special edition...
gobble gobble folks..special edition of coopy mail just cuz it's just too damn funny to wait...
8 am this mornin..i hear a voice from atop the staircase of our bedroom...chris (muh 5 y/o) yelling downstairs "hey you guys gonna sleep through thanksgiving, i'm already dressed...geez people"......i was up and crackin up...
motherlesbianinlaw backed outta brunch last night, she came over briefly, but even still i had all this crap i bought so i had to make this stuff anyway so i slaved in da kitchen over breakfast...got on this damn computer to be crushed (enough bout dat)...chatted w/ opal..luvs ya hun thx for da shoulder...then it twas off to da shower to get ready..
called my mom up quick before da shower just to finalize shit...lisa was in rare form...she was pissy and was saying my mom was lazy...then she called her a slut...omg i near pee'd muhself, my mother couldn't be a slut if she tried....
got outta da shower and it was on to round 2 of cooking this time dinner stuff...midway through making the stuffing i look up at gary and start listing the things we were bringing w/ us...stuffing, beans, drinks, cheese& crackers&pepperoni, pumpkin bread...then it hits me and i say...why aren't we havin it here?...all this and i can't even get a good turkey day lay ...it's that smell omg, i swear i cream,lol..ok tmi right?...lol...hey guess what tho?...christmas is at our house and guess what?... turkey,lol...
we left w/ everything in tow and 4 kids...omg when we got to da house...i walked in...and wtf..overpowering cinnamon candle burning...@ muh mother...i started bitchin,lol....i needed muh turkey smell, i blew da damn thing out and went and opened da oven all kinda just starin &droolin...gary just shook his head,lol...omg my mom was left all day w/ the food cuz dad had to work til 3...scary i tell ya, lisa was off to da fruits house for a bit..when we got there mom was tryin her hand at yams...she was clueless, gary laffed at her then took over...moms scary i tell ya, she cannot cook to save her life, she really isn't allowed after the food poisoning......we were there now tho all would be k,lol...
lisa and mango showed up and the kids were playin and screamin, i was preparin foods and dad came in...we were bs'in..and dad says to me...i told gary i wasn't sure what i wanted for xmas but there is something...i'm like ok what?...he says well i saw something i really liked on page cantremember4shit of the fredricks of hollywood book...i'm laffin, i say hmm is that an item or the whole package?...he laughs and says it wasn't just the outfit...dads a goof ...then lisa tells me mom ordered something......ok folks coopys mom is uh um...large & um large i can't go thinkin bout her in shit like dat...kills me...i had to get up and leave da room,lol...
chris is tellin his new joke...why do they put fences up around cemetaries?...cuz people are dying to get in......gary was off doing his honey do list that he gets everytime we go there...never fails, there is ALWAYS something he has to do...and the rest of us are just bs'in and listenin to lisa bitch about being pregnant,lol...
i must say at one point i walked over to gary and said ok i'm ready...lol...he's like lets go, but that so wasn't happenin...ah well....christmas
i get the kids their dinner and we all sit down...halfway through dinner (BTW gram wasn't there she opted to go to muh uncles house for the holiday,lol) we're talkin bout a kids mom who was at alexs birthday party and how garys one friend pointed out that she had a camel toe...LMAO...moms like whats that...mango just blurts out a frontal wedgie, omg we were all dyin, mom was crackin up sayin she was gonna be thinking about that all night and my dad was near chokin on his food laffin so hard...dads a pisser i tell ya...he knows,lol....gary says i have a song for ya to listen to, lmao...ah yes then mom started talkin bout lisas education and then they got to arguing about girls names...lisa says lets just drop it...gary turns to her and says...just throw the plate ya know ya wanna...LOL...hey no gram to get gravy on and hell plate wouldn't hurt we took the easy way out and used decorative turkey paper plates, lol...she just laughed and it was all good...but omg mango isn't used to a family sittin down at a dinnertable talkin bout da things we do, lmao...
after dessert we're all just loafin around, my mother is lookin round and dad and gary go off to check some damn thing out...mom says to me...gary really doesn't have an ass on him......i'm like well now,lol...lisa and mango are dyin...gary walks back in and i say...ya know you'd be pleased to know my mother is checkin ya out and says you have no ass...he didn't care he just says he knows that already and goes back to doing more honey do list shit,lol...
dat was pretty much it tho...lotta food, no one was poisoned, no tossed gravy, lotta laughs and family which was needed for me today...had to share w/ yall tho, i know i'm forgettin stuff but for now,lol...this is stuff i may forget come tuesday,lol...yak at ya l8ters...
