numba 100!!!!!! *tossin confetti all ova*
ok this bein numba 100 i'm sure there's high expectations of hilarity (dat a word?)...i will try muh best...i realize i've been slackin hard, i wuz gonna wait til last thursday to post afta seein dentist furks me up but by thursday i wuz so doped up i didn't even kno muh name soooo i decided i'd put it off...sux but makes fer a longer read, lol..prolly a much longer read unless i start gettin cranky n needa pop anotha loopy pill...
ok i actually have a cheat sheet here cuz i marked some stuff from da previous week down so na na na poo poo...good thing cuz i wouldn't have remembered...it wuz jus a normal week, i wuz jus gettin more n more nervous bout da teeth comin out but tryin to get it outta muh mind...then came friday night...woohoo market nite...gary n i hurried out da door as soon as da motherlesbianinlaw showed up, n bein da last friday fer awhile i could eat freely i wanted food,lol..we tryed applebees but furk all dat waitin..we're drivin n theres this lil fish joint dats always been there but we neva tryed, so i ask him iffen he wanted to go...he's like.."isn't dat a fish store?"..i'm like.."well yeah but its a restaurant too on da otha side"..he crosses like 4 lanes quickly n when i regained muh stomach from muh throat we went in,lol..OMG...cue da twilight zone music..HOLY FURK...ok i'll do muh best to describe this place...its da size of half a macdonalds (maybe)...you walk down a hallway to a counter..above da counter is a board wiff a menu..u have bout 10 seconds to look at 30, 000 things jammed on this menu n order...da chick wiff da tattoos hangin all ova is puttin cups on trays at this counter...we didn't kno wut da furk wuz goin on so we get da seafood platter ...now u go sit...ok lemme rephrase..u try to find a place to sit in this lil teeny tiny room where theres tables all jammed together n everyone in there is over sixty years old!!...there are some waitresses...one of which gary caught n said.."how do we do this?"...she took his ticket n said "u're number 162...when she calls your number you go to the middle, pay then go up n get yer tray".....we see an open table, n like da only 2 people clueless n stickin out like a sore thumb we sit down...we are completely in awe...gary is comparin da place to da krusty krab n pointin out squidward n i swear ta gawd when da cook came out he looked like mr krabs, lmao...then i notice anotha "station"...fer cocktail sauce n stuff...i say.."well theres da sauces"...gary says.."well we shouldn't get up cuz we'll lose da table n we can't afford dat wut kind of sauce ya want cocktail or tartar?"...n i shoot him a look n start crackin up..."how da fuck should i kno, i don't even kno wut seafood is on da seafood platter"...LMAO...we're jus dyin,lol...then tattoo calls our number n he gets da food...i'm jus lookin at all these people n hearin conversations i jus wanna block from muh memory foreva, lmao..gary comes back n i'm like.."hey, theres kareoke at da american legion after this..wanna go?.."LOL..it wuz unbeievable, the whole experience wuz weird...i think stephen king should eat there..great material fer a wacky book there i tell ya...the food wuz quite good tho, fried but good...i'm more of a broiled kinda chick...afta dat incredibly strange expierience we headed off to do our shoppin n we got cakie a princess barbie costume n da fixins fer makin alex a mummy..yayyyyy halloween iz now complete!!!...when we got home, da motherlesbianinlaw put cakies costume on her while we put da groceries away..n omg she looks beautiful..its almost too pretty of a costume...da motherlesbianinlaw commented it should be her thanksgivin n christmas dress too..dunno bout dat one grasshoppper,LOL....when she left we got everything ready to leave early fer chris' game dat wuz far away n not to mention gonna be in da pourin leftova hurricane rain..omg it wuz pourin...i jus hoped they'd cancel..
