special edition...

gobble gobble folks..special edition of coopy mail just cuz it's just too damn funny to wait...

8 am this mornin..i hear a voice from atop the staircase of our bedroom...chris (muh 5 y/o) yelling downstairs "hey you guys gonna sleep through thanksgiving, i'm already dressed...geez people"......i was up and crackin up...

motherlesbianinlaw backed outta brunch last night, she came over briefly, but even still i had all this crap i bought so i had to make this stuff anyway so i slaved in da kitchen over breakfast...got on this damn computer to be crushed (enough bout dat)...chatted w/ opal..luvs ya hun thx for da shoulder...then it twas off to da shower to get ready..

called my mom up quick before da shower just to finalize shit...lisa was in rare form...she was pissy and was saying my mom was lazy...then she called her a slut...omg i near pee'd muhself, my mother couldn't be a slut if she tried....

got outta da shower and it was on to round 2 of cooking this time dinner stuff...midway through making the stuffing i look up at gary and start listing the things we were bringing w/ us...stuffing, beans, drinks, cheese& crackers&pepperoni, pumpkin bread...then it hits me and i say...why aren't we havin it here?...all this and i can't even get a good turkey day lay ...it's that smell omg, i swear i cream,lol..ok tmi right?...lol...hey guess what tho?...christmas is at our house and guess what?... turkey,lol...

we left w/ everything in tow and 4 kids...omg when we got to da house...i walked in...and wtf..overpowering cinnamon candle burning...@ muh mother...i started bitchin,lol....i needed muh turkey smell, i blew da damn thing out and went and opened da oven all kinda just starin &droolin...gary just shook his head,lol...omg my mom was left all day w/ the food cuz dad had to work til 3...scary i tell ya, lisa was off to da fruits house for a bit..when we got there mom was tryin her hand at yams...she was clueless, gary laffed at her then took over...moms scary i tell ya, she cannot cook to save her life, she really isn't allowed after the food poisoning......we were there now tho all would be k,lol...

lisa and mango showed up and the kids were playin and screamin, i was preparin foods and dad came in...we were bs'in..and dad says to me...i told gary i wasn't sure what i wanted for xmas but there is something...i'm like ok what?...he says well i saw something i really liked on page cantremember4shit of the fredricks of hollywood book...i'm laffin, i say hmm is that an item or the whole package?...he laughs and says it wasn't just the outfit...dads a goof ...then lisa tells me mom ordered something......ok folks coopys mom is uh um...large & um large i can't go thinkin bout her in shit like dat...kills me...i had to get up and leave da room,lol...

chris is tellin his new joke...why do they put fences up around cemetaries?...cuz people are dying to get in......gary was off doing his honey do list that he gets everytime we go there...never fails, there is ALWAYS something he has to do...and the rest of us are just bs'in and listenin to lisa bitch about being pregnant,lol...

i must say at one point i walked over to gary and said ok i'm ready...lol...he's like lets go, but that so wasn't happenin...ah well....christmas

i get the kids their dinner and we all sit down...halfway through dinner (BTW gram wasn't there she opted to go to muh uncles house for the holiday,lol) we're talkin bout a kids mom who was at alexs birthday party and how garys one friend pointed out that she had a camel toe...LMAO...moms like whats that...mango just blurts out a frontal wedgie, omg we were all dyin, mom was crackin up sayin she was gonna be thinking about that all night and my dad was near chokin on his food laffin so hard...dads a pisser i tell ya...he knows,lol....gary says i have a song for ya to listen to, lmao...ah yes then mom started talkin bout lisas education and then they got to arguing about girls names...lisa says lets just drop it...gary turns to her and says...just throw the plate ya know ya wanna...LOL...hey no gram to get gravy on and hell plate wouldn't hurt we took the easy way out and used decorative turkey paper plates, lol...she just laughed and it was all good...but omg mango isn't used to a family sittin down at a dinnertable talkin bout da things we do, lmao...

after dessert we're all just loafin around, my mother is lookin round and dad and gary go off to check some damn thing out...mom says to me...gary really doesn't have an ass on him......i'm like well now,lol...lisa and mango are dyin...gary walks back in and i say...ya know you'd be pleased to know my mother is checkin ya out and says you have no ass...he didn't care he just says he knows that already and goes back to doing more honey do list shit,lol...

