Monday, September 29, 2003

you've waited patiently...it's longgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

i'm soooo tired...but i know this is an important coopy mail,lol...

okie dokie where to start..well...as you can see i survived all airborne adventures and cult activities....

k...play by play...

friday...pretty normal day to start, timmys teacher came despite timmy not feeling well at all, fever had broken though...lisa came and it started to set in, i stayed til the absolute latest, thwarting all garys attempts to get me there sooner...lol, i dreaded that goodbye...said goodbye to cakie, lost it, said goodbye to timmy, lost it especially the guilt of leavin him sick...then we were off only to get a block and realize i left my ticket on da coffeemaker,lol...i go back in and get to lose it again...this time as i'm leavin i realize i hadn't talked to reese and it started to kick in the omg what if they don't come...but i quickly dismissed that i trust her wiff my life..i get to the airport and gary takes me in til security wouldn't let him go further, ok wake up call moment...i didn't wanna leave him...who woulda thunk...but yup...i lost it,lol....i went through security...then to this group of 3 old white hairs (airport help)...well they pointed me in one direction and then i realized it was wrong and sought out the right gate..(some help huh?...lol...thinkin its time they retire AGAIN, LOL)...got to my gate, whipped out my country weekly and started readin afraid of really losin it...we board, we take off (as i'm starin out da window askin myself WTF ARE YOU DOING DARLENE?...lol...it was a good flight, very smooth, despite the butterflies in da tummy, and da lady sittin next to me reading a book on death and dying, ...touchdown in cincy...call home from the plane...hear the kids and gary all is good...then...

DA FREAKIN AIRPORT!!!!!....ok you could fit prolly 5 albany airports into cincy...jesus, mary and st. ralph i have never been so overwhelmed, i was movin on pure adrenline...i go out these double doors to a whole shitload of peeps none of which seemed to be those i was searchin out...i walk around stickin out like a sore thumb, lol...all da time on da phone with gary him tryin to keep me from freaking,lol...i go into a bookstore and say to the guy..."ok how the hell do i get out i can't get out"....he laughs and tell me i was on the concourse (aka mini freakin city)...and that i gotta take the bus to the terminal..so i find da bus, take the bus to the other side and walked bout a mile through it,lol...finally gettin to escalators...thinkin this would be where they'd be...well theres 3 flights in this part beyond security, lol...overwhelmed once again i dial home...he calms me and talks to me, i take the escalator up and then after a minute of walkin round, i see a red hat...found danny,lol...i just walked up to him assumin it was him and he recognized me although we didn't introduce ourselves til bout 5 minutes later walkin out,lmao....we made the journey to reeses house, step in and i get a hug followed by..."omg she is short"......i'm sooooo used to it...met her kids...love em even more now!!!...we waited for feather and "the stove"...and when they got there it was alot of chit chat round da stove..easing the thing back to life,lol...may not sound like fun but it was,lol...we ain't right to begin wiff,lol...after the stove we just chatted away for awhile and finally all conked out despite the tornado watch ...no tornado, i safe,lol...

saturday mornin was stove preps, pancakes (no i wasn't on da table covered in syrup, LOL)...showers and off to da fair...when we got there i swear not 5 minutes in the gate and i see a building..BEEF COMPLEX...DEDICATED TO DICK HELLIFICANREMEMBER...i was dyin, had to point it out...lol...just thought it was a riot...had to share it...reeses got brave and rode the typhoon, and felt sick for like 2 hours after,lol...we ate, we walked round, we ate some more, we went and sat on da bleechers and saw da tractor pulls...was cool, loud as hell but cool...not to mention the guy with the flyaway ears...the mohawk, countless pacifiers leather wanted to just smack outta the girls mouthes...more food..(FRIED PICKLES RULE)...um the spiked hair guy who coulda put out someones eye and um oh yeah when i was grabbin dans stuff on da bleechers with him moanin and da old guy next to us laughin......and last but not least DA CANDY MAN...holy smokes cotton candy man was hot, he was short i think thats why i liked him...i musta bought 3 bags just to get him to come back,lol...wow, but was he gay?......it was fun...we ventured back and we wuz all tuckered out so off to bed...

