da coopy chronicle...

oh dear peeps you're really in for it now...where should i start?....

okie dokie pokies..well now lets see it's all about da .....
birfday parties, yes alex's parties..lemme tell ya if i ever wanted to start taking drugs right about now is the time i would.....holy crow what the hell goes in mind to torture myself this way i'll prolly never know, some crazy chemical imbalance...go figure...ok friday night after 2 previous unfulfilling...
shopping excursions for the video now player alex requested for his birthday we found it and thanked our lucky stars then off to go grocery shoppin......200 bucks later and 1 very upset mr coopy stating he'll need a 2nd job...(he got over it latta dat night ,lol)..we went home and surprise surprise da motherlesbianinlaw actually kept the house clean this week and wooooo she decorated for the party......hey less i had to do...alex got his gift friday night cuz my hubby has this 5 minute thing going for him..he cannot keep shit in a box for longer than 5 minutes...pisses me off actually and it's quite comical when i and his friends throw it in his face...we get...shut up,lol...wooo tough guy...5 minutes....anywho alex benefited and was quite happy..kids went to bed and i was set on my mission to make cupcake cones for the spawn party....ok first batch was just ducky but the damn second batch wouldn't cook for shit...no effin lie i was up makin cupcakes til 1:30...tru story ask opal ...i was exhausted and turned in...

saturday mornin, mr coopy left for a 1/2 day of work, i was frosting cupcakes, cleanin and shhhh spendin a wee bit w/ muh fluffy ...then dum dum dum dummmm da spawn start arriving...benjamin was first..omg benjamin looks like the fat kid in class that would steal your lunch then go sit in the corner and stuff his face..nice enough kid but thats the visual i got of him...corey..omg this damn kid has to be related to adrianna...holy geez i had to put mr coopy in charge cuz i woulda smacked him..he lives but 5 houses away and i swear if i never see him again it'll be too soon.....the kids were screaming and running, boppin each other on da head with balloons...jumpin on beds...it was nuts...my sister minus da fruit cuz he was workin stayed in da living room w/ hubbys friends whose only comment to her was when explaining katie was paintin her treasure box red white and blue one said hey we figured you'd have her paint the colors of your flag, they're rainbow aren't they?.....i told my favorite of hubbys friends that i hoped he was happy w/ the cupcakes cuz i was up til 1:30 makin em...he replyed well i was up til 1:00 workin on my furnace...i said well hell we shoulda got together.......he said well i was just a phone call away shoulda brought your permission slip...LOL..i had to confess the dream to him, lol...he said well was i good?...i said i dunno gary woke me up...then lisa said something about how he couldn't have candy...he replied of course i can, i said what ya think you're special?..he said well if he hadn't woke ya up ya woulda found out, we'll never know now,LOL...too much....lol...all this going on as hubby took the kids outside, it was a beautiful day (thank you god!!!...) and they could run around like the animals they are...it was a good party for the most part, my black halloween punch w/ the gummy worms in the ice cubes was a major hit...the painting the treasure boxes wasn't as messy as i thought it'd be, and the house wasn't too bad looking after...but...next year...a few close friends.....i say next year but we still have chris to go in december,lol..AYE!!!

