i'm sooooo sexcited...er' um excited yeah dats it...
da man, muh god, muh future hubby announced fall dates n october 8th is da day i have been prayin fer since he set foot offstage last year,lol..woohooo tims coming...when i read da new dates, i hadn't expected any cuz i had been to da site at like midnight n no new ones had been posted but at like 10 a.m when i checked again i saw a bunch of new dates n albany, ny in big ole black letters...i literally fell off muh chair in excitement...dialed up da movie star at work,lol...he was less than thrilled i called n interrupted him fer dat but oh well..lol...but when he got home dat night he tells me he put in a request wiff their "it man" ( i met da it man a cpl times, kinda greasy lookin but he does get da tix,lol)...so i'm like.."k, BUT...i can get da presale tix (yes i'm so obsessed in in tims furkin fan club!!!...LOL...SHUP)"...he says.."i didn't ask for tickets"...so i'm like..." WUT?"...he smirks n said..." backstage pass"...ok peeps IF da "it man" does come thru then you'll be dealin wiff a basketcase...i wouldn't kno muh head from muh ass if i was dat close...omg i'd be a mess...but anywho...i'm not gettin worked up...i jus know..I"M THERE!!!!...damn is it october 8th yet?..i love dat man....
sooooo...friday night wuz alexs' lil friend connors birthday party...it wuz at da baseball field wiff a game following...so i send gary n have him take chris...motherlesbianinlaw called n told me to bring timmy n cakie to her house she'd watch em there so i could go off n do groceries n whatever else i needed...great np...i drop em off n go to wal-mart...got the back to school situation pretty much squared away thank god...still have a huge chunk comin but dats k....then i headed off to da grocery store...muh rocket scientist calls me n says they're home, he wasn't aware they could stay fer da game following ...now mind u i'm sportin a killer migraine i had had all effin day n i'm offerin to come home first n they could come wiff me, would help me...nope wanted to stay home n watch some car show ...i'm pissed so i'm like "wut-eva"...click,lol...i do da shoppin n then go home, he did help at da door...furker...afta dat we all hopped into da van n headed ova to da motherlesbianinlaws to retrieve timmy n cakie...who were more than ready fer bed we were told...hahaha...back at home i was near tears wiff da damn migraine i hadda go to bed...800 mgs of motrin later i'm off in dreamland...
saturday was pretty laid back, movie star did his stuff out in da garage, motherlesbianinlaw came ova n took alex n chris out fer most of da day, off fer school clothes...woohoo hey it helps,lmao...rest of da day was really quiet n laid back...lisa had called to say they were still gonna watch timmy n cakie at mom n dads da next day while we went to six flags so as far as it stood it was all good...i chatted a bit til reeses got da hubby all worked up in da user rooms,lmao..he attacked me then i could chat again...muh templeee muahhh hun...then i decided at 12:10a.m...rest would be wise...hubbys on da chair in da livin room, i announce i'm off to bed...he's watchin a movie he'll be down lata...k...so i'm layin there......ummm ok i didn't get to sleep til 1:45 a.m.....i swear to da almighty it wuzn't muh fault but he told me da next day i'm totally to blame..."fer bein in dat position at da time he got downstairs"...furker,lol...it was jus a normal position i swear, lmao......
