Monday, April 28, 2003

just another weekly post...

what can i say?...another day another diaper...too many freaks not enough circus...ok that sums up my life at home and in chat.... of course the regs aren't the freaks i'm referring to... or are they?...ok ok some of ya really are freaky fuckers but i luvs ya even still...

well i'm back to taxi'in...i told 3.6 man to cyber slap me if i ever complained about drivin...last week was hell for me with all of them home!...my god and don't ya know it it rains like most of the week so they are all bouncin off the walls and runnin around screamin.... i got the joy of taking katie to the doctors wednesday for an ear infection, amazes me how one minute she was all giddy and goofy like normal...lol and the next she was laid out on the couch screamin...grrr...but she's back to giddy and goofy now and yes still pms'in...i'm gonna start a company i tell ya...BABY BITCH PILLS!!!!....i know theres others out there that will buy,lol...i'm not alone here dammit!!!. i do need to report that since timmy had a cold i took him in when i took cakie in and i made em look in his ears...crystal clear they said..looks like the tubes are workin (for now...lol, i still have my doubts).

lemme see here...well right now 31 is a morgue...so where ya hidin?...dammit get yer asses in here!!...lol..coopy has spoken (ok just ignore me now,lol)..

uh woohoo i'm gettin a new pool,lol...like brand new, all hubby had to do was mention his disgust in the one he just bought and dad says i'll buy ya a new one,lol..gotta luv bein a daddys girl...lol. hell who am i foolin he just wants the grandkids happy, it'll keep all of us from going to there house and taking up shop,lol

not much else going on in my life...lots of spring cleanin and crap like that, organizing is a pain in the ass...i'm gettin ready for the lil princess' birthday party in a couple weeks and a candle party too...if yall need candles look me up,lol...but other than that..you know me chattin it up in da free time...trying to rope 3.6 down for at least 5 minutes when he isn't sleepin his life away,lol....oh and if ya see a coopysmyrolemodel bouncin in and out of da room....thats just my goofy lil sister, thinkin she's gonna become a thorn in my butt,lol ...she's bootable tho.....

ok all its gonna be 81 here today, so i'm off to change over the seasonal clothes (watch tomorrow it'll be 40 )...i think i may get some color on this ghostly white skin too....hugzzz all, play nice together in da playground and stay freaky!...see ya in the room, or in muh box,lol...

coopy

Monday, April 21, 2003

coopy mail

well howdy folks...i hope everyone had a happy easter...all went well here with my 14 people, little mess after so that was always good, and miss midol just looked too cute in purty pink easter dress with her lil ruffly pink tights and her high heels (which she just sprinted around inside and out like she had been on em for years,lol). i waited forever to have a lil girl to dress up and i just loved every minute of it yesterday..

before i get too far into my ramblin i must say...my big bro is da best, not just cuz he told me to post sumptin lol, but cuz he just is...i won't tell no one he's eatin da kids easter candy ...no really bro yer just awesome especially cuz yer there when i need to vent...and hell with my mood swings lately anyone who can handle me deserves a gold star..

ah i must tell ya bout da pool situation.....apparently when they took it down the freakin bottom was rotted out...grrr sooooooo it looks like we are piecing the rails and supports along with the liner of the new one to the bottom and the walls of the old one...sounds like too much work, i just said phuck it let me call dad he'll buy us a new one....he replyed, next year....i guess since he payed for this new one he might as well use it, go figure....even still i bought my new bathing suit

hmmm lets see...my kids are still as crazy as ever, they are back on a popcorn kick..it seems all fine and dandy they sit and eat it and are quiet...then suddenly and without warning...and i know its midols doing,lol....a popcorn fight starts...popcorn everywhere and by the time i look over its way too late its everywhere...i know i know don't give em popcorn....lol, but i can't say no its better than having them covered in chocolate 10 minutes before bed...oh and those cream filled lil debbie snack cakes... omg you don't even wanna know what they do with those..... so i may bitch bout the popcorn but its ok i spose...

whats up with 31 not being on da list?...pisses me off but i've just been taggin alot of ass.....opal, my dear sweet lil opal, iz ya back yet?....i miss ya gf...

oh and one last thing before i'm off to scream at kids (its spring break this week, no taxi'in yay, but all 4 kids home boo ).....i'm still workin on dat mission bro, its being stubborn but i can be worse...i'm not giving up just yet...lol.

ok off to chase the ankle biters and clean up a lil bit...have a good week all and i'll see ya in the room if we can all find it,lol...



