i know i know i'm late....

hey...at least ya know when i tell ya something, its the truth...imma furkin slacker ...its not like i've been busy, or in twizzs' tree( he'd have to be out of a coma and here for that...) i'm just a natural born slacker...

how the furk are we all?...i'd ask ya in person but...you'd have to actually BE there..... holy god i was just in 31...dead as ever...come on people what did ya do get lives?...sheesh...trekker i agree its only like 2 or 3 regs anymore...i can understand some of ya gotta go and work and shit but damn...FURKIN PEOPLE....

ok i'm furkin done complainin...bout chat at least...can't furkin complain bout drama if their isn't any,lol...

ok i want to set the record straight here...i am not corrupting the room...they are just realizing the finer pleasures and hidden treasures of being a profiler ...k, i feel better already...

ahhh what to say bout my homelife ...well damn game boy keeps fallin asleep on me, he thinks its ok tho, he says well thats why he bought me the bunny...i don't have the heart to tell the man that the bunny can at least finish the job......ok i do tell him, lmao...

my kids are my kids what can i say...ever since chris found out alex is gonna be in that circus freak show of a wedding he keeps tellin the poor kid how stupid he is gonna look in his suit... brothers!!!!...cakie is as adorable as ever, very demanding tho..wonder where that comes from ...ahhh oh yes and the timminator....well i thought he was over with school in june (common sense right?)...hahaha no, i was informed i am a taxi til september for him...just frickin great, i lose my sitter and i get to drag more kids around ...i will survive however...

candle party is turnin out to be a huge success despite the 2 people who showed for the actual party..., i really can't blame people it rained for like 4 days straight then was sunny the day of the party...it was like roaches coming outta da woodwork on the first nice day......i'll do well in any case...the more candles the better ..

so i was at my parents house yesterday......my hubby had been up there all day putting in a light post with my dad..( yes opal..gary cooper )...i went up in the afternoon...so at the dinnertable my dad says to me..."darlene did i tell ya about the new VD they have?".....yup that was my face, i started dyin and choked a bit,lol...he quickly corrected hisself by saying he meant DVD......i swear i was like omg why is my dad informing me about vd....lol...priceless i tell ya...

these kids need to go to bed, the mother in law just left so i'm off like dirty underwear..i'm gonna say a prayer to the god of yahoo that ya'll get your asses in there...

hugzzzz and kissessss and a few gropes to certain ones ....byeeeee for now.

coopy

finally...its a longggggg one too....lol

i think the term is...better late than never.....ok i already told ya imma slacker,lol..

ok, so here we are on tuesday afternoon...i'mma crispy red in color ...but i'm posting!!!...hubby refuses to rub lotion on me..he says i bring it on myself......yeah yeah yeah....i'll mention tetris and he'll grab that lotion real quick...lmao ...

hey i'm gonna be in a wedding!!!...now bro has already heard this, but i'll tell da rest...my best friend, who has been engaged for like 2 years is gettin married may of next year...we have talked wedding plans, blah blah blah, even about another friend of ours not being in the wedding...but NEVER has there been any talk of me being in it...not even a breath,lol...its been quite the discussion with my mom everytime i mention eileen(da friend) and "well have ya heard anything?" ...my mom is a nosey bitch i tell ya ...anywho...so i get on aol today..and i see eileen online...i start bs'in bout da candle party i'm havin this weekend.. i'm such a slacker i never sent out invites......grr@me,lol...eileen says...(btw i have no clue why that insists on becoming a link, i assure you i didn't mean it, i tried fixin it 4 times, i'm done,lol)...so she says "you're still gonna be in the wedding right?"...i was like ..."do ya want me in the wedding?"....she says "well duh yeah"...so now i'm in a wedding...i made her promise me i won't be forced to wear yellow or mint green...but she said light purple...thats cool....now naturally i call my mother ...(1 more time)...she expects an invite she says, lol...then when i say the color is light purple she replies.."well light purple will look nice with whatever color hair you finally decide on"....witch ...she is all for going back to the darker natural color...but she can bite me,lol...imma stayin blond,lol...yes i went back and dyed it what it was before...

