from da snowbanks of upstate NY...
ok, i don't get it..yesterday it was 45 degrees (near shorts weather )sunny, wiff a lite breeze, was awesome n put me in such a good mood seein da sunlight...FURK...kk fast forward to today (n of furkin course..the shit has to start after my spawn class commitment ) holy canoli i was drivin home after spawn class n it was so slippery, i was scared to death, timmy was cryin n sayin it was scarey..n some sappy george strait song was blarin...it was white out conditions n i hadda come up a side road cuz i wasn't feelin froggy enuff to brave our hill.....we are home all safe n sound, i called da movie star as soon as i walked in n complained, new tires are on da way , now watch...next week we'll be in shorts,lol...
i basicly spent muh day at da school...timmys meetin wiff da school officials was this mornin to see if they thought he was still qualified fer them to pay his speech services ...its bs like 3 women askin if we think he's improvin n if we have concerns then they sign da paper n go...while timmy n cakie are drawin wiff dry erase markers all ova their notes on da big board at da front of their room while their backs are turned ...then it was bout time fer spawn class...woohoo i got pom-poms on P table...no pete da penguin ...all the kids were pretty good cept adrianna , gettin this chick to do anything is an issue...she did her work n expected me to write her name on da furkin thing...i was like no, u do it, n we argued...i won,lol...pointed out how she was slackin n all da other kids had gotten their snacks already ...i must say tho, i had a disturbing encounter at school...i'm standin there half bent ova da table (stop!!!, LOL) handin out crayons when i feel hands on muh ass ...this lil girl was gently pushin me outta da way... distressed me...chris goes wut mom?..i'm like um nuttin n just got back to muh pom poms...lol...yikes...when adrianna finally stopped schleppin around n did her work i was out da door,lol...early this week but i was so not lookin forward to drivin in that crap..
so last week lisa stopped by fer a lil visit...(raidin our snack cabinet cuz dad doesn't get da good stuff) n i'm here blarin music, cakies singin i like it, i love it n lisas crackin up...then i stopped, figurin i should chat wiff her n she tells me how her n mom were at a defensive drinvin course n moms like yappin wiff da instructors about cars...then she's like...yeah my sister is lookin into buyin a "Hundaya"......lisas' dyin as she's tellin me this n how the instructors looked at muh mom like she was an alien......oh n moms decided she'll go back n do da weight watchers thing again , n not only dat but join a gym......so she's at da dinner table one night lisas tellin me...n dad walked over to her n put his hand on her stomach n was like...well how much have ya lost (smirkin all da way, he knows,lol dads a riot)...n mom said nothing shut up jim,lol...dads like nope didn't think so n walked away......lisas still crackin up n after she regained composure, we're bs'in bout easter n it being here n shit....n timmy started sayin sumfin so we're like what?...he keeps sayin it n after a couple tries i say...easter?...n he's like yes...so them i'm sayin EAster n he repeated a cpl times, them i just start sayin easter easter easter...timmy pipes up..."ok ok ok...SHUT UP"......i suck, i hadda leave da room i was near tears from cryin...lisa was in shock, lol, tried tellin him it was wrong n he basicly sat there n ignored her, lol...dats jus a lil touch of wut tony da 4th will be givin her
saturday was quite a day......motherlesbianinlaw had sprung on us friday night that there was a birfday party for hubbys great aunt sat. night n how it'd be nice if we could go...not a prob it was sumfin to do...so we're just chillin at home til party time, i had left out a steak to cook that night n although they were havin pizza come hell er' high water we wuz cookin dat furkin steak...so da movie star n i are in da kitchen cookin together...(i don't do steak,lol...not muh department) n he gives me DA look...i'm like theres 4 here wide awake we'll get busted,lol...he's like we have rooms with doors, so of course i comply...(thought i'd say no?)...we're headin downstairs to our room n he stops n tells me to drop em......i'm like stair sex?..lol...n he's like yeah...mind you theres no lock on da door n its closed but i'm right there iffen it was to be opened...lol...needless to say chris starts walkin round da house lookin room to room..., i'm dyin laffin...i'm like i told ya you fuck,lol...n he darts downstairs nto da baffroom crackin up soooo loud...i'm laffin muh ass off n franticly pullin muh pants up......so i open da door n go back to stirrin da potatoes, chris is like whatya laffin at?...nuttin hunny daddys funny ...when he regained himself n came upstairs i was like, u feel better?..he says yup perfect timin..i'm like good fer u...now here u stir da potatoes i'll bb...