dat was pretty much it tho...lotta food, no one was poisoned, no tossed gravy, lotta laughs and family which was needed for me today...had to share w/ yall tho, i know i'm forgettin stuff but for now,lol...this is stuff i may forget come tuesday,lol...yak at ya l8ters...

coopy

the show must go on...

kk...i'm late...and i'm not in denial i am a slacker,lol...but when when i sat down to write last night my mind couldn't focus...without detail..coopy will be k, she's one tough lil chickie i will bounce back, jus gimme a lil time...but broken er' not you'll still get your coopy mail by god...been a hell of a week anywho...here goes it...

okies so spawn class last tuesday, freakin adrianna was a wench again...had to cut out early or i coulda choked that lil wench,lol...she didn't like poke muh eyes out er' nuttin she just didn't mix well w/ me,lol...

ok gotta vent here...BATH & BODY WORKS DISCONTINUED MY CREAMY COCONUT LOTION.... ...WTF GRRRR FUCKIN GRRRRR...ok i feel better...NOT...BASTARDS!!!!

lol, friday night motherlesbianinlaw came ova as usual...i'm sittin here as usual,lol...she's hangin w/ da kids before hubby came home, she gets up lookin for something...apparently timmy took her purse and got into it and pulled out a lil bottle of 25 dollar prescription cold sore ointment...and apparently emptied it...or more like smeared it all over the top of their heater cover in their room, lmao....she was pissed....i had to go to da baffroom and laugh...hey heater cover cleaned up quick tho ...we offered to give her da 25 dollars but no she wasn't goin for it...oh well.

cpl funny things the kids said this week...lol...i still crack up...i was sittin (here as usual) and i overheard chris tell alex..."hey alex don't you dare kick my bad A word"...i died...too funny, guess i should be grateful he didn't say ass but,lol...then on saturday we get back from a birthday party and we all had pretty much had eaten but alex wanted a sandwich so i told him he could make one...he was happy, usually i don't let em do much,lol...so he goes to da kitchen and he's gettin stuff ready when lil cakie starts demanding more soda...lol, i'm like alex will ya get cakie a refill?..all of a sudden the bitch comes out in him......" god i gotta make my own dinner, i gotta get katie a drink...i hate doin things"....i was rollin...gary was laffin, too funny, so all night i walked around sayin " i gotta make muh own dinner....."damn kids,lol....

sunday...i made gary go out and decorate the outside of the house...motherlesbianinlaw called and said she would pick up more lights and head over to our house to help put em up and be here to watch the kids while we went to the concert..well she showed up w/ girlfriend ...and like 6 boxes of lights..i'm like omg clark griswold doesn't have anything on you,lmao....it looks pretty good w/ 3 boxes left to put up this weekend still,lol...the concert was awesome..chris was soooo excited, i was excited, hubby bitched til i told him to shut up......i tell ya toby has come a long way since march..in march he just stood there behind his guitar, he's really opened up..he was all over and i was just amazed...kick ass show...we got chris a hat, 25 dollars...says who's your daddy?...LOL...well it was either that or...we'll put a boot up your ass...i was thinkin iffin he walked in da house w/ dat one on motherlesbianinlaw would have a coronary...LOL...funniest thing tho was chris sittin there singin right along w/ "you ain't much fun since i quit drinkin"...

the spawn class birthday party invitations went out on monday... all 22 of em...the countdown to my nervous breakdown is now at 10 days......i'm so not prepared for this..next weekend is nuts for me..christmas party for hubbys work friday night...family birthday party for chris on saturday, spawn party sunday ...grrr at myself for the torture i put myself through...lol...

i wanted to skip outta going to school yesterday...i knew i wouldn't be needed such as every other tuesday being that they were gonna be having their brunch...but when i told chris i thought i may not go...he looked at me w/ those damn eyes and said...but all the other kids mommies will be there...i was a pile of mush on da effin floor...i had to go..i dragged lisa w/ me and my 2 lil ducklings...packed room, ton of food...timmy kept going back and forth to the food table just helpin himself, lol...but i was glad i could be there woulda kicked muhself in da ass iffin i stayed home..

