ohhhh boy it may be a doozy (wtfurk izza doozy anywho?)...

neva quite understood dat lil terminology...ahh anywho..i'll get muh hand brace ready i have a feelin i may be needin it,lol...oh hell i'm so honest...i'm startin this now (which is sunday)...lol imma cheater...wanna make sumfin of it?..lol..

i'd like ta thank muh agent opal fer dat nice week off from coopy mail,lol...and damn good thing ya back..yahoo sux wiffout ya...not dat da rest of ya'll are unimportant n chit but she's muh evil twin,lol..so DEAL..lol..

wow..now i needa go back n think..kno how hard dat is fer me?..lol...before i get too involved, i must say i've come to da conclusion dat muh kids don't need me far as much as i had thought...i've come to this realization fer da simple fact dat..gone are da days of "mommy yer so pretty" (yes, jus to get me to refill their o.j cup,lol..but it worked) to now that they can refill their own "mommy you have a big butt"..."mommy yer a pain in my ass" "mommy go away you're goofy"..(ok DAT one wuz true,lol)...damn n it's only gonna get better..good gawd..furkin kids...n OMG OMG OMG i have boys...they used to be lil cute boys..now they are more like gross smartasses..like MEN..lol...fer instance, i'm layin on da couch timmy decides to curl up alongside me, we're watchin some cartoon network thing but durin da commercial he decides to stick his hand in his pants i'm like "it's still there"...now ya see muh lil timmy has this evil grin dat i swear would even scare da devil himself...he's grinnin n says.."it's gettin bigger"... fer da luv of everything sacred i want muh lil boy wiff da speech delay back!!!!!...LOL...now i'd like ta say the nitemare ends there but no..da grin gets even more evil lookin n he takes his hand out of his pants...now i knew sumfin terrible wuz comin i flew off dat couch jus b4 he says laffin hysterically.."smell my hand"...OH MUH GAWD!!!!!....of course i'm mortified..da furkin movie star wuz rollin..omg this iz muh life......bout an hour later i got brave enuff to lay down again...timmy curls up again, now mind u i'm scared now,lol...he got da point i wuzn't fond of his last lil outburst so he jus sat there askin me questions...then a stupid cartoon wuz on n there wuz a guy n girl kissin on da couch in this cartoon...i say.."timmy (bein he is da authority on every damn cartoon network show) who are they?".."they're (insert any name here) parents"..."oh"..."timmy who's your parent?"...*he's doin dat grin again*..."dat guy next door".. "huh?"..."briannas dad da guy next door iz my parent"......"am i your parent timmy?".."no, you're mom"..."iz dad your parent timmy?"..."no he's gar".......i hadda set da poor boy straight dat mommy n daddy are parents n da guy next door iz jus dat guy,lmao...gawd imagine dat in da neighborhood,lol...i'll be sure to tell briannas dad dat one when i see him in a week when school starts, lmao...no shame...

i think coopy mail fer last week woulda sucked cuz i really didn't do nuffin excitin dat week...jus same ole chit,having da baby those 3 days wore me da furk out..he wuz really good but omg i dunno how i did it wiff cakie n da 3 boys, wowzers..come thursday night muh aunt came ova to go to chris' football practice n her words to me were.."damn girl u look tired"..wuz sad but true,lol..by friday afternoon i wuz exhausted but still managed to shop,lol..then had an all out brawl wiff alex last saturday dat landed his arse in bed all day wiffout gaming abilities fer a week,lol...dats right, don't furk wiff me,lol.....who's yer mommy????...LOL...umm lets see, ohhh da bbq..well..lisa decided she needed to study so she wasn't comin til like dinnertime..., so mom n dad n gram came..da majority of peeps went outside but gram who neva goes outside cuz she'd freeze in 100 degree heat stayed in n so did mom who wanted to watch a movie...i felt inclined to stay wiff em so we watched some gay movie, lol...then lisa showed up...apparently da fruit wuz tired so he stayed home n he kept da baby so she could enjoy herself, oh he's so sweet, not...lol...da motherlesbianinlaw showed up to give da kids beanie babies as promised so she stayed fer dinner...afta dinner i get out da dessert, i had made 2 reeses cup pies...lmao well they turned out to be more like reeses cup slop...furkin things neva set, lol...wuz good n da kids loved da mess, me i wuz less than impressed,lol...anywho...ummmmm hmm lata last week chris' got 2 football jerseys wiff his name on em, he wuz mr. king shit then i wuz informed,lol...his scrimmage game wuz set fer thursday night..