sunday started with breakfast, or was that brunch?...lol...it was late we had a lazy day, we took a field trip to wal-mart for a fish tank for the fair fish lil brad had won, 1 died so we wuz on a mission to save da rest.....in wal-marts christmas aisle i managed to activate all da motion and noise thingies i could find, imma child,lol...we walked through bras and panties...and on da way out it was jelly bean time...lol...lotsa jelly beans....lol...we leave with the crazy lady drivin this time,lol (if ya drive wiff reeses watch out,lol) , off to get movies then back to da ranch..feather and crew left in order to get home early..so we said our goodbyes...her kids are cool as hell too...all da girlies are huggy, i was diggin it...then we just hung out, ate dinner, put up halloween stuff, watched a cpl movies, ate lotsa jelly beans, i had 2 pops that day btw reeses ,lol...on top of da cup of coffee...(ask her she'll tell ya, lol...imma lil strange)...and bedtime again..

monday...we gets up, shower take the kids to school, then we're airport bound...they take me in, i get my boarding pass and it was goodbyes then off and down the tunnel to catch my bus to catch my plane,lol...it was much easier this time tho, but still nervous as hell about flyin and eager to see muh babies...i was checkin out the scenery as i waited an hour for da plane to board...mmmmm mmmm mmmmmm...1 guy in particular on my plane...would he get the lone seat next to me?...HELL NO...it was da damn death and dying book lady again...she said she had seen me and recognized me so she knew where i was sittin, cute guy was right in front of me, aye da luck...anywho, the flight back sucked, lotsa turbulence, very bumpy, not scary but the pressure was unreal on my ears through chewing gum..i was so glad to get off and when i did my bag that was supposed to be planeside ended up not being planeside so i had to pray it had made baggage claim...i found my best friend and then my bag and off to da homestead i was...molesbiather in law and cakie met me at the door, cakie all smiles, i didn't cry i just hugged alot, lol...timmy was sleepin, i immediately started cleanin, ya rubbin off on my hazel the maid!!!!, lol....then timmy got up and we were huggin then i took em down to the busstop to get da other two who ran up and jumped on me all hugzzz, i think they missed me,lol...gary called to make sure i was there,lol..and i just spent the rest of the day gettin things back to normal organization and gettin dinner ready and tryin to relax, imma tired coopy,lol...hopefully i'll get the tetris tho,lol...not lookin good tho, he's tired too...but glad i'm home, timmy was drivin him nuts, the others were great he said.

so as ya can see...i had alot of fun, i do admit that 1 person put a cramp in my fun but dats ok..he'll have his day, but i came to many realizations on that front after this week...da flyin tho, man oh man...i'm brave...but i'm done flyin for awhile,lol...its kinda not my thing...clouds bad,lol...i told gary all bout da trip, he rolled at a few things...kids are all settled now, chris has his postcard,lol...i wasn't mailin it tho...so all in all, awesome time...thinkin it'll bring something more to the tetris later too...he missed me,lol...

now i'm gettin brain dead...theres alot more, lil details but i ain't sharin,lol...gotta leave some rom for the imagination...but as for cult worshipings and crazy sexcapades...none needed we had a blast wiffout it...i did get a very sexy red 2 piecer tho, lol...and i gots to see some stuff, uhhuh yup i did, but feather still saw more dats ok feather...i got to grab dans stuff.......thx again reeses it was a much needed break and i loved it, your family is great, kids are the best, especially strawman..."ok that one was really me" ...get that heat goin tho gf...LOL

ok ok ok i'm done imma sneezin my ass off here, damn recycled plane air i think imma gettin sick..i'm back to yahooland now so fll me in on anything i missed...new colored thongs?......hope you all had a great weekend...i do wish we all could get together but don't do it soon,lol...i like it better on da ground for awhile,lol...talk to ya's in da room...