grrr i'm sorry guys i think i hit a wall here bigtime..i'm gonna just have to end it right here...remember coopys bounce tho,lol...hey do me a favor will ya?...i know ya damn canadians already had your thanksgiving and happy belated thanksgiving to ya too btw,lol...but for everyone else...i don't care iffin ya smellin da turkey, fondlin da turkey, or just plain eatin it...just smile once for lil coopy...hugzzz all and have a great thanksgiving...eat way too much...watch the gravy...and be safe...i'll be catchin up w/ ya soon...

coopy

my life..for your viewing pleasure...

ya know..i'm thinkin i just gotta start typin this up in moderation..i was sittin here last monday night poundin da keys for bout an hour er so and it drove hubby crazy..he's like jesus christmas what the fuck ya typin a damn book?......i said uhhuh...he got tired of hearin me after a few more minutes of not takin his hint and he wandered downstairs to bed......ya got your novel didn't ya?..hehehe...he'd shit iffin he ever knew the things i tell,lol...well he knows me so..

i gotta say i'm thinkin he isn't to pleased w/ my ramblins as of lately...well ya see..he was talkin to a nurse on da phone last week, just a follow up kinda call askin questions blah blah blah...he gets off da phone and was tellin me bout it like her askin iffin he noticed changes in diff shit, walking...blah blah blah....(long story peeps but stick wiff me here)...so outta no where...coopy says "well ya know its funny but ya do walk like a fairy at times"... (him)...(me)..he's like um wow whered that come from...ok peeps my hubby is in no way shape or form a fairy but theres just times he thinks he's mr king shit and i gotta bring him down a few notches ...i was dyin, literally in tears, he's answerin the kids questions all night endin it w/ "thats ok and i walk like a fairy"...lmao...i explained myself but the fairy cracks keep going still every now and then..lmao..i luv the guy but he gets to me,lol...its da lil things, the fairy walkin, the way he has to look at a burger everytime he takes a bite turnin it every now and again oh and the thing that irks me da most...he cannot to save his life keep something in a box for longer than 5 minutes,lol...now mind you the latter 2 things were brought to my attention by his friends and i just crack up, the fairy walkin i noticed on muh own...it's a happy walk i swear..lmao but he's not allowed, lmao...am i bad?...i think not..lol...he said to me "i never say dat shit to you"..i'm like well dats cuz ya know better...he's like uhhuh i feel da love..lol..how can i not love da guy, i can pick him apart and still get whatever i want...lmao (hence da permission......long twisted story new peeps...but i gots permission iffin ya get past fluffy and thats not happenin).

ok and speakin of dat fluffed one...(see i told ya i'd wanna rip his nutz off soon didn't i?) he's breezes in, i got muh leash tightened and poof he's gone 4 days (and countin)...go figure..bout da tightenin tho... ya think i listen?...well kinda..kinda sorta sometimes,lol..(been w/ fluff fer a year now guess he has say..as little as it is,lol)...and don't worry i'm sure he knows he has an as chewing coming..i swear he likes it...weirdo but i luv him silly .

ok so remember da motherlesbianinlaw was coming to get the boys for haircuts friday?...well she called me early and asked iffin she could come get em..no prob coopy time ...she's like whatdya think about me takin timmy?...i was more than all for it, she tried to get outta it tho askin me iffin he shouldn't go on account of nap...(hey lady i'm not gonna be here later when ya get back you are i'm goin shoppin....i'm thinkin,lol)...so she comes gets the 3...and i'm assuming she knows how timmys hair gets cut...fast forward 3 hours...chris and alex come to me, chris w/ a great cut and blue hair gel alex lookin good w/ purple hair gel ()...now timmy.......the haircut he was given made him look like a friar...for christs sake cut the hair around his ears, holy cripe...i fixed him but told hubby later that night how much i hated the cut and he agreed next time he'd take him..