coopy
8 am this mornin..i hear a voice from atop the staircase of our bedroom...chris (muh 5 y/o) yelling downstairs "hey you guys gonna sleep through thanksgiving, i'm already dressed...geez people"......i was up and crackin up...
motherlesbianinlaw backed outta brunch last night, she came over briefly, but even still i had all this crap i bought so i had to make this stuff anyway so i slaved in da kitchen over breakfast...got on this damn computer to be crushed (enough bout dat)...chatted w/ opal..luvs ya hun thx for da shoulder...then it twas off to da shower to get ready..
called my mom up quick before da shower just to finalize shit...lisa was in rare form...she was pissy and was saying my mom was lazy...then she called her a slut...omg i near pee'd muhself, my mother couldn't be a slut if she tried....
got outta da shower and it was on to round 2 of cooking this time dinner stuff...midway through making the stuffing i look up at gary and start listing the things we were bringing w/ us...stuffing, beans, drinks, cheese& crackers&pepperoni, pumpkin bread...then it hits me and i say...why aren't we havin it here?...all this and i can't even get a good turkey day lay ...it's that smell omg, i swear i cream,lol..ok tmi right?...lol...hey guess what tho?...christmas is at our house and guess what?... turkey,lol...
we left w/ everything in tow and 4 kids...omg when we got to da house...i walked in...and wtf..overpowering cinnamon candle burning...@ muh mother...i started bitchin,lol....i needed muh turkey smell, i blew da damn thing out and went and opened da oven all kinda just starin &droolin...gary just shook his head,lol...omg my mom was left all day w/ the food cuz dad had to work til 3...scary i tell ya, lisa was off to da fruits house for a bit..when we got there mom was tryin her hand at yams...she was clueless, gary laffed at her then took over...moms scary i tell ya, she cannot cook to save her life, she really isn't allowed after the food poisoning......we were there now tho all would be k,lol...
lisa and mango showed up and the kids were playin and screamin, i was preparin foods and dad came in...we were bs'in..and dad says to me...i told gary i wasn't sure what i wanted for xmas but there is something...i'm like ok what?...he says well i saw something i really liked on page cantremember4shit of the fredricks of hollywood book...i'm laffin, i say hmm is that an item or the whole package?...he laughs and says it wasn't just the outfit...dads a goof ...then lisa tells me mom ordered something......ok folks coopys mom is uh um...large & um large i can't go thinkin bout her in shit like dat...kills me...i had to get up and leave da room,lol...
chris is tellin his new joke...why do they put fences up around cemetaries?...cuz people are dying to get in......gary was off doing his honey do list that he gets everytime we go there...never fails, there is ALWAYS something he has to do...and the rest of us are just bs'in and listenin to lisa bitch about being pregnant,lol...
i must say at one point i walked over to gary and said ok i'm ready...lol...he's like lets go, but that so wasn't happenin...ah well....christmas
i get the kids their dinner and we all sit down...halfway through dinner (BTW gram wasn't there she opted to go to muh uncles house for the holiday,lol) we're talkin bout a kids mom who was at alexs birthday party and how garys one friend pointed out that she had a camel toe...LMAO...moms like whats that...mango just blurts out a frontal wedgie, omg we were all dyin, mom was crackin up sayin she was gonna be thinking about that all night and my dad was near chokin on his food laffin so hard...dads a pisser i tell ya...he knows,lol....gary says i have a song for ya to listen to, lmao...ah yes then mom started talkin bout lisas education and then they got to arguing about girls names...lisa says lets just drop it...gary turns to her and says...just throw the plate ya know ya wanna...LOL...hey no gram to get gravy on and hell plate wouldn't hurt we took the easy way out and used decorative turkey paper plates, lol...she just laughed and it was all good...but omg mango isn't used to a family sittin down at a dinnertable talkin bout da things we do, lmao...
after dessert we're all just loafin around, my mother is lookin round and dad and gary go off to check some damn thing out...mom says to me...gary really doesn't have an ass on him......i'm like well now,lol...lisa and mango are dyin...gary walks back in and i say...ya know you'd be pleased to know my mother is checkin ya out and says you have no ass...he didn't care he just says he knows that already and goes back to doing more honey do list shit,lol...
dat was pretty much it tho...lotta food, no one was poisoned, no tossed gravy, lotta laughs and family which was needed for me today...had to share w/ yall tho, i know i'm forgettin stuff but for now,lol...this is stuff i may forget come tuesday,lol...yak at ya l8ters...
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