from da coopy files...
howdy doody folks, yes it's time for another edge of your seat edition of slacker mail...i hadda wait til after spawn class today,lol...
ok...ya know i left 1 thing out of my ramblins last week..it's just amazing to me how back when our children started kindergarten, every birthday party or social gathering parents would cling to their children....children who couldn't give 2 shits that ya stayed and went off playing leaving a roomful of strangers to just congregate and bless the crazy couple who is hosting all of the screaming chaos...ok fast forward 2 years where you were lucky to see the parents actually get out of the cars to escort their kids to the door and if they did it was a pick him/her up in 2 hours?...2 years ago i had a list of phone numbers some parents left 2 or 3 ...this year...nodda...again i just hadda share that view...god i can't wait til chris' kindergarten party in december ...
ok Halloween this year blew like the freakin wind for me...lemme explain..ok ya'll knew how my motherlesbianinlaw intervened and took over costumes..ok so i had a batman and spiderman left that i hadda say in...ok well come thursday night we had a mix-matched top and bottom pajama batman w/ a mask.....the timminator didn't care, hey he's 3,lol....and w/ the sweats under his costume...alex looked like a spiderman that climbed the wall of krispy kreme donuts one too many times......ya had gary saying he didn't look too bad and me just disgusted...so of course i prevailed and off to target gary and alex went...coming home w/ the most popular damn costume that scream thing...(so much for creativity, guess i should be grateful he didn't come home w/ the ballerina costume...lol)..ok so...costumes are ready to go...come Halloween day i had decided to take timmy and cakie w/ the aid of my lovely darling sister to the costume parade at the school...wow what a joke...lisa backed out saying she was tired (good pregnancy excuse )...so i was alone w/ bonnie and clyde...we get to the school and everyone and their uncle was there, so many people i hadda park like way down da hill like a block from da parking lot...bastards!!!...ok i vented i feel better...i pass alexs class, they're ready to roll...go to chris' class, they hadn't had their damn party yet, sheesh...so we kinda shlep around a bit and then its parade time....the higher grades basically line up in the hallway and the kids from grades k-4 walk around and the higher kids clap...now envision this will ya?...all kinds of kids in the halls....triple the number of parents, and a bunch of really hot and overwhelmed and cranky kids in costumes walking by like scared zombies...1 kid had a really creepy mask on and timmy ran around me hiding with a death grip on my leg..i was so happy to leave,lol...but as we were chris was crying, going down the hill timmy fell down and started screamin...i was near breakdown announcing that all cooper children will be sentenced to a nap for bad behavior and if they dreamed of trick or treating they better damn well listen...we get home...3 outta 4 ain't bad,lol..
my damn motherlesbianinlaw invited herself to come over and go trick or treating w/ us ...i was so mad i coulda spit nails...why couldn't she just come ova after that and watch em while we went shoppin...NOOOOO we must choke out another breath of life from me......i was extremely sarcastic and stated more than once how this halloween sucked and i wasn't into it...she got pissy but helped with the kids telling them to be patient and no whining cuz there was enough bad vibes in the house already...muttering you evil fucking carpet munchin wench i left da room......ok so hubby gets home, he's got da flu so he was as good as dead to the world and pissy himself so it was gonna be fun..we go out the door i'm thinkin k lets go to where we went last year...gary says lets just hit a few houses in our neighborhood...ok no prob...til he says lets go around da block...ok this hill up to the next street behind me is about as tall as mount everest if it's not mt. everest....not a god darned streetlight in sight and (mind you i was under the impression of going to where we did last year)...4 inch heels ...cakie learned a few more no-no words that night i think...lmao...i hobbled along quite a distance behind the others w/ cakie hangin onto my hand i look at her and say...iffin mommy falls will ya pick me up?..lol...lookin pretty cute in her angel costume (but woulda looked better as a ballerina) she looks up and says ok mommy.....first house on da street up everest..i get cakie to the door and da motherlesbianinlaw takes her from me.....i turned around gave gary the death look...he musta said something to her cuz she let me go door to door the rest of the way,lol...ah well...all in all like 12 houses and a ton of candy anywho it was back to da ranch then off for groceries...lol...hey i did better this week..only $140 bucks, lol
ya bored yet?...too bad...my weekend was ok nothing too exciting, un-decorated for halloween and decorated for thanksgiving...a pee break visit from mom after church sunday and a trip to wal-mart for alex who is now wearin boxer briefs ...sheesh...not much going on in my family...hadda visit the international bank of dad to play catch up on a few things but all in all pretty uneventful...motherlesbianinlaw called to tell me she had tuesday off and could she go to school w/ me as an extra pair of hands in da classroom...i said sure being the nice, tolerent, torturing myself, kinda person i am...