i forgot to mention this last week, maybe cuz i thought she'd relapse...but i finally got cakie off da damn pacifier.......although many more moments w/out it..i need stock in midol for a 2 year old ...and omg while da motherlesbianinlaw wuz here...cakie had a lil shit fit and when she does that she kinda flops face down on da floor and just lays there...i'm not complainin...she doesn't scream..so we're all sittin in da livin room, cakies face down on da floor and muh timmy (da kid in speech therapy) says fairly audibly "oh great...a midol moment"...i almost pissed muhself at the look on her face...almost to say what in gods name are you teaching them,lol..hehehe dats muh boy...oh and she had decided to get the kids highlights.com as one of their christmas presents..so she's on their puter punchin shit in and i'm on mine, doing muh own thing...and she's gettin flustered...i'm like whats goin on?...she's saying she can't figure out what to put where and shoots me a look like "well maybe if ya can pull yourself away from the damn computer you can help me"...now mind you imma sweetheart.. i'm shooting her a look back as to say "sure i can help you...right after i choke you and hide your body.." ...lol

hmmm lets see here..wut else ...okies i gotta say i saw some pretty nice uh..boots last week......oh and i'm takin a likin to dat couch too..i'm allowed all da women i want so i'mma just gonna enjoy muhself ...how bouts a repeat of dat couch friday night?..ahem..lucky?...temple?...serene?......psst dave?...you just bring da turkey ...

ahhh now da weekend...saturday was pretty dull...lotta laundry i tell ya...got some craft ideas for the kindergarten spawn birfday party... and pretty much loafed around...chatted a bit but my tree was/is () MIA...and opal wasn't here..damn gf imma glad ya back...i missed ya...ah yes then sunday......well day started out pretty good...mom called to say she wasn't commin to pee (er' i mean drop by after church)...lol..and knowing we were all trekkin out to chuck e cheese for dinner/the party well after alot of yellin timmy and cakie went down for a nap..in da meantime a knock at da door...a lady wantin to see da van (remember da eyesore for sale on muh front lawn?)...hubby goes out, is outside for like 5 minutes then comes in w/ a guy, signs da papers and da guy pulls out dis wad of money...me being me i'm like lookin at him like (how u doin? ,lol)...he got $1800 for it, not bad and apparently he didn't wanna hear nuttin bout da van except whether or not his womans legs fit ...weird...but hey i'm glad they did its off da lawn now, lmao woohooo happy dance, oh and i went to spendin some of that money right away, got a cpl new uh..happy toys ...and a dress for da upcoming company christmas party ..

so now its time to go to chuck e cheese...we get up bonnie and clyde, we all do what we refer to in da cooper household as "pees' & teeth)...LOL...then we head out w/ like 10 minutes to get there ...so we pull in..everyone and their uncle were there as thought..we're walkin towards the joint and i look at gary and say..ya hear that, oh man i hear it...he says uhhuh...alex says i don't hear anything...i'm like ya gotta be a parent i think to hear agony...LMAO...the place was effin mobbed..wall to wall kids, 4 parties going on......we found his party and bens mom offered the kids all a spot at the party table cuz she had extra room..i offered her chris,lol...we kept timmy and cakie, me thinkin timmy would get lost at least twice and i wasn't puttin that pressure on her, poor woman...okies so we let alex and chris loose w/ tokens and head off to order us a pizza oh and don't ferget da 3 dollar hot dog timmy had to have ...while we're standing in the line that stetched bout 20 feet...alex and chris come up behind us, alex w/ tears in his eyes, i'm like wtf ya cryin bout?...ok i wasn't dat mean...lol...he's like i couldn't find you and dad ...this damn kid w/ all his anxiety, i swear he's a tulip...gary tells him to suck it up and has chris lead da way to fun...i rolled my eyes and said to gary its time for a therapist he's just like da motherlesbianinlaw w her stress...you'd think being my kid he can handle it, cripes i should be on prescription meds but i'm not,lol......YET!!!

ok so we're all havin fun, cakies ridin da lil ride on cars and shit..timmys gettin lost in the tunnel thats up on da ceiling..(hey he wasn't my responsibility i had cakie,lol)...we ate, kids had fun guess da headache was worth it......only 1 kinda "out there" thing happened while we were there..the kid ben had a few relatives along for the party...picture this will ya?..his great grandmother is sittin behind us...she has da white bee hive hairdo thingy goin for her, pink polyester pants (yeah those) and a pink fuzzy sweater...looked like a bottle of pepto bismol!!...oh and da kicker!!!...that 80's blue eyeshadow.....she comes up to cakie and is telling her how pretty she is, i look up and she grabs my chin and says well now, her mommy is very pretty too ...oh no she did not!!!!...in sweetheart mode i'm like thx..then...walkin out we say thx to bens mom...grams winks at me!!! ...garys laffin at me the bastard..and i grab cakie and head for da door...skeered....ewwwww

