another chapter in da coopy chronicles...
ok right now at this moment...tim could retire forever and it prolly wouldn't phase me...(ok i suck at lyin )...but im in total bliss having just spent 5 1/2 hours yackin wiff someone very special...yes muh fluffy has resurrected (of sorts) and well its just amazin i tell ya...ok ok enough bout my gushy mushy wushy bullshit, i'm sure next week i'll wanna rip his nuts off,lol...
ahhh k...so hmmm ok tryin to scroll through muh mind here, not easy lemme tell ya, lotta weird shit in there...lol...most of last week is totally escaping my mind...thinkin it was pretty much the same ole shit around home, and in yahell well...gotta say i don't go to 31 much anymore been in 2 alot more...not that i don't miss ya in 31...i just have needed a room with people who actually talked and kept my mind off that goofball who was missing for a cpl weeks...reeses you're the woman...i loves da bravery gf...lol...i'm sorry the phonelist extends all da way from 1 home number all da way to da morgue, lmaooo...opal and bro...big hugeee hugzzz you two heard me cryin and stressin so much i think i gave ya ulcers......its more than all good now...til' next time..LOL...hey i'm realistic..
ok so lisa sends me that damn survey again, and being the survey vixen i am ,lol...had to send it...apparently i didn't shock anyone from room 2 cuz they're still welcoming me,lmao...i'm really not sorry i sent it, u know how much i love em,lol...and da naughty ones well ummm uhhuh...and uh...how come the only one that has been returned to me was daves????......get on it peeps...not like its 150 questions er nuffin...lol...
wooo ya ready for this one?...after church this sunday...mom didn't just come to pee...she actually stayed and colored my hair...lol...yup trailer trash roots aren't a' showin no more,lol...i got to hear all bout how they're gonna start lookin at reception halls for 2006 ...all i said was no dunking booths......then she switched gears to the babt shower and saying she's toying w/ the idea of making it coed...yeah ok mom i say what ya want?...she's like well i just figured mango will be there and well maybe gary (yes new subscribers get your laugh in, his name is gary...put it w/ da last name, lol) could come w/ the truck and help bring their stuff home......oh lemme tell ya he was thrilled to hear that...then i tap on that mango took them all out to dinner sunday night and well lets just say he has his feelings bout him,lol...he'll tolerate him tho for me like a good boy.... after mom left it was off to wal-mart..our new sunday ritual it seems..this time alex needed new shoes..no biggie we get there..timmy does his usual "freak out" wanting to ride the damn lil bus that goes back and forth when its fed 2 quarters...damn wal-mart fer puttin em right at the door...bastards!!!!..ok i vented,lol...anywho..after his ride we get carts and off to shoes...but first..this just in...COOPY BOUGHT PANTIES ...they were purty....must say i did put em on yesterday and was instantly reminded why i gave em up...damn panties...but they're purty,lol..i'll save em for a special occasion...like a funeral,lmao!!!...kk and we're off...alex got shoes, chris had to get transformers sneakers too ...marketing bastards!!!!...lol...we got a cpl household things and left...of course not without riding that damn bus again......bastards!!!!......ok ok so its like late, dinnertime and shit and i wasn't about to go home and cook, so hubby decides hey lets check out da new chinese buffet...oh joy..ok picture this will ya?...i ask for a booth...it wasn't crowded at all we had our own section of da joint thank god...but ya got alex timmy and chris on one side of this booth, me and hubby on da other and cakie in a high chair at da end..ok things are good...me alex and cakie are seated and eatin...chris is seated...hubby is coming back with timmy when timmy decides to start screamin cuz he wanted steak, lmaooo...he got his steak then it was all good...well dunno iffin ya ever noticed but the chinese chicks aren't like american waitresses...american waitresses come to da table and ask if everything is ok..not da chinese chicks, they stand at da end of da section and just stare...mind you 3 lil boys are starin right back in her face just kinda ...ohhhh it gets better...they take your plates as ya empty em...so our chick musta been feelin froggy...she tended to another section...timmy decides he's picked as much as he was gonna and stands up in da booth and starts yellin "hey lady".."lady i'm done hoo hoo"...omg heads were turnin...now mind you throughout dinner i'm tryin to keep em from talkin and more to eatin...shhin em and sayin quiet...don't i say..."timmy..sit down"...he turns to be and says...with big ole timmy eyes and a shitty grin..."shhh mom quiet" he was even whisperin that lil shit...garys laffin his ass off and i kick him in da shin ...ok gonna put a space in here....lol...
