gotta love tuesdays...
no really, ya don't gotta...cuz i sure as shit dread em these days...good lawd spawn class on top of havin a head cold along with timmy n cakie..imma snot filled mess personally..not that ya wanted er' needed to hear dat but hey wut da furk...lol...
freakin spawn class today, man oh man i dread it...this week i was actually really scared, ya see...chris came home friday n exclaimed that his teacher put them in new groups (being the 2nd part of the year n all ) then goes on to name the kids in his group, the group i am in charge of for learning centers...adrianna (girl spawn that i near wring her neck)...jacob (cutie pie), chris (wut can i say, perfect child ), morgan (another cutie..til today,lol....read on)...and DAMIAN ...that was my reaction i swear to god above, this child is pure evil...mean as hell to the other kids, not attentive, kinda makes adrianna look like the snuggle bear ...it was rough,lol...n it started on such a bad note, not 2 minutes in the door n timmys coat off, his teacher asks me to take morgan out to the playground because she left her mittens on the picnic table..sure whatever no prob, gets timmy bundled up who doesn't wanna part from the toys...we go down the hall n out the door...after lookin around for like 5 minutes n me becoming a frozen popscicle not to mention having to pry timmy away from the slide...we start back...get to da door...once yer out da doors lock ...furk me...so here i am, timmy n cakie in tow n morgan walkin all da way around to da main entrance ...we get back in and get situated, get to the table n i was in da math center, played cashier so they could understand quarter recognition ...went smoothly, damian finished before adrianna interestingly enough...but my colds been kickin muh ass, so after finding timmy in the girls bathroom, n gettin cakie from the circle rug where they were reading some strawberry shortcake book, i was gettin da hell outta dodge......ahhh til next week ...
so muh best friend calls me last week, finally this furkin wedding is gettin close, and tells me we're gettin our gowns fitted the first week of april, no prob, n i need shoes...no prob...then after i hang up with her friday her mother in law to be calls n tells me she's sorry she forgot about me but they were gettin together friday night to discuss the bridal shower...ummm hello?..i need more notice, n being a friday night i was out...told her i got the date locked n to call me with details n iffen they need anything,lol...dat night da movie star n i went out to get the shoes..these furkin things......ok on display non dyeable shoes are $20 iffen ya gotta get dyeables ya gotta order, wait 14 days, n pay $40...wut da furk?..lol...this is crazy all for half a days wear,lol...but i got em...LOL...then as we're headin home, doesn't gary say..i wanna stop here...um ok...we're in an appliance store...25 minutes later...an air conditioner, side by side refrigerator, a stove and an over the stove microwave on layaway...2 grand in 25 minutes on a whim,lol...i told him to shup next time i go on a spendin spree,lol...we need this stuff tho, we're updatin da house n shit...still tho, geez,lol...oh man then at da grocery store, after stockin up on muh jelly beans,lol...those furkers only give me like 4 caramel apple ones n they're muh favorite) we're at da checkout n this lil cashier chick was talkin, to no one in particular, just talkin, n i mean talkin loud too...she's goin on n on bout how she's been havin dreams about a few of the guys she works with, n she's name droppin,lol...the bagger kid just kinda laughed, i'm sure he wasn't one of em ...but he's like...so yer sayin you've been havin dreams about being with a bunch of guys?...she's like no, they were all different dreams n i had a dream bout (dontrememberdachicksname) too...so da movie star n i get out to da parkin lot, n me bein me i say...so basicly what we learned tonight was that the cashier wants to furk alotta her coworkers n has bisexual tendencies....
ok so saturday we're all gettin ready for muh aunts "cabin fever" party (we were so wearin sweats,lol)...i wanted timmy n cakie to nap so i sent alex n chris to go play, n i layed down with timmy all curled up with him on da loveseat, n gary was on da couch with cakie him watchin some 007 movie.....those 2 were knocked out so i drifted to nap nap land too...then da doorbell rang...was da mailperson deliverin a box, i'm like woohoo its muh lotions....da movie star takes it in da kitchen n opens it, i'm like there should be 4 different scents..ok now picture this will ya..i'm layin down with my arms around timmy looking at da movie star through the window between our livin room n kitchen...he opens da box...ya ready?...lol..."so ya ordered da televibe huh?"...my reaction ...i said um no..."well someone has ordered it n sent it to ya"...w/ slight ..LOL...i'm like you're furkin kiddin me...he's like "yeah i am its your shoes ya ordered...u fuckin asshole i said, LMAO...liked dat one huh?..furk u too....lol...
