too many freaks not enuff circus...my house...yahoo a close 2nd
ahhhhhhhh shit...muh furkin font is too furkin small...n i'm technically challenged so yer gonna hafta jus deal...got it?...thought so ...sorry felt da need to get lippy, i'm not gettin any t'nite so i gotta take muh frustrations out on someone...er' yeah,lol..he's sick n he ain't touchin me so i guess its him dats really not gettin any.. i always have muh supply ...ANYWHO...too much stuff to talk bout i'm sure ya don't wanna hear bout dat self pleasure stuff ...next time......
okies...first things first...muh kiddoes, took cakie n timmy back wed., timmy was clearin up n muh lil cakie he said sounded "junkier"....this man gets paid thousands to tell me she sounds "junkier"..lol...actually never thought bout this til right now but maybe he's associatin muh intelligence level wiff da hair color......hmmm interesting...freakin perv, i swear he jus likes havin me there every week ..oh n uh...we go back wednesday ....you'd think he wouldn't want us back timmy gives da man a run fer his money...timmys up on da exam table n of course its got da roll of paper on it n he's movin all around jus irritatin da hell outta me n i'm sure da doctor wiff dat effin crinklin paper noise...then while he's writin up in da chart, timmy lunges clear across the furkin table usin da paper as his own personal slip n slide landin right at da lil pillow in front of where he's writin n his glasses fly up...thank god he caught em, but geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...n what am i doin ya ask?..i was furkin laffin muh ass off whatya think?..lol...oh n yes he did manage to go pee at least 5 times while we were there, he was given unlimited bathroom priveledges ....i can't wait til wednesday..no really ...lol...its gone to muh head this doctor stuff...thank god i'm not dreamin bout doin' da doc er' nuffin but i had one dream bout me missin an appointment n da lady callin me bitchin sayin how its a 15 dollar no show fee ..... help me.......anywho..timmy who neva slowed down anyway is back to himself n cakie is back to dancin around singin she's one hot mama n sayin "weehaaa" to everything......n omg the other 2 went back to school today so i'm in semi-heaven...
omg da awards...too freakin funny...brit n bttr you chickies did an awesome job, n i was suprised it didn't last as long as the oscars...was worried there fer a bit,lol...loved muh battery award (i would die) n well flattered at da turkey baster one ouch @some of the categories i was nominated in...i mean really..i don't ALWAYS look at cams..sheesh...n as fer becoming a bot...i'm on a cash only basis...puhleaseeeeee ...no credit,lol...psst brit?...did ya like dat?...you wanted into da coopy mail, yer here gf ...muh sock monkey makin thong wearin corner sharin pleasure pal.......someone else wanted in too, but i wasn't sure how to segway a mainlander tale......ah well mellow, guess you'll just hafta watch gorillas in the mist again in place of dat ....oh n btw..muh kids still haven't forgiven me for burnin their taco meat dat night ya wuz in muh box bootin me,lmao...man i'm tellin ya i need to go back to cookin is for dummies...i made burgers t'nite wiff muh pj tank top on..FUCKIN OUCH dat grease flys...lmaoooo...nuffin like burnt titties...right reeses?..lmao, er' wait..i need some first ...ok n yes i realize after i jus typed all dat i'm livin cookin iz fer dummies...BITE ME MA..i know ya wu thinkin , go use yer toy ...
i should be havin more playtime soon...well computer playtime, i know some of ya are sayin..omg how much more can she possibly get she's ALWAYS here....lol, bite me...da ass i married has decided he should work a cpl nights a week too, its prolly a drinkin party er' maybe da chick he works wiff but anywho ...i was like ok, just forewarn me the 2 nights n i'll get a routine goin, homework n shit here i come, i don't usually do da homework, god help the boys, lmao....anywho in between the chaos of the evening i'll have some chat time i'm sure......he pissed me right off friday tho, lmao...motherlesbianinlaw is here waitin to watch da kids, i'm sittin here all ready to go get the shoppin over wiff n watchin da clock..by like 6 he calls n says he's finishin a truck n he'll be leavin in bout 10 minutes, i tell him its so freakin late just grab the kids dinner on da way home...he gets in...n right away i notice the "fairy walk"..ok peeps he only does this when he's either A. been drinkin or B. thinkin he's the mr. king shit he isn't...on top of actin too nice to try n cover it up i knew he had been drinkin, i said a truck huh?..hmmm how many trucks?..he said a cpl......oh i was livid...furk up my night n i get pissed...i got real quiet...just kinda stood around with dat disgusted look on muh face, then at da store i walked ahead of him almost da whole way...when we hit the last aisle he decides to walk ahead of me kinda givin me that fuck you kinda vibe...ok fairy walkin asshole i'm thinkin...just think u win ...i hold da trump card n i know how to use it......he pretty much stayed away from me all weekend, he knew i was pissed..n of course i didn't care to bother wiff him either,lol...