coopy

Tuesday, September 23, 2003

finally......coopy mail

you thought i was gonna skip this week cuz of my freaked-out mental state huh? ...honestly i was gonna skip it but what da heck,lol...

ok first...trek ya know i love the blond jokes..i just gotta wonder..do you think i'm as dumb?......think hard or i'm movin to b.c to steal your wife,lol...

ok...here it is....OMFG 3 days now....2 if ya just don't count friday....omg omg omg...i'm mental...ok i'm leavin chat thursday night, i can't handle coming on friday mornin i'll be nervous,lol..i just went out and got a cpl soap magazines for the plane thinkin maybe it'll help keep my mind off who i'm leavin and da sheer terror i'll be in on that big ole effin plane all alone!!!!....i realize this weekend will go by so fast, i'm gonna have a ball and all dat good stuff...i just gotta get into reeses lil hands then the freak-out will stop..pleaseeeeee don't hide on me,lol...i'm all packed tho and ready...especially after the day i had yesterday....

so what happened yesterday you ask?...well a few of ya know i was freakin bout it so bad,lol...ok well coopy gets a call from her lil sister lisa yesterday...darlene she says....its positive...i fell on da floor, scraped myself back up and got my thoughts together for her and started talking serious and plans and shit...yes coopy is gonna be an aunt ...for the love of pete i so wish she was careful, the fruit too...but not much can be said now...i have been there in her position, its not pretty but she has alot of support...i'll help her anyway i can and mom knows now so its somewhat of a weight lifted off her shoulder she was so worried about how much she is letting mom and dad down...i remember feeling that too, but mom took it very well, amazing to me...and dad...well we're gonna hold off on tellin him for a few weeks to gather plans and regroup,lol..the fruit is scared shitless of my dad...."you're dads a great guy", he says...."it's the silience", LOL...he says "we are in the room watching tv and the whole time i'm thinkin...whats he thinkin?...whats he schemin about?.."...i was rollin...then fruitboy says..."dad puts his arm around her and calls her the baby"..."now he's gonna know i ____'ed da baby"....i could see the terror in his eyes, lmao....but i think dad will be ok, i thought the same in that position too but i'm thinkin he weathered my life, he can handle this....lol...and i offered to take care of baby fruit...while lisa goes and finishes school, hell i'm home for the next 4 years anyway with the 2 babies so why not?....sheesh another baby,lol....

ok so anywho...um 2 days,lol...i'm really so psyched tho to hang out with reeses and feather and get to see the kids i'm always hearin in da background all dem hours i spend on da phone wiff reeses, lmao....like the past 2 hours....oh yeah and well 3.6 too, but i'm not gonna stress bout him, as it stands i'll believe he's going when i actually see him there, til then no stress,lol...and god help him if he does muster the will to get outta bed and on da plane cuz i plan on makin his life hell....lol...love the coffee idea reeses,lol...i will choke from laughter iffen i gotta eat pancakes tho,lol.....

my kids are makin me crazy...what else is new?...ok thats not new but.....lol....timmy chesney is in full force, everywhere we go he's singin.."no shoes, no shirt, no problems"...timmy style of course...and of course mom puts her own spin on it...cuz of my slackerness as a mother..."no shoes, no shirt, no diaperssss"...she sings it to him thinkin he's gonna miraculously become potty trained...and he just gives her that evil timmy grin like yeah ok whatever lady,lol...just pee and flee from this house,lol...

man oh man...i wonder how late lisa will stay tonight avoiding sitting at home, i know my mom knows but...its the silience ....dad is silient its hilarious...and its not like he's scheming anything, the man is a horserace addict he's only thinkin..."wtf horse did i play?"...lmao...but i won't tell da fruit that...let him stir and refect.....lol ...in talking to my mom this mornin...she thinks its best to wait til november to tell dad...i say sooner is better, but hey...thanksgiving will be fun...i said i'm not havin it this year so mom said they would, woohooo fun fun fun...SILIENCE...

anywho...her and the fruit are on their way over to babysit...who woulda thunk my evil spawn would even give them an urge to procreate,lol...i gotta go wiff mr. cooper over to the school for open house to see how the kids are doing, i will be around later tonight after the fruit coupling leave,lol...til then...

coopy

Monday, September 15, 2003

ok b4 i'm called a slacker....

ok...ya ready?...this is gonna be the huge-est coopy mail yet to date...hold onto your pants!!!....ready?...