Monday, April 14, 2003

just another day in paradise...

ah tis not quite that bad..lol.

lets see we have another pool!!! woohoo, well we don't have it yet but we are replacing it with the same size pool, a huge deck and one of them there automatic vacumn thingies all for 300 bucks...not too shabby, tis used but hey for 300 bucks if it falls next year it'll still be worth it, then i can ask daddy for a new one,lol

my damn kids....timmy i swear is the next friggin van gogh (no clue if i spelled that right and not really carin either)...that darn boy had me last week..(opal i swear i can see ya rollin over with laughter..., oh yeah when you get back of course, hell by then i may be in the psych ward).timmy took it upon himself to grab the baby powder which was 3/4 full and dump it throughout my house...like he hit all the floors of the house minus my bedroom downstairs which thankfully i keep locked...i was so pissed omg..i used that damn swiffer wet-jet til i was blue er' white in da face...i just kept tellin myself.."calm down...he will outgrow this"...ok parents of older hellions PLEASE do not ruin this for me ...and after it was all cleaned up...yesterday i wake up, come upstairs..wouldn't ya know it GREEN marker all over my walls in my dining room....i f'kin hate the color green so much , lol...i went around and threw out every marker i could find..and destroyed all the green crayons,lol....i was on a mission!...as for the other 3, well looks like we're gonna have a cold running through here just in time for easter, yay...ms midol is bitchy as ever......for real i love my lil girl to death but maybe another boy wouldn't have been so bad after all,lol.

easter...holy geez i have nothing bought yet, not even for dinner which again i was told i was having at my house...not too bad though....only 14 people plus my kids this time ...i'll be cleaning most of the week so you'll most likely only see me at night...but ya know i keep this damn thing on all day so you'll still be able to get me ..

um...only other thing i can contribute at this time is that my ears finally stopped bleeding after saturday night...LMFAO a few of you will understand ..omg everytime i think about it i lose all composure...but i won't go into detail .

anywho i'm gonna scoot...we finally have a few summerlike days, i'm gonna pop in the room for a few then use the nice weather to motivate me into the turbo cleanin freak that i am .

luvs & stuff
coopy

Monday, April 07, 2003

YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!

well alrighty then...i almost forgot to do this...i'm just sittin here listenin to "da man"...wow i am in serious withdrawl, it was a week ago and i swear i miss that man,lol...that faith bitch is one lucky lady j/k ...i only wish i could come up with the money to fly to another show,lol...i'm crazy enough and he is so worth it, if you ever have the chance to see him do it...its not ALL about his uhhhh package,lol....he's a great performer too. and a lil fyi...he is performing tonight on da flameworthy awards on cmt.... i'll be watchin....lol

bull you big goof where are ya hiding, i see ya like 10 minutes a week...get yer arse back home to 31...

bro...i will do the mother of all surveys i swear....but til i get that mission accomplished i just can't yet...

for those of you that i haven't seen yet...i did the unthinkable...i went back to da natural color over da weekend...i'm not liking it at all but i'm keeping it for a bit to see if it grows on me,lol...i'm doubtful however,lol....12 years of yellow kinda cloud the judgement....

and yes i have warped into da stressed out mommy once again...been awhile i know, i transferred it over to da twisted angel account so you guys wouldn't hate me too much,lol....it just fits me all too well.. last week timmy decided to drench himself in green food coloring,lol...i was near tears that shit doesn't come off...and being coopy the brilliant i figured hey windex took it off the floor i'll spray windex on him to get it off....lol....he smelled kinda orangy and clean but he was still green...damn kid...it finally wore off tho, but try explaining that to EVERYONE who asked.....this mornin i have like 5 minutes to get chris to school...i have ONE yes i said ONE shoe...friggin kids..i got stuck wearin my black shit kicker boots that are too big on me, i'm tellin ya i was a real fashion plate with my grey sweats...grrrrrr. and holy freakin god...if ya were wonderin why coopy wasn't online much well ya see ms. mother nature thinkin she's all funny and shit decided to play an april fools joke on us here around my part of ny...freakin ice storm!!..like 4 inches of ice in two days...lines down everywhere, poor coopy lost power so many times...you try entertaining 4 freakin kids in da candlelight ...come saturday we get power back...i sit down with mr coop to watch one of them there chick flicks on lifetime,lol.....i needed him to watch with me cuz i tend to get lost sometimes ...and he had to get a car done in da garage, i said no stay until the movies over it'll be ok...well grrrrr movies over at 3 pm...i'll be damned if at 2:49....right before ya find out who did what and what freakin happens THE FREAKIN POWER GOES OUT ....i was LIVID...he laughed at me then decided he'd go out to da garage,lol....i'm still so pissed i never found out how that ended.....see why i'm stressed???....and guess what?...they're calling for 4 inches of snow tonight...um CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!!!....lol.