on tuesday night ohh i'd say bout' 9p.m i get a call from da fruit....."would you be available fer 2 hours in da mornin to watch da baby?".."sure" then i get an explanation..i don't ask fer one i jus get one...lol..."i hafta go dig a cpl holes"... but bein me i couldn't let it slide, lmao.."u gotta dig a cpl holes??..we talkin like dead body holes?"...he wuz offended i think, lmao.."is dat yer impression of me?"..."well let's jus blame it on muh warped mind, k?"..(LOL)..."ahh ok...see ya in da mornin"...LOL...of course dats muh impression, sheesh...lol...he wuz at da house by 8 n back at da house by like 8:30, quick hole digger, (i think he's done it b4..)...said they were plantin trees at his dads...hmmmmm lol...they left tho thank goodness,lol..i'd had muh fill of babyness til thursday...thursday holy furk lil man wuz cranky as hell...he had been up all nite da nite b4 n it didn't stop with me,lol...i wuz soooooo happy to see lisa,lol...on da way out lisa asks me bout chris' scrimmage game dat night, i give her da info n she told him she'd be there, even enlisted mom sooooooooo dat meant i hadda go too n da whole trail of ducklings...when da movie star got home it wuz a rush to eat n go..ok well i met da coach...it's anotha classic case of a hottie voice not matchin da appearance,lol..not muh type although when i told da movie star "he isn't wut i expected"..he replyed wiff.."he's yer type he's bald"...FURKER,lol...chris' looked all serious playin, too cute n they won which iz always good...i wuz freezin muh arse off i jus left home in a rush wiff jus muh black tank top on...it wuz cold ...cakie n timmy n alex jus wrestled in da grass all nite, lol..i wuz pissed i hadda sit on the grass, god forbid i get dirty,lol...n when i got up da first time i'm like.."muh butts wet"...n gary follows it with.."this is da outdoors princess things like this happen"... wut a furker i tell ya,lol...

ahhhhhhhhh kk speakin of wetness n a balding man..I GOT MUH TICKETS FER TIM!!!!!!...not da floor seats i initially wanted but..i'm very close on da side wiff still 2 chances to get to da preparty backstage ...security watch out,lol...da movie star told me thurs. nite he wuz gonna go see metallica da nite afta tim n asked me to check tix..i did n noticed a presale so i told him friday i'd get him da seats... dat music,lol...sorry bro ...anywho i got their seats, holy furk they got better than me fer tim...n i hadda get mine thru da fanclub...furkers,lol...i called him at work n said.."say thank you"...LOL.."n i deserve sumfin nice fer dat"....he says.."how bout a blow job?"....why'd i marry this man?..lmao...

friday nite i started da christmas shoppin, i know UGGGHHHHH,lol...but i got cakie practically done...they kill ya wiff all them damn commercials now then come november ya can't find da shit...lol...if i hear that my little pony so soft pony commercial song 1 more time i'll scream,lol..but..i got one ..finally got da new headset so da mic wouldn't be furked anymore (i still say there will come a time,lol)..then it wuz groceries,lol...it wuz sooo late, n i wuz tired not to mention all da meds i took had been wearin off so da mouth pain wuz gettin intense..we got to da truck (aka bananamobile)...now mind u this truck iz in da walmart parkin lot only like halfway up an aisle ...doesn't da movie star decide to get frisky,lol..omg i'm like.."i can't, theres kids"..LOL...he's jus goin about stuff anywho,lol..well we didn't furk but i did take muh top off n ya can take it from there...lol...all this before a family of like 8 walks right past da window of da truck...omg i neva looked so guilty in all muh life...n he's jus laffin at me,lol...i dunno wut got into him but we'll see iffen it becomes a weekly thang,lol...we get back home n da motherlesbianinlaw had da 3 boys all set to leave wiff her fer a sleepova...cakie wuz miffed cuz she couldn't go but i told her i'd make it up ta her,lol...as soon as we kissed da crew n they left, doesn't muh next door neighbor decide to drop by wiff a pile of food,lol...he's one of those got more money than god n retired but still hasta work people...lol...so he has a part time job at a pizza joint, he brought a 24 cut, salad n 2 dz wings..@ 10:30 p.m ..needless ta say da kids have been eatin dat all week so far, lmao...hey, it's da thought dat counts,lol...anywho, dat wuz fri. nite...ohhhh ya wanted ta kno iffen da parkin lot continued...yup sure did,lol...but wut happened will remain a mystery, hey i gotta have sumfin private at least,lol...

saturday mornin..i awaken to da sound of metallica blastin in da livin room (i'm downstairs ), da movie star wuz downloadin songs on muh puter so he could burn a cd...great,lol..i didn't care, i have da only cd burner so it wuz no big deal, jus turn dat furkin crap down... he hadda leave early to pick up chris n do a football fundraiser..so as he left i decided to take cakie to da store (i ALWAYS ferget sumfin on grocery nite,LOL), we hit da video store then i promised her a trip to da dolla store...i told ya i'd make it up ta her,lol...a fuzzy purse wiff angel on it, headbands, crayons, n a colorin book lata (oh n 2 spatulas,lol) she wuz happy..we went to da motherlesbianinlaws to pick up timmy n alex...then it wuz back home...well we get home, i get all situated here at da puter, try checkin email...nuffin ...try gettin into bingo...nuffin ...try gettin to da knowzone (tims official message boards)..nuffin ..i could get into yahoo!!!!!...LOL...so i'm tryin n tryin n gettin nowhere...i'm cussin...hubby gets home n i'm like "wtfurk did ya do?"..so he comes ova n starts furkin around, n box afta box iz poppin up..."thanks i appreciate dat virus ya downloaded fer me" ...he wuz quite miffed too..lol...total waste of time dat mornin n screwed me ova which wuz certain death,lol...i wuz smart assed comment after smart assed comment..." i lose muh puter ova metallica shit?"..."i never got a virus from country music "..LOL...he knew he furked it n hadda fix it...poor guy wuz barely breathin by noon,lol...killer head cold had set in n wuz knockin him out...but he felt bad n i'm sure i didn't help,lol...he had it all reformatted saturday night......still really furkin sux i hadda get all muh chit back n i lost muh tim wallpaper but..i used da kids puter fer muh bingo addiction n by sunday i had new wallpaper,lol...anywho...i can laff bout' it now n i'm furkin back so la dee da,lol...