ok now da attack dat i didn't start led to us wakin up at like 8:30 sunday...man we had chris' weigh in fer football at 10, then gettin timmy n cakie to mom n dads then 45 minutes north to da friggin six flags..FURK..so here i am tellin kids to clean, n get dressed, i'm jugglin da shower, breakfast...n da movie star is fillin out 50 raffle ticket forms people who bought da effin tix failed to fill in themfurkinselves...lol..it wuz chaos...durin a downtime i decided to tell them bout da dreams i had dat night,lol..one about a moth dat had a gremlin head on it n chris n alex were laffin at it....one bout me datin andy griggs n him takin me out fer a candy apple (he's blond WTF?)...n there wuz anotha really out there one too (not sexual peeps,lol) but i can't furkin remember fer chit right now,lol...plz send ginko,lol...afta i had em really wonderin bout muh mental state, we finished breakfast, n i finished da extensive grooming ritual...gary tok chris to football, n i got timmy n cakies stuff ready to go...when they got back from football, chris informed me his lil friend from his class( he calls him.."chick-a-poe"..it'd Jakob O...LOL)is on his team...then gary comes over to me n whisperin kinda is askin me if da kids alright..i'm like.."huh?"..he says.."chick-a-poe has issues i think..he has an earring n he had sandals on wiff his toenails painted pink"....i'll hafta keep ya posted on dat...yikes...so we get all packed up n head up to mom n dads...drop timmy n cakie off wiff lisa n da fruit...dad n mom n gram would be there too but still ...we FINALLY get up ta six flags n call hubbys friend peter to find out where they were in da park...we went in n up to da picnic area fer lunch first...danny n his lil girl were there, peter n his girl, n robbie n his boy.....i wuz complainin of da heat, n they started right from there pickin on da "house gnome" n tellin me i would kno bout da heat in upstate ny in da summer if i ever went outside......furkers,lol...k afta lunch the guys all signed up fer da human bungee thing, ya pay extra to be taken 180 feet in da air n let go to freefall n basically swing......alex n chris wanted rides, so i'm like ok how bout this dumbo ride..they're like ok...FURK..ok alex passes every damn ride height he's like 50 inches..SHUP!!!!...but chris is like only 44 inches...n i'd say 80% of da rides there ya gotta be 48 inches.....yes i got in da damn dumbo ride ...i felt like the biggest asshole goin,lol..peter came ova n harassed me everytime da damn thing went around...after dumbo, we watched gary n danny go up on this slingshot thing basically...all i wanted to kno b4 he did it wuz.."u still have dat insurance?"..LOL..he had fun tho, then we watched robbie n peter...to which after they got back on da ground robbies lookin round..da girl says.."what did u lose?"..he says.."my testicles!!!"...LOL..then peters like.."i swear i thought i wuz flyin wiff a dead man, there was no noise outta that man whatsoeva"..too funny...robbies afraid of heights, but i was callin him a wuss n askin him how many chances does he have in his lifetime to do dat...he got da point,lol...i wuz babysitter of course,lol...then we went n did bumper cars n scrambler ( in between da "mango lingo" mockin n da furkers askin me if i made da height requirements,lol..then robbies kid zach says "i wanna ride da coasters"..robbie says.."u can ride wiff aunt darlene, she needs an adult wiff her anyway...GRRR,lol)next we broke off from them, they had been there 3 hours before us n had done alot so we went toward da coasters n water rides...i wuz wearin sandals n omg i was blisterin sumfin horrible, but tuffed it out...n da water rides didn't help,lol...muh kids like da fast things tho, chris made the cut as long as we went too so it wasn't too bad, we rode da big stuff...then they see go-karts ...ya pay extra fer those..so i'm like go ahead...no movie star says...they can't drive them, we both gota go, u gotta drive...k peeps at 28 years old i had never been in a go-kart in muh life..lol...i wuz hatin this..."how do ya do it?".."it's jus like a car, brake, gas"..."they on da same sides as a real car?"