ughhhhh carpel tunnel time...lol
i really do dread this,lol...tis good to vent but at da expense of muh bunny hand i'm not so sure, LMAO...
anywho...tis get down ta business..
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....hmmmmmmmmmmm, ok i'm havin a geritol moment, wtfurk?.....maybe it's too much bingo,lmao...gawd i've spent more time ova there in pogoland,lol...n u think yahoo has drama?...AYE!!!...lol, but like a professional voyuer i jus sit n watch,lmao...oh n yell at da computer caller when he doesn't pull muh balls, dat bastard,lol.....
ok, me thinkin i have muh mind back, (shup!!)....last week wuz pretty much a normal (as normal as we get) kinda week...i babysat, referee'd da kids, cooked n cleaned, i wuz da all around domestic goddess...yeah had sex too,lol...nuttin too freaky er' weird ta speak of..(da week, not da sex,lol)...was alotta preppin' fer da campin excursion, i got their clothes n shit together, n timmys 47 cars n chris' stuffed animal of da week he can't live wiffout...blah blah blah...
friday night, chris had football practice, to which da movie star stepped up n took him too...i was prayin he'd come home likin it cuz he did wanna quit...motherlesbianinlaw came ova n i ventured off to da grocery store wiff alex (come on..not coopy go alone,lol)...we shopped til we dropped but bein da slowest boy in history he wuz in muh way most of da time.....we got home n unloaded n da movie star gets home wiff chris, who immediately hops outta da bananamobile n screams sayin.."i made a touchdown"...he was all kindsa excited n we hyped him up so he likes football now,lol...it's not muh turn to take ova da football duties of taxi'in jus yet tho,lol...i go n sit down ova here n muh furkin server wuz down...so here i am watchin stupid cartoon network wiff da kids while da movie star n da motherlesbianinlaw went n did da campin shoppin (hey..i wuzn't doin 2 shoppin lists!! ya'll kno i can't multi task,lol)...finally da server comes back..SORTA...oh i could get yahoo alright but no pogo....eva seen bingo withdrawl?...not pretty...almost worse than sex withdrawl..lol..finally i gave up...when they got back it was bed fer da kids n bed fer da adults ...
saturday mornin dragged by...i think it wuz knowin i had da house to muhself n life spitin me by makin da time go slo,lmao..they left......final-furkin-ly freedom at last..cakie n i went to da video store...i let her get meet strawberry shortcake which has da most gawd awful songs in it lemme tell ya,lol...n i got a cpl chick flicks..oh n a bag of cotton candy,lol.....from there, it wuz off to da store to get da things i forgot grocery shoppin da night b4..yes i hadda list, damn send ginko please,lol..i got home n chatted a bit then lisa called to tell me they were free to go out now (mom wuz gettin her hair done..still looks da same tho, go figure, lol..)...so i told em to meet me n cakie at da amusement park n from there we'd hit friendly's fer dinner...so at da amusement park this lil girl of mine decides..furk da kiddie rides..she wants.."bigger rides"..so she brings me on da scrambler then decides...ferris wheel.....I HATE DA FERRIS WHEEL...i'm by no means afraid of heights but this damn thing scares da furk outta me...i dragged lisa on wiff me n her...now picture this, its me n lisa on da sides n cakie in da middle..pretty much like this ..she loved it...b4 gettin on i grilled da ride attendant,lol.."this thing WON'T tip ova will it?"..."it can't rock too much n flip?".."whens da last time this thing wuz checked?"..."these bolts secure?"...he wuz like ...then he says..."jus don't move too much"..to which i replyed.."don't worry i won't even breathe til i get off"..LOL...furker n first time around he stops us right on top...WE"RE DA ONLY FURKERS ON IT...omg he got da evilest look eva when we went around...i wuz gonna say sumfin but by da time we got off they changed attendants ...i'm not havin luck wiff ride attendants this summer,lol...i sent lisa on a cpl rides wiff da daredevil then we left...had dinner n came home..wiff EVERY intention of gettin drunk n chattin,lmao...i had a cpl glasses of wine, then feelin all whooped i threw in a chick flick n passed out, only to get up at 2:30 a.m cuz da 2 of us on da couch wuzn't comfy at all...i took her to muh bed n twas all good til 9:30,lol...
