woofurkinhoooooo school tomorrow...
party @ coopys house...clothes need not apply...lmao..ok so i'm dreamin...might as well dream big huh?...fer real they'll leave first thing in da mornin n my big party will prolly involve a pair of rubber gloves n toilet cleaner... imma kinky furker i tell ya....lol...
woohooo not only school tomorrow but tim iz in 1 month...mmmmm i'm so sexcited,lol...i think muh cd iz warped,lol...it's on mornin noon n nite......i got da set list n everything..i'm ready...
okies soooo yer wonderin wut happened @ dr. towelheads huh?...ahhh hell most of ya'll kno already...i took muh 47 thousand papers they sent home fer me ta fill out n left da kiddies wiff muh 16 year old cousin kenzie (she's so clueless its not even funny,lol)...timmy wuz pullin her shirt forward n lookin down her top n gigglin devilish so dat wuz muh cue to jus let her deal..LOL..it wuz a good ride to da office, 2 tim songs back ta back.....put me in a good frame of mind...i get there n they took me right in, nurse wuz cool as hell...they were really quick, x rays then poof theres da towelhead, he shakes muh hand n yes fer a half a millisecond i thought.."he'd be do-able iffen i wuz into camel humpers"......he's young n kinda good lookin...so he's there givin me all kindsa instructions n descriptions n wut have yous..tells me wut he's gonna do..n then he goes stickin his rubber gloved fingers in muh mouth......blahhhh...n he asks me.."do u get headaches?"...simple enuff question but i'm coopy...LOL.."well....i have 4 kids under 8 sooo kinda hard to tell wut da headaches are associated wiff"...omg da nurse wuz laffin hysterically,lol...n dr towelhead?.." "...ok he's gonna need a sense of humor to get thru me, lol...i'll work on him when i'm sedated, LOL...dats all i'm afraid of...wut i'm gonna say under da influence..i hope ta god i don't tell him i'd do him..lol..anywho, da right side, da problem side iz comin out sept. 22nd...i kno, why so long?...well dr. towelhead iz on vacation fer 2 weeks so,lol...
ok this football thing kinda has me baffled...chris' goes last week n gets his official game list..(6 games for 6 saturdays in a row), now peeps...da kid iz 6 n he plays fer a lil flag team...so i get da game list.. first furkin 3 games are away games...n not only are they away games...da furkin cities are like 45 minutes away..HOLY FURK...i'm like..(to da movie star,lol).."well...have fun i'll catch him at da home games"..LOL..i'm not takin da brat pack to terrorize anotha place,lol...wow, fer a flag football team, dayummm...oh n there's 1 away game dat's away in our city.....go figure dat one..n get back ta me cuz i sure az shit can't..LOL
did i mention school starts tomorrow????......
sooooo i'm sittin here @ da puter friday afternoon...all set fer goin shoppin fri. nite, i had muh list done, house clean, all set to jus rock n roll n go...(i'mma planner peeps, it's muh OCD..LOL)..so i'm sittin here poppin balloons n glancin back n forth between GH n da damn puter, it's 3:30...phone rings ...it's da motherlesbianinlaw n she iz layin on da soundin like death thing sumfin fierce..she tells me she hasn't left da house in 3 days n wondered if we could bring da kids to her...ok guys..i'm PISSED..she couldn't call me a day b4?...9 a.m dat mornin even???...GRRRRRRR...i tell her.."well da kids go back ta school next week n i want em healthy, n u need yer rest so lemme call lisa er' try gettin someone else"...she says ok...sooo i call lisa...she wuz havin company, grrr...i call da movie star n he says.."we'll jus bring em"... yeah dats wut i wanted...but i went wiff it...doesn't she call back at 5.."is lisa coming?"..."no she can't do it so we're gonna jus bring em".."awww you guys shouldn't bring them, it'll be too much...(now da death voice miraculously gets better..like a furkin miracle,lol)...bring them ova to my house they aren't gonna catch a sinus infection n i'm feeling a lil betta today"......"ok let me talk to him n see wut he wants to do n we'll call ya back"...movie star gets home n i tell him..."fine.."...we load up da sweet pickles bus n head ova...they were all complainin bout havin ta go shoppin anyway so furk, look like everyone wuz happy,lol...n i wuz childless so i wuz purty excited,lol...we got da kids school chit off layaway then got our groceries...da movie star ran into a friend from growin up...oh muh lawd he's hot..LOL...i'm like crossin off things i got from da list n eyein da man at da same time......lol, i'm unstoppable i tell ya...sooo we leave there n we had so many damn bags there wuz no way we could fit da kids in there,lol...so we went home n unloaded..no sex in da parkin lot peeps,lol...twas gettin late,lol....so we get everything situated at home, he calls his mom n tells her we'd be ova shortly...i start ta get ready ta walk out da door...i didn't get far,lol...he closed da door b4 i got there n wellllllllllllllllllllll......all refreshed we went n got da kids...mingled wiff "casey" a bit,lol...she really iz nice...we talked bout new movie rentals...lol...maybe she wants me......not muh type,lol....too manly,lol...