sunday, hmmm furk dat wuz only yesterday n i'mma drawin a blank...ahh yes...breakfast as normal...them mom came ova afta church to say "hi kids..grandma hasta use yer john".....she stayed fer a lil bit...i owed her fer a cakie christmas gift i ordered from avon so of course she stuck around fer dat,lol...got da check n left...da movie star hadda put a pump of some sort er' anotha in muh van n he wuz gettin a buddys fathers motorcycle runnin...kids played in da backyard so i got half a break....n a pretty good nap,lol...then as da night went on i begun ta have excruciatin tooth pain, these furkers hurt, omg afta dinner i wuz in tears...i wuz so cranky it wuzn't even funny, n by this time hubby wuz down fer da count wiff da cold so i hadda get da kids ta bed, he helped then he went ta bed..rare fer him to go dat early but i understood,lol..i stayed up ta watch a movie then chatted a bit...omg nuttin like a furkin play by play huh?..lmao..

today i hadda take all 4 rugrats wiff me fer chris' n timmys school physicals...YAYYYYYYYYYYY SCHOOL IN 9 DAYS!!!!!...omg i cannot wait,lol...they are makin me crazy...i picked da movie star up at work fer an extra set of hands n cuz timmy needed a shot, i wuz expectin disaster, like him kickin da chick in da teeth when she'd try givin it ta him...so when chris n timmy went in he volunteered to stay wiff em, i'd stay wiff cakie n alex...alex put puzzles together n cakie played wiff a wooden farm...at one point she's yellin thru da office.."mommy the horsees are goin PEE".....LOL...then poof theres gary n da boys, all done...i'm like.."umm he didn't freak?"...hubby says "yeah he said.."ow""...LOL...well hell,lol...i took da movie star back ta work n came home n woohoooooooo twas christmas fer coopy,lol....muh package finally arrived muh calendar n cd,lol...no more listenin to cmt's copy...lol...i immediately took down da 2002 calendar (SHUP!!!...LOL) n put up 2005,lmao...i added a pic to da wall n popped da cd in da stereo ..it's not warped..YET,lol...but i do kno it by heart already...obsessed much?......ahhh well i jus am so excited fer da concert, he makes me tingle,lol...

ok ok i have rambled far too long...i think someones feelin better tonight too i'm gettin da "how u doin" eyes,lmao...i'll see ya's in da room...

coopy

hidey ho...

i'm not even sure bout dat lil intro but anywho,lol...not a whole helluva lot to report this week quite honestly but...

hmmmm let me see here...well friday night wuz da usual, got outta da grocery store somehow wiffout spendin a fortune yet at da same time gettin more than we usually do..i dunno...lol, go figure...came back home n afta chasin da motherlesbianinlaw away hubby n i sat at our puters n played bingo...lol..no wait...i played bingo...he went to pal-talk n wuz lookin fer tits,lol...i wuz lookin ova his shoulder tho don't u worry..lol..gawd forbid i miss it too!!!..lol..we ordered chinese too..now mind u i don't do egg rolls (da food!!! but..i don't do asian men either..they do nuttin fer me )..so instead of da furkin egg roll wiff muh dinner i asked fer a spring roll......he gets da food from da guy, grabs his...now mind u i'm almost thru a game of bingo...i get up afta da game which i lost ..i get muh food n da furker ate muh damn spring roll.....he said he thought they were both da same.....bastard,lol...

saturday..well wiff da damn weathermen sayin we were gonna get furkin charleys' rain all day sunday, i decided to call off our family cookout fer sunday..i called mom n she wuz ok wiff it but hadda ask muh dad first..dads a busy man these days afta da "retirement"......mom then goes on to ask me iffen i hear bout' tims albany presale yet..no i hadn't but expected it lata this week or next..she tells me she's payin fer lisas ticket as well as mine..jus cuz... WOOHOO..n dat she'd drop da check off durin her "visit" sunday afta church..omg i wuz so excited!!!.so anywho...dads calls me back like 15 minutes later...da man neva says hello...lol...it went kinda like this.."u have my blessing fer next sunday"..."umm well ok then,lol"...n dat wuz it,lol...i tell ya da man doesn't say much...but when he does it's hilarious,lol..gary wuz glad he didn't hafta go out n mow da lawns, instead he furked around wiff da new pc all day...i went to da video store n rented a cpl movies we have still yet to watch n are due thursday,lol...oops,lol...then i came back n played bingo in between foldin large masses of laundry...nuttin really ta speak of...

