imma slacker...
kk i'm soooo not feelin da coopy mail this week, but i have dat responsibility so da show must go on...i'm whooped too but i dunno how much carpel tunnel i'll have cuz i didn't write da stuff down this week, i'm wingin it ladies n germs...lol..
this is also kinda late cuz i started goin back to spawn class this week..its an every tuesday thing that i go into da kindergarten classroom n volunteer muh precious yahoo chat time to help 25 children cut out animal parts n shit n glue em onto construction paper... ok dats da "center" i hate da most...who woulda thunk?..most people would think id cringe far worse over the glitter crafts, but no theres just way too many parts to cut out for 5 kids (peeps just think 2 eyes, 2 ears..etc..)...but anywho...i was dreadin it...i get in n they're all...its mrs. cooper ..right away timmy darts fer da toys cakie in tow...i sat down n listened to a story bout spaghetti n meatballs comin outta da sky like rain..lol, it was gay..then timmy surprise surprise hadda use da bathroom...np we go n come back.."mrs cooper..you're in the star center...".. plz no animals i'm thinkin..."today we are starting the letter O n you n our "friends" will be gluing opposites on O"..., hey it wasn't animals,lol...so we get to our table n they pretty much did their work quickly...adrianna (devil incarnate) says.."hey i know u"...i was like yup i've been here a few times......she was surprisingly good...when they were done we cleaned up, n even tho it went semi smoothly i was reminded why i gave it up for awhile...for the brief moments in between the chaos of 25 children runnin around whinin, he did this she said this...you can just hear the sickness, the coughs, the sniffles ...i took off shortly after ..came home n hadda nap...do i really gotta go back next week?...lol
my week aside from dat has been pretty shitty..wiffout goin into too much detail, fluffy is a fuktard dicklickin ball suckin piece of shit n i found out thursday...lol...luvs ya reeses, you need yer own P.I. practice,lol...lettin go is da hard part n dats where i am..gimmie time but hate songs do tend to help...LOL...
friday night...well dat was a furkin mess..da movie star went missin for hours, neglectin dinner n oh yeah, shoppin couldn't get done even tho mom n lisa were here n waitin...twas a long story n it's far from over, lets just say he's in da wrong n i'll just play on dat well...forever......in my sisters words...we aren't married we're just "friends with benefits"......hey doesn't bother me...i had a nice clean house sunday n i didn't hafta lift a finger not only dat but he got me a fresh pack of batteries (n we're talkin 8 pack, notta 4 pack peeps)..woofurkinhoo......time to play,lol...
when mom n lisa were here fri. night lisa like whipped out her belly showin da top of her furkin granny panties ..i said holy hell yer wearin granny panties,lol...n after she got her lil jab it.."well at least i wear panties" ...dats overplayed,lol...she's like, omg darlene wanna talk bout granny panties...she goes on to tell me how a few nights ago mom noticed she had a line around her tummy from the elastic on her underwear (i dunno why she's lookin peeps n i don't wanna know)..so mom says.....i have a package of your grandmothers underwear i took from the apartment when we went to clean it out (yes, my dead grandmothers underwear!!!!)...i'm sure the color drained from muh face...she says what?..they were in a sealed package brand new...i'm like MOM...lmao, i was at dat point near pissin myself n forgettin how muh asshole hubby was late.....lisa goes on to tell me n not only tell me but demonstrate..."ok darlene, at that point i was willing to try anything cuz mine were hurtin my tummy...i went into the bathroom n tried them on...(with full demonstration with her hands now folks)..THEY CLEARED MY CHEST" she says...OMG i lost it...lmfaooooo....yes that visual was funny but DAMN...mom took grams underwear......bro grab yer inhaler..omg omg...speakin of...my other gram (gravy n choc mousse gram)...whenever my cousin ryan is around her he always says.."sup puff"...lmfao, he calls her puff cuz of her fro lookin white hair...LMAO...i'll be seein this in action on da 20th cuz i just received an invitation from my aunt for a cabin fever party they're throwin...we need to wear summer attire..YEAH RIGHT!!!, n i gotta bring a summer type food... brother...its just a party...but even still, always a story...they're family on my side..need i say more?..lmao..
lisa found out she's havin a boy... i'm disappointed but hey whatcha gonna do?...lol...at least i'm uh can i say experienced?...in this department...lol...da fruit is tickled pink, jesus christmas i just hope he straightens up for this lil boys sake...n da name, opal i'm sorry i thought it was tony da 3rd...its tony da 4th ...blah blah blah...n ya know i'm seriously thinkin of gettin this lil boy all orange-ish clothing fer da shower...bein a mango n all...n i know we're sayin a kiwi but fer real...wouldn't it be a kumquat?.......ANYWHO...lol, we're all gearin up fer da shower now, its next month already...n i know she's hopin da fruits outta da clink b4 she delivers but i'm thinkin i'll be standin in......whatta situation...sheesh...man she had on grams undies...dats jus 10 kindsa foul......