woooooooooo ok so da "lady" cleans up and we're off to da dessert table...where cakie spots jello..."bello...bello"...ok she gets her bello and we're all back...ever hadda chinese eclair? cakie drops her bello on da floor...then starts whinin and screamin for her fallen "belloooooo"....lol...i'm dyin, couldn't find it wanting to find it cuz i can feel da "ladys" eyes burnin a hole in muh back,lol...gary gets her more bello and we're all good...ok so we all get up, are headed out i step back.. stepped in da fallen bello...god its just not fair,lol...that was my sunday,lol...how was urs?...lol
this week is pure shit...ok monday was beautiful, kids go to school happy coopy day, today was like hell all over...kids had the holiday off, not having a clue why but to torture me..actually they weren't bad...and i didn't have to spend the afternoon w/ the kindergarten spawn...but friday is a fricken half day and they have monday off......monday is parent teacher conferences...oh joy,lol......omg sunday is a birthday party for alexs friend benjamin (remember ben?...the bully snack takin binge kid in da corner from elementary school?)...its at chuck e cheese for fucks sake... a sunday at 4 at that place is like happy hour in margarittaville (hooked on phonics sux i want muh money back,lol) man its gonna be hell...and what did the brilliant coopy suggest?...i said hey thats dinner time why don't we all go, alex can go to his party and we can go do our own thing w/ da other 3... WTF drugs am i on???????????....oh i can feel a migraine coming on....sunday,lol...
and ahhh i know i hadn't mentioned da motherlesbianinlaw as of yet but she's still lurkin around...she kinda faded away over the past week, must be lovey time w/ casey......she'll be back in torture da daughter in law mode pretty soon i'm sure...actually i think she's gonna try takin the boys for hair cuts on friday, i'm sure she's sayin ima slacker for lettin it get that long but grrr i need to chat dammit,lol..no really thats hubbys job and he's da slacker,lol...ah she can take em...quiet time for me and cakie..
dats bout all muh brain can put out i think...i'm grasping now...just knowing theres so much coming up between the tk concert (he's so excited)...thanksgiving (will that turkey aroma get coopy so excited she takes da hubby into da parents baffroom for a quickie?)...decorating for christmas (always a story there)...more fluffinator ravings...more sex surveys?...then ah yes...the king mother of all...the kindergarten birthday party at coopys house ...and just as added torture, chris being the lil stud he is wants both the boys and girls from class not just the boys......for those keeping score...thats 2 problem children...the boy is damian (how appropriate) and adrianna......omg omg in muh house w/ muh christmas tree up,lmaooo...
ok ok i'mma tired lil one...ok i'm lyin again i'm of to go chat...ttyl...ahem...get those surveys to me...bastards!!!!...lol...l8ters t8ters...
always coopy
ahhh k...so hmmm ok tryin to scroll through muh mind here, not easy lemme tell ya, lotta weird shit in there...lol...most of last week is totally escaping my mind...thinkin it was pretty much the same ole shit around home, and in yahell well...gotta say i don't go to 31 much anymore been in 2 alot more...not that i don't miss ya in 31...i just have needed a room with people who actually talked and kept my mind off that goofball who was missing for a cpl weeks...reeses you're the woman...i loves da bravery gf...lol...i'm sorry the phonelist extends all da way from 1 home number all da way to da morgue, lmaooo...opal and bro...big hugeee hugzzz you two heard me cryin and stressin so much i think i gave ya ulcers......its more than all good now...til' next time..LOL...hey i'm realistic..
ok so lisa sends me that damn survey again, and being the survey vixen i am ,lol...had to send it...apparently i didn't shock anyone from room 2 cuz they're still welcoming me,lmao...i'm really not sorry i sent it, u know how much i love em,lol...and da naughty ones well ummm uhhuh...and uh...how come the only one that has been returned to me was daves????......get on it peeps...not like its 150 questions er nuffin...lol...