and of course we get all da kids belted into da sweet pickles van and gary says...walmart?...i'm thinkin we're pushin our luck but agree knowin i gotta get c batteries for muh bunny cuz the ones i got friday night got stolen from me by hubby cuz he asked which was more important...playin wiff muhself or puttin em in the baby monitor to hear the kids in da middle of da night..i answered playin w/ muhself but he took em anywho..fairy walker,lmao...walmart wasn't bad...chris eyes were poppin outta his head as we walked past lingerie.....i gots muh batteries, cakie got a new pillow and hubby spoiled me gettin me the panels and decorative rods for da windows in da living room and dining room.....and uh yes i did benefit from his 5 minute rule..the rods and panels are up and lookin purty ...didnt even take tetris to get em up, just being new, who woulda thunk?...lol

damn school gave the kids a half day friday on account of parent/teacher conferences..and they didn't stop there...they have today off too.....my mom will be along soon so that i can go to my appt., gary took alexs appt tonight...alex got straight a's and i'll find out bout chris at 3...when asked who was watchin them, i'm like grandma (big difference from grammy )...so ya better go clean your rooms cuz ya know she'll walk through da house to get to da bathroom,lmao..alex laffs..why does she always use our bathroom...she's old hun,lol...whatdya want me to tell ya, lol...oh psst dave?...i'mma havin turkey tonight...but by da time ya read dis i'll have had it already,lol.....

well shit this is alot longer than i thought it'd be and i was gonna wait til tomorrow after spawn class but i'm thinkin i'm just gonna hit send and give ya a thrill early..and save spawn class til next week..

31...well lemme just say my peace here...yea the room had been changin for awhile and yea it has changed more now...but like i said before its all in how comfortable ya feel and well i don't feel comfortable in there anymore..yup i go back from time to time and yes i keep in touch w/ those who make an effort to keep in touch w/ me...for most that hasn't been the case but those who have know who they are..and big ole hugeee hugzzz i loves ya's and i miss ya's and muh box is always open to ya and i'll be pesterin ya too ...lixxx ya's gf's...hmmm did i say dat right?...lol...anywho...i'm off like dirty underwear...like i know huh?...lol...hey i bought some...tucked em away in da drawer and fly free again but i got some,lol.......okies l8ters t8ters...u know where i'll be..unless fluff decides to grace w/ his almighty presence... and iffin dats da case...shhh i'm droolin ,lol....luvs ya's..

coopy

another chapter in da coopy chronicles...

ok right now at this moment...tim could retire forever and it prolly wouldn't phase me...(ok i suck at lyin )...but im in total bliss having just spent 5 1/2 hours yackin wiff someone very special...yes muh fluffy has resurrected (of sorts) and well its just amazin i tell ya...ok ok enough bout my gushy mushy wushy bullshit, i'm sure next week i'll wanna rip his nuts off,lol...

ahhh k...so hmmm ok tryin to scroll through muh mind here, not easy lemme tell ya, lotta weird shit in there...lol...most of last week is totally escaping my mind...thinkin it was pretty much the same ole shit around home, and in yahell well...gotta say i don't go to 31 much anymore been in 2 alot more...not that i don't miss ya in 31...i just have needed a room with people who actually talked and kept my mind off that goofball who was missing for a cpl weeks...reeses you're the woman...i loves da bravery gf...lol...i'm sorry the phonelist extends all da way from 1 home number all da way to da morgue, lmaooo...opal and bro...big hugeee hugzzz you two heard me cryin and stressin so much i think i gave ya ulcers......its more than all good now...til' next time..LOL...hey i'm realistic..

ok so lisa sends me that damn survey again, and being the survey vixen i am ,lol...had to send it...apparently i didn't shock anyone from room 2 cuz they're still welcoming me,lmao...i'm really not sorry i sent it, u know how much i love em,lol...and da naughty ones well ummm uhhuh...and uh...how come the only one that has been returned to me was daves????......get on it peeps...not like its 150 questions er nuffin...lol...