..LOL...SHUP!!!...i wuz nervous, n feelin pressured, lol...so we get on da track, i buckle up wiff alex..ok now da attendant guy comes to da car...no effin lie this dude (young, blah, ick)...he sits on da front of this car n unbuckles muh seat belt, he's tightening the shoulder straps only his hands weren't on muh shoulders!!!...then he buckles da buckle again..ummm helloooooo da buckle is right down THERE...restin on DAT!!!...n his hands are all ova me ...perv...no i didn't care tho...lol...n when we started i was scared to death...i didn't flip tho, lol, didn't even spin out backwards like a cpl others,lol...i wuz in no way flyin round dat track like dat person i'm married to, lol...furker, damn i wuz glad dat wuz ova..anotha water ride n we headed to da next part of da park, there the kids did a cpl rides on their own n i coaxed alex onto da 'rainbow" ride,lol...we're strapped in n this poor boy wuz scared shitless....goes all da way around n yer up outta yer seat n thinkin yer gonna go flyin,lol..he's screamin.."i'm gonna puke"...n i'm like.."don't u dare...yer fine...it's almost done"..LOL...then it goes da otha way,lol...at da top i then decide to tell him this ride has gotten stuck 3 times n da firemen hadda come get da riders off by ladder truck...afta dat alex wasn't trustin anything i suggested ridin,lol..damn kid, lmao...on our way to da last park of da park, we're walkin n i hear.."hey darlene"..." wtf?"...i look up at da lil umbrella ride dat goes kinda ova da park..kinda like a ski lift..n i see muh cousin kenzie..she's like.."lisa told me u were here, been lookin fer ya"..."well here i am...kk gotta go"... teens...kk at da last section of da park i see da newest coaster...i wanted on it bad...but chris said no..so while gary n alex rode it, i took chris into da game place n won him a blue bear on some squirtgun game...we're standin there waitin fer them to get off n it's called "ghost town" n has a western theme..so in da lil saloon they're havin a live show...i'm hearin a song, i know da song, can't place da voice..SOME SCHMUCK IS SINGIN REAL GOOD MAN...n KILLIN IT..omg it wuz horrible,lol...when da movie star n alex got off da coaster they said it was cool but tame, chris decides ok lets go...he loved it, it was good...the one coaster i wanted to ride, da nitemare (imagine dat)..its an indoor in da dark coaster...wuz closed tho dammit...so we rode one more water ride...then we got one last drink n headed home...by then it was after 7 n i had told lisa between 6-7...mind u lisa had called us bout 6 times in da course of 4 hours...timmy got "antsy" and she brought them back home...oh n she decided to give them baths (something she'd NEVER do iffen she wasn't a mom now,lol)...instead of goin right home tho...hubby decided to try n get me muh fix, see i've been sayin i want to go to da house of frankenstein wax museum, it's really cool, n scary n i haven't been thee in years..alex n chris agreed to go in, so we set off being that it was only 10minutes away...the village was packed tho...sucked no parkin so we jus went home...stopped at bk..(mmhhmmm,lol..i kno) then home...i was whooped, sunburned (which messed up muh tan lines), n blistered so bad i was in need of 6 spongebob band-aids, lol..lisa took right off but not b4 askin me to babysit monday on account of her needin to study...n me bein da sucker i said yes...dat wuz pretty much muh sunday,lol...i was hurtin n whooped so i took muh spongebob first aid ass n went ta bed,lol...did i sleep...afta a bit yes ..not muh fault!!!...i wuz bein comfortable, sheesh
ohhhhhhhhhh hell, i failed to mention cakie had woken up sunday mornin wiff a red rash on her face n arms...we called da doc knowin she'd be wiff da baby lata we hadda be sure...turns out its a case of "fifth's disease" goin thru...da rash is da final stage he says, jus a viral infection thing, common n chit n not contagious...i think chris had it too cuz he kinda had da rash...hey they're actin normal at least...but i kno, i thought maybe i'd get thru da summer ok,lol...it'll be startin all ova again wiff school startin soon,lol...grrrr...