ok sidenote....i know this is late...don't blame me, it wuz da movie stars fault, he wuz home today n instead of schleppin around da garage, well he decided to ebay fer most of da furkin afternoon so i wuzn't gonna hit da keys wiff him behind me,lol..
so sunday mornin after cakie n i rolled outta bed, i made us breakfast n then did muh extensive groomin ritual...muh only gameplan fer da day wuz to go up to camp wiff her to "visit" da rest of em fer a bit n have dogs n burgers wiff em...then come home n re-try drinkin at da pc ...oh n it wuz "olympics" weekend up at camp, they had lil festivities planned n at one point da movie star made mention of "bed races" which frightened da furk outta me quite frankly, lmao...so this wuz to be fun...early afternoon we set off to find da place..i neva been there...ya see folks coopy doesn't camp...i don't do dirt n bugs n da woods, not muh thing...it could also be due to da sheer fact dat at da ripe ole' age of 6 i wuz traumatized (ok dats a lil hyped up,lol) by a campin excursion wiff muh aunt n uncle n cousins..durin this excursion i sprained muh ankle in da pool n practically dragged muhself along da trails all weekend n durin da night muh lil cousin dana fell outta da pop-up while she wuz sleepin..LOL..it's furkin hilarious i know but still......so as of last year when da movie star got da pop up, it jus became girls weekend fer me n cakie n let them be da manly campin men they are, well wiff da exception of da motherlesbianinlaw who went this year, lol...i know i know...sheesh,lol...
we found da place n checked in, drove around da site til i saw da banamobile then parked...i got a hug from da boys then poof they were all off to da arcade wiff da motherlesbianinlaw who wuz havin a ball i might add,lol...so it was gary n i in front of da fire,lol...i told him about our day saturday, then exclaimed i wuz in withdrawl ...he said..."lets go, they won't be back fer a bit"...i'm like.."da people will hear me"..lol...he fires back in a straight face..."can't be louder than they are".. wuz muh reaction, n he laffed, furker,lol...did we furk in da pop up?...hmmm well i'll leave dat a mystery...LOL...but when they did come back timmy wuz jus off da wall,lol....made me grateful i had a break...i will admit however da camp is nice, clean...jus not fer me...we were sittin there by da fire n i'm like.."its jus too quiet, too tranquil"..LOL...not to mention i wuz FREEZIN,lol...gawd...i'm turnin into muh gram,lol...next thing ya kno i'll be pee'in every 2 minutes,lol...sheesh...dinner wuz good, can't really furk up dogs n burgers...n i wuz happy to be leavin muh lil terror timmy n his tantrumin to muh mother in law,lol...i kissed em all n told em i'd see em da next mornin..then went home intendin to drink...no drinkin...i watched a crappy movie n fell asleep...this time we made it thru da night on da couch together, uncomfortably but it wuz sleep,lol...
monday mornin i woke up to da phone rinin at 9 a.m...wuz da fruit..., "would you be willin to watch da baby today while we go get da loan fer da car (whole otha story peeps,lol) n do a few errands?"..."sure"......so they came right ova wiff him...then my crew comes back...OMG they were a crabby ass bunch of children by this time..holy furk, i wuz beggin em to go back,lol...between babysittin n gettin da campin crap all situated dat wuz muh monday,lol...chris had football practice dat night too...i told da movie star his coach "scott" had called me n told me practice wuz at 6...i'm like.."is scott hot?"...he says.." i spose to a woman he could be"..."ahhh cuz he sounds hot...sooooo i'll be takin ova football soon?..."...i'm so not right,lol...but he did sound way hot,lol...i'm thinkin reallllllll soon curiosity will get da best of me,lol...