sunday i got stuck wiff breakfast duty while hubby met danny ova at da motherlesbianinlaws house to put in a seperate phone line fer "casey".....ok now peeps...i gotta say...n i believe i failed to mention this but,lol...they're furkin lookin into buyin a house ...did yer skin jus crawl too?..LOL...i'll go one step further...2 houses down from me a house jus went on da market..as soon as da sign went up she called on it..()...THANK U SWEET JESUS it wuz way outta their price range,lmao...omg i don't even wanna have a nitemare bout them livin dat close..yikes...anywho...i believe they're still lookin tho, n it's GOTTA be close...but not DAT close...sheesh...*skin crawlin*...mom had called sunday mornin n told me she'd be stoppin by lata on jus to visit (which means to go pee)but dat she hadda "late night" (I DIDN"T ASK!!!..LOL)n wuz skippin church...i told her one of da intentions of da cookout wuz to get lisa to bring her fall schedule so we could work out the details of baby detainment,lol...soooo...here it is early afternoon n i'm watchin stayin alive fer da 500th time (jus so i can watch john travoltas ass while he dances those most stupidest dances eva...u old people?...u really dance like those furkers back then???...good lawd,lol)..so then i hear da fruits most annoyin voice comin from da driveway.....they stayed an hour..kiwi wuz really cranky...prolly part due to da fact his fruity father had all his cousins all screamin n runnin round'...mom pee'd then decided to cover up wiff a blanket n "rest her eyes"...mom would always get caught dozin off thru da years n when called on it say she wuz jus.."restin her eyes"....yeah ok mom,lol...we talked bout lisa n da fruits newly purchased vehicle (how a convict gets a loan to buy a car i'll NEVA kno!!!!)...n how it had turned out ta be an ok day weatherwise..those bastards...at least gram can join us next sunday,lol...she couldn't this past sunday,lol...yay...oh da stories,lol...afta they left it wuz jus pretty much a regular day, dinner, chaos, ps2, cartoon network, showers, snack, more chaos, "pees' n teeth" then da sweetest thing in da world..BEDTIME!!!...

i told yall it wuz a slo week...lol...lisa forgot her schedule dat day too but called me yesterday to tell me muh services were only needed on thursdays fer a few hours..everything else wuz covered..whew...lol...cuz keep in mind bein taxi again this year i wuz kinda stressin,lol...i felt productive (not reproductive thank god) so i went thru all timmy n cakies clothes fer fall...cakie needs more of course bein a girl n not havin hand me downs,lol...but timmys set, damn they have alotta stuff...but dats done at least...gawd i can't wait til school starts..dats 15 days peeps..if i gotta toss timmys lil arse in bed 1 more time fer hittin alex n chris ova da damn ps2, or hearin him yell.."mom!!..yer BOLD"..or..."(so n so)..yer a pain in my ASS"...i'm gonna freak...i don't have much patience left i tell ya,lol...gawd i luv em but enuff of this summer chit already..lol...it's almost worth me possibly bustin muh ass on ice again...lol...n cakies finally on da potty trainin bandwagon..it's not all wine n roses tho i tell ya.....keep yer fingers crossed fer me,lol..n eyes, n legs...etc...LOL..

da movie star sold 2 of da 3 eyesores..YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...we acquired a furkin labatts blue pontoon boat tho dat da damn motherlesbianinlaw won off some raffle so dats on muh lawn for sale...i cannot win...he came home from work wiff da 350 engine fer da blazer..dat'll be da project comin up here purty soon..dats sold too but still sittin in da damn driveway,lol...oh n dannys jeep is still out on da lawn too...but he finally got da hint it's not sellin at our house n is gonna try rich's house next..i don't care as long as its outta here...damn..lol...omg...then lisa calls me later last night..it's like 10:30 ..she says.."u gonna watch da baby wed, thurs, n fri?"...i'm like.."ummmm didn't we say jus thurs?"....she says.."well thats my normal schedule..this week is orientation, on those days, n mango is sleepin n workin, n everyone else is workin too"....."yeah ok".."when again?"...then i hear.."wed...from like 1-4...then thurs n fri from 8-4:30"......"umm yeah ok np"...omg this kids gonna call me mommy ..as if i don't have muh hands full now wiff mr "yer a pain in my ASS" already...this week should be interesting...cpl dat wiff da cookout sunday this time gram wiff us n possibly motherlesbianinlaw n "casey"..hubbys friend rich called da other day n asked why da movie star hadn't called him like he usually does every sunday while makin breakfast..so i told him he went to do caseys phone line..he says.."are u alone?..cuz i don't want him to hear"..i'm like.." yeah?"..."wuts da story there..are they?..."...LMAO..i jus replyed.."hellifiknow n sure as hell don't wanna go there either,lol.."...

ok i must leave u now...i hear da baffroom door slammin every 2 seconds n da sound of timmy sayin.."shut up"...i'm tellin ya i can't take it much longer...15 days 15 days...oh n stay tuned to da next excitin saga of da coopys mic files...i'm only half furked dats comforting ..we'll see friday when i get a new headset...i will bet i'm still furked tho....lol..it's jus muh shitty luck...anywho....l8ters t8ters

coopy

ughhhhh carpel tunnel time...lol

i really do dread this,lol...tis good to vent but at da expense of muh bunny hand i'm not so sure, LMAO...

anywho...tis get down ta business..