sunday...pretty good for the most part, i knew i would only have maybe 20 family members ova mostly his side...motherlesbianinlaw came over and got alex and chris and took em to go get the cake which helped gimme an extra few minutes of quiet to power clean and shower...hubby was outside w/ a cpl friends closing the pool...YES it's closed...whether or not it'll survive the winter thats up in da air...prolly not but i'll keep ya posted,lol...anywho party time, alls here...and ya know...my mother in law just irks me,lol....da fruit is there talkin to 2 of hubbys great aunts about italian names..he's as italian as dey come and motherlesbianinlaw says well thats not italian who's he fooling speaking to 2 italian women...later on they realize who he is and that they know da fruits grandmother and lo and behold it's an italian name...in your face biatch!!!!...i laughed, she left da room,lol......convo takes a turn for da worse when motherlesbianinlaw says she's lost weight on her new diet ..i'm not seein it...her sister chimes in woohoo fredricks here ya come...i bout pissed myself in da kitchen..lookin at hubby i say imagine dat..he's like please do not go there...i pressed it i'm like no really think about it..he gets louder nooooo please don't go there, lol...i'm laffin i say ok but imagine casey (da gf) in a black...he left da room ...i'm hearin da fruit in da other room stating..."hey imma fat kid, but imma happy fat kid"...he was pissin her off puttin down dieting...he's like i'm gonna be happy..and she's like well ya may be on the verge of a stroke and then will ya be happy...i'm like well how bout da flip side...don't ya just hate those people that go on and off diets (dats her...cholesterol or not, lmao)...wooo and i gotta give the kids a hug for this yet but when they were on their way to get the cake w her in da car..chris asked her when she's gonna die..lol...she replyed she wasn't planning on going for a long time...alex said omg grammy if you died we'd get to drive your car!!!......knew i loved dat kid...when everyone left sun. night it was back to makin cupcakes this time for alex's whole class...bout 22 kids ...i open up these kiddie cones hubby had gotten me, no freakin lie the cone was maybe 3 1/2 inches tall...i'm like wtf?...hubby says make all 60 they can have 2 or 3 each..OKKKKKKKK here i am making 60 3 1/2 inch cupcakes last night and when i was done i still had a half of a bowl of batter...wtf?...i wrapped it for today...this mornin after i brought them to school i stopped off and got more cones and finished the batter...FREAKIN CUPCAKES!!!!!!...no more til....
december, .

kk letsssss just see here...ummmmmmmm i gotta say when chris got off da bus today...he says..."mommy i have a cold"..."a cold huh?...how ya figure?"..."well we went outside into the cold today therefore i have a cold" ...i said well thx chris for the imput here i was all along thinkin ya got colds from germs, silly me......i got chris' birthday present a lil bit ago, he swears he is toby keiths number 1 fan so when i heard toby was coming i was all ova tickets...he's excited and so am i.....and on a serious issue there might be something going on w/ alex, he's developed a facial tic over the past 2 weeks...his teacher didn't notice and says his work hasn't changed but she'll watch him for a week, also knowing how much of a lil stress monster he is (thx motherlesbianinlaw) she'll try and get into his head to see if somethings going on at school to stress him out...in any case if it persists off to da doctors i go...oh joy!..

god you room 2 people must be bored to tears by now...watch opal they'll all come to you saying please can i unsubscribe from coopys ramblins!!! pweaseeeeeeeeee!!!...no really...hiya room 2 hugzzz ya's..i'm really not a skeery person...i just lead a skeery life...

and furthermore...(ok if ya don't like bitchin see dat X up there in da upper right hand corner?...click it)...ya knew this was coming...well some of ya...ok i'm just gonna let it rip.....fuckin 31 sucks anymore...i have gone in on more than 1 occassion in the past 2 days and not even gotten hello...no i take that back i talked first but if i hadn't it's woulda just been piss on coopy...hellifiknow what the secret club code is in there anymore but i'm not even kidding when i say it just really sucks when ya don't even feel comfortable in your own god damn room anymore...i know i'm not the only one feeling this way either..notice alot of us arent around anymore?...hell maybe when every other reg from there left i was just in denial but damn...and the secret language?...i'm as clueless as peachie (luvs ya hun)...and omg the people takin up in there......now i'm not namin names but ya know who i mean ...and and omg...creepy things happenin in there!!!...i'm gonna stop don't wanna step on anyones toes...yeah right...it just sucks, yes i'll be there at times but i'm sorry it just doesn't feel like home anymore...if you want me i'll still be available and those close to me know where to find me..( hi again room 2,lol)...

peachie i'm so glad ya gonna be around more, i miss our chit chats...pm me...and bro, thats just too awesome for words that she's gonna have that opportunity tell her i said hell yeah lil gf,lol...ok i will stop muh ramblin now...spongebobs on and it's my favorite episode...jellyfish jam ...i'll pop into the morgue in a lil bit but prolly be digusted w/ the scenery and leave, so yup i'll prolly be in 2,lol...l8ters taters

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the weekly coopy (mail folks!!!, i'm not available for sale yet,LOL)

well hi howdy hey...as you can see i survived kindergarten yet again this week ...but before dat lemme start from where i left off last week..