at 7:45, gary called da coach...it wuz comin down really hard n no end in sight..games still on...GRRRRRR...so we dress chris in thermals n a turtleneck then his uniform...i'm all bundled up,lol..we have no chairs n we're totin umbrellas, poor chris i'm thinkin...grrr..we dropped da kids off at mom n dads n headed up north 45 minutes...omg it wuz pourin, n i'm not talkin lil soft warm rain, it wuz big fat hard freezin cold rain..we go out n there aren't puddles, theres rivers everywhere...sooooo muddy....these poor kids were drenched jus walkin to da field...i gotta say fer those conditions there wuz alot of parental support tho...we're all on da sideline n theres these kids...shiverin, water pourin off em playin ball best they could...i wuz so sad fer chris, he wuz soo cold...n he wuz behind in plays so he wuz out in the field more than on da side under da umbrella wiff me...da movie star who knos about as much about football as i kno bout celibacy wuz asked to do "plays" so here's this clueless man walkin round wiff a clipboard under da coachs umbrella cuz his wuz bigger...meanwhile da coach is walkin round da field wiff da movie stars smilie umbrella da kept turnin inside out wiff da wind,lol..it felt like da longest game eva, but they won...i immediately ran to da van n jacked up da heat n got chris his change of clothes ready fer him...when he got in he wuz soaked down thru his underwear...poor kid...when he wuz finally all dry n warm..we set off to retrieve da others...stayed at mom n dads briefly then decided to go home n veg out...
sunday i spent much of da day wiff alotta anxiety ova da teeth so i decided to clean..i cleaned muh bedroom, down to da closet, switched ova da fall clothes n got rid of 3 30 gallon garbage bags of old clothes dat i wuzn't gonna wear eva...lol...mom stopped by afta church n brought her friend alice..ok ya'll picture elton john..dats alice, lmao...she looks jus like elton john...she's always been moms best friend n theres always been question of her sexuality, lol..mom says she isn't a lez but i'll be damned iffen i believe it,lmao...maybe dats why i associate her wiff elton...no...i don't..she does look EXACTLY like elton john, lmao...anywho i hit her up fer da candle fundraiser n all wuz well...mom brought muh avon (needed new lipstick peeps,lol)...then they left afta she went pee (of course)...bout da time they left, hubbys cousin n fiance showed up...ok now this chick is really annoyin...lol...she mostly hangs at her guys side tho so i thought i wuz in da clear,lol...not..she comes in askin me iffen i knew they were gettin married...i think i did but wuzn't sure..so i start askin bout da weddin ..why?..lol...cuz i'mma sucka dats why..lol....sooooooooo this bein on da same side of da family as da "dunkin booths"..n his cousin bein "mr. hockey" (its jus in his mind folks)..they wanna get married in an arena..in da middle of da ice ...in may ...WTF!!!...i'm tellin ya, all this craziness is startin ta make muh sisters gala event to da convict look appealin..gawd...i couldn't wait til they left so i could tell da movie star bout dat one..LOL..he wuz like.."oh my god!!!"..LOL...too funny...rest of da day paled in comparison to da ice rink..well maybe cept fer when his friend rich came ova n afta usin da phone to call home felt inclined to tell me about his wife goin to "have her upper lip waxed"...DO I NEED TO HAVE THIS VISUAL?..LOL..ewwww omg ya jus needa see her ta understand..ick ick ick....lol...
i must also say dat preceding all dat teeth anxiety sunday mornin...could jus be da fact dat we were watchin little shop of horrors during breakfast n well...its not exactly da movie ya should watch prior to any form of dental surgery...gary wuz laffin his ass off all day, n would look at me or call me from two rooms away n say "hey darlene?"..."wut?"...da prick a lick would reply crackin up..."CANDY BAR!!!!!"......ok dats funny,lol...he's such an asshole,lol..
i gotta say da anxiety kept on keepin on..jus seemed everything wuz goin too smoothly, motherlesbianinlaw wuz set to babysit n had timmys schoolday down...gary had da day off n everything in place...sumfin hadda go wrong,lol...tuesday i got everything pretty much down around da house, got everything fer da kids ready fer wed....tuesday night i signed alex n chris up fer basketball...i kno i kno, more torture but i want em to try it all then decide on one next year, gets em away from da damn playstation too, n besides..alex runs like a fairy so da boy needs it,lol...he's gettin chunky too, skeerin me,lol...it'll be good fer em..
