as told by coopy...

kk all, figured it was time for my lil (or long not sure just yet) coopy chronicle. i was just in 31 it was dead..just a bot and a towel head so i left...and i'm feverishly trying to dodge folding all this laundry so what better thing to do but write my message to the group, it is my duty, lol.

hope everyone had a great christmas. by now ya all should know there was so much snow here i'm surprised santa even showed cuz no one else did,lol. i swear i thought i'd be eatin turkey for a month but i managed to pawn it all off on da parents...if ya know me ya know i loathe leftovers,lol. and ya know what totally burned my ass?...that fat bastard in da red suit didn't even bring me anything tim mcgraw.. even da mother in law got me da wall calendar last year....go figure, but i whined enough that in a couple weeks when da birthday rolls around i think i'll get what i want...hehehe i'm evil like that.

hmmm what else can i say?...santa brought me two ear infections for timmy and chris too...ah it never ends....as i'm writing this i must say my daughter is walking around with a green pair of 7-up boxer shorts on her head...lmao...with timmy right behind her callin her a ghost....its cute actually,lol. oh and the kids had a snowball fight outside on saturday where chris shot one directly at alexs' eye and as he saw alex fall to the ground he exclaimed..."HAPPY HANUKKAH"...damn kid is a riot then he had to tell me how cool it was to hit him....lol.

can't comment too much on the room since i'm not in alot..but i'm sure its alot of the same...phil runnin his cocksmacker...and bootin with one of his forty thousand stupid booter names...gotta say diet penis is still my favorite...trying to figure it out everytime i see it just makes me crack up.....lol

k as i stare at the piles of clothes i need to fold i'm starting to think i better go do it before they are all wearin underwear on their heads....god forbid da mother in law flew in now she'd think i was a weirdo....ok i am but thats besides the point...anywho she loves me i just don't feel the same back but she has her lezbo friend livin with her now so its all good....lol.

kk i really gotta go now the boys found katies barbies' arm i gotta go fix her now..lol. its funny she's as destructive as they are...luv ya all...pleaseeeeeeee have a safe new years eve...be careful...and my wishes for you all are to have a great new year full of love, laughter, and good health. luv ya all to bunchesssssssss!!!!!

hugzzzzzzz

coopy

another week....

kk i'm gonna do this now before i get too involved in last minute christmas cheer and forget that yall rely on my weekly dose of hell .

big hugzzzz opal...i hope ya got the crackers taken care of finally...just be thankful it wasn't glitter...would that tv ad gadget work for the goldfish like the glitter?...

i haven't gotten my puter back...slack ass says i gotta wait til after the holidays...mmmhhhmmm we'll see...lol. for those who don't know mine just froze up..it had alot of issues it was runnin like shit and he has to reformat and all that junk he does that stuff cuz he is the "technician" i'm just the nanny and maid here i guess....but hey if it makes him feel like he accomplishes something then so be it...but i'm on his in the meantime...god forbid i can't get online to chat all day everyday he says....i said damn straight.....

the truck....well in case thats not ringin a bell remember that christmas party where he was given a truck and i a brand new eyesore for the driveway?...k well its here...i gotta admit...its not too shabby...its not a 78 its a 97 and its kinda a girly pick-up truck, and its an automatic...yes not only can coopy NOT pump gas she can't drive a standard...go ahead laugh....lol but i've gotten this far without havin to do it,lol. so coopy might be drivin this...dunno where i think i'm driving to...i usually have a trail of ducklings followin me and they sure as shit aren't fittin in there...i can dream though...lol....i need a road trip......alone....think i need to go south....

k...wanna tell yall that i'm fine...the whole foot fiasco is a real pain in the ass...i got to really get acquainted with our new couch and loveseat we got from the mother in laws "friend" this past week (please don't let me go there with the mental pics i had)...lmao...it was actually so comfy that when i was moving around better i stayed there thus telling my hubby i would rather sleep alone...imagine that...i'm back downstairs now though dunno why probably cuz the toys are down there....