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....hmmmmmmmmmmm, ok i'm havin a geritol moment, wtfurk?.....maybe it's too much bingo,lmao...gawd i've spent more time ova there in pogoland,lol...n u think yahoo has drama?...AYE!!!...lol, but like a professional voyuer i jus sit n watch,lmao...oh n yell at da computer caller when he doesn't pull muh balls, dat bastard,lol.....

ok, me thinkin i have muh mind back, (shup!!)....last week wuz pretty much a normal (as normal as we get) kinda week...i babysat, referee'd da kids, cooked n cleaned, i wuz da all around domestic goddess...yeah had sex too,lol...nuttin too freaky er' weird ta speak of..(da week, not da sex,lol)...was alotta preppin' fer da campin excursion, i got their clothes n shit together, n timmys 47 cars n chris' stuffed animal of da week he can't live wiffout...blah blah blah...

friday night, chris had football practice, to which da movie star stepped up n took him too...i was prayin he'd come home likin it cuz he did wanna quit...motherlesbianinlaw came ova n i ventured off to da grocery store wiff alex (come on..not coopy go alone,lol)...we shopped til we dropped but bein da slowest boy in history he wuz in muh way most of da time.....we got home n unloaded n da movie star gets home wiff chris, who immediately hops outta da bananamobile n screams sayin.."i made a touchdown"...he was all kindsa excited n we hyped him up so he likes football now,lol...it's not muh turn to take ova da football duties of taxi'in jus yet tho,lol...i go n sit down ova here n muh furkin server wuz down...so here i am watchin stupid cartoon network wiff da kids while da movie star n da motherlesbianinlaw went n did da campin shoppin (hey..i wuzn't doin 2 shoppin lists!! ya'll kno i can't multi task,lol)...finally da server comes back..SORTA...oh i could get yahoo alright but no pogo....eva seen bingo withdrawl?...not pretty...almost worse than sex withdrawl..lol..finally i gave up...when they got back it was bed fer da kids n bed fer da adults ...

saturday mornin dragged by...i think it wuz knowin i had da house to muhself n life spitin me by makin da time go slo,lmao..they left......final-furkin-ly freedom at last..cakie n i went to da video store...i let her get meet strawberry shortcake which has da most gawd awful songs in it lemme tell ya,lol...n i got a cpl chick flicks..oh n a bag of cotton candy,lol.....from there, it wuz off to da store to get da things i forgot grocery shoppin da night b4..yes i hadda list, damn send ginko please,lol..i got home n chatted a bit then lisa called to tell me they were free to go out now (mom wuz gettin her hair done..still looks da same tho, go figure, lol..)...so i told em to meet me n cakie at da amusement park n from there we'd hit friendly's fer dinner...so at da amusement park this lil girl of mine decides..furk da kiddie rides..she wants.."bigger rides"..so she brings me on da scrambler then decides...ferris wheel.....I HATE DA FERRIS WHEEL...i'm by no means afraid of heights but this damn thing scares da furk outta me...i dragged lisa on wiff me n her...now picture this, its me n lisa on da sides n cakie in da middle..pretty much like this ..she loved it...b4 gettin on i grilled da ride attendant,lol.."this thing WON'T tip ova will it?"..."it can't rock too much n flip?".."whens da last time this thing wuz checked?"..."these bolts secure?"...he wuz like ...then he says..."jus don't move too much"..to which i replyed.."don't worry i won't even breathe til i get off"..LOL...furker n first time around he stops us right on top...WE"RE DA ONLY FURKERS ON IT...omg he got da evilest look eva when we went around...i wuz gonna say sumfin but by da time we got off they changed attendants ...i'm not havin luck wiff ride attendants this summer,lol...i sent lisa on a cpl rides wiff da daredevil then we left...had dinner n came home..wiff EVERY intention of gettin drunk n chattin,lmao...i had a cpl glasses of wine, then feelin all whooped i threw in a chick flick n passed out, only to get up at 2:30 a.m cuz da 2 of us on da couch wuzn't comfy at all...i took her to muh bed n twas all good til 9:30,lol...

ok sidenote....i know this is late...don't blame me, it wuz da movie stars fault, he wuz home today n instead of schleppin around da garage, well he decided to ebay fer most of da furkin afternoon so i wuzn't gonna hit da keys wiff him behind me,lol..

so sunday mornin after cakie n i rolled outta bed, i made us breakfast n then did muh extensive groomin ritual...muh only gameplan fer da day wuz to go up to camp wiff her to "visit" da rest of em fer a bit n have dogs n burgers wiff em...then come home n re-try drinkin at da pc ...oh n it wuz "olympics" weekend up at camp, they had lil festivities planned n at one point da movie star made mention of "bed races" which frightened da furk outta me quite frankly, lmao...so this wuz to be fun...early afternoon we set off to find da place..i neva been there...ya see folks coopy doesn't camp...i don't do dirt n bugs n da woods, not muh thing...it could also be due to da sheer fact dat at da ripe ole' age of 6 i wuz traumatized (ok dats a lil hyped up,lol) by a campin excursion wiff muh aunt n uncle n cousins..durin this excursion i sprained muh ankle in da pool n practically dragged muhself along da trails all weekend n durin da night muh lil cousin dana fell outta da pop-up while she wuz sleepin..LOL..it's furkin hilarious i know but still......so as of last year when da movie star got da pop up, it jus became girls weekend fer me n cakie n let them be da manly campin men they are, well wiff da exception of da motherlesbianinlaw who went this year, lol...i know i know...sheesh,lol...