wednesday mornin, kids got off to school, i had muh shower n a headache da size of texas from nerves...motherlesbianinlaw got there..she brought coffee fer everyone, me included... WTF..she knew like a gremlin i couldn't eat er' drink afta midnight...GRRRR....dat jus blew holes in cheerios..i finally got dat lets get this da furk ova wiff attitude n we left...they took me right in n told da movie star 45 minutes..muh head wuz poundin...da nurse seemed clueless but she kept complimentin muh calvin klein shirt,lol...go figure..so she says lets start...i get da nitrous first...good chit, i wuz feelin very calm...then anotha nurse came n found a "good vein"..LOL...from there its sketchy..lol...i kno dr. furked me up came in n asked me how i wuz, i said fine...i wuz so fine at dis' point i wuzn't sure if he wuz da dr. or ghandi, n i really didn't care, lmao...he shot sumfin in da iv, n next thing i knew i felt drunk n i wuz done..i didn't see him afta dat point, da nurse gave me gauze..gary wuz holdin me up n i wuz outta there...we stopped ta get muh 3 prescriptions,lol...i wuz so sore but soo not there...i think i waited 30 minutes in da truck, not sure but it wuz awhile,lol...got home n da motherlesbianinlaw meets us at da door, no wait i wuz half outta da truck n she says.."how ya feel darlene?"..ummm i felt like i wanted to chainsaw her up in lil pieces at da sheer stupidity of dat question, lmao...but i think i jus rolled muh eyes...i layed down fer alotta dat day..kids were real good, n gary helped out alot...motherlesbianinlaw took all da kids in da afternoon when da boys got home so dat wuz a big help too, plus they needed haircuts...i attempted to watch a movie n muh gh but i wuz real loopy...got on long nuff ta tell a few people i wuz alive...but headed back to da couch..
by friday i wuz more mobile, but still really outta it...i took timmy to school n back home, did a lil cleanin...dat night we hadda go to da mall to activate our new cell phones...this wuz not welcome news cuz i wuz high as a kite,lol...motherlesbianinlaw offered gary her handicapped parkin sign so i wouldn't hafta walk too far,lol...i don't really remember bein there, da guy at da counter prolly thought i wuz queen space cadet,lmao...i do remember admirin da chick behind da counters boobs, she wuz cute too i think...i think,lol...afta dat we did our usual shoppin, n threw on a christmas layaway, anotha one, lol...this makes 3 now cuz santa is neurotic n thinks everything da kids want will be gone,lol..i must say shoppin while high as a kite is fun,lol...i'm talkin ta muhself all ova,lol...people lookin at me like i'm a friggin nutjob,lol...we did dat as fast as possible n got home...i wuz feelin froggy nuff ta try eatin so i managed to slurp up some lo mein..afta two days of jus 2 puddins n a scrambled egg it wuz a blessin...lol...
saturday mornin wuz chris last "away" game..this time tho it wuz only 20 minutes away...this time, instead of jus gary n i...we had muh mom n dad, lisa n da kiwi, da motherlesbianinlaw n 'friend" casey...n muh aunt n uncle (chris' godparents)..full house, lol...n a beautiful mornin unlike da last saturday...even wiff all da support, they lost, lmao..but alls well, 3 more games all "home"...then footballs ova...he says he wants to play again next year, we'll see...afta da game we loafed around at home, i napped da drugs off...then afta da kids went ta bed, da movie stars friends started showin up...he wuz hostin a card game at da house..i made danny stop by da micky d's drive thru to get me a happy meal, i wanted ta gum da fries n try eatin a burger, lmao..so it's me, gary n danny in da livin room waitin on his otha 2 friends rich n robbie...i'm eatin this burger n makin noises...they started makin fun of me really bad n callin me chewbacca..LOL...dannys makin chewbacca noises n mockin me..ARSE!!!...i gave up halfway thru it...lol...then i took more drugs,lol...by da time the others showed up, robbie works fer a pizza joint so he brought more food...i'm tryin ta eat pieces of a ham n cheese sub...i'm zonin...lol..dannys like.."u ok?"..."ohh yeah i'm fine"...lol...then i sit down while they're playin n i'm eatin some banana chips..LOL..i'm tryin ta convince em they're soft,lol...garys crunchin em so loud..dannys like.."sweetie they aren't soft"..LOL..they didn't hurt me so it wuz all good,lol...the dope finally got da best of me n i went ta bed...i can only imagine wut they were sayin,lol...i didn't care,lol...i can only remember bits n pieces actually,lol...