this mornin lisa calls n asks if da fruit can stay at muh house til her class wuz ova, rather than go back home n back...wuteva...he left to get her n left lil man wiff me...he wuz great fer da most part, got a lil fussy later on but then then came n got him..mom wuz babysittin t'nite i heard ...and i'm off da hook fer tomorrow, woohoo...lol...when they left i collapsed on da couch n asked da movie star how da furk i eva did it when cakie wuz a newborn n i had da otha 3...lol...i'm tired,lol..ok ok dats a helluva lotta typin, muh hand hurts n chit...lol..this weekend is da campin expedition...cakie n mommy bonding time, we are goin to visit camp tho sunday night fer dinner, haven't really come up wiff a girls only plan yet fer da rest tho, workin on it,lol...n chris starts football practice wednesday night...so fer now....i'm off to relax muh hand...lol...n not get comfortable cuz dat'd be my fault ...uhhuh sure,lol...i'll be comfortable everywhere now,lmao...kk me out..gropes all round'...
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sooooo...friday night wuz alexs' lil friend connors birthday party...it wuz at da baseball field wiff a game following...so i send gary n have him take chris...motherlesbianinlaw called n told me to bring timmy n cakie to her house she'd watch em there so i could go off n do groceries n whatever else i needed...great np...i drop em off n go to wal-mart...got the back to school situation pretty much squared away thank god...still have a huge chunk comin but dats k....then i headed off to da grocery store...muh rocket scientist calls me n says they're home, he wasn't aware they could stay fer da game following ...now mind u i'm sportin a killer migraine i had had all effin day n i'm offerin to come home first n they could come wiff me, would help me...nope wanted to stay home n watch some car show ...i'm pissed so i'm like "wut-eva"...click,lol...i do da shoppin n then go home, he did help at da door...furker...afta dat we all hopped into da van n headed ova to da motherlesbianinlaws to retrieve timmy n cakie...who were more than ready fer bed we were told...hahaha...back at home i was near tears wiff da damn migraine i hadda go to bed...800 mgs of motrin later i'm off in dreamland...
saturday was pretty laid back, movie star did his stuff out in da garage, motherlesbianinlaw came ova n took alex n chris out fer most of da day, off fer school clothes...woohoo hey it helps,lmao...rest of da day was really quiet n laid back...lisa had called to say they were still gonna watch timmy n cakie at mom n dads da next day while we went to six flags so as far as it stood it was all good...i chatted a bit til reeses got da hubby all worked up in da user rooms,lmao..he attacked me then i could chat again...muh templeee muahhh hun...then i decided at 12:10a.m...rest would be wise...hubbys on da chair in da livin room, i announce i'm off to bed...he's watchin a movie he'll be down lata...k...so i'm layin there......ummm ok i didn't get to sleep til 1:45 a.m.....i swear to da almighty it wuzn't muh fault but he told me da next day i'm totally to blame..."fer bein in dat position at da time he got downstairs"...furker,lol...it was jus a normal position i swear, lmao......
ok now da attack dat i didn't start led to us wakin up at like 8:30 sunday...man we had chris' weigh in fer football at 10, then gettin timmy n cakie to mom n dads then 45 minutes north to da friggin six flags..FURK..so here i am tellin kids to clean, n get dressed, i'm jugglin da shower, breakfast...n da movie star is fillin out 50 raffle ticket forms people who bought da effin tix failed to fill in themfurkinselves...lol..it wuz chaos...durin a downtime i decided to tell them bout da dreams i had dat night,lol..one about a moth dat had a gremlin head on it n chris n alex were laffin at it....one bout me datin andy griggs n him takin me out fer a candy apple (he's blond WTF?)