sooooo dat brings me to today...which sucked pretty much btw....he wuz home so dat kinda cramped muh chat, coopy mails late,lol...kids were glued to da ps2 once again, i'm thinkin they were in withdrawl,lol...then i got a lightbulb idea to go out fer dinner wiff him, he said.."call lisa, she owes ya"...so i called...da fruit answered n immediately agreed...we went tonight...waitress had nuffin but air between her ears, slowest server i'm tellin ya, pair her wiff muh alex n theres a winnin couple fer da snail races ...n da food wasn't da best tonight...ahhh but, twas a night out...
woohooo tomorrow its back to normal, no hubby, n omg...school cannot start soon enuff...like 3 weeks er' some chit,lol...furk u peeps wiff da kids goin to school like now...lmao....its not fair i tell ya,lol...iffen i'm exposed to too much more ps2 i'm gonna be swingin from spiderwebs wearin squarepants n singin ac/dc songs...it won't be pretty folks,...n da only thing i can see in da near future is a bar-b-que at our house this sunday, jus to get da family together...oh n to discuss muh gruelin babysittin schedule this semester...some days i'll have him til 10:30..dats p.m folks......i guess this is wut i signed muhself up fer when i offered back when she found out she wuz preggers,lol...ah well...should be interesting tho come when da snow iz flyin n i'm cartin him along wiff mine to taxi timmy to school...yikes...but..i have done sumfin like it b4 i can bust out da superwoman powers n do it again,lol...n b4 i ferget...August 24th...muh gods newest cd comes out...GET IT!!!!!!....lol...i preordered muh copy n am entered into a contest to win 1 of 50 autographed posters,lol...lord help gary,lol...ohh n i also ordered muh 2005 wall calendar too along wiff da album..SHUP!!!!...i'm obsessed, furk off,LOL...october 8th......ok ok i'm shuppin' now, ya'll prolly thinkin i'm off havin sex, i been quiet fer far too long...lol...i did have sex, but dat didn't take long i jus decided to finish this b4 ya'll thought i fergot about da coopy mail,lol...l8ters t8ters...
coopy
anywho...tis get down ta business..
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....hmmmmmmmmmmm, ok i'm havin a geritol moment, wtfurk?.....maybe it's too much bingo,lmao...gawd i've spent more time ova there in pogoland,lol...n u think yahoo has drama?...AYE!!!...lol, but like a professional voyuer i jus sit n watch,lmao...oh n yell at da computer caller when he doesn't pull muh balls, dat bastard,lol.....
ok, me thinkin i have muh mind back, (shup!!)....last week wuz pretty much a normal (as normal as we get) kinda week...i babysat, referee'd da kids, cooked n cleaned, i wuz da all around domestic goddess...yeah had sex too,lol...nuttin too freaky er' weird ta speak of..(da week, not da sex,lol)...was alotta preppin' fer da campin excursion, i got their clothes n shit together, n timmys 47 cars n chris' stuffed animal of da week he can't live wiffout...blah blah blah...
friday night, chris had football practice, to which da movie star stepped up n took him too...i was prayin he'd come home likin it cuz he did wanna quit...motherlesbianinlaw came ova n i ventured off to da grocery store wiff alex (come on..not coopy go alone,lol)...we shopped til we dropped but bein da slowest boy in history he wuz in muh way most of da time.....we got home n unloaded n da movie star gets home wiff chris, who immediately hops outta da bananamobile n screams sayin.."i made a touchdown"...he was all kindsa excited n we hyped him up so he likes football now,lol...it's not muh turn to take ova da football duties of taxi'in jus yet tho,lol...i go n sit down ova here n muh furkin server wuz down...so here i am watchin stupid cartoon network wiff da kids while da movie star n da motherlesbianinlaw went n did da campin shoppin (hey..i wuzn't doin 2 shoppin lists!! ya'll kno i can't multi task,lol)...finally da server comes back..SORTA...oh i could get yahoo alright but no pogo....eva seen bingo withdrawl?...not pretty...almost worse than sex withdrawl..lol..finally i gave up...when they got back it was bed fer da kids n bed fer da adults ...