so i hadda go across the river to da craft store for an activity to do w/ the 25 2nd graders that'll be coming this saturday..(yes its that time again where the cooper children birthday parties start back to back and i torture myself by not having just 1 party but 2 to accomadate these other peoples uh...spawn,lol)..mr coopy and i look around and decide we are gonna paint lil treasure boxes and load em w/ a lil i spy game...even got lil stickers they can decorate em with...NO GLITTER!!!....anywho being across the river and right by motherlesbianinlaws store (she is assistant manager of a grocery store up here in these parts)...we decided to go do our shoppin there, and to be nosey, they remodeled and all we've heard about the past 3 months is about the remodeling and these 2 trees in the produce department that go from floor to ceiling and cost $18, 000 dollars apiece...(yes $18,000)...we were intrigued......so in the doors we go...well uh yeah theres 2 trees, they go from floor to bout 8 feet tall and are really cheesy um ok..$18,000?...i think someone got robbed...so hubby comments on how he's gonna go into the fake tree business then off he went to find me a head of lettuce,lol...i stood just staring up at these 2 trees...when i was thoroughly disgusted i turned around to see gary a bright red and smirkin...here i'm thinkin my ass is showin er somethin so i look myself ova nuttin...so i say whats wrong...he replies...this is caseys department look theres her picture on the wall under the sign......sign which reads.."BRINGING YOU FRESHER FRUITS"..omg we were rollin......we composed, shopped then headed back and yes we did tell motherlesbianinlaw they got robbed...she may not have liked it but we did,lol...

so lisa calls me sunday and asks me if i shave.....lol...i tell her yes, to which she responds...is he gonna say anything about me shaving?......my sisters never been to any gynecologist...never hadda pap...lmao..she's gonna be funny...actually she just called, she thinks he's funny, he left the room for her to change and screamed down the hall that he needed a nurse cuz he had a first timer......she hated the exam but hey at least she knows what to expect next time,lol...i told her she'll lose all those inhibitions over the next 7 1/2 months.....i guess he told her he only wants her to gain 10 pounds cuz of her height, didn't sit well but she'll live,lol..less doritos,lol... she also asked me to be w/ her in the delivery room,lol...woohooo, better make sure they don't serve gravy!!!!...and also for me to be the babys godmother, i thought that was sweet...but sneaky...see coopy was asked iffin i knew someone,lol...coopy responded yes i do i had a huge crush on him in high school...well its mangos damn cousin and they are tight so he's gonna be da babys godfather...lol...was also brought to my attention he is still hot as hell and very much available,lol...gary knows too he was right there when mom told me ...she ain't right...oh and da fruit put the ring on lisas finger...she actually said yes,lol...poor guy,lol...they aren't rushin tho, lookin at an october 2006 wedding w/ all 6 of the coopers in the shindig ...they're payin thank god, lol...

i sooooo dreaded kindergaten today....man oh man but i was so pleasantly surprised..i was greeted along w/ timmy & cakie (say hello to mrs. cooper...mr. timothy...and ms. katelyn...they all replyed in unison !!!)...i gave timmy a lil chat before we went in about how he was to act and no friggin messes...lol...he and cakie just went off and played...i was assigned to the blue table to color and read their cat books...which they all did...i sat right next to Adriana ...i praised her coloring and complimented her shirt, we actually got along,lol...she even shared a crayon w/ cakie ...1 thing they had to do before i could sign their books was to read it to me...she kept sayin no but i kinda made it a game i let her off easy but i got what i wanted, she more or less read it...then i signed their books w/ colossal job!!! (its C week peeps )...or Congrats!!! 1 lil girl wanted a heart on her book, lil known coopy fact...i make heart balloons, its a signature trait so once i made one on her book the others jumped all over me to put one on theirs...Adriana asked if i could make a big one taking over the empty back cover...i said sure and did..we bonded ...timmy and cakie were really good and when it came time for snack the girls at the table shared their rocket power cheez its w/ em...it was cute but i didn't wanna press my luck, we said our goodbyes and left...i think i may actually go back, ...on da way out i got pulled aside by the assistant in the class...she asked me if chris had told me what she asked him and was laffin...i said no...she's crackin up...she goes...i asked chris if you were his older sister...lmao!!!....chris said no thats my mommy!!!...she said omg she doesn't look old enough,lol...i told her these 2 are mine too and alex in 2nd grade... priceless....lol...i guess its shocking,lol....to me i'm just mommy,lol....but yeah i look bout 16,lol...i keep tellin yall theres a reason i don't take em all out in public...peeps think they saw me on jenny jones......teens w/ too many kids...LOL...