wooo ya ready for this one?...after church this sunday...mom didn't just come to pee...she actually stayed and colored my hair...lol...yup trailer trash roots aren't a' showin no more,lol...i got to hear all bout how they're gonna start lookin at reception halls for 2006 ...all i said was no dunking booths......then she switched gears to the babt shower and saying she's toying w/ the idea of making it coed...yeah ok mom i say what ya want?...she's like well i just figured mango will be there and well maybe gary (yes new subscribers get your laugh in, his name is gary...put it w/ da last name, lol) could come w/ the truck and help bring their stuff home......oh lemme tell ya he was thrilled to hear that...then i tap on that mango took them all out to dinner sunday night and well lets just say he has his feelings bout him,lol...he'll tolerate him tho for me like a good boy.... after mom left it was off to wal-mart..our new sunday ritual it seems..this time alex needed new shoes..no biggie we get there..timmy does his usual "freak out" wanting to ride the damn lil bus that goes back and forth when its fed 2 quarters...damn wal-mart fer puttin em right at the door...bastards!!!!..ok i vented,lol...anywho..after his ride we get carts and off to shoes...but first..this just in...COOPY BOUGHT PANTIES ...they were purty....must say i did put em on yesterday and was instantly reminded why i gave em up...damn panties...but they're purty,lol..i'll save em for a special occasion...like a funeral,lmao!!!...kk and we're off...alex got shoes, chris had to get transformers sneakers too ...marketing bastards!!!!...lol...we got a cpl household things and left...of course not without riding that damn bus again......bastards!!!!......ok ok so its like late, dinnertime and shit and i wasn't about to go home and cook, so hubby decides hey lets check out da new chinese buffet...oh joy..ok picture this will ya?...i ask for a booth...it wasn't crowded at all we had our own section of da joint thank god...but ya got alex timmy and chris on one side of this booth, me and hubby on da other and cakie in a high chair at da end..ok things are good...me alex and cakie are seated and eatin...chris is seated...hubby is coming back with timmy when timmy decides to start screamin cuz he wanted steak, lmaooo...he got his steak then it was all good...well dunno iffin ya ever noticed but the chinese chicks aren't like american waitresses...american waitresses come to da table and ask if everything is ok..not da chinese chicks, they stand at da end of da section and just stare...mind you 3 lil boys are starin right back in her face just kinda ...ohhhh it gets better...they take your plates as ya empty em...so our chick musta been feelin froggy...she tended to another section...timmy decides he's picked as much as he was gonna and stands up in da booth and starts yellin "hey lady".."lady i'm done hoo hoo"...omg heads were turnin...now mind you throughout dinner i'm tryin to keep em from talkin and more to eatin...shhin em and sayin quiet...don't i say..."timmy..sit down"...he turns to be and says...with big ole timmy eyes and a shitty grin..."shhh mom quiet" he was even whisperin that lil shit...garys laffin his ass off and i kick him in da shin ...ok gonna put a space in here....lol...

woooooooooo ok so da "lady" cleans up and we're off to da dessert table...where cakie spots jello..."bello...bello"...ok she gets her bello and we're all back...ever hadda chinese eclair? cakie drops her bello on da floor...then starts whinin and screamin for her fallen "belloooooo"....lol...i'm dyin, couldn't find it wanting to find it cuz i can feel da "ladys" eyes burnin a hole in muh back,lol...gary gets her more bello and we're all good...ok so we all get up, are headed out i step back.. stepped in da fallen bello...god its just not fair,lol...that was my sunday,lol...how was urs?...lol

this week is pure shit...ok monday was beautiful, kids go to school happy coopy day, today was like hell all over...kids had the holiday off, not having a clue why but to torture me..actually they weren't bad...and i didn't have to spend the afternoon w/ the kindergarten spawn...but friday is a fricken half day and they have monday off......monday is parent teacher conferences...oh joy,lol......omg sunday is a birthday party for alexs friend benjamin (remember ben?...the bully snack takin binge kid in da corner from elementary school?)...its at chuck e cheese for fucks sake... a sunday at 4 at that place is like happy hour in margarittaville (hooked on phonics sux i want muh money back,lol) man its gonna be hell...and what did the brilliant coopy suggest?...i said hey thats dinner time why don't we all go, alex can go to his party and we can go do our own thing w/ da other 3... WTF drugs am i on???????????....oh i can feel a migraine coming on....sunday,lol...