ok so thats today...lisa calls me first thing and says she's sick (damn pregnancy excuses) and can't watch bonnie and clyde for school...ok no prob we'll wing it,lol...hadda go get my copy of finding nemo so we stopped there then went to school...get to the class and i was shocked, they actually seemed organized today and more like a class and less like a zoo......motherlesbianinlaw soon followed...2 mrs. coopers was quite confusing,lol...i became mrs.(dat name i hate).. i almost did a jump for joy when chris' teacher let motherlesbianinlaw help at chris' table w/ adrianna..( i must confess da in muh mind was laughin evily...lol)...i got to glue and paint and ya ready for this?...GLITTER Dinosaur Dan ...D week peeps,lol...my kids were pretty cool...damian is da class bully but he doesn't ever bug me he hugz me,lol...he was at my table along w/ the lil boy up da street another kid named Jakob O. (chris pronounces his name CHIKAPOE...i died first time i heard that,lol)..and sarah..all did exactly what was asked, i cleaned up then they had snack...all the while timmy and cakie were making a terrible mess at that damned rice table ...lol...i grabbed chris and headed to get alex for a parent pick up...signed em out and left...ah da motherlesbianinlaw must be feelin like she owes them time cuz she just left w/ da 3 boys to go see brother bear at da movies... works for me...
now don't go thinkin...bunny time ...cuz i already done put in about 37 minutes sittin here writin this and after i hit send i'm off to make turkey supermelts...lol...no fun for me, ah maybe i can play tetris later and get the big stick.....
ok iffin i hadnt already told ya'll...timmy penciled all over a complete wall in his room to which i had to erase..he taught cakie how to stand on things to reach things she isn't supposed to...oh and yesterday during our dollar store getaway i decided to buy them lil talkin/singin/beepin/fuckin drive ya insane...toy cell phones...omg these things are soooo loud and omg wtf was i thinkin...(as cakie right now laid it on my mouse pad, battery cover off and 1 battery has a chewed effect to it teeth marks everywhere )
okies and last but not least...coughcough31aintdasameanymorereallysuckscoughcough...hugzzz to muh friends going through some rough times and well about 3.6...hellifiknow...ok guys i'm outtie but not b4 i grope the hell outta ya'll for gettin in between my peaceful house and muh bunny time,lol...l8ters t8ters...
your friend full of hot air
coopy
ok...ya know i left 1 thing out of my ramblins last week..it's just amazing to me how back when our children started kindergarten, every birthday party or social gathering parents would cling to their children....children who couldn't give 2 shits that ya stayed and went off playing leaving a roomful of strangers to just congregate and bless the crazy couple who is hosting all of the screaming chaos...ok fast forward 2 years where you were lucky to see the parents actually get out of the cars to escort their kids to the door and if they did it was a pick him/her up in 2 hours?...2 years ago i had a list of phone numbers some parents left 2 or 3 ...this year...nodda...again i just hadda share that view...god i can't wait til chris' kindergarten party in december ...
ok Halloween this year blew like the freakin wind for me...lemme explain..ok ya'll knew how my motherlesbianinlaw intervened and took over costumes..ok so i had a batman and spiderman left that i hadda say in...ok well come thursday night we had a mix-matched top and bottom pajama batman w/ a mask.....the timminator didn't care, hey he's 3,lol....and w/ the sweats under his costume...alex looked like a spiderman that climbed the wall of krispy kreme donuts one too many times......ya had gary saying he didn't look too bad and me just disgusted...so of course i prevailed and off to target gary and alex went...coming home w/ the most popular damn costume that scream thing...(so much for creativity, guess i should be grateful he didn't come home w/ the ballerina costume...lol)..ok so...costumes are ready to go...come Halloween day i had decided to take timmy and cakie w/ the aid of my lovely darling sister to the costume parade at the school...wow what a joke...lisa backed out saying she was tired (good pregnancy excuse )...so i was alone w/ bonnie and clyde...we get to the school and everyone and their uncle was there, so many people i hadda park like way down da hill like a block from da parking lot...bastards!!!...ok i vented i feel better...i pass alexs class, they're ready to roll...go to chris' class, they hadn't had their damn party yet, sheesh...so we kinda shlep around a bit and then its parade time....the higher grades basically line up in the hallway and the kids from grades k-4 walk around and the higher kids clap...now envision this will ya?...all kinds of kids in the halls....triple the number of parents, and a bunch of really hot and overwhelmed and cranky kids in costumes walking by like scared zombies...1 kid had a really creepy mask on and timmy ran around me hiding with a death grip on my leg..i was so happy to leave,lol...but as we were chris was crying, going down the hill timmy fell down and started screamin...i was near breakdown announcing that all cooper children will be sentenced to a nap for bad behavior and if they dreamed of trick or treating they better damn well listen...we get home...3 outta 4 ain't bad,lol..
