my life..for your viewing pleasure...

ya know..i'm thinkin i just gotta start typin this up in moderation..i was sittin here last monday night poundin da keys for bout an hour er so and it drove hubby crazy..he's like jesus christmas what the fuck ya typin a damn book?......i said uhhuh...he got tired of hearin me after a few more minutes of not takin his hint and he wandered downstairs to bed......ya got your novel didn't ya?..hehehe...he'd shit iffin he ever knew the things i tell,lol...well he knows me so..

i gotta say i'm thinkin he isn't to pleased w/ my ramblins as of lately...well ya see..he was talkin to a nurse on da phone last week, just a follow up kinda call askin questions blah blah blah...he gets off da phone and was tellin me bout it like her askin iffin he noticed changes in diff shit, walking...blah blah blah....(long story peeps but stick wiff me here)...so outta no where...coopy says "well ya know its funny but ya do walk like a fairy at times"... (him)...(me)..he's like um wow whered that come from...ok peeps my hubby is in no way shape or form a fairy but theres just times he thinks he's mr king shit and i gotta bring him down a few notches ...i was dyin, literally in tears, he's answerin the kids questions all night endin it w/ "thats ok and i walk like a fairy"...lmao...i explained myself but the fairy cracks keep going still every now and then..lmao..i luv the guy but he gets to me,lol...its da lil things, the fairy walkin, the way he has to look at a burger everytime he takes a bite turnin it every now and again oh and the thing that irks me da most...he cannot to save his life keep something in a box for longer than 5 minutes,lol...now mind you the latter 2 things were brought to my attention by his friends and i just crack up, the fairy walkin i noticed on muh own...it's a happy walk i swear..lmao but he's not allowed, lmao...am i bad?...i think not..lol...he said to me "i never say dat shit to you"..i'm like well dats cuz ya know better...he's like uhhuh i feel da love..lol..how can i not love da guy, i can pick him apart and still get whatever i want...lmao (hence da permission......long twisted story new peeps...but i gots permission iffin ya get past fluffy and thats not happenin).

ok and speakin of dat fluffed one...(see i told ya i'd wanna rip his nutz off soon didn't i?) he's breezes in, i got muh leash tightened and poof he's gone 4 days (and countin)...go figure..bout da tightenin tho... ya think i listen?...well kinda..kinda sorta sometimes,lol..(been w/ fluff fer a year now guess he has say..as little as it is,lol)...and don't worry i'm sure he knows he has an as chewing coming..i swear he likes it...weirdo but i luv him silly .

ok so remember da motherlesbianinlaw was coming to get the boys for haircuts friday?...well she called me early and asked iffin she could come get em..no prob coopy time ...she's like whatdya think about me takin timmy?...i was more than all for it, she tried to get outta it tho askin me iffin he shouldn't go on account of nap...(hey lady i'm not gonna be here later when ya get back you are i'm goin shoppin....i'm thinkin,lol)...so she comes gets the 3...and i'm assuming she knows how timmys hair gets cut...fast forward 3 hours...chris and alex come to me, chris w/ a great cut and blue hair gel alex lookin good w/ purple hair gel ()...now timmy.......the haircut he was given made him look like a friar...for christs sake cut the hair around his ears, holy cripe...i fixed him but told hubby later that night how much i hated the cut and he agreed next time he'd take him..

i forgot to mention this last week, maybe cuz i thought she'd relapse...but i finally got cakie off da damn pacifier.......although many more moments w/out it..i need stock in midol for a 2 year old ...and omg while da motherlesbianinlaw wuz here...cakie had a lil shit fit and when she does that she kinda flops face down on da floor and just lays there...i'm not complainin...she doesn't scream..so we're all sittin in da livin room, cakies face down on da floor and muh timmy (da kid in speech therapy) says fairly audibly "oh great...a midol moment"...i almost pissed muhself at the look on her face...almost to say what in gods name are you teaching them,lol..hehehe dats muh boy...oh and she had decided to get the kids highlights.com as one of their christmas presents..so she's on their puter punchin shit in and i'm on mine, doing muh own thing...and she's gettin flustered...i'm like whats goin on?...she's saying she can't figure out what to put where and shoots me a look like "well maybe if ya can pull yourself away from the damn computer you can help me"...now mind you imma sweetheart.. i'm shooting her a look back as to say "sure i can help you...right after i choke you and hide your body.." ...lol

hmmm lets see here..wut else ...okies i gotta say i saw some pretty nice uh..boots last week......oh and i'm takin a likin to dat couch too..i'm allowed all da women i want so i'mma just gonna enjoy muhself ...how bouts a repeat of dat couch friday night?..ahem..lucky?...temple?...serene?......psst dave?...you just bring da turkey ...

ahhh now da weekend...saturday was pretty dull...lotta laundry i tell ya...got some craft ideas for the kindergarten spawn birfday party... and pretty much loafed around...chatted a bit but my tree was/is () MIA...and opal wasn't here..damn gf imma glad ya back...i missed ya...ah yes then sunday......well day started out pretty good...mom called to say she wasn't commin to pee (er' i mean drop by after church)...lol..and knowing we were all trekkin out to chuck e cheese for dinner/the party well after alot of yellin timmy and cakie went down for a nap..in da meantime a knock at da door...a lady wantin to see da van (remember da eyesore for sale on muh front lawn?)...hubby goes out, is outside for like 5 minutes then comes in w/ a guy, signs da papers and da guy pulls out dis wad of money...me being me i'm like lookin at him like (how u doin? ,lol)...he got $1800 for it, not bad and apparently he didn't wanna hear nuttin bout da van except whether or not his womans legs fit ...weird...but hey i'm glad they did its off da lawn now, lmao woohooo happy dance, oh and i went to spendin some of that money right away, got a cpl new uh..happy toys ...and a dress for da upcoming company christmas party ..

