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i'm not even sure bout dat lil intro but anywho,lol...not a whole helluva lot to report this week quite honestly but...
hmmmm let me see here...well friday night wuz da usual, got outta da grocery store somehow wiffout spendin a fortune yet at da same time gettin more than we usually do..i dunno...lol, go figure...came back home n afta chasin da motherlesbianinlaw away hubby n i sat at our puters n played bingo...lol..no wait...i played bingo...he went to pal-talk n wuz lookin fer tits,lol...i wuz lookin ova his shoulder tho don't u worry..lol..gawd forbid i miss it too!!!..lol..we ordered chinese too..now mind u i don't do egg rolls (da food!!! but..i don't do asian men either..they do nuttin fer me )..so instead of da furkin egg roll wiff muh dinner i asked fer a spring roll......he gets da food from da guy, grabs his...now mind u i'm almost thru a game of bingo...i get up afta da game which i lost ..i get muh food n da furker ate muh damn spring roll.....he said he thought they were both da same.....bastard,lol...
saturday..well wiff da damn weathermen sayin we were gonna get furkin charleys' rain all day sunday, i decided to call off our family cookout fer sunday..i called mom n she wuz ok wiff it but hadda ask muh dad first..dads a busy man these days afta da "retirement"......mom then goes on to ask me iffen i hear bout' tims albany presale yet..no i hadn't but expected it lata this week or next..she tells me she's payin fer lisas ticket as well as mine..jus cuz... WOOHOO..n dat she'd drop da check off durin her "visit" sunday afta church..omg i wuz so excited!!!.so anywho...dads calls me back like 15 minutes later...da man neva says hello...lol...it went kinda like this.."u have my blessing fer next sunday"..."umm well ok then,lol"...n dat wuz it,lol...i tell ya da man doesn't say much...but when he does it's hilarious,lol..gary wuz glad he didn't hafta go out n mow da lawns, instead he furked around wiff da new pc all day...i went to da video store n rented a cpl movies we have still yet to watch n are due thursday,lol...oops,lol...then i came back n played bingo in between foldin large masses of laundry...nuttin really ta speak of...
sunday i got stuck wiff breakfast duty while hubby met danny ova at da motherlesbianinlaws house to put in a seperate phone line fer "casey".....ok now peeps...i gotta say...n i believe i failed to mention this but,lol...they're furkin lookin into buyin a house ...did yer skin jus crawl too?..LOL...i'll go one step further...2 houses down from me a house jus went on da market..as soon as da sign went up she called on it..()...THANK U SWEET JESUS it wuz way outta their price range,lmao...omg i don't even wanna have a nitemare bout them livin dat close..yikes...anywho...i believe they're still lookin tho, n it's GOTTA be close...but not DAT close...sheesh...*skin crawlin*...mom had called sunday mornin n told me she'd be stoppin by lata on jus to visit (which means to go pee)but dat she hadda "late night" (I DIDN"T ASK!!!..LOL)n wuz skippin church...i told her one of da intentions of da cookout wuz to get lisa to bring her fall schedule so we could work out the details of baby detainment,lol...soooo...here it is early afternoon n i'm watchin stayin alive fer da 500th time (jus so i can watch john travoltas ass while he dances those most stupidest dances eva...u old people?...u really dance like those furkers back then???...good lawd,lol)..so then i hear da fruits most annoyin voice comin from da driveway.....they stayed an hour..kiwi wuz really cranky...prolly part due to da fact his fruity father had all his cousins all screamin n runnin round'...mom pee'd then decided to cover up wiff a blanket n "rest her eyes"...mom would always get caught dozin off thru da years n when called on it say she wuz jus.."restin her eyes"....yeah ok mom,lol...we talked bout lisa n da fruits newly purchased vehicle (how a convict gets a loan to buy a car i'll NEVA kno!!!!)...n how it had turned out ta be an ok day weatherwise..those bastards...at least gram can join us next sunday,lol...she couldn't this past sunday,lol...yay...oh da stories,lol...afta they left it wuz jus pretty much a regular day, dinner, chaos, ps2, cartoon network, showers, snack, more chaos, "pees' n teeth" then da sweetest thing in da world..BEDTIME!!!...
i told yall it wuz a slo week...lol...lisa forgot her schedule dat day too but called me yesterday to tell me muh services were only needed on thursdays fer a few hours..everything else wuz covered..whew...lol...cuz keep in mind bein taxi again this year i wuz kinda stressin,lol...i felt productive (not reproductive thank god) so i went thru all timmy n cakies clothes fer fall...cakie needs more of course bein a girl n not havin hand me downs,lol...but timmys set, damn they have alotta stuff...but dats done at least...gawd i can't wait til school starts..dats 15 days peeps..if i gotta toss timmys lil arse in bed 1 more time fer hittin alex n chris ova da damn ps2, or hearin him yell.."mom!!..yer BOLD"..or..."(so n so)..yer a pain in my ASS"...i'm gonna freak...i don't have much patience left i tell ya,lol...gawd i luv em but enuff of this summer chit already..lol...it's almost worth me possibly bustin muh ass on ice again...lol...n cakies finally on da potty trainin bandwagon..it's not all wine n roses tho i tell ya.....keep yer fingers crossed fer me,lol..n eyes, n legs...etc...LOL..