and ahhh i know i hadn't mentioned da motherlesbianinlaw as of yet but she's still lurkin around...she kinda faded away over the past week, must be lovey time w/ casey......she'll be back in torture da daughter in law mode pretty soon i'm sure...actually i think she's gonna try takin the boys for hair cuts on friday, i'm sure she's sayin ima slacker for lettin it get that long but grrr i need to chat dammit,lol..no really thats hubbys job and he's da slacker,lol...ah she can take em...quiet time for me and cakie..

dats bout all muh brain can put out i think...i'm grasping now...just knowing theres so much coming up between the tk concert (he's so excited)...thanksgiving (will that turkey aroma get coopy so excited she takes da hubby into da parents baffroom for a quickie?)...decorating for christmas (always a story there)...more fluffinator ravings...more sex surveys?...then ah yes...the king mother of all...the kindergarten birthday party at coopys house ...and just as added torture, chris being the lil stud he is wants both the boys and girls from class not just the boys......for those keeping score...thats 2 problem children...the boy is damian (how appropriate) and adrianna......omg omg in muh house w/ muh christmas tree up,lmaooo...

ok ok i'mma tired lil one...ok i'm lyin again i'm of to go chat...ttyl...ahem...get those surveys to me...bastards!!!!...lol...l8ters t8ters...

always coopy

from da coopy files...

howdy doody folks, yes it's time for another edge of your seat edition of slacker mail...i hadda wait til after spawn class today,lol...

ok...ya know i left 1 thing out of my ramblins last week..it's just amazing to me how back when our children started kindergarten, every birthday party or social gathering parents would cling to their children....children who couldn't give 2 shits that ya stayed and went off playing leaving a roomful of strangers to just congregate and bless the crazy couple who is hosting all of the screaming chaos...ok fast forward 2 years where you were lucky to see the parents actually get out of the cars to escort their kids to the door and if they did it was a pick him/her up in 2 hours?...2 years ago i had a list of phone numbers some parents left 2 or 3 ...this year...nodda...again i just hadda share that view...god i can't wait til chris' kindergarten party in december ...

ok Halloween this year blew like the freakin wind for me...lemme explain..ok ya'll knew how my motherlesbianinlaw intervened and took over costumes..ok so i had a batman and spiderman left that i hadda say in...ok well come thursday night we had a mix-matched top and bottom pajama batman w/ a mask.....the timminator didn't care, hey he's 3,lol....and w/ the sweats under his costume...alex looked like a spiderman that climbed the wall of krispy kreme donuts one too many times......ya had gary saying he didn't look too bad and me just disgusted...so of course i prevailed and off to target gary and alex went...coming home w/ the most popular damn costume that scream thing...(so much for creativity, guess i should be grateful he didn't come home w/ the ballerina costume...lol)..ok so...costumes are ready to go...come Halloween day i had decided to take timmy and cakie w/ the aid of my lovely darling sister to the costume parade at the school...wow what a joke...lisa backed out saying she was tired (good pregnancy excuse )...so i was alone w/ bonnie and clyde...we get to the school and everyone and their uncle was there, so many people i hadda park like way down da hill like a block from da parking lot...bastards!!!...ok i vented i feel better...i pass alexs class, they're ready to roll...go to chris' class, they hadn't had their damn party yet, sheesh...so we kinda shlep around a bit and then its parade time....the higher grades basically line up in the hallway and the kids from grades k-4 walk around and the higher kids clap...now envision this will ya?...all kinds of kids in the halls....triple the number of parents, and a bunch of really hot and overwhelmed and cranky kids in costumes walking by like scared zombies...1 kid had a really creepy mask on and timmy ran around me hiding with a death grip on my leg..i was so happy to leave,lol...but as we were chris was crying, going down the hill timmy fell down and started screamin...i was near breakdown announcing that all cooper children will be sentenced to a nap for bad behavior and if they dreamed of trick or treating they better damn well listen...we get home...3 outta 4 ain't bad,lol..