and while i totally had no time to feel the pain or concentrate on myself...i can tell i'm getting back to normal because when i move now...the kids have the fear of god back in their lil eyes...like to say "holy shit here she comes"...lol....its all good...i hear we are getting more snow for christmas...i think i'm just gonna stay in...or maybe santa will be extra comical this year and get me a cane...if he does he isn't gonna like where i shove it...anywho...

this year i became one of "those last minute people"...hopefully you all have your shopping done. i thought i was done til my 6 year old came home with a letter from a 4th grade elf saying that he'd try gettin his dad some tools...screw mom i guess but ah its ok.... now i'm obligated to go out and get tools so that this kid who is a lil too sensitive won't cry if dad doesn't get em...grrrrr i'm not happy at all i gotta go out christmas eve like the slacker i am and hunt for tools...what kind of tools do ya get a mechanic who has every kind of fricken tool known to man?.....hell if i know...but i'll grab something cheap....

so lets here what everyones plans are for the holidays....mine?...interesting enough we scrapped the whole family thing christmas eve and are just gonna stay home, and have over the mother in law and her lesbian friend....lol. she's really a nice person hubbys friend says when they moved her she had too many "girl " things to be a lesbian but didn't hesitate to throw out the comment of "man ya think your mothers been here"....when they were moving the bed....i started to say it later on when they got back but hubby stopped me saying the friend had already went there.... christmas day...i'll just kick back and hold my bottle of excedrin migraine as i listen to the old macdonald electronic game played over and OVER that i had to get for timmy cuz he is learning animals....oh and the lovely screaming and hollering "MINE" coming from timmy over everything with wheels...it'll be fun...i realized last night we went a tad bit overboard this year with presents...we wrapped from 9 p.m to (well i fell over at 1 a.m) he stayed up til 3....go figure...i know they are spoiled brats but i just have this thing where i gotta make everyone happy so i had to make up for some stuff mr sensitive alex didn't get from santa last year....damn me i know but hell he can't wait til the week before to tell me he wants something,lol.

anywho...back to christmas day when we'll have watched...a christmas story...for the seventh time,lol.....you know ya do too,lol.....my parents will come over for turkey dinner (yes turkey...what else...ya know what it does for me,lol) and we'll eventually all collapse. btw rudolph is on again christmas night in case ya missed it the first time around.

kk i'm friggin exhausted and i gotta go gimp downstairs to bed...so i gotta allow some time and if i get there quick i can watch the last few minutes of the sex show....god i love that show,lol...

i wish you all the merriest christmas ever...filled with lots of love and family and smiles....i love you all my lil family away from the family...

and i will catch up with yall thursday if not sooner...

hugzzzzzzzzzzz & :X

your coopy

another week down....as told by the cripple...

well hello there 31...its just another interesting excerpt from my
life...well as for chat i'm sure ya noticed i'm not around as
much...i've been spending alot of time monkeying around in the
trees...kinda wanna lay low even though i haven't made phils shit
list yet i just don't wanna hear it, i'm sure he'll change his mind
in a day or two and i'll still be a whore....lol...oh well but i'll
be around more here and there i promise especially now since i'm a
cripple. k let me elaborate...i slipped and fell off the last step on
my front porch, i didn't realize there was ice under the snow, i fell
twisted my foot all to hell...gimped on it all day and ended up in
the er at 2 a.m. where dr. egg roll determined it was sprained in a
zillion places...nice medical term huh?...guess he was talking to my
hair color...go figure...i was given crutches wrapped up and they put
me in a splint..thats about all the instructions i got...so i'm
stressin on how i'm gonna taxi tomorrow and the rest of the week
without lettin the kids down keeping them home from all the christmas
school functions....ah well it'll work out...i'll make it work.
anywho...these crutches i tell ya just blow holes in cheerios..ever
seen a blond use crutches for the first time...isn't pretty i tell
ya..i swear those things are gonna be the reason i screw up the other
foot and dammit my hair is restin on the shoulder parts of the
crutches and pulling grrrr...the whole situation is ouch...oh well
merry christmas coopy.....lol.
are yall done shopping?....not i...i guess i'll go when i can move
again and finish.k guys some of ya will jump for joy as i say i'm
gonna wrap this up i'm not feeling too funny and i'm in a lil bit of
pain...i'll see ya in the room...