ah well...so woohooo i have so much to do this week and no energy to do it,lol...kids party on saturday, including the kids of garys friends, give me strength lord just for his friends alone not so much all the spawn present...they're good guys just brutal...they ask me bout my batteries and just pick on me til theres nuttin left,lol...kinda like chat i guess ...i actually had an interesting dream bout his friend last night...ahem......nah wasn't that bad,LOL...gary woke me up tellin me to get up they were leavin, lmao...didn't have time to get bad,lol...then sunday it's the family gathering...lol, no i'm not including gravy!!!!...i'm having a cpl sour cream based dips tho, lmao...gram will be here......honestly tho...the party i'm most worried about is the kids for the hubbys friends factor...lisa and fruit are coming and garys friends rip my sister apart too......hell they were callin her ellen degeneres last year cuz they associate short haircuts w/ lesbians...GO FIGURE, but honestly...if ya saw my sister you'd prolly think she swings dat way too...but these guys are just brutal like i said, lmao...the paint is gonna fly!!!!......

well peeps dems da highlights...i'm gonna get crackin on dinner so that i can have some time w/ da fluffernutter later...hugzzz all, hope i made ya giggle a lil...til later...

coopy

the coopy files...

ooohhhh what a freakin week,lol..where to begin .

okie dokie lets just start where i left off last week...kk well not sure if i mentioned it in the coopy chronicles but santa hubby bought me a new van, omg i just love it...lol, no more flyaway blue paint this ones purty white w/ black tinted windows...woofreakinhooo and it's been pointed out to me by my so very sweet neighbor (not bad in a let's have a 1 night stand kinda way,lol) how sad my life is now because i am excited over a minivan... i told him to bite me,lol...

ok my first tuesday at chris' school was uh interesting to say the least, any person without the aid of strong prescription meds who decides sanely that they wanna spend 6-7 hours a day w/ 25 kids who don't belong to them just in my opinion should be inducted into sainthood...i love chris' teacher to death, so sweet...i go in chris is just too excited for his own good and my sister goes thinkin its something she can do besides sit around...of course bonnie and clyde are in tow also...i get the "star" table and was instructed to help the kids make a "bobby bear"...so i'm cuttin shit out, chris is amazingly quiet and gets right into his work, along w/2 girls and another boy..but theres this evil girl who wouldn't do anything and kept pushin her chair away...chris took it upon himself to go tell his teacher "my mom is having an issue", ...so she comes over makes this chick apologize and then takes her to her table...but not before chris comments "my mom can get really mean she's really mean to us kids"...LOL..teacher just replies..oh she's just keeping you in line chris,lol...god what a moment...meanwhile the timminator is at the "rice" table (freakin BAD idea)... and theres rice ALL ova the floor, the kitchen center and numerous toys...omg he was killin me...and lisa just wasn't into the kid thing...she won't be returnin,lol...god she has issues she better get over...more to follow,lol...

woooooo this is a long one....ok anywho..wed night i'm makin dinner, the boys (chris and alex) who were playin since gettin home from school 1 1/2 prior come in and tell me how theres gonna be a helicopter landing at their school that night and it was a big thing the police and firemen were puttin on...so when hubby gets home at 5:45 they tell him, he says well thats something cool we should do,when's it happenin?...6:30 they reply.......no flyer went home or nuttin we are relyin on these 2 children...so we slam dinner down our throats, pile into the van and we're off...we go to the school...not a friggin car around...so we ask this 1 lady who said she'd check the office...meanwhile a helicopter flys low overhead and circles.. other school bout 5 minutes away...soooo off we go chasing this damn helicopter...we got there too late it had landed but it was still cool they let all the kids get inside and shit...our evening out,LOL...