...n there wuz anotha really out there one too (not sexual peeps,lol) but i can't furkin remember fer chit right now,lol...plz send ginko,lol...afta i had em really wonderin bout muh mental state, we finished breakfast, n i finished da extensive grooming ritual...gary tok chris to football, n i got timmy n cakies stuff ready to go...when they got back from football, chris informed me his lil friend from his class( he calls him.."chick-a-poe"..it'd Jakob O...LOL)is on his team...then gary comes over to me n whisperin kinda is askin me if da kids alright..i'm like.."huh?"..he says.."chick-a-poe has issues i think..he has an earring n he had sandals on wiff his toenails painted pink"....i'll hafta keep ya posted on dat...yikes...so we get all packed up n head up to mom n dads...drop timmy n cakie off wiff lisa n da fruit...dad n mom n gram would be there too but still ...we FINALLY get up ta six flags n call hubbys friend peter to find out where they were in da park...we went in n up to da picnic area fer lunch first...danny n his lil girl were there, peter n his girl, n robbie n his boy.....i wuz complainin of da heat, n they started right from there pickin on da "house gnome" n tellin me i would kno bout da heat in upstate ny in da summer if i ever went outside......furkers,lol...k afta lunch the guys all signed up fer da human bungee thing, ya pay extra to be taken 180 feet in da air n let go to freefall n basically swing......alex n chris wanted rides, so i'm like ok how bout this dumbo ride..they're like ok...FURK..ok alex passes every damn ride height he's like 50 inches..SHUP!!!!...but chris is like only 44 inches...n i'd say 80% of da rides there ya gotta be 48 inches.....yes i got in da damn dumbo ride ...i felt like the biggest asshole goin,lol..peter came ova n harassed me everytime da damn thing went around...after dumbo, we watched gary n danny go up on this slingshot thing basically...all i wanted to kno b4 he did it wuz.."u still have dat insurance?"..LOL..he had fun tho, then we watched robbie n peter...to which after they got back on da ground robbies lookin round..da girl says.."what did u lose?"..he says.."my testicles!!!"...LOL..then peters like.."i swear i thought i wuz flyin wiff a dead man, there was no noise outta that man whatsoeva"..too funny...robbies afraid of heights, but i was callin him a wuss n askin him how many chances does he have in his lifetime to do dat...he got da point,lol...i wuz babysitter of course,lol...then we went n did bumper cars n scrambler ( in between da "mango lingo" mockin n da furkers askin me if i made da height requirements,lol..then robbies kid zach says "i wanna ride da coasters"..robbie says.."u can ride wiff aunt darlene, she needs an adult wiff her anyway...GRRR,lol)next we broke off from them, they had been there 3 hours before us n had done alot so we went toward da coasters n water rides...i wuz wearin sandals n omg i was blisterin sumfin horrible, but tuffed it out...n da water rides didn't help,lol...muh kids like da fast things tho, chris made the cut as long as we went too so it wasn't too bad, we rode da big stuff...then they see go-karts ...ya pay extra fer those..so i'm like go ahead...no movie star says...they can't drive them, we both gota go, u gotta drive...k peeps at 28 years old i had never been in a go-kart in muh life..lol...i wuz hatin this..."how do ya do it?".."it's jus like a car, brake, gas"..."they on da same sides as a real car?"..LOL...SHUP!!!...i wuz nervous, n feelin pressured, lol...so we get on da track, i buckle up wiff alex..ok now da attendant guy comes to da car...no effin lie this dude (young, blah, ick)...he sits on da front of this car n unbuckles muh seat belt, he's tightening the shoulder straps only his hands weren't on muh shoulders!!!...then he buckles da buckle again..ummm helloooooo da buckle is right down THERE...restin on DAT!!!...n his hands are all ova me ...perv...no i didn't care tho...lol...n when we started i was scared to death...i didn't flip tho, lol, didn't even spin out backwards like a cpl others,lol...i wuz in no way flyin round dat track like dat person i'm married to, lol...furker, damn i wuz glad dat wuz ova..anotha water ride n we headed to da next part of da park, there the kids did a cpl rides on their own n i coaxed alex onto da 'rainbow" ride,lol...we're strapped in n this poor boy wuz scared shitless....goes all da way around n yer up outta yer seat n thinkin yer gonna go flyin,lol..he's screamin.."i'm gonna puke"...n i'm like.."don't u dare...yer fine...it's almost done"..LOL...then it goes da otha way,lol...at da top i then decide to tell him this ride has gotten stuck 3 times n da firemen hadda come get da riders off by ladder truck...afta dat alex wasn't trustin anything i suggested ridin,lol..damn kid, lmao...on our way to da last park of da park, we're walkin n i hear.."hey darlene"..." wtf?"