this party......its an old ladys house so theres no toys, n da i'm boreds come within the first 5 minutes, but there was food so that helped entertain em oh n of course motherlesbianinlaw da god of muh kids was there...w/ casey ...who i do catch eyein me every now n then ...after awhile we got to sittin in da livin room, me, n hubby n a cpl of da kids...timmy who was entertainin the older folks especially when he was goin room to room through the house sayin.."excuse me comin thru"...a bunch were sittin round da dinin room table just bs'in n one of the aunts start goin on n on, basicly ramblin, i wasn't payin attention til i looked over n saw gary doublin over in laffter..so i started focusin in on what they were sayin...his aunt was exclaimin, very loudly i must add, how her grandson was into certain things now, name brands n how at his school, its HEAD everything...the kids wants nothing but HEAD n won't settle fer anything but HEAD ...neva heard of dat ...
sunday mornin was a treat..we went out to dennys fer breakfast then a quick trip to wal-mart......i was reminded leavin dennys why i don't usually go out with more than 2 kids or the whole family..lol...people give us the weirdest looks......it is a lil train when we go by,lol...but the kids are always good outside of home, i guess thats good, we always get praised for how young they are n well behaved go me tyvm..LOL...but still it doesn't stop the weird looks...its me ... shup!!!...wal-mart went smoothly too as long as timmy got his ride on da furkin yellow bus ya feed coins into on da way out...then it was off home so i could start dinner...we had our st.patricks day corned beef n cabbage on sunday so his mom could come ova n also cuz the workin late thing seems to be startin again ...ah well...but dinner wuz good, n motherlesbianinlaw brought me a special treat a bag of cotton candy ...woohooo, she hid it up in da cabinet n i'll have it one of these nights after they go to bed, i won't share dat ...was a purty lazy weekend fer da most part, lotta laundry,lol...this coming weekend is my aunt n uncles "cabin fever" party...we are NOT wearin summer attire,lol...always a good time tho...good food n uh always um entertaining....lets see aunt millie sits at da kitchen table talkin bout her colonoscopy experience, aunt myrtle choked on a piece of a hot dog once n they hadda call 911 ...my aunt fran took a bowl from da table once n her sweater caught fire over a candle...gram sits at da kitchen table with a sweater n a coat on (no matter how hot it is), oh n we CANNOT ferget last summer when yours truly dipped her shirt in da hot wax then when it clung to muh skin i jumped outta muh skin, n muh shirt!!!, right in da middle of da kitchen......oh wut could happen next?...LOL...wanna come?...
well i'mma thinkin i'm gonna stop ramblin fer now....my ear hurts n i've been told to take some benedryl to drain it...which means i'll get knocked on muh ass soon enuff, just enuff time fer some rest b4 i gotta cook...cakies tellin me she has "bless yous in my nose" so i'm thinkin she needs a tissue,lol...n i gotta gear up fer tomorrow..DAMN CONFERENCE DAYS!!!!!...no school but i'm thinkin with a foot of snow comin, tomorrow prolly woulda been a snow day anywho ...oh n heres more good news...friday theres more coming , sayin this one is just gettin us ready for friday ...FURK FURK FURK ME!!!!...wiff dat said,lol...ttyl...
coopy (da queen of TMI)
p.s. in lite of recent findings (not namin names..LOL...pm me i'll tell ya ) i've become quite a bitch...my latest ramblin can be seen at...