ok...wacky family moment...not mine this time...his......hubbys aunt, omg omg omg...she is a friggin nutcase!!!...ok first of all gary (hubby for those of you who didn't know...and go ahead keel over with laughter over the name, lmao)..his aunt has a daughter named victoria...well victoria had been dating carter...a big slob lookin guy for bout 3 or 4 months...victorias birthday is dec 23rd...for her birthday, garys (still laughin at the name huh?..) aunt bought her a wedding gown...i know ...well she finally got engaged like a month ago.....i hate talkin to this woman on da phone cuz i hate how she goes on and on about carter being "the one"..he has lost weight, he goes to sleep therapy for his snorin (roflmao)how he is a better person cuz of her...blah blah blah, fine great but how bout waiting...well they are gettin married in like 3 years, have a date, a place, according to auntie theres no time......she calls da other night and tells gary ( yes gary cooper, lmao) she is throwing an engagement party next month..complete with...ready for this?...are ya sure?...a freakin wedding cake ...AND!!!!...are ya sittin down?....DUNKING BOOTHS...yes i shit you not...a freakin carnival of sorts, lmfaoooo...omg...so then to top it off while talking to hubby..(i'll spare ya da laughter)....she says well ya gotta come cuz alex will be in da wedding......the look on his face was priceless, i had known it was an idea...her idea, but since telling hubby would require communication i failed to inform him......

ok sooooooooo, and i know this is long but you asked for it....lmao...it just so happens that christophers graduation falls the same night......soooooo not only will we not be attending...but my mother in law won't be there for much of the night, lol...i loved bursting her bubble the other night when she came over, LOL...

see its not just my stories from the house...its my whole friggin existence.......i need my own show i tell ya...my kids have been kinda "normal" this week, aside from timmy deciding to leave teeth mark patterns in a line up and down his shin......and well hubby is going out now to give the older boys their haircuts, they have turned into chia pets.....our neighbor is licensed and they were gonna get buzzed but apparently that idea went sour...lol...i am kinda nervous however cuz one time..(at band camp,lol....sorry had to...)...hubby buzzed alexs' hair...takes da clip off to clean it...chris goes up...hubby buzzed a line down the middle of chris' head...he forgot to put the clip back ...ohhh yes!!!...it was a friggin mess, i was mad as hell...it looked so horrible only thing he could do to fix it was shave his head bald...oh and sleep on the couch that night to save himself too... i was pissed...so seeing those flashbacks in my noodle i'm gonna go watch...lol...besides this post is wayyyy too long, and midol is pms'in something wicked at my side...catch yall in 31.....

crispy coopy

p.s. this post is decicated to trekker, opal, and bro...cuz they got on my ass for not doing it yesterday, lol....

p.s.s....hey lil shit pinner, where da hell are ya?

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ahh well here we are again...

i hope all the mothers had a happy mothers day...mine was ok for the most part..i got some form of plant growth in a styrofoam cup from chris, a painted lil flower pot with fake grass and a picture of alex on a stem from alex of course ( yes alex is coopys unknown child )...and then because of my mother in law i got a best mommy shirt with all the kids handprints on it which was sweet..my hubby didn't get me nuffin which i guess i can live with...i have a wish list and it gets tended to every time theres extra cash so i can't complain too much...but he did feel like shit enough to take us out for breakfast then buy dinner too...lol....and of course i got to take a 2 hour nap...so all in all not a bad day...better than last year, last year all 5 of em were sick( sorry folks but from both ends,lol...i said sorry!) and i cleaned up after em for mothers day, so this year was an improvement!...

cakie's party was a total success...the cake saga got worse for those who haven't already heard. well its not new but i'mma slacker so i didn't oder the cake i said hell we'll go order it friday night...now mind you we were gonna get the mother in laws competitors cake...well they flat out said no...i was crushed i felt like cryin cuz they had the cutest barbie cake, she's all about barbie...so we go do our regular shoppin at his moms store...the bakery was closed...crushed again...so we ask them if we called first thing if it would be possible...they said highly unlikely...i was i felt like the worst mother..so we load up our groceries get in the truck and i look at hubby and say "omg what the hell are we gonna do, we gotta ask your mom and after we dissed the cake omg how bad do we look?"....quite comical actually now just my typical luck..

