rejoice to da heavens above..i luv school,lol...
not quite as good as da few minutes after birth when yer feelin so much relief it's almost as good as an orgasm...yet jus as warm n fuzzy as say..findin out yer mother in law is movin outta state, LOL..(which i should neva dream cuz she jus would not...come on she is movin, but closa ..she works like 30 minutes from her house but dats notta factor, lol..we're 5 minutes away..)...dat about sums up in a lil slice how i feel bout school...half da quiet fer this first week has been heavenly...not to say its been dat quiet tho...bonnie n clyde are at war every hour er' so..lol...timmy starts school this wed....but his speech teacher started last week...whole new timmy she says,lol..he's much clearer...in fact when asked if he wanted to glue his fire hoses to da fire truck he responded to her.."no, i'm retired"...she cracked up n said.."ohhh timmy, i missed u"...da kids a nut, he'll luv school i'm sure, he knows the school and the teachers from when chris went so its not brand new to him, n his speech teacher who iz more like "aunt carrie" (after 2 years) will see him at school twice a week...i think he'll do fine as long as he lays off his.."yer a pain in my ass" kick...not too sure it'd go ova well in church school..LOL..
sooooo..it's 3 days into da school year last friday...alex n chris get off da bus n we come in n un-load da backpacks...ohhh wuts this packet?... i'm sellin yankee candles ..no wait, i take dat back..i'm sellin yankee candles fer 2 kids...holy furk, first fundraiser is afta 3 days of school!!!!...i wuz a lil shocked...jesus mary n st. ralph...lol...damn good thing i need candles..only thing..when i told da movie star i wuz orderin $120 bucks in candles he wuzn't tickled,lmao...but heyyyy its fer da school, good cause, lol...n saves me from havin anotha candle party..he'll deal......i've already hit da motherlesbianinlaw (whose takin a packet ta work, yay), muh mom, n muh aunt up fer candles..i gotta drop a packet off at muh aunts this friday...she said dat would be a good time cuz she could let her friends order since they'll be there fer a pedicure party ..WTF?..a pedicure party???...LOL...i wuz rollin' when i read dat email n called mom...she's like.."*laffin* oh u kno yer aunt..any excuse ta have a party"..."well yeah but..A PEDICURE PARTY?.."..LOL..go furkin figure...weird iffen ya ask me but hey...wuteva gets ya tingly i spose'...
friday night we did our usual shoppin thang...nuttin too excitin..i did get timmy his halloween costume...i'm on top of it this year after da motherlesbianinlaw took it upon herself last year to go ova me n decide wut da kids would be..FURK DAT!!!!...i started askin da kids last week wut they wanted ta be n i gave em til friday,lol...timmy wants to be a "minjin turtle" aka ninja turtle timmy style,lol...cakie wants wut else but barbie ...chris wanted grim reaper "gwim" ta timmy...n alex a mummy.."mommy" iffen ya ask timmy,lol....so at wal-mart friday night they had 1 ninja turtle, da red one even which he wanted...i grabbed it cuz dats da one dat'll be gone...the others would be easy i'm figurin a 4 pack of toilet paper alone would be fine fer alex...(til it wuz brought to muh attention by da motherlesbianinlaw..."wut if it rains?"...ok good point..FURK,lol)..we'll work on dat...cakie has decided she now wants to be cinderella...i'll get dat one this week,lol......we rushed home afta shoppin n i informed da kids they HAD ta go ta bed cuz it wuz da night of TIM n i wanted a peaceful watchin environment, lol...motherlesbianinlaw got da hint n left n in between commercials i got da kids ta bed...da movie star even watched wiff me...impressive huh?..lol...tims droolable...i jus felt i needed ta share dat n omg dat new warren brothers show iz hilarious...i'd luv to meet them...too funny.....afta da tim-extravaganza it wuz off ta bed cuz we had to get out early sat. mornin fer chris' first football game...