FROG GUTS SUCK!!!!!!


what'd ya expect?...its late and i spent too much time vacumnin...theres bean bag guts still all over, this is worse than glitter i tell ya....damn frog...er' damn timmy, not sure just which yet...LOL...have a great week guys, see ya in 31..next week will be filled of all my nervous wreck-ed ness,lol....i'll be ramblin...but til then hugzzz.

coopy.....

vicki is a slot....i'd still do her tho,lol...

Tuesday, September 09, 2003

slacker mail...

dedicate this slacker mail to my favorite old fart canadian friend trekker......had it not been for him askin where it was i woulda forgot totally...thanks to pogo

anywho...here it is the 4th day of school and i just got back from retrieving one from the nurses office......nurse calls here tells me christopher fell off the slide and was pretty banged up, has a cut above his eye deep but not deep enough to require stiches (him crying in da background) and could i come take a look then bring him home...no prob, i pack up tim and cakie (beaming w/ joy that they get to leave the house) and we're off...i get there, sign in, and go to the nurses office...he's sittin there bandaged up, says he lost his balance...what i wasn't informed of was that he fell off the TOP of the slide...this fucker is 7 feet if not a lil taller....he's damn lucky he didn't break anything..grrrr....anywho to me any cut looks bad so she put a butterfly bandage on it and we headed down to dads work for him to check it out...but first i had to stop by alexs' class to let him know what was going on cause he'd be a nervous wreck and need therapy for the next 30 years if they left the school w/out his lil brother,lol...bottom line...dad says its k, we just gotta clean him up and put some antibacterial gel on it and bandage it for a cpl days...off home i go and here i iz......but about to go get alex, so i'm doing this slacker mail in pieces,lol...

i gotta say on da way to garys work chris had me rollin..he told me a teacher ms. hellificanremembernow went down the slide too...i was like i don't know if i know her...he says "well mom she's fat"...LOL...then as we were driving he says "hey mom, did you see that man walking up the street?"...no i missed him.."well he is the brown man that came to dinner one night"...omg i near pissed....gary works w/ a colored guy who is cool as hell and has a lil boy alexs age, we had em over for a bar b que over da summer, lmao...it wasn't him but i wasn't going there,lol....

ok now i'm waitin on gary to call me back, he has suddenly decided after telling me he was fine to call the doctor, so go figure....i think he's fine...he had pizza as soon as we got in followed by a couple chocolates...poor kids just bruised...

peachie well woohoooo...i'm so glad ya got found us again,lol...i'm sooooo sorry if my pm froze ya up last night, i was gonna tells ya da stuff i couldn't voice cuz of gary lurking,lol...pm me when ya get a chance, we'll catch up...

PURPLEEEEEEE....stop poppin,lol.....well at least theres something to do when 31 gets all morgue like...


well almost 2 weeks to reeses...are ya scared yet gf?...i am,lol...i need to recruit ya on something tho gf...i need ya to help me at da airport, i plan on fixin a sign to da back of a certain fluffed one...LOL...thinkin i just need a cover til i can hug him,lol...then bang,lol....it's gonna be a blast...but it'll fly by too

friggin this weekend was hell...saturday night we had a damn mouse in the house and the stupid cat was more into playing w/ the damn thing than killin it so she ended up losing it...sunday night, we're all sittin in da living room, gary says omg we have a snake in our house...then goes to look for it...can't find it...i'm like...ok what we talkin here?...regular garden variety snake or something slimey and gross that crawled outta da tiolet kinda snake...what it comes down to, is that the kids had thick black thread woven through the house and it had to be that...or was it ....lol...