the party..well wut can i say?...my aunt was the only one wearin shorts,lol..which was good...food n drinks were flowin, i had a cpl strawberry concoctions then i hadda switch er' i'd be knocked on muh ass,lol..my aunts brother i swear to god stood over all the old women in the kitchen just refilling their drinks, pretty soon these 4 old ladies are tanked..my grandmother who usually sits in the corner with her winter coat on is even asking for more whipped cream for her drink..., they ended up givin her the can,lol...as for excitement well...i'm not gonna go into too much detail here but my sister lisa started rantin bout mangos parents being to blame for his actions n blah blah blah to my uncle (who is a cop n detective n knows the story), my uncle listens attentively, then turns to her n starts lettin her have it, i mean brutal truths n statistics...very sternly, n lisas defendin mango all da way, i could see lisa weelin up n i called my aunt out who told my uncle to cool it, lisa put her shoes on called him an asshole n was walkin out...my aunt went after her n calmed her down, pretty soon she was back n all was calm, they avoided each other for awhile n he apologized later...now i am not gonna say he was wrong, she is in a dream world n the guys a piece of crap but, i gotta support her, i do believe she needs to hear those hard truths but..n i stress but...her bein that pregnant was crossin a line......so it was tense for awhile...then all of a sudden i hear immense laughter from the kitchen, n i see timmy climb up in the chair next to gram with no shirt on..then my aunts brothers wife karen comes out to the livin room to tell us she was in da bathroom and timmy (being the bathroom king he is) barged in on her, grabbed her chest n said "i need one of these" ...ok now i'm assuming he meant shirt...i swear he does not do that to me,lol...ok ok theres nuffin there anyway but, da fact he didn't have a shirt on i'm assumin thats what he meant..lmao...anywho, it was quite a hit with not only karen but the whole damn houseful who were laffin off their asses, we left before charades tho...DAMN...but we had to get alex n chris to motherlesbianinlaws cuz they were sleepin over.....
sunday was kinda laid back...laundry, mom stopped by after church to go pee (gary n i both waitin for her to start rantin bout lisa n uncle rick) but she never mentioned it thank god...then we went over to a friends house to visit...then home to get the kids ready for school, god i love school,lol....not a whole lot goin on this week, a follow up for chris' ear infection...n dinner at mom n dads saturday are all i have to look forward to, oh n grocery shoppin friday night,lol...lets hope da movie star doesn't have any other spur of the moment shoppin binges,lol..n i'm bad?...kk dats all folks...til next week...
coopy
big hugzzz n smoocheroos to ya gf, i know yer havin some hard times i'm always here fer ya...i'll keep muh chin up iffen you do too..
freakin spawn class today, man oh man i dread it...this week i was actually really scared, ya see...chris came home friday n exclaimed that his teacher put them in new groups (being the 2nd part of the year n all ) then goes on to name the kids in his group, the group i am in charge of for learning centers...adrianna (girl spawn that i near wring her neck)...jacob (cutie pie), chris (wut can i say, perfect child ), morgan (another cutie..til today,lol....read on)...and DAMIAN ...that was my reaction i swear to god above, this child is pure evil...mean as hell to the other kids, not attentive, kinda makes adrianna look like the snuggle bear ...it was rough,lol...n it started on such a bad note, not 2 minutes in the door n timmys coat off, his teacher asks me to take morgan out to the playground because she left her mittens on the picnic table..sure whatever no prob, gets timmy bundled up who doesn't wanna part from the toys...we go down the hall n out the door...after lookin around for like 5 minutes n me becoming a frozen popscicle not to mention having to pry timmy away from the slide...we start back...get to da door...once yer out da doors lock ...furk me...so here i am, timmy n cakie in tow n morgan walkin all da way around to da main entrance ...we get back in and get situated, get to the table n i was in da math center, played cashier so they could understand quarter recognition ...went smoothly, damian finished before adrianna interestingly enough...but my colds been kickin muh ass, so after finding timmy in the girls bathroom, n gettin cakie from the circle rug where they were reading some strawberry shortcake book, i was gettin da hell outta dodge......ahhh til next week ...