coopy yer lil cripple

omg could it get any worse this just in....from a routine follow-up
appointment that my mother in law just took my kids to...one has mono
and one has a double ear infection...this should be fun...I GUESS
SANTA DOESN'T LIKE ME THIS YEAR....oh well i'm not gonna jump off the
bridge yet...it'll be ok...i'm just gonna go listen to some tim and
take a few deep breaths...talk to ya soon and please feel free to
donate to the coopy padded room fund....

another dose of coopy reality....

following in peaches footsteps...i said i'd let ya in on my life on
a weekly basis so well...i know i said i'd do this last night but i
must confess i swung from the tree a little late and i was tired..but
find it in yer hearts to forgive me...and here goes....
ok the birthday party happened saturday..it was a thrilling event, i
had way too many people show up, not enough room for them all, i put
too much sour cream in the spinach dip, and my son chris got a radio
controlled chevy truck from yup you guessed it my mother in law,
which immediately my son timmy claimed "MINE" cuz it has wheels..the
screaming started, i ducked into the corner and well just rolled my
eyes and laughed, i knew she felt bad for buyin it and well she was
babysittin that night so that was all the revenge i needed....cruel
but true......lol.
that night was the christmas party for hubbys work...i knew it would
prove interesting, a bunch of drunk induced idiots. well it did..i
swear it was a bunch i tell ya...i literally met Roz from Monsters
Inc. the woman started talkin, i had to bite my lip turn around and
start crackin up...she didn't stay long and refused to sit at our
table..oh well...then woody harelson drunker than all hell came over
tellin me what a wonderful worker my hubby was...yeah yeah i know all
about work ask about home, ahem...anyway he then switched gears told
me i was cute and asked me why i was with him..took me by surprise
but took the hubby by surprise when i said ya know i'm still tryin to
figure that out....woody left after offerin to buy me a drink....but
i was drivin and sick as all hell so i declined...then ok gonna vent
here.....last year hubby got a sizeable bonus at the party so of
course with dollar signs in my eyes i go to this function with full
intent on spendin the check on the rest of our christmas
shoppin...well...they call him up...and tell him since he is so
dedicated blah blah blah and more bullshit that they are givin him a
new vehicle...and hold up keys...i was like holy shit..ok coopy has a
new car....WRONG!!!.....fuckers gave him the old parts truck from
like 1978 or some shit...great just another project truck to sit in
my driveway and piss me off...he's plannin on throwin a 5 somethin in
the thing (forgive me for not caring) but i can say another project
means more chat time...k i'm done...
but this is the best and i swear right now i can see a couple of ya
crackin up....peach get yer tissues ready yer gonna die!....we come
home from the party and my mother in law says to us...oh my god do
you know what timmy calls his socks??? yes start laughing now.....i
immediately lost it, now ya must know my lil guy gets speech therapy,
he has a delay...but....yes he calls his socks----COCKS....lmao....my
mother in law was like, oh my god i wish i had a camera to take a
picture of my face when he said it...i about died...she's like do ya
think his teachers can work on that s sound soon....i was like
why?...don't ya think it'd be cute to have him open up a package of
cocks christmas eve in front of everyone....lmfao but then again look
who i was talking to...ahem ahem...
are ya dyin?...well that was really what i set out to do...just
please remember your cocks its cold outside....omg lmao...see i'm
still tired...
and i guess i gotta comment on the room..well hell i feel kinda as
confused as peach i took a couple days off and i come back and holy
hell was on again..it was all a matter of time but my iggy button is
still my best friend, with iggy all things are possible, lol...and
i'm just gonna hang out in the trees...reeses luv ya gf...i like
being lost with you and watchin the sneaky snakes come and go, lmao...
k this way way too long...peach i'm sendin ya a plunger and a case
of drano for christmas....luv ya gf...ya made me laugh...we should
get our kids together and start a business...anyone thinking of
having children...take ours together for a day..they'll either know
how to childproof real well and be more prepared or pay us to take em
back....what ya think?....lmao...ok all i'm out of here to go turbo
clean and get everything done so i can swing from that tree again
tonight...luvs yall...

coopy da goof