sunday i ate breakfast!!!...woohooo...very very slowly n kinda sideways but i ate...lol...sunday wuz a good day actually, minimal pain...not much to speak of in da excitement factor tho..watched a christmas story fer da umpteenth time this week...timmy walk round sayin.."no turkey sandwiches, no turkey gravy, no turkey soup, it's gone ALL GONE!!!"...LOL...da kid cracks me up...n his new thing is he'll come sit or lay on da couch wiff me n say.."its jus u n me mom"..lol..too cute..got da stuff ready fer da new school week n rejoiced at bedtime...i wuz promised a hot bath but dat promiser fell asleep on me,lol..i settled fer wife swap, lol...luv dat show...make me feel good bout muhself,lol...i took a pill n went ta bed...this is like 11 pm,lol...
now monday wuz timmys first field trip...goin ta pick apples at da apple orchard...cakie n me signed up ta go too..i did not take anything dat mornin cuz i knew i hadda drive...i wuz high as a kite..why hellifiknow but i wuz..it's like an unreal feeling..i took timmy to school then at 9:30 we all got our cars in line n took off..at da place it wuz like i was walkin but it wuz also like feelin an out of body experience...really weird, i wuz spacey...not on a damn thing yet spacey..i got thru da tour...we picked apples...then da kids ate snack at da picnic tables..cakie felt da need to "go pee"..n i caught timmy before he went ta pee on an apple tree..told him no, n set off toward da 3 port o pottys..halfway to da johns i turn to timmy n he has his thing outta his pants already...omg i flipped on him...we get into da john..cakies scared ta death n not havin it...timmy couldn't go now dat we were there...fine, we'll go home...i'm seriously spacin, n start home..realize we left timmys backpack at school so we stopped there n waited fer da teachers to come n unlock it..got da backpack n came home..dat wuz jus yesterday n dats even sketchy..its really weird, i came home,got da kids lunch....i even opened a new 2 liter of soda n da damn thing exploded all ova me, muh hair, muh clothes, da floor n kno wut?..i didn't care!!..DATS NOT LIKE ME,lol..normally i'd be like.."furk furkin furker"... took a pill n i got muh mind back...i made dinner, watched gh, got homework done n did da usual nitely routine...da movie star made good on da hot bath last nite n joined me til he couldn't stand it..total bout 5 minutes,lol...i like it really hot...he can't handle da heat wiffout it wipin him out..lol..i stayed in fer bout an hour then got out n found some food...chatted n got tired...went ta bed n well, lol..i remember dat,lmao...
i haven't had a pill since last night, jus motrin...n i'm gettin dat spacey outta body feelin as i type..dats a cue fer me ta stop or i'll really start ramblin..n omg anotha thing..on these pills (or off em,lol..i can't even tell which is better or worse anymore) i get da drops..i'm droppin everything!!!..i really feel da numbness of da mouth n chin too when i'm off em...i'm not sure i can get used to this feeling but i'm tryin...it really hits n sux when i put on da lipstick n can't feel it...i'm holdin onto hope dat it'll come back but unlikely..i go back to see dr. furked me up tomorrow n we'll see wut he says..one thing afta this experience..i'm not runnin back ta get da otha 2 done anytime in da nearest of near futures... n no i'm not talkin like chewbacca still...lol...ok i'm off to possibly pop a pill..bonnie n clyde are makin a fort n watchin monsters inc...i needa do some laundry catch up too, n get da house in order fer this weekend..no parties er' anything special..well, we're goin ta one but not havin one, factor in football game n practices, n da usual stuff then da movie star has a 2 day class down by nyc he'll be away fer from sun-tues sooo i gots things ta do...i'll be in n out dependin on muh spaciness...lol...see ya'll lata...hopefully i delivered sumfin fer numba 100...well besides da hand cramp,lol..