my damn motherlesbianinlaw invited herself to come over and go trick or treating w/ us ...i was so mad i coulda spit nails...why couldn't she just come ova after that and watch em while we went shoppin...NOOOOO we must choke out another breath of life from me......i was extremely sarcastic and stated more than once how this halloween sucked and i wasn't into it...she got pissy but helped with the kids telling them to be patient and no whining cuz there was enough bad vibes in the house already...muttering you evil fucking carpet munchin wench i left da room......ok so hubby gets home, he's got da flu so he was as good as dead to the world and pissy himself so it was gonna be fun..we go out the door i'm thinkin k lets go to where we went last year...gary says lets just hit a few houses in our neighborhood...ok no prob...til he says lets go around da block...ok this hill up to the next street behind me is about as tall as mount everest if it's not mt. everest....not a god darned streetlight in sight and (mind you i was under the impression of going to where we did last year)...4 inch heels ...cakie learned a few more no-no words that night i think...lmao...i hobbled along quite a distance behind the others w/ cakie hangin onto my hand i look at her and say...iffin mommy falls will ya pick me up?..lol...lookin pretty cute in her angel costume (but woulda looked better as a ballerina) she looks up and says ok mommy.....first house on da street up everest..i get cakie to the door and da motherlesbianinlaw takes her from me.....i turned around gave gary the death look...he musta said something to her cuz she let me go door to door the rest of the way,lol...ah well...all in all like 12 houses and a ton of candy anywho it was back to da ranch then off for groceries...lol...hey i did better this week..only $140 bucks, lol
ya bored yet?...too bad...my weekend was ok nothing too exciting, un-decorated for halloween and decorated for thanksgiving...a pee break visit from mom after church sunday and a trip to wal-mart for alex who is now wearin boxer briefs ...sheesh...not much going on in my family...hadda visit the international bank of dad to play catch up on a few things but all in all pretty uneventful...motherlesbianinlaw called to tell me she had tuesday off and could she go to school w/ me as an extra pair of hands in da classroom...i said sure being the nice, tolerent, torturing myself, kinda person i am...
ok so thats today...lisa calls me first thing and says she's sick (damn pregnancy excuses) and can't watch bonnie and clyde for school...ok no prob we'll wing it,lol...hadda go get my copy of finding nemo so we stopped there then went to school...get to the class and i was shocked, they actually seemed organized today and more like a class and less like a zoo......motherlesbianinlaw soon followed...2 mrs. coopers was quite confusing,lol...i became mrs.(dat name i hate).. i almost did a jump for joy when chris' teacher let motherlesbianinlaw help at chris' table w/ adrianna..( i must confess da in muh mind was laughin evily...lol)...i got to glue and paint and ya ready for this?...GLITTER Dinosaur Dan ...D week peeps,lol...my kids were pretty cool...damian is da class bully but he doesn't ever bug me he hugz me,lol...he was at my table along w/ the lil boy up da street another kid named Jakob O. (chris pronounces his name CHIKAPOE...i died first time i heard that,lol)..and sarah..all did exactly what was asked, i cleaned up then they had snack...all the while timmy and cakie were making a terrible mess at that damned rice table ...lol...i grabbed chris and headed to get alex for a parent pick up...signed em out and left...ah da motherlesbianinlaw must be feelin like she owes them time cuz she just left w/ da 3 boys to go see brother bear at da movies... works for me...
now don't go thinkin...bunny time ...cuz i already done put in about 37 minutes sittin here writin this and after i hit send i'm off to make turkey supermelts...lol...no fun for me, ah maybe i can play tetris later and get the big stick.....
ok iffin i hadnt already told ya'll...timmy penciled all over a complete wall in his room to which i had to erase..he taught cakie how to stand on things to reach things she isn't supposed to...oh and yesterday during our dollar store getaway i decided to buy them lil talkin/singin/beepin/fuckin drive ya insane...toy cell phones...omg these things are soooo loud and omg wtf was i thinkin...(as cakie right now laid it on my mouse pad, battery cover off and 1 battery has a chewed effect to it teeth marks everywhere )
okies and last but not least...coughcough31aintdasameanymorereallysuckscoughcough...hugzzz to muh friends going through some rough times and well about 3.6...hellifiknow...ok guys i'm outtie but not b4 i grope the hell outta ya'll for gettin in between my peaceful house and muh bunny time,lol...l8ters t8ters...
your friend full of hot air
coopy
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