saturday mornin i called lisa wantin ta kno if she could babysit next monday..i get dad,lol..."iz lisa there?".."no, her n yer mother went out shoppin fer their diet food"..n he's laffin..LOL..i'm like.."oh yeah i heard mom lost 6 pounds"..dad says..."yeah ya sure can't find where she lost it tho"..."she needs to lose a couple more 6s to notice"..LMAO...omg he kills me, dad iz a riot... hmmm ohhhhhh motherlesbianinlaw called early n asked iffen she could take all of em fer school haircuts...we were more than happy to let em all go,lol...she came ova wiff her mom n her mom told da kids they all were goin shoppin, she gave em 5 bucks to do az they pleased at da dolla store,lol...may not seem thrillin but dats like christmas ta my kids,lol...da motherlesbianinlaw gave me some painkillers cuz i had told her i wuz up in tears at 3:30 in da mornin...woohoo i scored,lol...as soon as they left, da movie star went to da garage ta do his thang n i went straight to da shower...then i turned tim up really loud n did muh cleanin...woohoo fun....lol..lisa finally called me lata dat day...she couldn't babysit cuz of nite class but volunteered mom ta do it,lol...i told her wut dad had said n she wuz rollin,lol...then she said dat da first time she did this diet awhile ago (she fell off da bandwagon surprise surprise,LOL) n this is when da fruit first went ta their house...mom had said she lost 2 pounds..lisa told me dad had walked around her n hit her on da ass n said.."i think i found it"..LMFAO...ya see'in where i get muh warped humor yet?..LOL...we did not a damn thang saturday nite..welllllll...as a family,lol....of course a cpl of us did,lol...then it twas ta bed cuz it wuz family picnic day sunday......my family
sunday afta breakfast we jus loafed around til it wuz time ta go...right b4 we step out da door theres a car in our driveway...it's da hubbys cousin ...kids are all wantin ta go, n i'm like.."ok he comes once a year..no phone call?...do we give him a half hour?.."...garys like "nope...go to da van guys"..LOL..his cousin has da new flavor of da year wiff him..she's all talkative n talkin to me n da kids...introduces herself as his fiance.....yikes...we talked fer like 15 minutes then we hadda go...as soon as we were in da van i'm like.."he can do betta than her"..gary says.."no he can't,he can't keep a girl"...n i gotta,lol..."there's absolutely NO "do factor" there fer me"..LOL...he looks at me n says.."me either"...n we jus laffed..we stopped at da store cuz i wuz ta bring a dessert thing, i grabbed a bunch of cookies...lol...i'm easy,lol..shup ...at da party da kids jus went in all directions...to muh cousins, to grandpa...jus not ta us,lol...it wuz nice, not too many people like she usually invites n alotta muh "older" relatives...now last party muh aunt had...timmy got ahold of da fish food in kenzies room n dumped da whole full bottle into da tank...not only dat he ripped down her shower curtain, lmao...the shower had a lit candle in it...LMAO...nuttin happened but she learned ta be more prepared when timmys around, lol...she had said she put up da fish tank n food n lit no candles......the kids played football outside wiff muh cousin ryan n left us alone,lol...i wuz poundin some smoothie drink dat wuz spiked,lol...i wuz likin it,lol..then mom n i got muh aunt cornered...we started talkin bout gettin lisa a male stripper...she wants one cuz she knows da fruits goin out to clubs n chit so fair iz fair..only he won't stand fer it so we gotta be slick bout it...we're gonna have it at muh aunts...da fruit can't stand her so its safe,lol...lisa