da movie star sold 2 of da 3 eyesores..YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...we acquired a furkin labatts blue pontoon boat tho dat da damn motherlesbianinlaw won off some raffle so dats on muh lawn for sale...i cannot win...he came home from work wiff da 350 engine fer da blazer..dat'll be da project comin up here purty soon..dats sold too but still sittin in da damn driveway,lol...oh n dannys jeep is still out on da lawn too...but he finally got da hint it's not sellin at our house n is gonna try rich's house next..i don't care as long as its outta here...damn..lol...omg...then lisa calls me later last night..it's like 10:30 ..she says.."u gonna watch da baby wed, thurs, n fri?"...i'm like.."ummmm didn't we say jus thurs?"....she says.."well thats my normal schedule..this week is orientation, on those days, n mango is sleepin n workin, n everyone else is workin too"....."yeah ok".."when again?"...then i hear.."wed...from like 1-4...then thurs n fri from 8-4:30"......"umm yeah ok np"...omg this kids gonna call me mommy ..as if i don't have muh hands full now wiff mr "yer a pain in my ASS" already...this week should be interesting...cpl dat wiff da cookout sunday this time gram wiff us n possibly motherlesbianinlaw n "casey"..hubbys friend rich called da other day n asked why da movie star hadn't called him like he usually does every sunday while makin breakfast..so i told him he went to do caseys phone line..he says.."are u alone?..cuz i don't want him to hear"..i'm like.." yeah?"..."wuts da story there..are they?..."...LMAO..i jus replyed.."hellifiknow n sure as hell don't wanna go there either,lol.."...
ok i must leave u now...i hear da baffroom door slammin every 2 seconds n da sound of timmy sayin.."shut up"...i'm tellin ya i can't take it much longer...15 days 15 days...oh n stay tuned to da next excitin saga of da coopys mic files...i'm only half furked dats comforting ..we'll see friday when i get a new headset...i will bet i'm still furked tho....lol..it's jus muh shitty luck...anywho....l8ters t8ters
coopy
hmmmm let me see here...well friday night wuz da usual, got outta da grocery store somehow wiffout spendin a fortune yet at da same time gettin more than we usually do..i dunno...lol, go figure...came back home n afta chasin da motherlesbianinlaw away hubby n i sat at our puters n played bingo...lol..no wait...i played bingo...he went to pal-talk n wuz lookin fer tits,lol...i wuz lookin ova his shoulder tho don't u worry..lol..gawd forbid i miss it too!!!..lol..we ordered chinese too..now mind u i don't do egg rolls (da food!!! but..i don't do asian men either..they do nuttin fer me )..so instead of da furkin egg roll wiff muh dinner i asked fer a spring roll......he gets da food from da guy, grabs his...now mind u i'm almost thru a game of bingo...i get up afta da game which i lost ..i get muh food n da furker ate muh damn spring roll.....he said he thought they were both da same.....bastard,lol...
saturday..well wiff da damn weathermen sayin we were gonna get furkin charleys' rain all day sunday, i decided to call off our family cookout fer sunday..i called mom n she wuz ok wiff it but hadda ask muh dad first..dads a busy man these days afta da "retirement"......mom then goes on to ask me iffen i hear bout' tims albany presale yet..no i hadn't but expected it lata this week or next..she tells me she's payin fer lisas ticket as well as mine..jus cuz... WOOHOO..n dat she'd drop da check off durin her "visit" sunday afta church..omg i wuz so excited!!!.so anywho...dads calls me back like 15 minutes later...da man neva says hello...lol...it went kinda like this.."u have my blessing fer next sunday"..."umm well ok then,lol"...n dat wuz it,lol...i tell ya da man doesn't say much...but when he does it's hilarious,lol..gary wuz glad he didn't hafta go out n mow da lawns, instead he furked around wiff da new pc all day...i went to da video store n rented a cpl movies we have still yet to watch n are due thursday,lol...oops,lol...then i came back n played bingo in between foldin large masses of laundry...nuttin really ta speak of...