ok i have just rambled on far too long...midol is sleeping and looking over at timmy just now i see not only is he asleep too but there is green crayon all over my window ...i swear i'm gonna commit myself...ok i'm off to de-graffiti (is that a word?...if not it sure is now) and try getting some other stuff done before that 3.6 comes online...

luvs and stuff,

coopy

and peachie it'll be in da mail one day this week hun...i will use my powers of pursuation to get his ass moving...




Tuesday, April 01, 2003

ok..i survived last night...

ouch...ok after all the pills i took last night and this mornin i should lose da migraine soon...anywho...wow wow wow...it was an incredible night...we left here fairly early so we could get a spot in the parkin garage and another good t-shirt deal from the crackheads...2 for 25 man...lmao..then we went in and found our seats...right in front of this drunk heckler, lol...he was a very good lookin drunk heckler though i must say,lol..

ok...so da lights go down theres the get ya pumped up music playin..band comes out..then...god himself comes onstage, walks down the catwalk and starts singin...my eyes were glued on that beautiful man,lol..he was wearing the tightest bluejeans and a pink (prolly the only man that can pull off pink) shirt with at LEAST 4 buttons undone...holy god...i was excited,lol...not in dat sense,lol...he spent much of the 2 1/2 hour show on our side of the stage...few times he was right there in front of me, i swear i made eye contact one time but who knows...omg he is gorgeous!!!!! highlights of the show were him singing real good man kinda doing the "hip thing"...da chickies know what i mean,lol in a recliner... bad bad adulterous thoughts coopy was havin...and for the final encore he had a slideshow on the screens of his three daughters and him and faith, too cool...then he appeared in the back of the arena singin tiny dancer and made his way through the crowd to the front...at that time he was wearin a white tank top..DROOL!!!...lol...all in all it was a killer concert as ever...i look forward to the next time he comes to town...never enough tim...i went home with a pounding migraine cuz we sat right under all the speakers and my neck hurt like hell cuz i had to look sideways to see the screen over my head...ouch..but oh so well worth it...every minute!!

next concert i'll be hittin is countryfest...kk folks i'll give ya da info...july 12th...lonestar, charlie daniels band, sara evans, mark wills, and steve azar...not too shabby...if anyone at all is interested just look me up (and down whatever floats yer boat,lol) it's an awesome time just 25 dollars gets ya in and ya just drink yerself into oblivion, see all the eye candy ya can handle and of course see a good show,lol...

here on da homefront...not too much going on...last week my 6 year old decided to graduate to belching status..man oh man..he also when asked what he wanted to order for food one night..said how bout a pizza with a chicken sub on the side for added flavor...eish too much food tv. i'm thinkin,lol...my 5 year old remarked to my hubby on another night that he wanted me to be naked so my hubby could slap my butt as he called it...i was like OMG...where the hell did he get that from?...skeery but then again there is a porno loaded in my vcr downstairs,lol...man i'm tellin ya...damn kids....lol...and lastly when i got home last night i was informed that my oldest lost his 2 front teeth...dats bout it from ny..where it snowed again last night dammit, i thought this shit was over...

ok i rambled on far to long and i need to tend to miss midol, what a witch i tell ya,lol...jus like mommy ....lol...i feel bad i haven't asked anyone how they are....how are ya?..ok i gotta go,lol....i will see ya guys in da room tho......oh blame it on the tim high...lol...luvs ya guys...

coopy