http://www.geocities.com/coopslittleangel/thetypical_yahellmale.html
sorry guys...NOT... to some of ya.....oh n i'mma not gonna do any proofreadin, yer on ya own peeps,lol...i'm not too hard to figure out,lol...er' am i?...lol
i basicly spent muh day at da school...timmys meetin wiff da school officials was this mornin to see if they thought he was still qualified fer them to pay his speech services ...its bs like 3 women askin if we think he's improvin n if we have concerns then they sign da paper n go...while timmy n cakie are drawin wiff dry erase markers all ova their notes on da big board at da front of their room while their backs are turned ...then it was bout time fer spawn class...woohoo i got pom-poms on P table...no pete da penguin ...all the kids were pretty good cept adrianna , gettin this chick to do anything is an issue...she did her work n expected me to write her name on da furkin thing...i was like no, u do it, n we argued...i won,lol...pointed out how she was slackin n all da other kids had gotten their snacks already ...i must say tho, i had a disturbing encounter at school...i'm standin there half bent ova da table (stop!!!, LOL) handin out crayons when i feel hands on muh ass ...this lil girl was gently pushin me outta da way... distressed me...chris goes wut mom?..i'm like um nuttin n just got back to muh pom poms...lol...yikes...when adrianna finally stopped schleppin around n did her work i was out da door,lol...early this week but i was so not lookin forward to drivin in that crap..
so last week lisa stopped by fer a lil visit...(raidin our snack cabinet cuz dad doesn't get da good stuff) n i'm here blarin music, cakies singin i like it, i love it n lisas crackin up...then i stopped, figurin i should chat wiff her n she tells me how her n mom were at a defensive drinvin course n moms like yappin wiff da instructors about cars...then she's like...yeah my sister is lookin into buyin a "Hundaya"......lisas' dyin as she's tellin me this n how the instructors looked at muh mom like she was an alien......oh n moms decided she'll go back n do da weight watchers thing again , n not only dat but join a gym......so she's at da dinner table one night lisas tellin me...n dad walked over to her n put his hand on her stomach n was like...well how much have ya lost (smirkin all da way, he knows,lol dads a riot)...n mom said nothing shut up jim,lol...dads like nope didn't think so n walked away......lisas still crackin up n after she regained composure, we're bs'in bout easter n it being here n shit....n timmy started sayin sumfin so we're like what?...he keeps sayin it n after a couple tries i say...easter?...n he's like yes...so them i'm sayin EAster n he repeated a cpl times, them i just start sayin easter easter easter...timmy pipes up..."ok ok ok...SHUT UP"......i suck, i hadda leave da room i was near tears from cryin...lisa was in shock, lol, tried tellin him it was wrong n he basicly sat there n ignored her, lol...dats jus a lil touch of wut tony da 4th will be givin her
saturday was quite a day......motherlesbianinlaw had sprung on us friday night that there was a birfday party for hubbys great aunt sat. night n how it'd be nice if we could go...not a prob it was sumfin to do...so we're just chillin at home til party time, i had left out a steak to cook that night n although they were havin pizza come hell er' high water we wuz cookin dat furkin steak...so da movie star n i are in da kitchen cookin together...(i don't do steak,lol...not muh department) n he gives me DA look...i'm like theres 4 here wide awake we'll get busted,lol...he's like we have rooms with doors, so of course i comply...(thought i'd say no?)...we're headin downstairs to our room n he stops n tells me to drop em......i'm like stair sex?..lol...n he's like yeah...mind you theres no lock on da door n its closed but i'm right there iffen it was to be opened...lol...needless to say chris starts walkin round da house lookin room to room..., i'm dyin laffin...i'm like i told ya you fuck,lol...n he darts downstairs nto da baffroom crackin up soooo loud...i'm laffin muh ass off n franticly pullin muh pants up......so i open da door n go back to stirrin da potatoes, chris is like whatya laffin at?...nuttin hunny daddys funny ...when he regained himself n came upstairs i was like, u feel better?..he says yup perfect timin..i'm like good fer u...now here u stir da potatoes i'll bb...