also wants a fireman ..n this place doesn't have one..i'm all fer da nerd tho ..she'd die,lmao...then gary says.."since she hates muh friend danny so much i should have him do it"...muh aunt wuz rollin..she LOVED da idea,lol...jus as a joke then da real one would come in..lisa would be pissed n prolly leave tho, lmao..then muh uncle comes in n is sittin wiff us...its me, gary muh aunt n uncle n mom, n we're talkin bout strippers n wut they do,lol...muh aunt wuz tellin us bout one she saw dat wuz way too raunchy,lol...an older relative comes in (she's way old,lol..i'm not sure how we're related but anywho)..n muh aunts talkin bout this guy teabaggin this chick.....da old one says.."wut?"..."wuts dat"...n omg we were all crackin up...LOL...then muh uncle says.."go ahead frannie...explain teabaggin to her"..LMFAO...da old lady left jus sayin she wuz too old ta kno,lol...i wuz laffin so hard,lol...gawd neva a dull moment...then like 10 minutes lata timmy runs in from da slidin glass door thru da kitchen into da livin room n thru da house wiff his pants down jus flappin in da breeze sayin.."moveeeeeeee i gotta go POOP"...omfg i thought muh uncle wuz gonna piss himself laffin,lol....oh gawd too funny...afta dessert it wuz gettin late so we took off...i got home n started feelin chitty so i popped a loopy pill...took dat pain right away n i wuz all happy...watched Unfaitful wiff da movie star n afta dat i wuz all kindsa sexcited,LOL...needless ta say i wuzn't here...
hmmmmm....ahh yes yesterday, wellll bein dat da movie star had day off i made good use of him, we went right thru da older boys room, got rid of soooo many clothes n got their dressers n school clothes ready, backpacks are all ready..school juices are a chillin...we're ready...lol...it wuz a cleanin fest, it needed to be done, now i gotta get rid of most of my clothes...theres clothes everywhere downstairs but i'm puttin it off,lol...then da motherlesbianinlaw called to see if we could go ova to her aunts to see her mom 1 more time b4 she goes back home n also to see her uncle who wuz in town...no prob...we finished da house, ate dinner n were off...i hadda watch her uncle,lol...he fell in luv wiff muh cakie,lol...he asked if he could keep her,lol...hellllllllllllllll no...lol...she kept feedin him cookies n he couldn't get ova how pretty she wuz ...the kids got to run around in da yard, n us adults got eaten alive by furkin mosqitoes (dat doesn't look rite but wtfurk?..lol)...i wuz in some serious mouth pain too..otha side tho ...so i wuz pushin ta leave...we said our goodbyes n da kids got their "envelopes" from da uncle,lol...shoppin here we come,lol...i came home n chatted a bit n took some regular meds,lol..then i got in a mood,lol...so i left fer da nite, nuff said........
woohoooooooooooo school starts tomorrowwwwwwwww...only thing dat sux iz dat now i can't loaf around anymore,lol...gotta get rite up n in da shower...tonight should be interesting,lol...gotta do all muh fluffin so it goes smoothly in da mornin..plus football...i matched all da boys clothes in their dressers cuz lord knows their dad can't match, he'll let em go ta school lookin like hobos,lol...i'm a must match person,lol...we got word bout timmys school, n he starts next wed....so da taxi will be back in action next week,lol...i'm lookin forward to it in all honesty...wuz a good workout fer me when i did it b4...i jus gotta watch da ice...his school iz da one i wuz off to dat day i went out n busted muh ass a cpl years ago,lol...i really am not lookin forward to da snow n ice,lol..it's not kind ta me,lol....