coopy da loopy
p.s. timmy is now referrin ta cakie as "smootsiepoo"..n she's callin timmy "googlybear"...LOL..
ok i actually have a cheat sheet here cuz i marked some stuff from da previous week down so na na na poo poo...good thing cuz i wouldn't have remembered...it wuz jus a normal week, i wuz jus gettin more n more nervous bout da teeth comin out but tryin to get it outta muh mind...then came friday night...woohoo market nite...gary n i hurried out da door as soon as da motherlesbianinlaw showed up, n bein da last friday fer awhile i could eat freely i wanted food,lol..we tryed applebees but furk all dat waitin..we're drivin n theres this lil fish joint dats always been there but we neva tryed, so i ask him iffen he wanted to go...he's like.."isn't dat a fish store?"..i'm like.."well yeah but its a restaurant too on da otha side"..he crosses like 4 lanes quickly n when i regained muh stomach from muh throat we went in,lol..OMG...cue da twilight zone music..HOLY FURK...ok i'll do muh best to describe this place...its da size of half a macdonalds (maybe)...you walk down a hallway to a counter..above da counter is a board wiff a menu..u have bout 10 seconds to look at 30, 000 things jammed on this menu n order...da chick wiff da tattoos hangin all ova is puttin cups on trays at this counter...we didn't kno wut da furk wuz goin on so we get da seafood platter ...now u go sit...ok lemme rephrase..u try to find a place to sit in this lil teeny tiny room where theres tables all jammed together n everyone in there is over sixty years old!!...there are some waitresses...one of which gary caught n said.."how do we do this?"...she took his ticket n said "u're number 162...when she calls your number you go to the middle, pay then go up n get yer tray".....we see an open table, n like da only 2 people clueless n stickin out like a sore thumb we sit down...we are completely in awe...gary is comparin da place to da krusty krab n pointin out squidward n i swear ta gawd when da cook came out he looked like mr krabs, lmao...then i notice anotha "station"...fer cocktail sauce n stuff...i say.."well theres da sauces"...gary says.."well we shouldn't get up cuz we'll lose da table n we can't afford dat wut kind of sauce ya want cocktail or tartar?"...n i shoot him a look n start crackin up..."how da fuck should i kno, i don't even kno wut seafood is on da seafood platter"...LMAO...we're jus dyin,lol...then tattoo calls our number n he gets da food...i'm jus lookin at all these people n hearin conversations i jus wanna block from muh memory foreva, lmao..gary comes back n i'm like.."hey, theres kareoke at da american legion after this..wanna go?.."LOL..it wuz unbeievable, the whole experience wuz weird...i think stephen king should eat there..great material fer a wacky book there i tell ya...the food wuz quite good tho, fried but good...i'm more of a broiled kinda chick...afta dat incredibly strange expierience we headed off to do our shoppin n we got cakie a princess barbie costume n da fixins fer makin alex a mummy..yayyyyy halloween iz now complete!!!...when we got home, da motherlesbianinlaw put cakies costume on her while we put da groceries away..n omg she looks beautiful..its almost too pretty of a costume...da motherlesbianinlaw commented it should be her thanksgivin n christmas dress too..dunno bout dat one grasshoppper,LOL....when she left we got everything ready to leave early fer chris' game dat wuz far away n not to mention gonna be in da pourin leftova hurricane rain..omg it wuz pourin...i jus hoped they'd cancel..