some of ya know dis already, but muh lil kindergartener chris went on a field trip yesterday to a play with his class...well when he got off da bus afterschool i was like...well how was it bud?...he looks up at me n says in a complete monotone voice..."it was BORING mom"...oh it was...why?..."they didn't even speak our language "...i'm crackin up, n alex is laffin as we're walkin up da driveway...what language did they speak chris?.."they spoke AMERICAN".....i left it alone..then he says, "oh n they had some of that mime stuff goin on".....poor kid...theres another field trip to another play later on this month, lmao...we signed him up fer football too this week...geez that'll cut in on yahoo time too ...ah well...it'll be fun..for him,lol...
tryin to think here...oh yeah got muh bling...finally, it is really purty i'm just unsure yet wether or not it looks right on muh finger...da motherlesbianinlaw is back...she came home saturday n came over to get her car which was adornin my front lawn for 10 days ...she brought presents fer da kids n sat wiff em while we went shoppin, finally...we barely talked but it had to be done,lol...i got to see pictures of her n "casey" in da pool down there too..i didn't know "casey" went down to visit da family too ...n she brought me back a tank top (wut else...well besides a sex toy, lol) its cute pink n says princess across da chest.....she brought alex n chris back some weird action figure w/ far too many attatching pices in my opinion...cakie got a sun visor w/ tinkerbell on it that says miss attitude (PERFECT)..n timmy got THE MOST ANNOYIN gift of all...a hat with mickey n a train on it, n when ya press da lil thing on top it makes train sounds...loud train sounds , hearin trains i get flashbacks of the movie intolerable cruelty w/ george clooney n catherine zeta jones where da guys in da motel room wiff da young girl makin train noises n them gettin all sexcited......that movie sucked ...but that mans train fetish is forever etched in my mind now...the coffin n turkey doesn't sound so odd after all huh?..
ok guys i'm exhausticated n shit n i'm gonna chat fer a bit, climb a few trees, oh wait i'm too innocent fer dat.....i'll tty in 2...britty duck i miss u gf, luvs u
coopy
p.s. anyone else seen that spongebob goes prehistoric wayyyyyyyyy too many times already like me?..the furkin thing came out friday night n since then i've seen it 5 times, geez....its sooooooooooo bad that timmys walkin round callin cakie sqaub...n she's answerin to it!!!...n i'm walkin round sayin tabungadu...good lord i need a padded cell...lol...
this is also kinda late cuz i started goin back to spawn class this week..its an every tuesday thing that i go into da kindergarten classroom n volunteer muh precious yahoo chat time to help 25 children cut out animal parts n shit n glue em onto construction paper... ok dats da "center" i hate da most...who woulda thunk?..most people would think id cringe far worse over the glitter crafts, but no theres just way too many parts to cut out for 5 kids (peeps just think 2 eyes, 2 ears..etc..)...but anywho...i was dreadin it...i get in n they're all...its mrs. cooper ..right away timmy darts fer da toys cakie in tow...i sat down n listened to a story bout spaghetti n meatballs comin outta da sky like rain..lol, it was gay..then timmy surprise surprise hadda use da bathroom...np we go n come back.."mrs cooper..you're in the star center...".. plz no animals i'm thinkin..."today we are starting the letter O n you n our "friends" will be gluing opposites on O"..., hey it wasn't animals,lol...so we get to our table n they pretty much did their work quickly...adrianna (devil incarnate) says.."hey i know u"...i was like yup i've been here a few times......she was surprisingly good...when they were done we cleaned up, n even tho it went semi smoothly i was reminded why i gave it up for awhile...for the brief moments in between the chaos of 25 children runnin around whinin, he did this she said this...you can just hear the sickness, the coughs, the sniffles ...i took off shortly after ..came home n hadda nap...do i really gotta go back next week?...lol
my week aside from dat has been pretty shitty..wiffout goin into too much detail, fluffy is a fuktard dicklickin ball suckin piece of shit n i found out thursday...lol...luvs ya reeses, you need yer own P.I. practice,lol...lettin go is da hard part n dats where i am..gimmie time but hate songs do tend to help...LOL...
friday night...well dat was a furkin mess..da movie star went missin for hours, neglectin dinner n oh yeah, shoppin couldn't get done even tho mom n lisa were here n waitin...twas a long story n it's far from over, lets just say he's in da wrong n i'll just play on dat well...forever......in my sisters words...we aren't married we're just "friends with benefits"......hey doesn't bother me...i had a nice clean house sunday n i didn't hafta lift a finger not only dat but he got me a fresh pack of batteries (n we're talkin 8 pack, notta 4 pack peeps)..woofurkinhoo......time to play,lol...