we found da place n checked in, drove around da site til i saw da banamobile then parked...i got a hug from da boys then poof they were all off to da arcade wiff da motherlesbianinlaw who wuz havin a ball i might add,lol...so it was gary n i in front of da fire,lol...i told him about our day saturday, then exclaimed i wuz in withdrawl ...he said..."lets go, they won't be back fer a bit"...i'm like.."da people will hear me"..lol...he fires back in a straight face..."can't be louder than they are".. wuz muh reaction, n he laffed, furker,lol...did we furk in da pop up?...hmmm well i'll leave dat a mystery...LOL...but when they did come back timmy wuz jus off da wall,lol....made me grateful i had a break...i will admit however da camp is nice, clean...jus not fer me...we were sittin there by da fire n i'm like.."its jus too quiet, too tranquil"..LOL...not to mention i wuz FREEZIN,lol...gawd...i'm turnin into muh gram,lol...next thing ya kno i'll be pee'in every 2 minutes,lol...sheesh...dinner wuz good, can't really furk up dogs n burgers...n i wuz happy to be leavin muh lil terror timmy n his tantrumin to muh mother in law,lol...i kissed em all n told em i'd see em da next mornin..then went home intendin to drink...no drinkin...i watched a crappy movie n fell asleep...this time we made it thru da night on da couch together, uncomfortably but it wuz sleep,lol...

monday mornin i woke up to da phone rinin at 9 a.m...wuz da fruit..., "would you be willin to watch da baby today while we go get da loan fer da car (whole otha story peeps,lol) n do a few errands?"..."sure"......so they came right ova wiff him...then my crew comes back...OMG they were a crabby ass bunch of children by this time..holy furk, i wuz beggin em to go back,lol...between babysittin n gettin da campin crap all situated dat wuz muh monday,lol...chris had football practice dat night too...i told da movie star his coach "scott" had called me n told me practice wuz at 6...i'm like.."is scott hot?"...he says.." i spose to a woman he could be"..."ahhh cuz he sounds hot...sooooo i'll be takin ova football soon?..."...i'm so not right,lol...but he did sound way hot,lol...i'm thinkin reallllllll soon curiosity will get da best of me,lol...

sooooo dat brings me to today...which sucked pretty much btw....he wuz home so dat kinda cramped muh chat, coopy mails late,lol...kids were glued to da ps2 once again, i'm thinkin they were in withdrawl,lol...then i got a lightbulb idea to go out fer dinner wiff him, he said.."call lisa, she owes ya"...so i called...da fruit answered n immediately agreed...we went tonight...waitress had nuffin but air between her ears, slowest server i'm tellin ya, pair her wiff muh alex n theres a winnin couple fer da snail races ...n da food wasn't da best tonight...ahhh but, twas a night out...

woohooo tomorrow its back to normal, no hubby, n omg...school cannot start soon enuff...like 3 weeks er' some chit,lol...furk u peeps wiff da kids goin to school like now...lmao....its not fair i tell ya,lol...iffen i'm exposed to too much more ps2 i'm gonna be swingin from spiderwebs wearin squarepants n singin ac/dc songs...it won't be pretty folks,...n da only thing i can see in da near future is a bar-b-que at our house this sunday, jus to get da family together...oh n to discuss muh gruelin babysittin schedule this semester...some days i'll have him til 10:30..dats p.m folks......i guess this is wut i signed muhself up fer when i offered back when she found out she wuz preggers,lol...ah well...should be interesting tho come when da snow iz flyin n i'm cartin him along wiff mine to taxi timmy to school...yikes...but..i have done sumfin like it b4 i can bust out da superwoman powers n do it again,lol...n b4 i ferget...August 24th...muh gods newest cd comes out...GET IT!!!!!!....lol...i preordered muh copy n am entered into a contest to win 1 of 50 autographed posters,lol...lord help gary,lol...ohh n i also ordered muh 2005 wall calendar too along wiff da album..SHUP!!!!...i'm obsessed, furk off,LOL...october 8th......ok ok i'm shuppin' now, ya'll prolly thinkin i'm off havin sex, i been quiet fer far too long...lol...i did have sex, but dat didn't take long i jus decided to finish this b4 ya'll thought i fergot about da coopy mail,lol...l8ters t8ters...

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i'm sooooo sexcited...er' um excited yeah dats it...

da man, muh god, muh future hubby announced fall dates n october 8th is da day i have been prayin fer since he set foot offstage last year,lol..woohooo tims coming...when i read da new dates, i hadn't expected any cuz i had been to da site at like midnight n no new ones had been posted but at like 10 a.m when i checked again i saw a bunch of new dates n albany, ny in big ole black letters...i literally fell off muh chair in excitement...dialed up da movie star at work,lol...he was less than thrilled i called n interrupted him fer dat but oh well..lol...but when he got home dat night he tells me he put in a request wiff their "it man" ( i met da it man a cpl times, kinda greasy lookin but he does get da tix,lol)...so i'm like.."k, BUT...i can get da presale tix (yes i'm so obsessed in in tims furkin fan club!!!...LOL...SHUP)"...he says.."i didn't ask for tickets"...so i'm like..." WUT?"...he smirks n said..." backstage pass"...ok peeps IF da "it man" does come thru then you'll be dealin wiff a basketcase...i wouldn't kno muh head from muh ass if i was dat close...omg i'd be a mess...but anywho...i'm not gettin worked up...i jus know..I"M THERE!!!!...damn is it october 8th yet?..i love dat man....