this party......its an old ladys house so theres no toys, n da i'm boreds come within the first 5 minutes, but there was food so that helped entertain em oh n of course motherlesbianinlaw da god of muh kids was there...w/ casey ...who i do catch eyein me every now n then ...after awhile we got to sittin in da livin room, me, n hubby n a cpl of da kids...timmy who was entertainin the older folks especially when he was goin room to room through the house sayin.."excuse me comin thru"...a bunch were sittin round da dinin room table just bs'in n one of the aunts start goin on n on, basicly ramblin, i wasn't payin attention til i looked over n saw gary doublin over in laffter..so i started focusin in on what they were sayin...his aunt was exclaimin, very loudly i must add, how her grandson was into certain things now, name brands n how at his school, its HEAD everything...the kids wants nothing but HEAD n won't settle fer anything but HEAD ...neva heard of dat ...
sunday mornin was a treat..we went out to dennys fer breakfast then a quick trip to wal-mart......i was reminded leavin dennys why i don't usually go out with more than 2 kids or the whole family..lol...people give us the weirdest looks......it is a lil train when we go by,lol...but the kids are always good outside of home, i guess thats good, we always get praised for how young they are n well behaved go me tyvm..LOL...but still it doesn't stop the weird looks...its me ... shup!!!...wal-mart went smoothly too as long as timmy got his ride on da furkin yellow bus ya feed coins into on da way out...then it was off home so i could start dinner...we had our st.patricks day corned beef n cabbage on sunday so his mom could come ova n also cuz the workin late thing seems to be startin again ...ah well...but dinner wuz good, n motherlesbianinlaw brought me a special treat a bag of cotton candy ...woohooo, she hid it up in da cabinet n i'll have it one of these nights after they go to bed, i won't share dat ...was a purty lazy weekend fer da most part, lotta laundry,lol...this coming weekend is my aunt n uncles "cabin fever" party...we are NOT wearin summer attire,lol...always a good time tho...good food n uh always um entertaining....lets see aunt millie sits at da kitchen table talkin bout her colonoscopy experience, aunt myrtle choked on a piece of a hot dog once n they hadda call 911 ...my aunt fran took a bowl from da table once n her sweater caught fire over a candle...gram sits at da kitchen table with a sweater n a coat on (no matter how hot it is), oh n we CANNOT ferget last summer when yours truly dipped her shirt in da hot wax then when it clung to muh skin i jumped outta muh skin, n muh shirt!!!, right in da middle of da kitchen......oh wut could happen next?...LOL...wanna come?...
well i'mma thinkin i'm gonna stop ramblin fer now....my ear hurts n i've been told to take some benedryl to drain it...which means i'll get knocked on muh ass soon enuff, just enuff time fer some rest b4 i gotta cook...cakies tellin me she has "bless yous in my nose" so i'm thinkin she needs a tissue,lol...n i gotta gear up fer tomorrow..DAMN CONFERENCE DAYS!!!!!...no school but i'm thinkin with a foot of snow comin, tomorrow prolly woulda been a snow day anywho ...oh n heres more good news...friday theres more coming , sayin this one is just gettin us ready for friday ...FURK FURK FURK ME!!!!...wiff dat said,lol...ttyl...
coopy (da queen of TMI)
p.s. in lite of recent findings (not namin names..LOL...pm me i'll tell ya ) i've become quite a bitch...my latest ramblin can be seen at...
http://www.geocities.com/coopslittleangel/thetypical_yahellmale.html
sorry guys...NOT... to some of ya.....oh n i'mma not gonna do any proofreadin, yer on ya own peeps,lol...i'm not too hard to figure out,lol...er' am i?...lol
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