santa claus has 90% of her christmas shoppin done for the kids, i had been taking notes as the kids eyes got all bugged out over something on tv or they'd tell me so i used that and put most on layaway...i feel good bout myself, lol...of course i'd feel better after a boob job too but 1 thing at a time,lol...hey i have a new van, LOL..

weekend was kinda dead for me, well for the beginnin at least..motherlesbianinlaw took alex and chris overnight sat. night so it was 1/2 the quiet and bonnie and clyde watched hocus pocus on disney so they were quiet, hubby was out repaintin flyaway blue gettin it ready for resale,lol...yes its a lawn decoration now ...hey at least its not an eyesore in the driveway huh?...lol...oh don't worry mark my words at least 1 dead vehicle (could be the popes but it'll be someones) will be stationed in the driveway all winter til spring...happens EVERY year no matter how i bitch,lol...

ok this is really long and gonna be longer but hey, you're readin it right?...if your local newspaper is 2 pages long like mine this is a welcome change,lol...ok ok sunday...as some of you know, it was a family dinner at my parents...i knew a story would come of it just didn't know it'd be so uh eventful ...was running pretty smoothly for the most part til dinner, aside from chris complainin of a tummy ache but me knowing he didn't get enough sleep at his grandmothers the previous night so he took a nap..k i am finally convinced my dad only knows how to cook a pork roast for a large crowd because it is the only darned thing we have when we're invited, mango and lisa were there too...so dad cookin that and my finicky eaters, i had to make mac n cheese....k now timmy is just strange he eats plain macaroni it's his "sketti's"...so i give him a bowl and mix the rest...kids are eating, dinner is served for us so we all sit down and eat...i made a choc chip pie for dessert so we were talkin bout dessert...mom asks me "do you have a name for your pie?"...i bout died, gary burst out..."yeah mom it's a choc chip pie...mine has nuts in it tho"... i caught myself too late...no one else got it cept gary who was rollin bout chokin on his pork roast, lmaoooo...we composed ourselves and then...timmy starts throwin a tantrum..he dumped his skettis in the garbage only to have seconds thoughts and started screaming for em...keep in mind i mixed the rest so he's shit outta luck..kid is screamin so effin loud, lisa starts bitchin she doesn't feel good and omg my kid isn't gonna act like that (sidenote lisa had worse tantrums when she was little)...so mom and dad start talkin bout her tantrums while gary gets up to quiet timmy who in his rage hit his eye on a peice of the fireplace...moms going on and on about how lisa would throw a tantrum if someone wouldn't wipe her ass and then how she used to use a handmirror when she wiped herself, we're dyin...lisa gets up starts screamin and cryin..throws her plate across the table gravy landing on my poor grandmother, she storms out the room breaks her door and goes to her room...kinda ironic that she's makin fun of timmy yet having her own tantrum...now i know pregnancy hormones but that was just wrong...poor gram, first the choc mouse by me now gravy by lisa ...timmy was calm yet chris and alex were shakin up by lisas outburst so they all went to watch tv...(i told ya this would be long) we're there havin our lil discussion, she's listenin just gettin more pissed so she storms out the house, dad says she'll prolly go for a drive...gary says well she can't go far our van is right in back of her......sure enough she gets in her blazer and is trying to manuever around the van, poor mango in back of her blazer hoppin on the bumper tryin to stop her, not that she cared she kept backin up....she didn't hit the van but bumped my moms car, no damage....she parks and just walks away...man she has issues...she came back bout 15 minutes later and screamed at mango for awhile (who was just tryin to calm her down...lord help that boy!!!)...then she came in and after awhile it was like nuttin happened...we stayed awhile then we go home to find a message from motherlesbianinlaw on our machine saying she bought a cat costume for timmy...i told gary, he doesn't wanna be a cat anymore he wants to be batman..so he calls her tells her but she insisted on coming over to see if he liked it...mind you it's 8:30 at night w/ 4 well 3 children that had had a long tiring day w/ no nap...she gets over timmy wanted no part in it screamin...she finally gets him to try it on, he still wasn't havin it, i mentioned continuously that he wants to be batman and how chris wants to be superman and alex spiderman so we had the superfriend trio thing goin...motherlesbianinlaw who is too damn sensitive starts gettin upset apologizes for coming over late and goes off...apparently to gary he thinks it was either my comments or his, he had a few too and he tends to be quite sarcastic too....LOL...anywho i say fuck her...see she already pissed me off something fierce..when i went away to reeses house cakie was gonna be a ballerina for halloween...while i was away she took it upon herself to buy an angel costume...then buy these stupid expensive wings for the thing knowing full well i couldn't say no cuz she'd turn into this...grrrrrrrrr fuckin grrrrrr now she's tryin to do the same to timmy...fuck her....i honestly think she's trying to make up for the lost time lately cuz she's to busy taking nightly trips w/ her 'friend"...oh well but dammit these are my kids....ok i'm done,lol....