been an interesting weekend, boring for the most, but then again i have pogo and that damn lifetime television network......now back to 31 to where we're talkin bout suckerin men outta money for airplane tickets to a very uh....special show,lol...

til next slacker time...
coopy

p.s. trek i swear i'll TRY not slackin next week, lol...yeah right




Tuesday, September 02, 2003

woohooo school time,lol...

i know i'm late....but i was just waitin til the ogre left the house, i hate holidays just cause i'm forced to co-exist w/ this person i married for even longer periods of time......he's gone now..

wooFREAKINhooooooo....school starts this thursday (doin the happy dance), we got the backpacks loaded yesterday, clothes are back in the dressers in a somewhat orderly fashion, the juiceboxes are chillin in da frig, it's soooo time...(singin spongebob..I'M READY I'M READY!!!!)...i take a lil mock school run tomorrow w/ chris, we hop on the bus, go unload the school supplies, meet his other classmates and have a snack w/ em...it'll just be like 2 hours, thats cool....he's excited but i still think he'll be a basketcase for the first week or so...alex is right down the hall tho and he has the same teacher alex did so i'm really not worried...just as long as i have 1/2 the quiet,lol....

on to da tattoo story...as i sit here dying to itch the effin thing, it's killin me, i've never fought so hard to stop myself from doing something in muh life,lol...ok, so we go to Albany thursday night, look for a parkin spot and see some hookers and gay guys holdin hands, hey peeps i don't see this stuff on da other side of da river so i was like ...lol...anywho, my sister and i go in, my guy was ready for me, i was like 5 minutes late..lol...he gets my name and then grabs the design and took it to his desk where he fluffed it up and then got all the stuff ready for me....i nervously paced the front of the joint, no turnin back now tho,lol...then he asked me to come back, so behind the counter i went...he told me to keep standin he would clean my back first...i fumbled and seriously fumber the zipper on my jacket, i joked omg i can't undress myself,lol...i got it off turned around and he cleaned it then applied the design...asked me if i liked the placement, i said yuppers and then he gave me a stool to sit on in front of a bed i was to lean on... as i'm fallin outta my tank top,lol...so i did...he was like are ya ready?...i said go for it..and it begun....cake people,lol...there were definite moments i wanted to yell fuckin owwww man...but i contained myself...there was another guy who sat behind the bed i was leanin over and we were jokin...he even gave me a winnie the pooh book to read...lol...then 101 dalmations...this after i told him the tattoo book he had first given me wasn't holdin my attention..i must admit the guy doing the tattoo totally had me turned on,lol...i was lovin it,lol...i know i'm a sick ticket but he had a nice touch,lol...too quiet tho, i looked back and said he was too quiet, he replied well i'm workin,lol...and that was it...major smiles after it tho ...anywho it was done, i looked at it, thrilled said thank you and got bandaged and sat down...meanwhile my idiotic hubby had decided and had gotten started on his tattoo...i had no say my back was turned and i was being marked...i think thats why i'm most pissed is that i had no say...but he gota friggin engine tattoo'd on his upper arm, its absolutelt gorgeous and detailed w/ flames shootin outta it, but it just screams i love my job more...thats just how i feel and being me i told him,lol...he says i can pick the next one, lol...i won't get another tho, i'm happy w/ this one but i'll go drool over the guy again anytime,lol...

and last but not least...OMG 24 days, i'm so excited but very nervous at the same time....i know it'll be a blast tho in any case...just still so nervous over the damn plane...and to make it worse my flight number is 5704, it just easily rolls off the tongue its scary, i hear things like...flight 5704 and unthinkable stuff after that, go through my head....i'm an asshole but i just worry,lol...i know i'll be fine i'm just an asshole,lol...and reeses as soon as i see ya, after da kiss of course,lol...i'm gonna give ya a swift kick to da ass for makin me a poppit addict, i love it,lol...

kk folks....way too long post as per norm..i'll see ya in da room, those of us that still chat,lol...happy was nice seein ya last week...don't be a stranger.

coopy