okies they're fightin ova spongebob ps2 so i gotta go referee fer one more day....lol...woohoooooooooooo i luv school....*singin*...it'sssss daaaaaa mostttttttt wonderfullllllllll timeee of da yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...l8ters
coopy
woohooo not only school tomorrow but tim iz in 1 month...mmmmm i'm so sexcited,lol...i think muh cd iz warped,lol...it's on mornin noon n nite......i got da set list n everything..i'm ready...
okies soooo yer wonderin wut happened @ dr. towelheads huh?...ahhh hell most of ya'll kno already...i took muh 47 thousand papers they sent home fer me ta fill out n left da kiddies wiff muh 16 year old cousin kenzie (she's so clueless its not even funny,lol)...timmy wuz pullin her shirt forward n lookin down her top n gigglin devilish so dat wuz muh cue to jus let her deal..LOL..it wuz a good ride to da office, 2 tim songs back ta back.....put me in a good frame of mind...i get there n they took me right in, nurse wuz cool as hell...they were really quick, x rays then poof theres da towelhead, he shakes muh hand n yes fer a half a millisecond i thought.."he'd be do-able iffen i wuz into camel humpers"......he's young n kinda good lookin...so he's there givin me all kindsa instructions n descriptions n wut have yous..tells me wut he's gonna do..n then he goes stickin his rubber gloved fingers in muh mouth......blahhhh...n he asks me.."do u get headaches?"...simple enuff question but i'm coopy...LOL.."well....i have 4 kids under 8 sooo kinda hard to tell wut da headaches are associated wiff"...omg da nurse wuz laffin hysterically,lol...n dr towelhead?.." "...ok he's gonna need a sense of humor to get thru me, lol...i'll work on him when i'm sedated, LOL...dats all i'm afraid of...wut i'm gonna say under da influence..i hope ta god i don't tell him i'd do him..lol..anywho, da right side, da problem side iz comin out sept. 22nd...i kno, why so long?...well dr. towelhead iz on vacation fer 2 weeks so,lol...
ok this football thing kinda has me baffled...chris' goes last week n gets his official game list..(6 games for 6 saturdays in a row), now peeps...da kid iz 6 n he plays fer a lil flag team...so i get da game list.. first furkin 3 games are away games...n not only are they away games...da furkin cities are like 45 minutes away..HOLY FURK...i'm like..(to da movie star,lol).."well...have fun i'll catch him at da home games"..LOL..i'm not takin da brat pack to terrorize anotha place,lol...wow, fer a flag football team, dayummm...oh n there's 1 away game dat's away in our city.....go figure dat one..n get back ta me cuz i sure az shit can't..LOL
did i mention school starts tomorrow????......
sooooo i'm sittin here @ da puter friday afternoon...all set fer goin shoppin fri. nite, i had muh list done, house clean, all set to jus rock n roll n go...(i'mma planner peeps, it's muh OCD..LOL)..so i'm sittin here poppin balloons n glancin back n forth between GH n da damn puter, it's 3:30...phone rings ...it's da motherlesbianinlaw n she iz layin on da soundin like death thing sumfin fierce..she tells me she hasn't left da house in 3 days n wondered if we could bring da kids to her...ok guys..i'm PISSED..she couldn't call me a day b4?...9 a.m dat mornin even???...GRRRRRRR...i tell her.."well da kids go back ta school next week n i want em healthy, n u need yer rest so lemme call lisa er' try gettin someone else"...she says ok...sooo i call lisa...she wuz havin company, grrr...i call da movie star n he says.."we'll jus bring em"... yeah dats wut i wanted...but i went wiff it...doesn't she call back at 5.."is lisa coming?"..."no she can't do it so we're gonna jus bring em".."awww you guys shouldn't bring them, it'll be too much...(now da death voice miraculously gets better..like a furkin miracle,lol)...bring them ova to my house they aren't gonna catch a sinus infection n i'm feeling a lil betta today"......"ok let me talk to him n see wut he wants to do n we'll call ya back"...movie star gets home n i tell him..."fine.."...we load up da sweet pickles bus n head ova...they were all complainin bout havin ta go shoppin anyway so furk, look like everyone wuz happy,lol...n i wuz childless so i wuz purty excited,lol...we got da kids school chit off layaway then got our groceries...da movie star ran into a friend from growin up...oh muh lawd he's hot..LOL...i'm like crossin off things i got from da list n eyein da man at da same time......lol, i'm unstoppable i tell ya...sooo we leave there n we had so many damn bags there wuz no way we could fit da kids in there,lol...so we went home n unloaded..no sex in da parkin lot peeps,lol...twas gettin late,lol....so we get everything situated at home, he calls his mom n tells her we'd be ova shortly...i start ta get ready ta walk out da door...i didn't get far,lol...he closed da door b4 i got there n wellllllllllllllllllllll......all refreshed we went n got da kids...mingled wiff "casey" a bit,lol...she really iz nice...we talked bout new movie rentals...lol...maybe she wants me......not muh type,lol....too manly,lol...