and omg...i hate columbus day ...all 4 are home today...it's been quiet so far aside from them fighting over sharing a brand new box of choc glazed donut minis...which mind you...are ALL GONE NOW ...damn kids...hopefuly they'll go easy on me...yeah right shhh let me dream..i need to regroup for chris' learning centers tomorrow ...no bonnie and clyde tho...since lisa won't go to the school she's gonna stay home w/ them...maybe her and timmy can tantrum together...anywho...where the hell is 31?...come on peeps, i'm tryin to keep busy here and get over this damn broken heart, can't yap and keep busy if the damn room isn't there and when it is hell ya can only find but maybe 2 regs...sheesh i'm tellin ya i've been to more exciting funerals......peachie?....ya disappeared again..purpleeeee i know yer back, damn girl chat is dead w/out ya...

kk i'm gettin carpal tunnel sittin here typin this thing, i sry it was so long but it's been an interesting week to say the least..just wait...Thanksgiving dinner is at mom and dads too LMAO..i'm bringin a shield for poor gram..she may end up with cranberry sauce all over her if i don't.......l8ters taters...

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coopy mail

well now...damn i'm tired...and i gotta go to the busstop soon but i thought i'd sit and do my weekly task,lol...

ok for the record...FUCK it's cold...holy crow i'm sooo ready for spring already,lol...

went to my wonderful yearly gyn exam...woohoo god i hate that..had my lil shadow following me tho so it kept my mind off it...she was quite the scene stealer at the office all decked out in her designer duds with 3 mardi gras necklasses on, and pig tails...thats my lil pudge,lol...yes we've nicknamed her pudge, it just kinda clicked cuz everything the girl sees she has to eat...and omg ya try and open a snack 2 rooms away, its like radar, lil pudge runs and tackles ya..."some...some"...LOL...she's a doll...

doctor gates jr ...was a riot as always...i told him to give me a minute while i rearranged his office...i moved da lil workbench on wheels down to make room for the visitors chair (which was stationed at the part of the lil room where he sits and talks to ya) to be placed next to me so cakie wouldn't freak out that she wasn't right beside me, besides i didn't want her lookin straight at me in dat position, lmao...oh and i put the garbage can which was right by the workbench over on da other side of the room,lol...so what if he had to move further, pudge was quiet,lol...he came in, kinda laughed and said "ya all done now?"......all that for a 5 minute exam,lol...he couldn't believe how big cakie got and we reminised (screw spellin) on the day she came to be,lol and how both of us were quite scared to death (long story short she decided to come out quickly and on top of speed she being the witch she is wanted to come out comfortable with her hand up against her throat, cutting circulation, dropping heartrate blah blah blah...not good but all in all happy lil ending)...ah i also informed him of his new patient (lisa and baby fruit) her situation and that i pointed her in his direction...to which he said "well just for that you deserve the company christmas card".... goofball...

ok not much else on the homefront, alex is home sick today...cold going through the house, keep your fingers crossed it doesn't get worse for me,lol...i'm starting my tuesdays with chris in his class being a helper for bout an hour, i start tomorrow...woohooo glue sticks here i come, we just assist their craft projects during learning center time...i was sposed to help out in the library on mondays but i can't handle that one, gotta send in a note...

ok 31 is going to shit again...come on folks,lol...jus hadda say that...opal i did have fun in 2, yeah hard to keep up but i like that, i just was feelin the new kid on the block syndrome...lol...

ok i must go to the busstop, if i forgot anything i will slap it in next weks edition, but for now...tata...

coopy

p.s. damn reeses i can't believe it was only a week ago, holy hell seems like a dream....