sunday i got stuck wiff breakfast duty while hubby met danny ova at da motherlesbianinlaws house to put in a seperate phone line fer "casey".....ok now peeps...i gotta say...n i believe i failed to mention this but,lol...they're furkin lookin into buyin a house ...did yer skin jus crawl too?..LOL...i'll go one step further...2 houses down from me a house jus went on da market..as soon as da sign went up she called on it..()...THANK U SWEET JESUS it wuz way outta their price range,lmao...omg i don't even wanna have a nitemare bout them livin dat close..yikes...anywho...i believe they're still lookin tho, n it's GOTTA be close...but not DAT close...sheesh...*skin crawlin*...mom had called sunday mornin n told me she'd be stoppin by lata on jus to visit (which means to go pee)but dat she hadda "late night" (I DIDN"T ASK!!!..LOL)n wuz skippin church...i told her one of da intentions of da cookout wuz to get lisa to bring her fall schedule so we could work out the details of baby detainment,lol...soooo...here it is early afternoon n i'm watchin stayin alive fer da 500th time (jus so i can watch john travoltas ass while he dances those most stupidest dances eva...u old people?...u really dance like those furkers back then???...good lawd,lol)..so then i hear da fruits most annoyin voice comin from da driveway.....they stayed an hour..kiwi wuz really cranky...prolly part due to da fact his fruity father had all his cousins all screamin n runnin round'...mom pee'd then decided to cover up wiff a blanket n "rest her eyes"...mom would always get caught dozin off thru da years n when called on it say she wuz jus.."restin her eyes"....yeah ok mom,lol...we talked bout lisa n da fruits newly purchased vehicle (how a convict gets a loan to buy a car i'll NEVA kno!!!!)...n how it had turned out ta be an ok day weatherwise..those bastards...at least gram can join us next sunday,lol...she couldn't this past sunday,lol...yay...oh da stories,lol...afta they left it wuz jus pretty much a regular day, dinner, chaos, ps2, cartoon network, showers, snack, more chaos, "pees' n teeth" then da sweetest thing in da world..BEDTIME!!!...
i told yall it wuz a slo week...lol...lisa forgot her schedule dat day too but called me yesterday to tell me muh services were only needed on thursdays fer a few hours..everything else wuz covered..whew...lol...cuz keep in mind bein taxi again this year i wuz kinda stressin,lol...i felt productive (not reproductive thank god) so i went thru all timmy n cakies clothes fer fall...cakie needs more of course bein a girl n not havin hand me downs,lol...but timmys set, damn they have alotta stuff...but dats done at least...gawd i can't wait til school starts..dats 15 days peeps..if i gotta toss timmys lil arse in bed 1 more time fer hittin alex n chris ova da damn ps2, or hearin him yell.."mom!!..yer BOLD"..or..."(so n so)..yer a pain in my ASS"...i'm gonna freak...i don't have much patience left i tell ya,lol...gawd i luv em but enuff of this summer chit already..lol...it's almost worth me possibly bustin muh ass on ice again...lol...n cakies finally on da potty trainin bandwagon..it's not all wine n roses tho i tell ya.....keep yer fingers crossed fer me,lol..n eyes, n legs...etc...LOL..
da movie star sold 2 of da 3 eyesores..YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...we acquired a furkin labatts blue pontoon boat tho dat da damn motherlesbianinlaw won off some raffle so dats on muh lawn for sale...i cannot win...he came home from work wiff da 350 engine fer da blazer..dat'll be da project comin up here purty soon..dats sold too but still sittin in da damn driveway,lol...oh n dannys jeep is still out on da lawn too...but he finally got da hint it's not sellin at our house n is gonna try rich's house next..i don't care as long as its outta here...damn..lol...omg...then lisa calls me later last night..it's like 10:30 ..she says.."u gonna watch da baby wed, thurs, n fri?"...i'm like.."ummmm didn't we say jus thurs?"....she says.."well thats my normal schedule..this week is orientation, on those days, n mango is sleepin n workin, n everyone else is workin too"....."yeah ok".."when again?"...then i hear.."wed...from like 1-4...then thurs n fri from 8-4:30"......"umm yeah ok np"...omg this kids gonna call me mommy ..as if i don't have muh hands full now wiff mr "yer a pain in my ASS" already...this week should be interesting...cpl dat wiff da cookout sunday this time gram wiff us n possibly motherlesbianinlaw n "casey"..hubbys friend rich called da other day n asked why da movie star hadn't called him like he usually does every sunday while makin breakfast..so i told him he went to do caseys phone line..he says.."are u alone?..cuz i don't want him to hear"..i'm like.." yeah?"..."wuts da story there..are they?..."...LMAO..i jus replyed.."hellifiknow n sure as hell don't wanna go there either,lol.."...
ok i must leave u now...i hear da baffroom door slammin every 2 seconds n da sound of timmy sayin.."shut up"...i'm tellin ya i can't take it much longer...15 days 15 days...oh n stay tuned to da next excitin saga of da coopys mic files...i'm only half furked dats comforting ..we'll see friday when i get a new headset...i will bet i'm still furked tho....lol..it's jus muh shitty luck...anywho....l8ters t8ters
coopy
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