slacka mail....

i was all set to make ya wait til tomorrow...but considering my only other option was taggin dead bodies in room 2, i decided not to take da freaky route..n yes i am feeling ok......theres time for that after slacker mail ...

okies now that i have some mood music playin...(who else?)...lets see, i'm wingin it this week( oh i COULD SO go there...but i won't ) no paper to cheat off of...(yeah dats wut i meant )...lmao..anywho...you'll prolly be blessed with a short coopy mail this week on account of a slight headache...i say slight cuz da kids finally went to bed...been kinda hell with em lately..last night i swear i was almost in tears over attitude from my damn 7 year old...i'm edgy watch out,lol...timmy took a chunk outta cakies chest on sunday n left teeth marks, man i almost went off...but she got him back yesterday when she clocked him in the head n knocked him off a chair onto another chair givin him a bloody nose ...kids...who invented em?...lol

speakin of kids..today was spawn class ...now being the rocket scientist i am ...i assumed this week i was at the "star" center AKA cut out all those damn animal parts ...how'd i come to this assumption?..well because it was the next center after the one i was at last tuesday...(yes i do realize NOW that that was their center on wednseday, lmao, they have centers everyday...)...so i go in n i have like 45 minutes cuz lisa came to watch timmy cuz timmy decided he was too good for spawn class today , smart kid, ....n lisa wasn't feeling well at all...apparently the baby dropped n she's "uncomfortable"......so i'm like sittin round then finally i get the "math" center materials, we were measuring things..(felt kinda like i was back in yahell, lmao)...now adrianna n morgan n chris sat right down n did their work...adrianna n i had a conversation bout cotton candy ice cream ...damian wasn't feeling good so he got rest time , n julius, well he decided to ditch our center for another, oh well...lol...so it was too easy today...then i kissed chris n took off..stopped by da movie store n got a few movies then headed back home...oh don't worry today being too easy in spawn class kicked me right in the ass as soon as chris got off the school bus...see here i am thinkin woohooo i'm gonna skip class next tuesday to take timmy n cakie to see the movie home on the range....(it was a toss up between scooby doo 2 or home on the range then i saw my main man tim has a new song in home on the range NUFF SAID...LOL)..so i was skippin..well doesn't chris hop off da lil bus steps n all i see is this big ole plastic bag...SCIENTIST OF THE WEEK ...this is where he picks an experiment n demonstrates it in front of his class...when ya ask?..hmmm...Tuesday @ 1:20 FURKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK , lol....well guess i gotta go tuesday,lol...when da movie star got home i told him bout tuesday n said it'd be nice iffen he could get out n make it for that since we'd already be there...oh n i also said since he doesn't do anything ...THAT did not go over well at all...lmao, he's like i do alot....i'm like oh shut up u kno what i meant...no really, i did ...he'll go...watch

oh god...ok opal i already shared this wiff ya so skip it...or reread it cuz ya know ya died da first time i told ya...lmao..shup ...ok ok...i'm sittin on da loveseat wiff timmy n cakie before the boys got home today...windows open lettin a cool springtime breeze in...brother bear is playin, lisa just left for class, all is well...da cats eyeballin da window..., i'm lookin , i'm see'in ...a wasp...ok people..i am not a person scared by much, as u well know,lmao..(ahem coffins, morgues, hearses, etc...)..I AM DEATHLY AFRAID OF BEES....omg i cannot be in the same room as one..i make people kill em fer me...lol...no ones here today, lisa left ...i'm secretly freakin da furk out, skins crawlin..lol...we're watchin it, i'm like no its not on da inside..then i get a better look , its on da inside...omg i got up n looked fer a flyswatter...nuffin (on dat furkin grocery list now i tell ya)....i look under da sink for spray...house n garden...whew...ok so i go back n like 20 feet away i spray da furk outta it...it falls ...i'm freakin now, i don't wanna get close but i don't wanna leave it in case its not dead n starts crawlin on da floor n one of us steps on it..., i gotta get closer...skins crawlin ...i get to da side of da couch n peer around it..its floppin around on da winda sill ...i spray da furk outta it (mind you timmy is on da couch lookin ova n as i stop sprayin he's sayin 'mom its wakin up its wakin up ")...its dead...timmy goes n watches tv in his room now cuz da spray stench is killer n he's not hangin in the room with the dead bee, cakies stuck to muh side scared too,lol...finally i conjoured up enough strength n willpower to rid da house of it......half a roll of paper towels later i inch toward it..pick it up n run to garbage can, finding as much garbage as i can to put on top of it...i take da top off, pull da bag out..tie it up TIGHT, n throw it out on da porch...i hear ya laffin ya FURKERS, LOL...man i HATE those things, see ya happy now?..ya know muh 1 weakness...FURKERS...LOL...back in da days when coopy n da movie star lived in da apartment back when there was only 1 offspring...lol...movie star would come home n find phone books randomly strewn about da kitchen floor...LOL...lil coopy would be BEHIND da baby gate in da living room throwing phone books on top of the one or two bees i'd find crawlin along the floor in da kitchen...LOL...he'd come home n be like , why is there a phone book on da middle of the kitchen floor...n after awhile he'd say something like...i see the fierce bee fighter was in town today...ASSHOLE, LMAO...i swear i hear yall laughin ya furkers,lmaooo...

so i know yall waited n are on da edge of yer seats waitin to hear iffen gram got hit with any flyin food saturday..she didn't...it was terribly uneventful...da movie star put together lisas brand new 300 dollar sleigh bed crib, kids ran around as per norm n created havoc..the corned beef sucked, had no flavor...da movie star who uses no salt n pepper ever loaded his so much ya couldn't see da piece of meat it was just pepper, lmaooo...the kids tortured my moms 40 pound cat...conversation was boring...no fightin, no gravy...lol....blah,lol...

ok ok i really am tired n i need to climb a few trees so i must go fer now,lol...i'll talk to ya in 2

coopy

i'm forgettin stuff i know, i sry...lol...it was da bee excitement, it drained me,lol...