saturday mornin dragged by...i think it wuz knowin i had da house to muhself n life spitin me by makin da time go slo,lmao..they left......final-furkin-ly freedom at last..cakie n i went to da video store...i let her get meet strawberry shortcake which has da most gawd awful songs in it lemme tell ya,lol...n i got a cpl chick flicks..oh n a bag of cotton candy,lol.....from there, it wuz off to da store to get da things i forgot grocery shoppin da night b4..yes i hadda list, damn send ginko please,lol..i got home n chatted a bit then lisa called to tell me they were free to go out now (mom wuz gettin her hair done..still looks da same tho, go figure, lol..)...so i told em to meet me n cakie at da amusement park n from there we'd hit friendly's fer dinner...so at da amusement park this lil girl of mine decides..furk da kiddie rides..she wants.."bigger rides"..so she brings me on da scrambler then decides...ferris wheel.....I HATE DA FERRIS WHEEL...i'm by no means afraid of heights but this damn thing scares da furk outta me...i dragged lisa on wiff me n her...now picture this, its me n lisa on da sides n cakie in da middle..pretty much like this ..she loved it...b4 gettin on i grilled da ride attendant,lol.."this thing WON'T tip ova will it?"..."it can't rock too much n flip?".."whens da last time this thing wuz checked?"..."these bolts secure?"...he wuz like ...then he says..."jus don't move too much"..to which i replyed.."don't worry i won't even breathe til i get off"..LOL...furker n first time around he stops us right on top...WE"RE DA ONLY FURKERS ON IT...omg he got da evilest look eva when we went around...i wuz gonna say sumfin but by da time we got off they changed attendants ...i'm not havin luck wiff ride attendants this summer,lol...i sent lisa on a cpl rides wiff da daredevil then we left...had dinner n came home..wiff EVERY intention of gettin drunk n chattin,lmao...i had a cpl glasses of wine, then feelin all whooped i threw in a chick flick n passed out, only to get up at 2:30 a.m cuz da 2 of us on da couch wuzn't comfy at all...i took her to muh bed n twas all good til 9:30,lol...
ok sidenote....i know this is late...don't blame me, it wuz da movie stars fault, he wuz home today n instead of schleppin around da garage, well he decided to ebay fer most of da furkin afternoon so i wuzn't gonna hit da keys wiff him behind me,lol..
so sunday mornin after cakie n i rolled outta bed, i made us breakfast n then did muh extensive groomin ritual...muh only gameplan fer da day wuz to go up to camp wiff her to "visit" da rest of em fer a bit n have dogs n burgers wiff em...then come home n re-try drinkin at da pc ...oh n it wuz "olympics" weekend up at camp, they had lil festivities planned n at one point da movie star made mention of "bed races" which frightened da furk outta me quite frankly, lmao...so this wuz to be fun...early afternoon we set off to find da place..i neva been there...ya see folks coopy doesn't camp...i don't do dirt n bugs n da woods, not muh thing...it could also be due to da sheer fact dat at da ripe ole' age of 6 i wuz traumatized (ok dats a lil hyped up,lol) by a campin excursion wiff muh aunt n uncle n cousins..durin this excursion i sprained muh ankle in da pool n practically dragged muhself along da trails all weekend n durin da night muh lil cousin dana fell outta da pop-up while she wuz sleepin..LOL..it's furkin hilarious i know but still......so as of last year when da movie star got da pop up, it jus became girls weekend fer me n cakie n let them be da manly campin men they are, well wiff da exception of da motherlesbianinlaw who went this year, lol...i know i know...sheesh,lol...