my damn motherlesbianinlaw invited herself to come over and go trick or treating w/ us ...i was so mad i coulda spit nails...why couldn't she just come ova after that and watch em while we went shoppin...NOOOOO we must choke out another breath of life from me......i was extremely sarcastic and stated more than once how this halloween sucked and i wasn't into it...she got pissy but helped with the kids telling them to be patient and no whining cuz there was enough bad vibes in the house already...muttering you evil fucking carpet munchin wench i left da room......ok so hubby gets home, he's got da flu so he was as good as dead to the world and pissy himself so it was gonna be fun..we go out the door i'm thinkin k lets go to where we went last year...gary says lets just hit a few houses in our neighborhood...ok no prob...til he says lets go around da block...ok this hill up to the next street behind me is about as tall as mount everest if it's not mt. everest....not a god darned streetlight in sight and (mind you i was under the impression of going to where we did last year)...4 inch heels ...cakie learned a few more no-no words that night i think...lmao...i hobbled along quite a distance behind the others w/ cakie hangin onto my hand i look at her and say...iffin mommy falls will ya pick me up?..lol...lookin pretty cute in her angel costume (but woulda looked better as a ballerina) she looks up and says ok mommy.....first house on da street up everest..i get cakie to the door and da motherlesbianinlaw takes her from me.....i turned around gave gary the death look...he musta said something to her cuz she let me go door to door the rest of the way,lol...ah well...all in all like 12 houses and a ton of candy anywho it was back to da ranch then off for groceries...lol...hey i did better this week..only $140 bucks, lol

ya bored yet?...too bad...my weekend was ok nothing too exciting, un-decorated for halloween and decorated for thanksgiving...a pee break visit from mom after church sunday and a trip to wal-mart for alex who is now wearin boxer briefs ...sheesh...not much going on in my family...hadda visit the international bank of dad to play catch up on a few things but all in all pretty uneventful...motherlesbianinlaw called to tell me she had tuesday off and could she go to school w/ me as an extra pair of hands in da classroom...i said sure being the nice, tolerent, torturing myself, kinda person i am...

ok so thats today...lisa calls me first thing and says she's sick (damn pregnancy excuses) and can't watch bonnie and clyde for school...ok no prob we'll wing it,lol...hadda go get my copy of finding nemo so we stopped there then went to school...get to the class and i was shocked, they actually seemed organized today and more like a class and less like a zoo......motherlesbianinlaw soon followed...2 mrs. coopers was quite confusing,lol...i became mrs.(dat name i hate).. i almost did a jump for joy when chris' teacher let motherlesbianinlaw help at chris' table w/ adrianna..( i must confess da in muh mind was laughin evily...lol)...i got to glue and paint and ya ready for this?...GLITTER Dinosaur Dan ...D week peeps,lol...my kids were pretty cool...damian is da class bully but he doesn't ever bug me he hugz me,lol...he was at my table along w/ the lil boy up da street another kid named Jakob O. (chris pronounces his name CHIKAPOE...i died first time i heard that,lol)..and sarah..all did exactly what was asked, i cleaned up then they had snack...all the while timmy and cakie were making a terrible mess at that damned rice table ...lol...i grabbed chris and headed to get alex for a parent pick up...signed em out and left...ah da motherlesbianinlaw must be feelin like she owes them time cuz she just left w/ da 3 boys to go see brother bear at da movies... works for me...

now don't go thinkin...bunny time ...cuz i already done put in about 37 minutes sittin here writin this and after i hit send i'm off to make turkey supermelts...lol...no fun for me, ah maybe i can play tetris later and get the big stick.....

ok iffin i hadnt already told ya'll...timmy penciled all over a complete wall in his room to which i had to erase..he taught cakie how to stand on things to reach things she isn't supposed to...oh and yesterday during our dollar store getaway i decided to buy them lil talkin/singin/beepin/fuckin drive ya insane...toy cell phones...omg these things are soooo loud and omg wtf was i thinkin...(as cakie right now laid it on my mouse pad, battery cover off and 1 battery has a chewed effect to it teeth marks everywhere )

okies and last but not least...coughcough31aintdasameanymorereallysuckscoughcough...hugzzz to muh friends going through some rough times and well about 3.6...hellifiknow...ok guys i'm outtie but not b4 i grope the hell outta ya'll for gettin in between my peaceful house and muh bunny time,lol...l8ters t8ters...

your friend full of hot air
coopy