saturday mornin i called lisa wantin ta kno if she could babysit next monday..i get dad,lol..."iz lisa there?".."no, her n yer mother went out shoppin fer their diet food"..n he's laffin..LOL..i'm like.."oh yeah i heard mom lost 6 pounds"..dad says..."yeah ya sure can't find where she lost it tho"..."she needs to lose a couple more 6s to notice"..LMAO...omg he kills me, dad iz a riot... hmmm ohhhhhh motherlesbianinlaw called early n asked iffen she could take all of em fer school haircuts...we were more than happy to let em all go,lol...she came ova wiff her mom n her mom told da kids they all were goin shoppin, she gave em 5 bucks to do az they pleased at da dolla store,lol...may not seem thrillin but dats like christmas ta my kids,lol...da motherlesbianinlaw gave me some painkillers cuz i had told her i wuz up in tears at 3:30 in da mornin...woohoo i scored,lol...as soon as they left, da movie star went to da garage ta do his thang n i went straight to da shower...then i turned tim up really loud n did muh cleanin...woohoo fun....lol..lisa finally called me lata dat day...she couldn't babysit cuz of nite class but volunteered mom ta do it,lol...i told her wut dad had said n she wuz rollin,lol...then she said dat da first time she did this diet awhile ago (she fell off da bandwagon surprise surprise,LOL) n this is when da fruit first went ta their house...mom had said she lost 2 pounds..lisa told me dad had walked around her n hit her on da ass n said.."i think i found it"..LMFAO...ya see'in where i get muh warped humor yet?..LOL...we did not a damn thang saturday nite..welllllll...as a family,lol....of course a cpl of us did,lol...then it twas ta bed cuz it wuz family picnic day sunday......my family
sunday afta breakfast we jus loafed around til it wuz time ta go...right b4 we step out da door theres a car in our driveway...it's da hubbys cousin ...kids are all wantin ta go, n i'm like.."ok he comes once a year..no phone call?...do we give him a half hour?.."...garys like "nope...go to da van guys"..LOL..his cousin has da new flavor of da year wiff him..she's all talkative n talkin to me n da kids...introduces herself as his fiance.....yikes...we talked fer like 15 minutes then we hadda go...as soon as we were in da van i'm like.."he can do betta than her"..gary says.."no he can't,he can't keep a girl"...n i gotta,lol..."there's absolutely NO "do factor" there fer me"..LOL...he looks at me n says.."me either"...n we jus laffed..we stopped at da store cuz i wuz ta bring a dessert thing, i grabbed a bunch of cookies...lol...i'm easy,lol..shup ...at da party da kids jus went in all directions...to muh cousins, to grandpa...jus not ta us,lol...it wuz nice, not too many people like she usually invites n alotta muh "older" relatives...now last party muh aunt had...timmy got ahold of da fish food in kenzies room n dumped da whole full bottle into da tank...not only dat he ripped down her shower curtain, lmao...the shower had a lit candle in it...LMAO...nuttin happened but she learned ta be more prepared when timmys around, lol...she had said she put up da fish tank n food n lit no candles......the kids played football outside wiff muh cousin ryan n left us alone,lol...i wuz poundin some smoothie drink dat wuz spiked,lol...i wuz likin it,lol..then mom n i got muh aunt cornered...we started talkin bout gettin lisa a male stripper...she wants one cuz she knows da fruits goin out to clubs n chit so fair iz fair..only he won't stand fer it so we gotta be slick bout it...we're gonna have it at muh aunts...da fruit can't stand her so its safe,lol...lisa also wants a fireman ..n this place doesn't have one..i'm all fer da nerd tho ..she'd die,lmao...then gary says.."since she hates muh friend danny so much i should have him do it"...muh aunt wuz rollin..she LOVED da idea,lol...jus as a joke then da real one would come in..lisa would be pissed n prolly leave tho, lmao..then muh uncle comes in n is sittin wiff us...its me, gary muh aunt n uncle n mom, n we're talkin bout strippers n wut they do,lol...muh aunt wuz tellin us bout one she saw dat wuz way too raunchy,lol...an older relative comes in (she's way old,lol..i'm not sure how we're related but anywho)..n muh aunts talkin bout this guy teabaggin this chick.....da old one says.."wut?"