we found da place n checked in, drove around da site til i saw da banamobile then parked...i got a hug from da boys then poof they were all off to da arcade wiff da motherlesbianinlaw who wuz havin a ball i might add,lol...so it was gary n i in front of da fire,lol...i told him about our day saturday, then exclaimed i wuz in withdrawl ...he said..."lets go, they won't be back fer a bit"...i'm like.."da people will hear me"..lol...he fires back in a straight face..."can't be louder than they are".. wuz muh reaction, n he laffed, furker,lol...did we furk in da pop up?...hmmm well i'll leave dat a mystery...LOL...but when they did come back timmy wuz jus off da wall,lol....made me grateful i had a break...i will admit however da camp is nice, clean...jus not fer me...we were sittin there by da fire n i'm like.."its jus too quiet, too tranquil"..LOL...not to mention i wuz FREEZIN,lol...gawd...i'm turnin into muh gram,lol...next thing ya kno i'll be pee'in every 2 minutes,lol...sheesh...dinner wuz good, can't really furk up dogs n burgers...n i wuz happy to be leavin muh lil terror timmy n his tantrumin to muh mother in law,lol...i kissed em all n told em i'd see em da next mornin..then went home intendin to drink...no drinkin...i watched a crappy movie n fell asleep...this time we made it thru da night on da couch together, uncomfortably but it wuz sleep,lol...
monday mornin i woke up to da phone rinin at 9 a.m...wuz da fruit..., "would you be willin to watch da baby today while we go get da loan fer da car (whole otha story peeps,lol) n do a few errands?"..."sure"......so they came right ova wiff him...then my crew comes back...OMG they were a crabby ass bunch of children by this time..holy furk, i wuz beggin em to go back,lol...between babysittin n gettin da campin crap all situated dat wuz muh monday,lol...chris had football practice dat night too...i told da movie star his coach "scott" had called me n told me practice wuz at 6...i'm like.."is scott hot?"...he says.." i spose to a woman he could be"..."ahhh cuz he sounds hot...sooooo i'll be takin ova football soon?..."...i'm so not right,lol...but he did sound way hot,lol...i'm thinkin reallllllll soon curiosity will get da best of me,lol...
sooooo dat brings me to today...which sucked pretty much btw....he wuz home so dat kinda cramped muh chat, coopy mails late,lol...kids were glued to da ps2 once again, i'm thinkin they were in withdrawl,lol...then i got a lightbulb idea to go out fer dinner wiff him, he said.."call lisa, she owes ya"...so i called...da fruit answered n immediately agreed...we went tonight...waitress had nuffin but air between her ears, slowest server i'm tellin ya, pair her wiff muh alex n theres a winnin couple fer da snail races ...n da food wasn't da best tonight...ahhh but, twas a night out...
woohooo tomorrow its back to normal, no hubby, n omg...school cannot start soon enuff...like 3 weeks er' some chit,lol...furk u peeps wiff da kids goin to school like now...lmao....its not fair i tell ya,lol...iffen i'm exposed to too much more ps2 i'm gonna be swingin from spiderwebs wearin squarepants n singin ac/dc songs...it won't be pretty folks,...n da only thing i can see in da near future is a bar-b-que at our house this sunday, jus to get da family together...oh n to discuss muh gruelin babysittin schedule this semester...some days i'll have him til 10:30..dats p.m folks......i guess this is wut i signed muhself up fer when i offered back when she found out she wuz preggers,lol...ah well...should be interesting tho come when da snow iz flyin n i'm cartin him along wiff mine to taxi timmy to school...yikes...but..i have done sumfin like it b4 i can bust out da superwoman powers n do it again,lol...n b4 i ferget...August 24th...muh gods newest cd comes out...GET IT!!!!!!....lol...i preordered muh copy n am entered into a contest to win 1 of 50 autographed posters,lol...lord help gary,lol...ohh n i also ordered muh 2005 wall calendar too along wiff da album..SHUP!!!!...i'm obsessed, furk off,LOL...october 8th......ok ok i'm shuppin' now, ya'll prolly thinkin i'm off havin sex, i been quiet fer far too long...lol...i did have sex, but dat didn't take long i jus decided to finish this b4 ya'll thought i fergot about da coopy mail,lol...l8ters t8ters...
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