at 7:45, gary called da coach...it wuz comin down really hard n no end in sight..games still on...GRRRRRR...so we dress chris in thermals n a turtleneck then his uniform...i'm all bundled up,lol..we have no chairs n we're totin umbrellas, poor chris i'm thinkin...grrr..we dropped da kids off at mom n dads n headed up north 45 minutes...omg it wuz pourin, n i'm not talkin lil soft warm rain, it wuz big fat hard freezin cold rain..we go out n there aren't puddles, theres rivers everywhere...sooooo muddy....these poor kids were drenched jus walkin to da field...i gotta say fer those conditions there wuz alot of parental support tho...we're all on da sideline n theres these kids...shiverin, water pourin off em playin ball best they could...i wuz so sad fer chris, he wuz soo cold...n he wuz behind in plays so he wuz out in the field more than on da side under da umbrella wiff me...da movie star who knos about as much about football as i kno bout celibacy wuz asked to do "plays" so here's this clueless man walkin round wiff a clipboard under da coachs umbrella cuz his wuz bigger...meanwhile da coach is walkin round da field wiff da movie stars smilie umbrella da kept turnin inside out wiff da wind,lol..it felt like da longest game eva, but they won...i immediately ran to da van n jacked up da heat n got chris his change of clothes ready fer him...when he got in he wuz soaked down thru his underwear...poor kid...when he wuz finally all dry n warm..we set off to retrieve da others...stayed at mom n dads briefly then decided to go home n veg out...
sunday i spent much of da day wiff alotta anxiety ova da teeth so i decided to clean..i cleaned muh bedroom, down to da closet, switched ova da fall clothes n got rid of 3 30 gallon garbage bags of old clothes dat i wuzn't gonna wear eva...lol...mom stopped by afta church n brought her friend alice..ok ya'll picture elton john..dats alice, lmao...she looks jus like elton john...she's always been moms best friend n theres always been question of her sexuality, lol..mom says she isn't a lez but i'll be damned iffen i believe it,lmao...maybe dats why i associate her wiff elton...no...i don't..she does look EXACTLY like elton john, lmao...anywho i hit her up fer da candle fundraiser n all wuz well...mom brought muh avon (needed new lipstick peeps,lol)...then they left afta she went pee (of course)...bout da time they left, hubbys cousin n fiance showed up...ok now this chick is really annoyin...lol...she mostly hangs at her guys side tho so i thought i wuz in da clear,lol...not..she comes in askin me iffen i knew they were gettin married...i think i did but wuzn't sure..so i start askin bout da weddin ..why?..lol...cuz i'mma sucka dats why..lol....sooooooooo this bein on da same side of da family as da "dunkin booths"..n his cousin bein "mr. hockey" (its jus in his mind folks)..they wanna get married in an arena..in da middle of da ice ...in may ...WTF!!!...i'm tellin ya, all this craziness is startin ta make muh sisters gala event to da convict look appealin..gawd...i couldn't wait til they left so i could tell da movie star bout dat one..LOL..he wuz like.."oh my god!!!"..LOL...too funny...rest of da day paled in comparison to da ice rink..well maybe cept fer when his friend rich came ova n afta usin da phone to call home felt inclined to tell me about his wife goin to "have her upper lip waxed"...DO I NEED TO HAVE THIS VISUAL?..LOL..ewwww omg ya jus needa see her ta understand..ick ick ick....lol...
i must also say dat preceding all dat teeth anxiety sunday mornin...could jus be da fact dat we were watchin little shop of horrors during breakfast n well...its not exactly da movie ya should watch prior to any form of dental surgery...gary wuz laffin his ass off all day, n would look at me or call me from two rooms away n say "hey darlene?"..."wut?"...da prick a lick would reply crackin up..."CANDY BAR!!!!!"......ok dats funny,lol...he's such an asshole,lol..
i gotta say da anxiety kept on keepin on..jus seemed everything wuz goin too smoothly, motherlesbianinlaw wuz set to babysit n had timmys schoolday down...gary had da day off n everything in place...sumfin hadda go wrong,lol...tuesday i got everything pretty much down around da house, got everything fer da kids ready fer wed....tuesday night i signed alex n chris up fer basketball...i kno i kno, more torture but i want em to try it all then decide on one next year, gets em away from da damn playstation too, n besides..alex runs like a fairy so da boy needs it,lol...he's gettin chunky too, skeerin me,lol...it'll be good fer em..