..."wuts dat"...n omg we were all crackin up...LOL...then muh uncle says.."go ahead frannie...explain teabaggin to her"..LMFAO...da old lady left jus sayin she wuz too old ta kno,lol...i wuz laffin so hard,lol...gawd neva a dull moment...then like 10 minutes lata timmy runs in from da slidin glass door thru da kitchen into da livin room n thru da house wiff his pants down jus flappin in da breeze sayin.."moveeeeeeee i gotta go POOP"...omfg i thought muh uncle wuz gonna piss himself laffin,lol....oh gawd too funny...afta dessert it wuz gettin late so we took off...i got home n started feelin chitty so i popped a loopy pill...took dat pain right away n i wuz all happy...watched Unfaitful wiff da movie star n afta dat i wuz all kindsa sexcited,LOL...needless ta say i wuzn't here...
hmmmmm....ahh yes yesterday, wellll bein dat da movie star had day off i made good use of him, we went right thru da older boys room, got rid of soooo many clothes n got their dressers n school clothes ready, backpacks are all ready..school juices are a chillin...we're ready...lol...it wuz a cleanin fest, it needed to be done, now i gotta get rid of most of my clothes...theres clothes everywhere downstairs but i'm puttin it off,lol...then da motherlesbianinlaw called to see if we could go ova to her aunts to see her mom 1 more time b4 she goes back home n also to see her uncle who wuz in town...no prob...we finished da house, ate dinner n were off...i hadda watch her uncle,lol...he fell in luv wiff muh cakie,lol...he asked if he could keep her,lol...hellllllllllllllll no...lol...she kept feedin him cookies n he couldn't get ova how pretty she wuz ...the kids got to run around in da yard, n us adults got eaten alive by furkin mosqitoes (dat doesn't look rite but wtfurk?..lol)...i wuz in some serious mouth pain too..otha side tho ...so i wuz pushin ta leave...we said our goodbyes n da kids got their "envelopes" from da uncle,lol...shoppin here we come,lol...i came home n chatted a bit n took some regular meds,lol..then i got in a mood,lol...so i left fer da nite, nuff said........
woohoooooooooooo school starts tomorrowwwwwwwww...only thing dat sux iz dat now i can't loaf around anymore,lol...gotta get rite up n in da shower...tonight should be interesting,lol...gotta do all muh fluffin so it goes smoothly in da mornin..plus football...i matched all da boys clothes in their dressers cuz lord knows their dad can't match, he'll let em go ta school lookin like hobos,lol...i'm a must match person,lol...we got word bout timmys school, n he starts next wed....so da taxi will be back in action next week,lol...i'm lookin forward to it in all honesty...wuz a good workout fer me when i did it b4...i jus gotta watch da ice...his school iz da one i wuz off to dat day i went out n busted muh ass a cpl years ago,lol...i really am not lookin forward to da snow n ice,lol..it's not kind ta me,lol....
okies they're fightin ova spongebob ps2 so i gotta go referee fer one more day....lol...woohoooooooooooo i luv school....*singin*...it'sssss daaaaaa mostttttttt wonderfullllllllll timeee of da yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...l8ters
coopy
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