly move em...lol and us w/ the 4 kids,lol...i could barely move the damn cart w/ cakie in it i wasn't puttin alex in da back, i made him walk...poor kid, i ran him over bout 3 times......after target we decided to go to taco bell for lunch...woohoo no ones there, we have the place to ourselves..wrong..bunch of people come in...chris is droppin shit left and right...lettuce fyin everywhere...i'm just crackin up at hubbys brilliant idea to eat in the joint w/ the 4 kids....he goes to the bathrom, i'm sittin there, timmy starts cryin, his arm was stuck underneath the rail over the booth ...gary gets out and i say get him (as i'm rollin)...he was like ok just laugh at the kid, don't get up...lmao i knew he was ok, it was just fricken funny...hey it was his idea to go in rather than bring it back to the house of bandage ....

omg, what a life i have i tell ya,lol...so far this mornin its pretty quiet..but i'm sure that'll change .

i'm just kickin back waitin on some regs...where da fudge are yall?oh and i'm waitin on dat 3.6 too...maybe i'll get pee pee cam today, lol...i'm in a mood ...ok i spoke too soon, i must go run interference then go take out some chicken for dinner...hopefully you had a chuckle out of my pitiful existence, lmao...that was my intention ..
coopy

its coopy time...

well, well, well i see peachie IS still with us,lol...good to see ya hun even in offline form...hope all is well w/ ya gf

ya know, when i sent that friends thing around, i had just received it from a friend who forwards everything and it just struck me that this wasn't a "deleter" and i had it forward it to you guys...i believe most of you are true lifetime friends...and the responses to that one lil email were just overwhelming...especially yours bro...ya picked me up when stuff was starting to get too much a million thanks...you're the best and as for happiness...you deserve all the best life can offer...big hugzzzz...reeses...peachie...and opal...there was never any question, you guys are lifetime friends...love ya

keven...we been cussin your name for so long ya big fuck...we'll let it slip this time but damn boy...whats the date on the phone bill ?..i'll circle it on da calendar and nag yer lil ass silly so we don't lose ya again...glad you're back, and i know someone who is oozing happiness that you're back and it just makes me all ....BUT, i really think its about time ya tell us wtf is walls ....LOL!!!

well, this past week has been the week from hell, not really anything too funny went on...this weekend was a shit weekend too so i really don't have too much to contribute...my big highlight was that mom came and colored my hair...its a couple shades darker with alot of red in it..which is much better than that white bleached look...my tan is on stand-by..callin for rain all week so yay i'm sure this week will be shit-filled as well...and well nothing wonderful is going on in my life either so damn...i'm a borin fucker this time...lol...i'll count on you guys to add spice to my life ...ok you guys and the bunny...i need some serious bunny time i'm thinkin to make up for so much shit...but anywho...i'll be catchin ya in 31...been watchin a slew of movies lately too...haven't been to one in 2 years so thats alot of videos to rent...so if i'm not in 31 i may be in front of the tv if the kids will give it up,lol...talk to yall soon..hugzzz &stuff

coopy


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ya ready?...

ok i've finally come to the realization that my life is a joke...i'm living a sitcom i swear...i just wanna be a normal family, lol...whatever normal is these days.....

kk first and foremost, no i haven't been around much...online this past week has been kinda a cloudy mess...not sure where i'm being pulled quite yet...(i have no clue what this is, it makes no sense to me so don't ask i'm as clueless as you, lmao)...but i hadn't quite felt "here"...then offline it's been back to school for timmy, all kinds of company invading, and family outings (stay tuned and grab depends )

oh and we went to timmys meeting with the school board to see if they'd pick up his speech therapy, no probs there...but after i had decided to not be taxi this year and keep him with me til next year...they decided it'd be good for him to go to preschool 2 years...well no real big deal...just another thousand dollars and taking him...i'll be puttin him in the same school chris went to, it's familiar to him so its all good, its closer to home too and it can't be a worse winter for driving than this past year with all its 4 feet of snow ...but what it comes down to is he'll benefit so i'll do anything in that case...plus i'll get 2 1/2 hours timinator free....lol...that screamin can kill ya know,lol...

ok... saturday.....twas my lil sisters graduation party...my god this was the shit ya see on americas funniest videos...LOL...kk we left here early, wanted to go to wal-mart to get dad a last minute b-day present (was tuesday ) and lisa a graduation card...k well no graduation cards in sight so i get her a "you might be a redneck if" card,lol....imma goof...we get to the checkout and of course the kids had to get a treat...so i say no chocolate, lol...they get push pops..no prob, garys payin, the kids have pops in their mouths all is well, timmy drops his cap to the pop, i bend over to pick it up and whack my shoulder on the damn edge of the handle of the friggin cart..i was near tears...omg...but i sucked it up, we're off to mom and dads...