wednesday mornin, kids got off to school, i had muh shower n a headache da size of texas from nerves...motherlesbianinlaw got there..she brought coffee fer everyone, me included... WTF..she knew like a gremlin i couldn't eat er' drink afta midnight...GRRRR....dat jus blew holes in cheerios..i finally got dat lets get this da furk ova wiff attitude n we left...they took me right in n told da movie star 45 minutes..muh head wuz poundin...da nurse seemed clueless but she kept complimentin muh calvin klein shirt,lol...go figure..so she says lets start...i get da nitrous first...good chit, i wuz feelin very calm...then anotha nurse came n found a "good vein"..LOL...from there its sketchy..lol...i kno dr. furked me up came in n asked me how i wuz, i said fine...i wuz so fine at dis' point i wuzn't sure if he wuz da dr. or ghandi, n i really didn't care, lmao...he shot sumfin in da iv, n next thing i knew i felt drunk n i wuz done..i didn't see him afta dat point, da nurse gave me gauze..gary wuz holdin me up n i wuz outta there...we stopped ta get muh 3 prescriptions,lol...i wuz so sore but soo not there...i think i waited 30 minutes in da truck, not sure but it wuz awhile,lol...got home n da motherlesbianinlaw meets us at da door, no wait i wuz half outta da truck n she says.."how ya feel darlene?"..ummm i felt like i wanted to chainsaw her up in lil pieces at da sheer stupidity of dat question, lmao...but i think i jus rolled muh eyes...i layed down fer alotta dat day..kids were real good, n gary helped out alot...motherlesbianinlaw took all da kids in da afternoon when da boys got home so dat wuz a big help too, plus they needed haircuts...i attempted to watch a movie n muh gh but i wuz real loopy...got on long nuff ta tell a few people i wuz alive...but headed back to da couch..
by friday i wuz more mobile, but still really outta it...i took timmy to school n back home, did a lil cleanin...dat night we hadda go to da mall to activate our new cell phones...this wuz not welcome news cuz i wuz high as a kite,lol...motherlesbianinlaw offered gary her handicapped parkin sign so i wouldn't hafta walk too far,lol...i don't really remember bein there, da guy at da counter prolly thought i wuz queen space cadet,lmao...i do remember admirin da chick behind da counters boobs, she wuz cute too i think...i think,lol...afta dat we did our usual shoppin, n threw on a christmas layaway, anotha one, lol...this makes 3 now cuz santa is neurotic n thinks everything da kids want will be gone,lol..i must say shoppin while high as a kite is fun,lol...i'm talkin ta muhself all ova,lol...people lookin at me like i'm a friggin nutjob,lol...we did dat as fast as possible n got home...i wuz feelin froggy nuff ta try eatin so i managed to slurp up some lo mein..afta two days of jus 2 puddins n a scrambled egg it wuz a blessin...lol...
saturday mornin wuz chris last "away" game..this time tho it wuz only 20 minutes away...this time, instead of jus gary n i...we had muh mom n dad, lisa n da kiwi, da motherlesbianinlaw n 'friend" casey...n muh aunt n uncle (chris' godparents)..full house, lol...n a beautiful mornin unlike da last saturday...even wiff all da support, they lost, lmao..but alls well, 3 more games all "home"...then footballs ova...he says he wants to play again next year, we'll see...afta da game we loafed around at home, i napped da drugs off...then afta da kids went ta bed, da movie stars friends started showin up...he wuz hostin a card game at da house..i made danny stop by da micky d's drive thru to get me a happy meal, i wanted ta gum da fries n try eatin a burger, lmao..so it's me, gary n danny in da livin room waitin on his otha 2 friends rich n robbie...i'm eatin this burger n makin noises...they started makin fun of me really bad n callin me chewbacca..LOL...dannys makin chewbacca noises n mockin me..ARSE!!!...i gave up halfway thru it...lol...then i took more drugs,lol...by da time the others showed up, robbie works fer a pizza joint so he brought more food...i'm tryin ta eat pieces of a ham n cheese sub...i'm zonin...lol..dannys like.."u ok?"..."ohh yeah i'm fine"...lol...then i sit down while they're playin n i'm eatin some banana chips..LOL..i'm tryin ta convince em they're soft,lol...garys crunchin em so loud..dannys like.."sweetie they aren't soft"..LOL..they didn't hurt me so it wuz all good,lol...the dope finally got da best of me n i went ta bed...i can only imagine wut they were sayin,lol...i didn't care,lol...i can only remember bits n pieces actually,lol...