...i look up at da lil umbrella ride dat goes kinda ova da park..kinda like a ski lift..n i see muh cousin kenzie..she's like.."lisa told me u were here, been lookin fer ya"..."well here i am...kk gotta go"... teens...kk at da last section of da park i see da newest coaster...i wanted on it bad...but chris said no..so while gary n alex rode it, i took chris into da game place n won him a blue bear on some squirtgun game...we're standin there waitin fer them to get off n it's called "ghost town" n has a western theme..so in da lil saloon they're havin a live show...i'm hearin a song, i know da song, can't place da voice..SOME SCHMUCK IS SINGIN REAL GOOD MAN...n KILLIN IT..omg it wuz horrible,lol...when da movie star n alex got off da coaster they said it was cool but tame, chris decides ok lets go...he loved it, it was good...the one coaster i wanted to ride, da nitemare (imagine dat)..its an indoor in da dark coaster...wuz closed tho dammit...so we rode one more water ride...then we got one last drink n headed home...by then it was after 7 n i had told lisa between 6-7...mind u lisa had called us bout 6 times in da course of 4 hours...timmy got "antsy" and she brought them back home...oh n she decided to give them baths (something she'd NEVER do iffen she wasn't a mom now,lol)...instead of goin right home tho...hubby decided to try n get me muh fix, see i've been sayin i want to go to da house of frankenstein wax museum, it's really cool, n scary n i haven't been thee in years..alex n chris agreed to go in, so we set off being that it was only 10minutes away...the village was packed tho...sucked no parkin so we jus went home...stopped at bk..(mmhhmmm,lol..i kno) then home...i was whooped, sunburned (which messed up muh tan lines), n blistered so bad i was in need of 6 spongebob band-aids, lol..lisa took right off but not b4 askin me to babysit monday on account of her needin to study...n me bein da sucker i said yes...dat wuz pretty much muh sunday,lol...i was hurtin n whooped so i took muh spongebob first aid ass n went ta bed,lol...did i sleep...afta a bit yes ..not muh fault!!!...i wuz bein comfortable, sheesh
ohhhhhhhhhh hell, i failed to mention cakie had woken up sunday mornin wiff a red rash on her face n arms...we called da doc knowin she'd be wiff da baby lata we hadda be sure...turns out its a case of "fifth's disease" goin thru...da rash is da final stage he says, jus a viral infection thing, common n chit n not contagious...i think chris had it too cuz he kinda had da rash...hey they're actin normal at least...but i kno, i thought maybe i'd get thru da summer ok,lol...it'll be startin all ova again wiff school startin soon,lol...grrrr...
this mornin lisa calls n asks if da fruit can stay at muh house til her class wuz ova, rather than go back home n back...wuteva...he left to get her n left lil man wiff me...he wuz great fer da most part, got a lil fussy later on but then then came n got him..mom wuz babysittin t'nite i heard ...and i'm off da hook fer tomorrow, woohoo...lol...when they left i collapsed on da couch n asked da movie star how da furk i eva did it when cakie wuz a newborn n i had da otha 3...lol...i'm tired,lol..ok ok dats a helluva lotta typin, muh hand hurts n chit...lol..this weekend is da campin expedition...cakie n mommy bonding time, we are goin to visit camp tho sunday night fer dinner, haven't really come up wiff a girls only plan yet fer da rest tho, workin on it,lol...n chris starts football practice wednesday night...so fer now....i'm off to relax muh hand...lol...n not get comfortable cuz dat'd be my fault ...uhhuh sure,lol...i'll be comfortable everywhere now,lmao...kk me out..gropes all round'...
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