well we go home..and hubby explained...she got right on the phone to the store and it was all good, i even got the same barbie cake i had seen at the other store...and as for the actual party, well ....it was kinda small seeing as the online invitations i sent out never reached anyone,lol...i kinda wondered why only the people i come in contact with the most, and those who don't have computers showed......oops...but she made out like a bandit anywho...and i'll make it up to those who missed the part, we'll have a pool re-opening part er sumfin...lol

i'm tryin to think here....room ah well you know how it is...and here that about sums it up...busy and boring at the same time,lol...yup its possible!...and seeing all this laundry i put off folding yesterday i better get skippy and do it so i'll see ya in 31...hugzzz & mushy stuff!!!

coopy

oops...almost forgot...

i'm sittin here feelin like i forgot sumtin..and holy hell it hits me, i forgot to post,lol...

i bet some of ya were thinkin woohoo...ferget it!,lol..

lets see here...bear with me, my migraine has kicked back in with a vengenence...if its too short i had to go toss my cookies .

well here at home we got the pool up and now its filling...now we just need some really hot weather, i'm sick of the 70 one day 50 the next shit...i need the sun i need color dammit...hubbys friends say the reflection off of me is blinding when i do decide to go out......which as they could tell ya isn't that much, i am referred to as the house gnome...evil fuckers i tell ya ...no really..ya know how hard it is to get out with a train of ducklings following?...lol

cakies birthday party is thursday but we're having a party on saturday...now mind you i scheduled this thing bout 2 months ago...i "remind" my mother in law last week about the party..she says, no please dont tell me its the 10th...thats pinksterfest...i immediately thought omg i know this is a lezbo festival but i just kinda brushed it off as i didn't know...but omg over her only granddaughters birthday party ...lmao. so at dinner with my family it was confirmed this was what this "fest" is....i later tell my hubby what she said to me...he said yes there are alot of gay people but we used to go all the time for the craft vendors..eish i'm thinkin..but theres no gay in hubby at all,lol...so i says to him in my lil sweet voice..but hun this year it has "special" meaning for her with her new "situation", ...he says don't go there,lol....i'm bad but hey to me right now she either comes or doesn't...(arrives ). apparently she is a lil ticked that we are getting a cake from her grocery competition but i hate whipped cream frosting i like that sugary, rot your teeth stuff...lol...she says to him, the frosting you guys like sucks...well fuck her too, she can go to the whipped cream dream vendor at the lez fest,lmao!!! ok ok i'll stop ...but i will report back about how the party went..

hey you lil shit pinner...i heard you're supposed to be getting back online soon...i hope so, you are truly a brat but i miss talking to ya...ya still need an ass beating boy..

and lastly as for the room...well part of the reason i bury myself in the zone or 3.6's "branch" is the fighting...i'm not gonna take sides, i'm not gonna argue with anyone...i told a few people what happened, how the stupid "war" started again and my opinions, but really...well i'm not even gonna bother...if i'm there and words are said i will just keep quiet and stick to my boxes or go into the zone...thats it, i'm not gonna be a part of it...i will just be civil lil coopy, nice to all...and if i get pissed ...well then i may tell ya where to go ... no really, its just not worth the stress...theres too much else to worry about than a chat war,lol...

i just wanna say also...ky i hope you're doing better hun...miss ya in chat, not many share my love for them there bad names we see go in and out of the room,lol......and trek and opal...big hugzzz to you two...talk to ya when ya get home..

ahhh i think i'm done ramblin...i need to go take some drugs and get the kids...popcorn ...see ya in the room....
coopy

p.s. REESES!!!!!.....WAKE UP!!! and the biggest hugzzz gf, you are gonna do awesome tomorrow night...i'm rootin for ya gf....hugzzzzzz ya more....lol