come sat. mornin we were runnin late, timmy n alex had almost as much interest in goin as i have interest in goin to a metallica concert..(sorry bro,lol..hurts muh head)...but we headed out..45 minutes later...n one wrong turn, we found da place..we left so early we were early at da field so it twas all good...kids ran around n then chris went wiff his team to do their warm ups,lol..too cute...da movie stars cousins showed up wiff his uncle so dat wuz cool...more people ta entertain timmy,lol...who wuz runnin tree ta tree playin hide n seek,lol...then it wuz gametime...the team they were playin against came out n looked like they knew exactly wut they were doin,lol...ours well..kinda clueless,lol..n i thought this wuz a non-tacklin flag team...our kids were throwin their kids to da ground left n right,lol..dats right dats da neighborhood we're from, lmao...they didn't win but had fun...they'll work on their weak points in practice this week to be ready fer next week, anotha 40 minute away game ..this time tho..since grandma n grandpa live right along da way...da 3 are gettin dropped off wiff them so mom n dad can enjoy da game..LOL..rain n all this sat. prolly grrrr,lol...afta da game we came home n had lunch then hubbys aunt n uncle up from florida visitin came ova...this poor womans breath is terrible, like sumfin died in there,lmao..i'm practically horrified dat one of da kids more than likely timmy will say sumfin, lol...so i send em out ta play, lmaooo...gawd az i read this i KNOW now i'm goin ta hell......lol...but i'll keep on keepin on...afta they left...we jus had dinner n hubby went out to da garage n we watched "home on the range"...chris told da movie star.."i don't wanna watch it, mom only wants ta watch cuz it has a tim song in it"...LOL...he's like..."son, yer mom has issues, but it'll be a cute movie".....n it wuz a cute movie...n yes i did hear it, lol...
mom called sunday mornin n said she'd be by later in da day, she wuzn't goin to da usual mass at church..she wuz goin to a wedding later in da day there to "see wut its like".....i told gary n he's like.."yer moms a whack...does she even kno these people?"...i said.."well...yeah she knows da chicks mom but wuzn't invited"..LMAO..he says.."yer moms a fruitloop"...i couldn't argue...soooo knowin da weddin wuz at 2 i wuz surprised to see her n lisa n da kiwi at muh house at like 2:30...i'm like.."wut happened?"...lisa says..."well i told mom we should leave cuz da baby wuz fussin in church"..ohh muhhh lawddd the 3 of em went...LOL...anyyywho,lol...they stayed awhile, mom ordered candles,lol...we were talkin bout wut the kids were gonna be fer halloween n lisa wuz sittin on da couch wiff timmy n da movie star...so i go down da list of who iz gonna be wut..then when i wuz done, da movie star chimes in "matter-of-factly"..."i'm goin as a lesbian trapped in a mans body"...LOL...lisa started laffin so hard i thought i'd hafta go retrieve her inhaler from her car, lmao...i looked at her n she literally had tears streamin down her face...i'm like.."ya should kno wiff him he'll say sumfin funny"...she's tryin ta talk thru laffin.."but it wuz how he said it"...LOL..mom got a chuckle outta it too but not like lisa, lol...muh hubbys not right,lol...sunday night wuz jus alotta gettin ready fer school...then i came ova here ta chat fer a few...so i'm sittin here..n i sneezed...but when i sneezed i blew da headset off muh head, lmao....i normally hold muh sneezes in n da movie star bitches n says one day muh heads gonna burst, lol...so he chimes in.."i told ya one day u were gonna blow yer head off"...i replyed.."oh don't u wish?"..LOL...n he pipes back.."well-YEAH"..lmao furker i tell ya...lol...
yesterday when i got da kids off da bus, chris looked less than thrilled, unlike him cuz he usually gets off da bus n runs to me whereas alex bein da slowest boy in da world (so slow da earths axis needs ta turn backwards ta keep up) we gotta wait fer....so chris has his head down, i'm like.."ok wuts up?"...he finally told me theres a bully on da bus...alex says he's kiddin wiff chris but chris says differently...i'm lookin into it, i don't wanna hafta kick no 4th grade 9 year old arse,lol...
n last night wuz orientation at timmys school...now he goes to a lil church school, it's literally a church n a lil classroom attatched...i mingled wiff da teachers n gary went into da church (where da meetin wuz bein held) n sat down..then i joined him...he hasta make fun of everything, lol...da fake flowers, da altar dat is on 4 pieces of 4x4 wood, unstained even ta match da altar,lol...i sat down n started playin wiff da pencils n collection envelopes...i'm like.."hmm no erasers, betta get da price right da first time"..lol....he's lookin at da 6 hymn books n sayin.."ya think they do alotta singin in here?"..goofball...n i'm commentin on all da paper n pencils..he says.."it's fer quick draw..the numbers pop up on that cross up there.."..omg i wuz dyin...then a lady sneezed, n like 15 people said bless u to her...n gary looks at me n says.."don't ya think when u say.."bless u" in church..that yer oversteppin yer bounds?.."...omg he is not right, lmao....all in all da meetin wuz good..i've been thru it before wiff chris so i felt comfortable..they do alotta field trips n i could neva go, this time around i can so woohoo...omg yesterday mornin before school chris cornered me n asked me if i'll still be goin to school on tuesdays..i'm like.."well hunny u aren't in kindergarten anymore"..his reply.."but i still have centers".....plz plz dear lawd, not centers...i'll stop pickin on people...ok i won't but..i'll try bein nicer when i pick..LOL...
really nuttin much to speak of goin on this week or even weekend..cept' fer chris' game saturday...timmy will be in school..maybe cakie n i will go shoppin, we will see...but fer now, i'm off to do some more of da neva-endin process i refer to as..laundry...then stick around n await da UPS man..been trackin muh tix n they're scheduled fer delivery t'day woohooooo...ttyall' lata...