when mom n lisa were here fri. night lisa like whipped out her belly showin da top of her furkin granny panties ..i said holy hell yer wearin granny panties,lol...n after she got her lil jab it.."well at least i wear panties" ...dats overplayed,lol...she's like, omg darlene wanna talk bout granny panties...she goes on to tell me how a few nights ago mom noticed she had a line around her tummy from the elastic on her underwear (i dunno why she's lookin peeps n i don't wanna know)..so mom says.....i have a package of your grandmothers underwear i took from the apartment when we went to clean it out (yes, my dead grandmothers underwear!!!!)...i'm sure the color drained from muh face...she says what?..they were in a sealed package brand new...i'm like MOM...lmao, i was at dat point near pissin myself n forgettin how muh asshole hubby was late.....lisa goes on to tell me n not only tell me but demonstrate..."ok darlene, at that point i was willing to try anything cuz mine were hurtin my tummy...i went into the bathroom n tried them on...(with full demonstration with her hands now folks)..THEY CLEARED MY CHEST" she says...OMG i lost it...lmfaooooo....yes that visual was funny but DAMN...mom took grams underwear......bro grab yer inhaler..omg omg...speakin of...my other gram (gravy n choc mousse gram)...whenever my cousin ryan is around her he always says.."sup puff"...lmfao, he calls her puff cuz of her fro lookin white hair...LMAO...i'll be seein this in action on da 20th cuz i just received an invitation from my aunt for a cabin fever party they're throwin...we need to wear summer attire..YEAH RIGHT!!!, n i gotta bring a summer type food... brother...its just a party...but even still, always a story...they're family on my side..need i say more?..lmao..
lisa found out she's havin a boy... i'm disappointed but hey whatcha gonna do?...lol...at least i'm uh can i say experienced?...in this department...lol...da fruit is tickled pink, jesus christmas i just hope he straightens up for this lil boys sake...n da name, opal i'm sorry i thought it was tony da 3rd...its tony da 4th ...blah blah blah...n ya know i'm seriously thinkin of gettin this lil boy all orange-ish clothing fer da shower...bein a mango n all...n i know we're sayin a kiwi but fer real...wouldn't it be a kumquat?.......ANYWHO...lol, we're all gearin up fer da shower now, its next month already...n i know she's hopin da fruits outta da clink b4 she delivers but i'm thinkin i'll be standin in......whatta situation...sheesh...man she had on grams undies...dats jus 10 kindsa foul......
some of ya know dis already, but muh lil kindergartener chris went on a field trip yesterday to a play with his class...well when he got off da bus afterschool i was like...well how was it bud?...he looks up at me n says in a complete monotone voice..."it was BORING mom"...oh it was...why?..."they didn't even speak our language "...i'm crackin up, n alex is laffin as we're walkin up da driveway...what language did they speak chris?.."they spoke AMERICAN".....i left it alone..then he says, "oh n they had some of that mime stuff goin on".....poor kid...theres another field trip to another play later on this month, lmao...we signed him up fer football too this week...geez that'll cut in on yahoo time too ...ah well...it'll be fun..for him,lol...
tryin to think here...oh yeah got muh bling...finally, it is really purty i'm just unsure yet wether or not it looks right on muh finger...da motherlesbianinlaw is back...she came home saturday n came over to get her car which was adornin my front lawn for 10 days ...she brought presents fer da kids n sat wiff em while we went shoppin, finally...we barely talked but it had to be done,lol...i got to see pictures of her n "casey" in da pool down there too..i didn't know "casey" went down to visit da family too ...n she brought me back a tank top (wut else...well besides a sex toy, lol) its cute pink n says princess across da chest.....she brought alex n chris back some weird action figure w/ far too many attatching pices in my opinion...cakie got a sun visor w/ tinkerbell on it that says miss attitude (PERFECT)..n timmy got THE MOST ANNOYIN gift of all...a hat with mickey n a train on it, n when ya press da lil thing on top it makes train sounds...loud train sounds , hearin trains i get flashbacks of the movie intolerable cruelty w/ george clooney n catherine zeta jones where da guys in da motel room wiff da young girl makin train noises n them gettin all sexcited......that movie sucked ...but that mans train fetish is forever etched in my mind now...the coffin n turkey doesn't sound so odd after all huh?..
ok guys i'm exhausticated n shit n i'm gonna chat fer a bit, climb a few trees, oh wait i'm too innocent fer dat.....i'll tty in 2...britty duck i miss u gf, luvs u
coopy
p.s. anyone else seen that spongebob goes prehistoric wayyyyyyyyy too many times already like me?..the furkin thing came out friday night n since then i've seen it 5 times, geez....its sooooooooooo bad that timmys walkin round callin cakie sqaub...n she's answerin to it!!!...n i'm walkin round sayin tabungadu...good lord i need a padded cell...lol...
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