wooo ya ready for this one?...after church this sunday...mom didn't just come to pee...she actually stayed and colored my hair...lol...yup trailer trash roots aren't a' showin no more,lol...i got to hear all bout how they're gonna start lookin at reception halls for 2006 ...all i said was no dunking booths......then she switched gears to the babt shower and saying she's toying w/ the idea of making it coed...yeah ok mom i say what ya want?...she's like well i just figured mango will be there and well maybe gary (yes new subscribers get your laugh in, his name is gary...put it w/ da last name, lol) could come w/ the truck and help bring their stuff home......oh lemme tell ya he was thrilled to hear that...then i tap on that mango took them all out to dinner sunday night and well lets just say he has his feelings bout him,lol...he'll tolerate him tho for me like a good boy.... after mom left it was off to wal-mart..our new sunday ritual it seems..this time alex needed new shoes..no biggie we get there..timmy does his usual "freak out" wanting to ride the damn lil bus that goes back and forth when its fed 2 quarters...damn wal-mart fer puttin em right at the door...bastards!!!!..ok i vented,lol...anywho..after his ride we get carts and off to shoes...but first..this just in...COOPY BOUGHT PANTIES ...they were purty....must say i did put em on yesterday and was instantly reminded why i gave em up...damn panties...but they're purty,lol..i'll save em for a special occasion...like a funeral,lmao!!!...kk and we're off...alex got shoes, chris had to get transformers sneakers too ...marketing bastards!!!!...lol...we got a cpl household things and left...of course not without riding that damn bus again......bastards!!!!......ok ok so its like late, dinnertime and shit and i wasn't about to go home and cook, so hubby decides hey lets check out da new chinese buffet...oh joy..ok picture this will ya?...i ask for a booth...it wasn't crowded at all we had our own section of da joint thank god...but ya got alex timmy and chris on one side of this booth, me and hubby on da other and cakie in a high chair at da end..ok things are good...me alex and cakie are seated and eatin...chris is seated...hubby is coming back with timmy when timmy decides to start screamin cuz he wanted steak, lmaooo...he got his steak then it was all good...well dunno iffin ya ever noticed but the chinese chicks aren't like american waitresses...american waitresses come to da table and ask if everything is ok..not da chinese chicks, they stand at da end of da section and just stare...mind you 3 lil boys are starin right back in her face just kinda ...ohhhh it gets better...they take your plates as ya empty em...so our chick musta been feelin froggy...she tended to another section...timmy decides he's picked as much as he was gonna and stands up in da booth and starts yellin "hey lady".."lady i'm done hoo hoo"...omg heads were turnin...now mind you throughout dinner i'm tryin to keep em from talkin and more to eatin...shhin em and sayin quiet...don't i say..."timmy..sit down"...he turns to be and says...with big ole timmy eyes and a shitty grin..."shhh mom quiet" he was even whisperin that lil shit...garys laffin his ass off and i kick him in da shin ...ok gonna put a space in here....lol...
woooooooooo ok so da "lady" cleans up and we're off to da dessert table...where cakie spots jello..."bello...bello"...ok she gets her bello and we're all back...ever hadda chinese eclair? cakie drops her bello on da floor...then starts whinin and screamin for her fallen "belloooooo"....lol...i'm dyin, couldn't find it wanting to find it cuz i can feel da "ladys" eyes burnin a hole in muh back,lol...gary gets her more bello and we're all good...ok so we all get up, are headed out i step back.. stepped in da fallen bello...god its just not fair,lol...that was my sunday,lol...how was urs?...lol
this week is pure shit...ok monday was beautiful, kids go to school happy coopy day, today was like hell all over...kids had the holiday off, not having a clue why but to torture me..actually they weren't bad...and i didn't have to spend the afternoon w/ the kindergarten spawn...but friday is a fricken half day and they have monday off......monday is parent teacher conferences...oh joy,lol......omg sunday is a birthday party for alexs friend benjamin (remember ben?...the bully snack takin binge kid in da corner from elementary school?)...its at chuck e cheese for fucks sake... a sunday at 4 at that place is like happy hour in margarittaville (hooked on phonics sux i want muh money back,lol) man its gonna be hell...and what did the brilliant coopy suggest?...i said hey thats dinner time why don't we all go, alex can go to his party and we can go do our own thing w/ da other 3... WTF drugs am i on???????????....oh i can feel a migraine coming on....sunday,lol...
and ahhh i know i hadn't mentioned da motherlesbianinlaw as of yet but she's still lurkin around...she kinda faded away over the past week, must be lovey time w/ casey......she'll be back in torture da daughter in law mode pretty soon i'm sure...actually i think she's gonna try takin the boys for hair cuts on friday, i'm sure she's sayin ima slacker for lettin it get that long but grrr i need to chat dammit,lol..no really thats hubbys job and he's da slacker,lol...ah she can take em...quiet time for me and cakie..
dats bout all muh brain can put out i think...i'm grasping now...just knowing theres so much coming up between the tk concert (he's so excited)...thanksgiving (will that turkey aroma get coopy so excited she takes da hubby into da parents baffroom for a quickie?)...decorating for christmas (always a story there)...more fluffinator ravings...more sex surveys?...then ah yes...the king mother of all...the kindergarten birthday party at coopys house ...and just as added torture, chris being the lil stud he is wants both the boys and girls from class not just the boys......for those keeping score...thats 2 problem children...the boy is damian (how appropriate) and adrianna......omg omg in muh house w/ muh christmas tree up,lmaooo...
ok ok i'mma tired lil one...ok i'm lyin again i'm of to go chat...ttyl...ahem...get those surveys to me...bastards!!!!...lol...l8ters t8ters...
always coopy
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