i say happy birthday to dad and give him a hug with his card (gotta suck up, i need to ask for money today...LOL)...then i drop the kids with "mango" (my sisters man, yes like the FRUIT,lol) and lisa...i swear that kid is like those rides outside department stores without having to drop a coin in,lol...he keeps em occupied so i'm happy, no matter what gary thinks of him,lol...people arrive to the party, everyone compares lil cakie to me, i'm sein old folks from the family i hadnt seen in ages...when the caterers came holy cow they were hot, i say to mom...they coming back to clean up?..she says no...i was like damn they were hot...LOL...gary just kinda laughed, he knows i'm lookin.....

kk we're eatin...it was a nice day windy tho, with still that chance of a storm...LOL...the wind gets kinda crazy...not too bad but bad enough to lift the umbrella off the back patio and lunge it over the house right in front of the tent...i near pissed myself...LOL...it gets better tho...wind dies and we eat...i'm sittin at a half old folk table half young, lol...my kids...they get down and play, i continue to eat my plate of sausage and peppers...wind gets ugly...picks up my plate and it goes clear across the table and covers my grandmother....lmao...gary helped clean her off, i had to get up before i died of embarrasment and laughter...LOL...friggin wind,lol...

my kids were runnin around barefoot, and timmy steps on a bee and gets stung ...very heartbreakin hearin his lil voice in pain...but daddy fixed it, he got a disney princess band-aid (lack of anything better) and all was well again...sandals were back on..to keep em occupied while they were gettin dessert ready, mango stepped up and ran around screamin like a total goof with the kids...lol...timmy asked him "whats this?" and pointed to his pocket...mango took out his cell phone and showed timmy, handing it to timmy,lol...timmy took off....with that DAMIEN look in his eyes...mango takes off after him, timmy goes over to the bushes in front of the house and tosses it in..LOL...we were dyin....lmao...

kk dessert is served, cake and chocolate mousse......of course my kids pick the chocolate mouse...and we sit down...what happens?...it starts to storm...we're not talkin soft, warm rain, we're talkin that sideways cold as ice shit...starts hittin us the wind is uglier than it had been...kids literally gotta hold the bowls to eat, napkins flying everywhere along with the flowers that were the centerpiece...my god, lol...i tell alex and chris take your bowls and start runnin..timmy was laughin and continued to eat (being the antichrist i would expect no less)...i'm stuck at this table with katie...with everyone staring at me...well don't ya friggin know it a can of orange soda flys at me, i get scared, katie falls off the chair covered in soda, and i get her bowl of chocolate mouse all over me....i wanted to cry,lol...my dad totally tanked...is laughin his ass off at me...i took my daughter and myself in the house to clean up then returned vowing no more food,lol...

don't ya know it, it clears up and they go play again...i got a few minutes to sit and just socialize...knowing full well dad was tanked, i seized my moment and asked him if he could foot timmys preschool bill...he smiled, "no problem"......hubby just looked at me and says damn girl,lol...ah well.. so we're sitting there, mostly older folks left, alot of people left and the younger ones were running around with mango again...all of a sudden i hear the people at the older table talking about underwear and how onewould never wear silky underwear......my dad chimes in that he does not wear underwear and hasn't in years...omg gary and i started dying...he says well there ya have it, it runs in the family ...by this point we really had more than enough fun for one day...we packed up and said our goodbyes...holy cow....after that day now ya can see why i wasn't on saturday night,LOL

i do not know why this shit happens to me, i think god above gets a chuckle outta my life...lol...all i gotta say is i better have a spot secured up there after this crazy existence, LMAO...

um peachie?...i realize that the vibrator i sent ya is the shit and all, but damn girl you'll go through your lifes savings on c batteries at the rate your going...i say this cuz ya haven't been around much since ya got it...yeah yeah its your "job" uhhuh...i know...get online...lol i love the bunny too but i find time to chat,lol...

reeses i'm glad to see ya survived the estrogen weekend...you get a gold star,lol...

everyone else...hope you're all healthy and well and leading "normal" lives...lol...hopefully this post made ya feel normal at least...til next time...

coopy

only me,lol...

for years my mother has called on the phone and after i say hello...her reply was/is "hi, it's only me"...like i didn't know?.....i'll never understand parents...especially when you're over to their house for dinner...all seated and beginning to eat and your sister finds a hair in her potato salad...and your mother pipes up..."is it pubic?"......then while eating dessert could it get any worse than to hear about their upcoming "date night".......well that was my thursday...how was yours?...LOL

the 4th of july was pretty much just another day round here...we decided it was too damn hot to grill anything so we called the only people open in town...the chinese place,lol...he delivers it and says have a happy holiday,lol..to which my hubby replies yeah you too...and finds it hilarious ... i still don't get it...lol...anywho...fireworks i have begun to understand after having children are just too much hype and work for the 10 minutes or whatever to oohhh and ahhh...next year i'll pawn em off on the mother in law...lol...and omg the mother in law..i told a few of ya how there is now a solid piece of evidence of the "relationship"...there is a picture of them on the table next to the couch....what i failed to tell everyone, cept bro , is that they are pictured on either side of a wax figure of nicholas cage......i cannot understand for the life of me why nick?.....elton john yes......nick cage?......