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sooooo..it's 3 days into da school year last friday...alex n chris get off da bus n we come in n un-load da backpacks...ohhh wuts this packet?... i'm sellin yankee candles ..no wait, i take dat back..i'm sellin yankee candles fer 2 kids...holy furk, first fundraiser is afta 3 days of school!!!!...i wuz a lil shocked...jesus mary n st. ralph...lol...damn good thing i need candles..only thing..when i told da movie star i wuz orderin $120 bucks in candles he wuzn't tickled,lmao...but heyyyy its fer da school, good cause, lol...n saves me from havin anotha candle party..he'll deal......i've already hit da motherlesbianinlaw (whose takin a packet ta work, yay), muh mom, n muh aunt up fer candles..i gotta drop a packet off at muh aunts this friday...she said dat would be a good time cuz she could let her friends order since they'll be there fer a pedicure party ..WTF?..a pedicure party???...LOL...i wuz rollin' when i read dat email n called mom...she's like.."*laffin* oh u kno yer aunt..any excuse ta have a party"..."well yeah but..A PEDICURE PARTY?.."..LOL..go furkin figure...weird iffen ya ask me but hey...wuteva gets ya tingly i spose'...
friday night we did our usual shoppin thang...nuttin too excitin..i did get timmy his halloween costume...i'm on top of it this year after da motherlesbianinlaw took it upon herself last year to go ova me n decide wut da kids would be..FURK DAT!!!!...i started askin da kids last week wut they wanted ta be n i gave em til friday,lol...timmy wants to be a "minjin turtle" aka ninja turtle timmy style,lol...cakie wants wut else but barbie ...chris wanted grim reaper "gwim" ta timmy...n alex a mummy.."mommy" iffen ya ask timmy,lol....so at wal-mart friday night they had 1 ninja turtle, da red one even which he wanted...i grabbed it cuz dats da one dat'll be gone...the others would be easy i'm figurin a 4 pack of toilet paper alone would be fine fer alex...(til it wuz brought to muh attention by da motherlesbianinlaw..."wut if it rains?"...ok good point..FURK,lol)..we'll work on dat...cakie has decided she now wants to be cinderella...i'll get dat one this week,lol......we rushed home afta shoppin n i informed da kids they HAD ta go ta bed cuz it wuz da night of TIM n i wanted a peaceful watchin environment, lol...motherlesbianinlaw got da hint n left n in between commercials i got da kids ta bed...da movie star even watched wiff me...impressive huh?..lol...tims droolable...i jus felt i needed ta share dat n omg dat new warren brothers show iz hilarious...i'd luv to meet them...too funny.....afta da tim-extravaganza it wuz off ta bed cuz we had to get out early sat. mornin fer chris' first football game...
come sat. mornin we were runnin late, timmy n alex had almost as much interest in goin as i have interest in goin to a metallica concert..(sorry bro,lol..hurts muh head)...but we headed out..45 minutes later...n one wrong turn, we found da place..we left so early we were early at da field so it twas all good...kids ran around n then chris went wiff his team to do their warm ups,lol..too cute...da movie stars cousins showed up wiff his uncle so dat wuz cool...more people ta entertain timmy,lol...who wuz runnin tree ta tree playin hide n seek,lol...then it wuz gametime...the team they were playin against came out n looked like they knew exactly wut they were doin,lol...ours well..kinda clueless,lol..n i thought this wuz a non-tacklin flag team...our kids were throwin their kids to da ground left n right,lol..dats right dats da neighborhood we're from, lmao...they didn't win but had fun...they'll work on their weak points in practice this week to be ready fer next week, anotha 40 minute away game ..this time tho..since grandma n grandpa live right along da way...da 3 are gettin dropped off wiff them so mom n dad can enjoy da game..LOL..rain n all this sat. prolly grrrr,lol...afta da game we came home n had lunch then hubbys aunt n uncle up from florida visitin came ova...this poor womans breath is terrible, like sumfin died in there,lmao..i'm practically horrified dat one of da kids more than likely timmy will say sumfin, lol...so i send em out ta play, lmaooo...gawd az i read this i KNOW now i'm goin ta hell......lol...but i'll keep on keepin on...afta they left...we jus had dinner n hubby went out to da garage n we watched "home on the range"...chris told da movie star.."i don't wanna watch it, mom only wants ta watch cuz it has a tim song in it"...LOL...he's like..."son, yer mom has issues, but it'll be a cute movie".....n it wuz a cute movie...n yes i did hear it, lol...