sunday i ate breakfast!!!...woohooo...very very slowly n kinda sideways but i ate...lol...sunday wuz a good day actually, minimal pain...not much to speak of in da excitement factor tho..watched a christmas story fer da umpteenth time this week...timmy walk round sayin.."no turkey sandwiches, no turkey gravy, no turkey soup, it's gone ALL GONE!!!"...LOL...da kid cracks me up...n his new thing is he'll come sit or lay on da couch wiff me n say.."its jus u n me mom"..lol..too cute..got da stuff ready fer da new school week n rejoiced at bedtime...i wuz promised a hot bath but dat promiser fell asleep on me,lol..i settled fer wife swap, lol...luv dat show...make me feel good bout muhself,lol...i took a pill n went ta bed...this is like 11 pm,lol...
now monday wuz timmys first field trip...goin ta pick apples at da apple orchard...cakie n me signed up ta go too..i did not take anything dat mornin cuz i knew i hadda drive...i wuz high as a kite..why hellifiknow but i wuz..it's like an unreal feeling..i took timmy to school then at 9:30 we all got our cars in line n took off..at da place it wuz like i was walkin but it wuz also like feelin an out of body experience...really weird, i wuz spacey...not on a damn thing yet spacey..i got thru da tour...we picked apples...then da kids ate snack at da picnic tables..cakie felt da need to "go pee"..n i caught timmy before he went ta pee on an apple tree..told him no, n set off toward da 3 port o pottys..halfway to da johns i turn to timmy n he has his thing outta his pants already...omg i flipped on him...we get into da john..cakies scared ta death n not havin it...timmy couldn't go now dat we were there...fine, we'll go home...i'm seriously spacin, n start home..realize we left timmys backpack at school so we stopped there n waited fer da teachers to come n unlock it..got da backpack n came home..dat wuz jus yesterday n dats even sketchy..its really weird, i came home,got da kids lunch....i even opened a new 2 liter of soda n da damn thing exploded all ova me, muh hair, muh clothes, da floor n kno wut?..i didn't care!!..DATS NOT LIKE ME,lol..normally i'd be like.."furk furkin furker"... took a pill n i got muh mind back...i made dinner, watched gh, got homework done n did da usual nitely routine...da movie star made good on da hot bath last nite n joined me til he couldn't stand it..total bout 5 minutes,lol...i like it really hot...he can't handle da heat wiffout it wipin him out..lol..i stayed in fer bout an hour then got out n found some food...chatted n got tired...went ta bed n well, lol..i remember dat,lmao...
i haven't had a pill since last night, jus motrin...n i'm gettin dat spacey outta body feelin as i type..dats a cue fer me ta stop or i'll really start ramblin..n omg anotha thing..on these pills (or off em,lol..i can't even tell which is better or worse anymore) i get da drops..i'm droppin everything!!!..i really feel da numbness of da mouth n chin too when i'm off em...i'm not sure i can get used to this feeling but i'm tryin...it really hits n sux when i put on da lipstick n can't feel it...i'm holdin onto hope dat it'll come back but unlikely..i go back to see dr. furked me up tomorrow n we'll see wut he says..one thing afta this experience..i'm not runnin back ta get da otha 2 done anytime in da nearest of near futures... n no i'm not talkin like chewbacca still...lol...ok i'm off to possibly pop a pill..bonnie n clyde are makin a fort n watchin monsters inc...i needa do some laundry catch up too, n get da house in order fer this weekend..no parties er' anything special..well, we're goin ta one but not havin one, factor in football game n practices, n da usual stuff then da movie star has a 2 day class down by nyc he'll be away fer from sun-tues sooo i gots things ta do...i'll be in n out dependin on muh spaciness...lol...see ya'll lata...hopefully i delivered sumfin fer numba 100...well besides da hand cramp,lol..
coopy da loopy
p.s. timmy is now referrin ta cakie as "smootsiepoo"..n she's callin timmy "googlybear"...LOL..
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