so muh best friend calls me last week, finally this furkin wedding is gettin close, and tells me we're gettin our gowns fitted the first week of april, no prob, n i need shoes...no prob...then after i hang up with her friday her mother in law to be calls n tells me she's sorry she forgot about me but they were gettin together friday night to discuss the bridal shower...ummm hello?..i need more notice, n being a friday night i was out...told her i got the date locked n to call me with details n iffen they need anything,lol...dat night da movie star n i went out to get the shoes..these furkin things......ok on display non dyeable shoes are $20 iffen ya gotta get dyeables ya gotta order, wait 14 days, n pay $40...wut da furk?..lol...this is crazy all for half a days wear,lol...but i got em...LOL...then as we're headin home, doesn't gary say..i wanna stop here...um ok...we're in an appliance store...25 minutes later...an air conditioner, side by side refrigerator, a stove and an over the stove microwave on layaway...2 grand in 25 minutes on a whim,lol...i told him to shup next time i go on a spendin spree,lol...we need this stuff tho, we're updatin da house n shit...still tho, geez,lol...oh man then at da grocery store, after stockin up on muh jelly beans,lol...those furkers only give me like 4 caramel apple ones n they're muh favorite) we're at da checkout n this lil cashier chick was talkin, to no one in particular, just talkin, n i mean talkin loud too...she's goin on n on bout how she's been havin dreams about a few of the guys she works with, n she's name droppin,lol...the bagger kid just kinda laughed, i'm sure he wasn't one of em ...but he's like...so yer sayin you've been havin dreams about being with a bunch of guys?...she's like no, they were all different dreams n i had a dream bout (dontrememberdachicksname) too...so da movie star n i get out to da parkin lot, n me bein me i say...so basicly what we learned tonight was that the cashier wants to furk alotta her coworkers n has bisexual tendencies....
ok so saturday we're all gettin ready for muh aunts "cabin fever" party (we were so wearin sweats,lol)...i wanted timmy n cakie to nap so i sent alex n chris to go play, n i layed down with timmy all curled up with him on da loveseat, n gary was on da couch with cakie him watchin some 007 movie.....those 2 were knocked out so i drifted to nap nap land too...then da doorbell rang...was da mailperson deliverin a box, i'm like woohoo its muh lotions....da movie star takes it in da kitchen n opens it, i'm like there should be 4 different scents..ok now picture this will ya..i'm layin down with my arms around timmy looking at da movie star through the window between our livin room n kitchen...he opens da box...ya ready?...lol..."so ya ordered da televibe huh?"...my reaction ...i said um no..."well someone has ordered it n sent it to ya"...w/ slight ..LOL...i'm like you're furkin kiddin me...he's like "yeah i am its your shoes ya ordered...u fuckin asshole i said, LMAO...liked dat one huh?..furk u too....lol...
the party..well wut can i say?...my aunt was the only one wearin shorts,lol..which was good...food n drinks were flowin, i had a cpl strawberry concoctions then i hadda switch er' i'd be knocked on muh ass,lol..my aunts brother i swear to god stood over all the old women in the kitchen just refilling their drinks, pretty soon these 4 old ladies are tanked..my grandmother who usually sits in the corner with her winter coat on is even asking for more whipped cream for her drink..., they ended up givin her the can,lol...as for excitement well...i'm not gonna go into too much detail here but my sister lisa started rantin bout mangos parents being to blame for his actions n blah blah blah to my uncle (who is a cop n detective n knows the story), my uncle listens attentively, then turns to her n starts lettin her have it, i mean brutal truths n statistics...very sternly, n lisas defendin mango all da way, i could see lisa weelin up n i called my aunt out who told my uncle to cool it, lisa put her shoes on called him an asshole n was walkin out...my aunt went after her n calmed her down, pretty soon she was back n all was calm, they avoided each other for awhile n he apologized later...now i am not gonna say he was wrong, she is in a dream world n the guys a piece of crap but, i gotta support her, i do believe she needs to hear those hard truths but..n i stress but...her bein that pregnant was crossin a line......so it was tense for awhile...then all of a sudden i hear immense laughter from the kitchen, n i see timmy climb up in the chair next to gram with no shirt on..then my aunts brothers wife karen comes out to the livin room to tell us she was in da bathroom and timmy (being the bathroom king he is) barged in on her, grabbed her chest n said "i need one of these" ...ok now i'm assuming he meant shirt...i swear he does not do that to me,lol...ok ok theres nuffin there anyway but, da fact he didn't have a shirt on i'm assumin thats what he meant..lmao...anywho, it was quite a hit with not only karen but the whole damn houseful who were laffin off their asses, we left before charades tho...DAMN...but we had to get alex n chris to motherlesbianinlaws cuz they were sleepin over.....
sunday was kinda laid back...laundry, mom stopped by after church to go pee (gary n i both waitin for her to start rantin bout lisa n uncle rick) but she never mentioned it thank god...then we went over to a friends house to visit...then home to get the kids ready for school, god i love school,lol....not a whole lot goin on this week, a follow up for chris' ear infection...n dinner at mom n dads saturday are all i have to look forward to, oh n grocery shoppin friday night,lol...lets hope da movie star doesn't have any other spur of the moment shoppin binges,lol..n i'm bad?...kk dats all folks...til next week...
coopy
big hugzzz n smoocheroos to ya gf, i know yer havin some hard times i'm always here fer ya...i'll keep muh chin up iffen you do too..
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