and yes...aunts picnic was good....in no way spectactular tho cuz gary allowed his friends to stay back at our house and have free reign of the pool, house, etc..while we went to the picnic...well gary played it up like he wasn't feelin good, the kids were bored to death, they weren't allowed to go swimming cuz they were gonna come home and go...so that pretty much dampened my good time...not to mention i kept thinkin bout this 1 touchy feely friend in particular going through my drawers...and drawers literally.... seemed as though things were all good when we got back and well yesterday was just another relaxin day....actually...and this is so cute...we got ahold of alexs lil buddy from school he thought he'd never see...he came over and spent the day with us...alex the tulip was so happy when the car puled up in the driveway that he started cryin...lol

i start taxi'in again tomorrow...i'm thrilled to have non-timmy time..he is driving katie up the wall and of course that in turn makes me nuts...i will however hate dragging all the kids with me...it gives me a headache just thinkin bout it but thats k....it interferes with my sun time too, i finally have good color after 27 years....lol

not much else going on here at home except the usual stuff, shit all over the floor, same dvd's being watched over and over, immense attitude...oh and the big thing around here lately is the "toddy"=potty ...i'm just taking it a day at a time....lol...

and hows all you fine furkin people?...reeses i loved the post, not long enough i still say,lol...kev woohoooooo ya posted...lets see here..you may be a "real good man"...but it might be only..."for a little while"...and yes you're an "indian outlaw"...but "i like it, i love it" cuz it still makes me laugh even if i'm "angry all the time"...and even though you aren't my "best friend" i'm still "unbroken"....and "it just gets better all the time"....cuz i hear you saying belvedere! "everywhere"...and although i laugh it helps "comfort me" and i begin to "carry on"...i know "it's your love" for fishing or "something like that" that has kept you away from us but just remember to leave an offline for reeses for "she's your kind of rain"...anywho...i know this is touching and all but be strong and remember "grown men don't cry" so keep "smilin' " and do not "forget about us"...ok ok that was just too goofy but tis just the "cowboy in me"......figured i'd get ya back kev, lmaooooo

yup its a long one.....peachie where the fuck ya hiding?...and well i won't call all ya out but you know you've done us dirty and i hope you feel sorry for yourselves...lol...oops sorry thats the mike brady in me coming out... can ya tell i'm tired?...ok all i'm stoppin...i'm gonna go check the morgue, take the stick outta fluffys ass and maybe i'll go take a 10 minute nap to recharge...talk to yall later....luvs ya...

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LOL...oops

i totally meant COOPY MAIL TIME,lol....my heads w/ my bunny i'm thinkin..anywho i'm gone,lol...bye

copy mail time

well holy hell...just lost the first draft here...thank the lord above i had just started ramblin...if i was like 4 pages into it and lost it, i woulda flipped my stack...and i'm not very stacked at all .

i figured now was as good a time as ever to post cuz drak was in the room talking about handcuffs and carpet cleaning......his carpet cleaning is getting to be as freaky as charlies boiler..LOL

ummm well i've opened a whole closet full of stories and confessions this week,lol...needless to say i'm gonna be drinking pink lemonade nightly now ...and omg my story...lmao...well a few of ya know it now, it's a killer, but whats a coopy story without embarassment..i'm gonna have gary tell it to ya tho, his version is a tad different,lol...but just a tad ...anywho.....

bro, big hugzzzz and a super happy birthday to you, have a great day and 30 will be wonderful...and in a couple years you can tell me the same

peachie, it was good seeing you all of that 10 minutes last night, don't be a stranger...lol

kevey, you loud mouthed, christmas carolin, indian outlawin, nipple ring pullin motherfucker post something so we know you're with us, will ya?..lol...reeses can guide ya....i hope ya kicked his trouser troutin ass real good too, damn men...lol...mines on that kick now too in between some serious mood swings, i'm thinkin pms..but oh well,lol...

schools out and omg....i really cannot wait til september......they are loud, i can't do anything to make them happy and they just irritate the ever loving fuck out of me....lol...ok i feel better, lol...i start taking timmy back on tuesday, i'm hoping that will break up some of the craziness around here, but it's doubtful...

i hope everyone has a happy and safe 4th...i thought i was going to my parents but dads decided to work so i guess we're loading up and going to their house thursday night...and so now i guess i'll spend friday with 3.6 in a box..if he's here and if i can get rid of gary for awhile,lol...saturday is a whole other story tho...thats a family picnic at my aunts, who decides to throw a party at 3, not eat til 5 then have dessert at 7..w/ kids like mine thats just too damn long so we'll see how it goes....not to mention my ex boyfriend (who i dumped for hubby)...has made the same police force my uncle is on and adores him and they are still close so lord only knows if he's gonna be there...i know you're thinkin how could they invite him?...well they are my family and that in itself is just fucked up so go figure...lol..

i know this is not as funny as it could be and not as long as some but...timmy and katie are finally both asleep, the sun is shing and i am in need of some tension relief so i muss go for now.......i'll see ya in 31....byeeeeeeeeeeeee

coopy