mom called sunday mornin n said she'd be by later in da day, she wuzn't goin to da usual mass at church..she wuz goin to a wedding later in da day there to "see wut its like".....i told gary n he's like.."yer moms a whack...does she even kno these people?"...i said.."well...yeah she knows da chicks mom but wuzn't invited"..LMAO..he says.."yer moms a fruitloop"...i couldn't argue...soooo knowin da weddin wuz at 2 i wuz surprised to see her n lisa n da kiwi at muh house at like 2:30...i'm like.."wut happened?"...lisa says..."well i told mom we should leave cuz da baby wuz fussin in church"..ohh muhhh lawddd the 3 of em went...LOL...anyyywho,lol...they stayed awhile, mom ordered candles,lol...we were talkin bout wut the kids were gonna be fer halloween n lisa wuz sittin on da couch wiff timmy n da movie star...so i go down da list of who iz gonna be wut..then when i wuz done, da movie star chimes in "matter-of-factly"..."i'm goin as a lesbian trapped in a mans body"...LOL...lisa started laffin so hard i thought i'd hafta go retrieve her inhaler from her car, lmao...i looked at her n she literally had tears streamin down her face...i'm like.."ya should kno wiff him he'll say sumfin funny"...she's tryin ta talk thru laffin.."but it wuz how he said it"...LOL..mom got a chuckle outta it too but not like lisa, lol...muh hubbys not right,lol...sunday night wuz jus alotta gettin ready fer school...then i came ova here ta chat fer a few...so i'm sittin here..n i sneezed...but when i sneezed i blew da headset off muh head, lmao....i normally hold muh sneezes in n da movie star bitches n says one day muh heads gonna burst, lol...so he chimes in.."i told ya one day u were gonna blow yer head off"...i replyed.."oh don't u wish?"..LOL...n he pipes back.."well-YEAH"..lmao furker i tell ya...lol...
yesterday when i got da kids off da bus, chris looked less than thrilled, unlike him cuz he usually gets off da bus n runs to me whereas alex bein da slowest boy in da world (so slow da earths axis needs ta turn backwards ta keep up) we gotta wait fer....so chris has his head down, i'm like.."ok wuts up?"...he finally told me theres a bully on da bus...alex says he's kiddin wiff chris but chris says differently...i'm lookin into it, i don't wanna hafta kick no 4th grade 9 year old arse,lol...
n last night wuz orientation at timmys school...now he goes to a lil church school, it's literally a church n a lil classroom attatched...i mingled wiff da teachers n gary went into da church (where da meetin wuz bein held) n sat down..then i joined him...he hasta make fun of everything, lol...da fake flowers, da altar dat is on 4 pieces of 4x4 wood, unstained even ta match da altar,lol...i sat down n started playin wiff da pencils n collection envelopes...i'm like.."hmm no erasers, betta get da price right da first time"..lol....he's lookin at da 6 hymn books n sayin.."ya think they do alotta singin in here?"..goofball...n i'm commentin on all da paper n pencils..he says.."it's fer quick draw..the numbers pop up on that cross up there.."..omg i wuz dyin...then a lady sneezed, n like 15 people said bless u to her...n gary looks at me n says.."don't ya think when u say.."bless u" in church..that yer oversteppin yer bounds?.."...omg he is not right, lmao....all in all da meetin wuz good..i've been thru it before wiff chris so i felt comfortable..they do alotta field trips n i could neva go, this time around i can so woohoo...omg yesterday mornin before school chris cornered me n asked me if i'll still be goin to school on tuesdays..i'm like.."well hunny u aren't in kindergarten anymore"..his reply.."but i still have centers".....plz plz dear lawd, not centers...i'll stop pickin on people...ok i won't but..i'll try bein nicer when i pick..LOL...
really nuttin much to speak of goin on this week or even weekend..cept' fer chris' game saturday...timmy will be in school..maybe cakie n i will go shoppin, we will see...but fer now, i'm off to do some more of da neva-endin process i refer to as..laundry...then stick around n await da UPS man..been trackin muh tix n they're scheduled fer delivery t'day woohooooo...ttyall' lata...
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