sooooo...friday night wuz alexs' lil friend connors birthday party...it wuz at da baseball field wiff a game following...so i send gary n have him take chris...motherlesbianinlaw called n told me to bring timmy n cakie to her house she'd watch em there so i could go off n do groceries n whatever else i needed...great np...i drop em off n go to wal-mart...got the back to school situation pretty much squared away thank god...still have a huge chunk comin but dats k....then i headed off to da grocery store...muh rocket scientist calls me n says they're home, he wasn't aware they could stay fer da game following ...now mind u i'm sportin a killer migraine i had had all effin day n i'm offerin to come home first n they could come wiff me, would help me...nope wanted to stay home n watch some car show ...i'm pissed so i'm like "wut-eva"...click,lol...i do da shoppin n then go home, he did help at da door...furker...afta dat we all hopped into da van n headed ova to da motherlesbianinlaws to retrieve timmy n cakie...who were more than ready fer bed we were told...hahaha...back at home i was near tears wiff da damn migraine i hadda go to bed...800 mgs of motrin later i'm off in dreamland...

saturday was pretty laid back, movie star did his stuff out in da garage, motherlesbianinlaw came ova n took alex n chris out fer most of da day, off fer school clothes...woohoo hey it helps,lmao...rest of da day was really quiet n laid back...lisa had called to say they were still gonna watch timmy n cakie at mom n dads da next day while we went to six flags so as far as it stood it was all good...i chatted a bit til reeses got da hubby all worked up in da user rooms,lmao..he attacked me then i could chat again...muh templeee muahhh hun...then i decided at 12:10a.m...rest would be wise...hubbys on da chair in da livin room, i announce i'm off to bed...he's watchin a movie he'll be down lata...k...so i'm layin there......ummm ok i didn't get to sleep til 1:45 a.m.....i swear to da almighty it wuzn't muh fault but he told me da next day i'm totally to blame..."fer bein in dat position at da time he got downstairs"...furker,lol...it was jus a normal position i swear, lmao......