so now its time to go to chuck e cheese...we get up bonnie and clyde, we all do what we refer to in da cooper household as "pees' & teeth)...LOL...then we head out w/ like 10 minutes to get there ...so we pull in..everyone and their uncle were there as thought..we're walkin towards the joint and i look at gary and say..ya hear that, oh man i hear it...he says uhhuh...alex says i don't hear anything...i'm like ya gotta be a parent i think to hear agony...LMAO...the place was effin mobbed..wall to wall kids, 4 parties going on......we found his party and bens mom offered the kids all a spot at the party table cuz she had extra room..i offered her chris,lol...we kept timmy and cakie, me thinkin timmy would get lost at least twice and i wasn't puttin that pressure on her, poor woman...okies so we let alex and chris loose w/ tokens and head off to order us a pizza oh and don't ferget da 3 dollar hot dog timmy had to have ...while we're standing in the line that stetched bout 20 feet...alex and chris come up behind us, alex w/ tears in his eyes, i'm like wtf ya cryin bout?...ok i wasn't dat mean...lol...he's like i couldn't find you and dad ...this damn kid w/ all his anxiety, i swear he's a tulip...gary tells him to suck it up and has chris lead da way to fun...i rolled my eyes and said to gary its time for a therapist he's just like da motherlesbianinlaw w her stress...you'd think being my kid he can handle it, cripes i should be on prescription meds but i'm not,lol......YET!!!

ok so we're all havin fun, cakies ridin da lil ride on cars and shit..timmys gettin lost in the tunnel thats up on da ceiling..(hey he wasn't my responsibility i had cakie,lol)...we ate, kids had fun guess da headache was worth it......only 1 kinda "out there" thing happened while we were there..the kid ben had a few relatives along for the party...picture this will ya?..his great grandmother is sittin behind us...she has da white bee hive hairdo thingy goin for her, pink polyester pants (yeah those) and a pink fuzzy sweater...looked like a bottle of pepto bismol!!...oh and da kicker!!!...that 80's blue eyeshadow.....she comes up to cakie and is telling her how pretty she is, i look up and she grabs my chin and says well now, her mommy is very pretty too ...oh no she did not!!!!...in sweetheart mode i'm like thx..then...walkin out we say thx to bens mom...grams winks at me!!! ...garys laffin at me the bastard..and i grab cakie and head for da door...skeered....ewwwww

and of course we get all da kids belted into da sweet pickles van and gary says...walmart?...i'm thinkin we're pushin our luck but agree knowin i gotta get c batteries for muh bunny cuz the ones i got friday night got stolen from me by hubby cuz he asked which was more important...playin wiff muhself or puttin em in the baby monitor to hear the kids in da middle of da night..i answered playin w/ muhself but he took em anywho..fairy walker,lmao...walmart wasn't bad...chris eyes were poppin outta his head as we walked past lingerie.....i gots muh batteries, cakie got a new pillow and hubby spoiled me gettin me the panels and decorative rods for da windows in da living room and dining room.....and uh yes i did benefit from his 5 minute rule..the rods and panels are up and lookin purty ...didnt even take tetris to get em up, just being new, who woulda thunk?...lol

damn school gave the kids a half day friday on account of parent/teacher conferences..and they didn't stop there...they have today off too.....my mom will be along soon so that i can go to my appt., gary took alexs appt tonight...alex got straight a's and i'll find out bout chris at 3...when asked who was watchin them, i'm like grandma (big difference from grammy )...so ya better go clean your rooms cuz ya know she'll walk through da house to get to da bathroom,lmao..alex laffs..why does she always use our bathroom...she's old hun,lol...whatdya want me to tell ya, lol...oh psst dave?...i'mma havin turkey tonight...but by da time ya read dis i'll have had it already,lol.....

well shit this is alot longer than i thought it'd be and i was gonna wait til tomorrow after spawn class but i'm thinkin i'm just gonna hit send and give ya a thrill early..and save spawn class til next week..

31...well lemme just say my peace here...yea the room had been changin for awhile and yea it has changed more now...but like i said before its all in how comfortable ya feel and well i don't feel comfortable in there anymore..yup i go back from time to time and yes i keep in touch w/ those who make an effort to keep in touch w/ me...for most that hasn't been the case but those who have know who they are..and big ole hugeee hugzzz i loves ya's and i miss ya's and muh box is always open to ya and i'll be pesterin ya too ...lixxx ya's gf's...hmmm did i say dat right?...lol...anywho...i'm off like dirty underwear...like i know huh?...lol...hey i bought some...tucked em away in da drawer and fly free again but i got some,lol.......okies l8ters t8ters...u know where i'll be..unless fluff decides to grace w/ his almighty presence... and iffin dats da case...shhh i'm droolin ,lol....luvs ya's..

coopy