ok now da attack dat i didn't start led to us wakin up at like 8:30 sunday...man we had chris' weigh in fer football at 10, then gettin timmy n cakie to mom n dads then 45 minutes north to da friggin six flags..FURK..so here i am tellin kids to clean, n get dressed, i'm jugglin da shower, breakfast...n da movie star is fillin out 50 raffle ticket forms people who bought da effin tix failed to fill in themfurkinselves...lol..it wuz chaos...durin a downtime i decided to tell them bout da dreams i had dat night,lol..one about a moth dat had a gremlin head on it n chris n alex were laffin at it....one bout me datin andy griggs n him takin me out fer a candy apple (he's blond WTF?)...n there wuz anotha really out there one too (not sexual peeps,lol) but i can't furkin remember fer chit right now,lol...plz send ginko,lol...afta i had em really wonderin bout muh mental state, we finished breakfast, n i finished da extensive grooming ritual...gary tok chris to football, n i got timmy n cakies stuff ready to go...when they got back from football, chris informed me his lil friend from his class( he calls him.."chick-a-poe"..it'd Jakob O...LOL)is on his team...then gary comes over to me n whisperin kinda is askin me if da kids alright..i'm like.."huh?"..he says.."chick-a-poe has issues i think..he has an earring n he had sandals on wiff his toenails painted pink"....i'll hafta keep ya posted on dat...yikes...so we get all packed up n head up to mom n dads...drop timmy n cakie off wiff lisa n da fruit...dad n mom n gram would be there too but still ...we FINALLY get up ta six flags n call hubbys friend peter to find out where they were in da park...we went in n up to da picnic area fer lunch first...danny n his lil girl were there, peter n his girl, n robbie n his boy.....i wuz complainin of da heat, n they started right from there pickin on da "house gnome" n tellin me i would kno bout da heat in upstate ny in da summer if i ever went outside......furkers,lol...k afta lunch the guys all signed up fer da human bungee thing, ya pay extra to be taken 180 feet in da air n let go to freefall n basically swing......alex n chris wanted rides, so i'm like ok how bout this dumbo ride..they're like ok...FURK..ok alex passes every damn ride height he's like 50 inches..SHUP!!!!...but chris is like only 44 inches...n i'd say 80% of da rides there ya gotta be 48 inches.....yes i got in da damn dumbo ride ...i felt like the biggest asshole goin,lol..peter came ova n harassed me everytime da damn thing went around...after dumbo, we watched gary n danny go up on this slingshot thing basically...all i wanted to kno b4 he did it wuz.."u still have dat insurance?"..LOL..he had fun tho, then we watched robbie n peter...to which after they got back on da ground robbies lookin round..da girl says.."what did u lose?"..he says.."my testicles!!!"...LOL..then peters like.."i swear i thought i wuz flyin wiff a dead man, there was no noise outta that man whatsoeva"..too funny...robbies afraid of heights, but i was callin him a wuss n askin him how many chances does he have in his lifetime to do dat...he got da point,lol...i wuz babysitter of course,lol...then we went n did bumper cars n scrambler ( in between da "mango lingo" mockin n da furkers askin me if i made da height requirements,lol..then robbies kid zach says "i wanna ride da coasters"..robbie says.."u can ride wiff aunt darlene, she needs an adult wiff her anyway...GRRR,lol)next we broke off from them, they had been there 3 hours before us n had done alot so we went toward da coasters n water rides...i wuz wearin sandals n omg i was blisterin sumfin horrible, but tuffed it out...n da water rides didn't help,lol...muh kids like da fast things tho, chris made the cut as long as we went too so it wasn't too bad, we rode da big stuff...then they see go-karts ...ya pay extra fer those..so i'm like go ahead...no movie star says...they can't drive them, we both gota go, u gotta drive...k peeps at 28 years old i had never been in a go-kart in muh life..lol...i wuz hatin this..."how do ya do it?".."it's jus like a car, brake, gas"..."they on da same sides as a real car?"..LOL...SHUP!!!...i wuz nervous, n feelin pressured, lol...so we get on da track, i buckle up wiff alex..ok now da attendant guy comes to da car...no effin lie this dude (young, blah, ick)...he sits on da front of this car n unbuckles muh seat belt, he's tightening the shoulder straps only his hands weren't on muh shoulders!!!...then he buckles da buckle again..ummm helloooooo da buckle is right down THERE...restin on DAT!!!...n his hands are all ova me ...perv...no i didn't care tho...lol...n when we started i was scared to death...i didn't flip tho, lol, didn't even spin out backwards like a cpl others,lol...i wuz in no way flyin round dat track like dat person i'm married to, lol...furker, damn i wuz glad dat wuz ova..anotha water ride n we headed to da next part of da park, there the kids did a cpl rides on their own n i coaxed alex onto da 'rainbow" ride,lol...we're strapped in n this poor boy wuz scared shitless....goes all da way around n yer up outta yer seat n thinkin yer gonna go flyin,lol..he's screamin.."i'm gonna puke"...n i'm like.."don't u dare...yer fine...it's almost done"..LOL...then it goes da otha way,lol...at da top i then decide to tell him this ride has gotten stuck 3 times n da firemen hadda come get da riders off by ladder truck...afta dat alex wasn't trustin anything i suggested ridin,lol..damn kid, lmao...on our way to da last park of da park, we're walkin n i hear.."hey darlene"..." wtf?"...i look up at da lil umbrella ride dat goes kinda ova da park..kinda like a ski lift..n i see muh cousin kenzie..she's like.."lisa told me u were here, been lookin fer ya"..."well here i am...kk gotta go"... teens...kk at da last section of da park i see da newest coaster...i wanted on it bad...but chris said no..so while gary n alex rode it, i took chris into da game place n won him a blue bear on some squirtgun game...we're standin there waitin fer them to get off n it's called "ghost town" n has a western theme..so in da lil saloon they're havin a live show...i'm hearin a song, i know da song, can't place da voice..SOME SCHMUCK IS SINGIN REAL GOOD MAN...n KILLIN IT..omg it wuz horrible,lol...when da movie star n alex got off da coaster they said it was cool but tame, chris decides ok lets go...he loved it, it was good...the one coaster i wanted to ride, da nitemare (imagine dat)..its an indoor in da dark coaster...wuz closed tho dammit...so we rode one more water ride...then we got one last drink n headed home...by then it was after 7 n i had told lisa between 6-7...mind u lisa had called us bout 6 times in da course of 4 hours...timmy got "antsy" and she brought them back home...oh n she decided to give them baths (something she'd NEVER do iffen she wasn't a mom now,lol)...instead of goin right home tho...hubby decided to try n get me muh fix, see i've been sayin i want to go to da house of frankenstein wax museum, it's really cool, n scary n i haven't been thee in years..alex n chris agreed to go in, so we set off being that it was only 10minutes away...the village was packed tho...sucked no parkin so we jus went home...stopped at bk..(mmhhmmm,lol..i kno) then home...i was whooped, sunburned (which messed up muh tan lines), n blistered so bad i was in need of 6 spongebob band-aids, lol..lisa took right off but not b4 askin me to babysit monday on account of her needin to study...n me bein da sucker i said yes...dat wuz pretty much muh sunday,lol...i was hurtin n whooped so i took muh spongebob first aid ass n went ta bed,lol...did i sleep...afta a bit yes ..not muh fault!!!...i wuz bein comfortable, sheesh

ohhhhhhhhhh hell, i failed to mention cakie had woken up sunday mornin wiff a red rash on her face n arms...we called da doc knowin she'd be wiff da baby lata we hadda be sure...turns out its a case of "fifth's disease" goin thru...da rash is da final stage he says, jus a viral infection thing, common n chit n not contagious...i think chris had it too cuz he kinda had da rash...hey they're actin normal at least...but i kno, i thought maybe i'd get thru da summer ok,lol...it'll be startin all ova again wiff school startin soon,lol...grrrr...

this mornin lisa calls n asks if da fruit can stay at muh house til her class wuz ova, rather than go back home n back...wuteva...he left to get her n left lil man wiff me...he wuz great fer da most part, got a lil fussy later on but then then came n got him..mom wuz babysittin t'nite i heard ...and i'm off da hook fer tomorrow, woohoo...lol...when they left i collapsed on da couch n asked da movie star how da furk i eva did it when cakie wuz a newborn n i had da otha 3...lol...i'm tired,lol..ok ok dats a helluva lotta typin, muh hand hurts n chit...lol..this weekend is da campin expedition...cakie n mommy bonding time, we are goin to visit camp tho sunday night fer dinner, haven't really come up wiff a girls only plan yet fer da rest tho, workin on it,lol...n chris starts football practice wednesday night...so fer now....i'm off to relax muh hand...lol...n not get comfortable cuz dat'd be my fault ...uhhuh sure,lol...i'll be comfortable everywhere now,lmao...kk me out..gropes all round'...

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