sunday, as i was knee deep in muh extensive groomin ritual...mom n lisa show up of course mom to go pee (although she has competition now fightin ova da bathroom w/ timmy)...we were all sittin round' talkin...seems da fruit is gonna serve 90 days startin today ...that brings him out the week she's due, n he gets 3 years probation, n he's complain bout dat sayin he is pissed now cuz he had probation n now he has more.. furkin asshole....duh...then we get to talkin (for bro...TAWKIN )bout my aunts 25th wedding anniversary party n how she's bent cuz i won't be able to go...ya see its also muh best friends wedding n i'm in dat...(woohoo 4 a victorian purple gown i'll neva wear again )...n i can't get outta dat nor do i want to really,lol...family vs. drinkin n partyin w/ friends?...hmm tuff choice ...i'm goin to da weddin alone...mom n dad will go to da anniversary party so gary won't have anyone he knows to sit with n shit...plus i made it clear i'm wiff da weddin party n i have a built in date..(yes i gots da info...names adam (i think) 36 y/o, not married, n he's cute although judgin muh best friends choice of hubby i dunno whether i wanna bank on it...her hubby honestly looks like da type of guy after 10 years of marriage n 2 kids to say...hunny i'm gay! sweet guy jus a lil um...fruity?...LOL)...anywho iffen the kids are invited to da anniversary party he'll go to dat w/ em its not very far from here....me i gotta drive freakin 45 minutes lookin like a fool in muh minivan wiff muh hair all dolled up n wearin a purple dress ...OHHH n then of course we shifted gears talkin bout easter n i hadda bring up the egg salad incident...ok room 31'ers iffen theres any left...i know you've heard this but the new subscibers haven't n i'm sure they'd laff...ok gonna start a new paragraph...jus cuz i can...
ahhhhhhhhhhh deep breath.....K...when lil coopy was like 6 she invited her friend meghan over for lunch, this was on da weekend bout a week after easter...anywho, mom makes egg salad, meg doesn't like dat so she brown bags it (smart girl!!)...anywho, megs gotta go shortly after lunch, church shit er' sumfin wiff her holy roller family...moms like lets go get gram n we'll take a drive...ok ...well bout 30 minutes later i'm throwin muh guts up, i mean i dunno where its comin from but holy god i couldn't stop...mom says ok we're goin home, hell by the time we got home i was feelin half way normal...we get in da house...dads in da baffroom ...same thing....gram turns to mom n i swear for the rest of my life i will never forget this...says.."omg sue what did you feed these two?"...yer diein huh?...LMAO...she says egg salad...my dad immediately says...the eggs that were here on the table for a week?... oh yes she did......my grandmother called muh uncle to take him to the er..you guessed it...food poisoning, lmaooo to this day she isn't allowed near eggs, lmao...n she never ate it...conspiracy to kill us maybe ..nahhhhhhhh she's jus clueless....yer sides hurt?..lmaoooo...so i'm tellin muh boys how she tried killin us with da egg salad then lisa says that da fruit said in da clink he passed on egg salad n some of the guys had intestinal issues after.., n went on to ask if my mother had been guest chef dat night...lmao..my mom says..hows that for the death penalty...let me cook ...i near pissed myself i swear, n she says finally..."i just didn't understand why you go through all the trouble to color them n make them pretty them have to put them in the refrigerator n no one can see em, they made a nice centerpiece".... dats muh mom...n for the record..no i have not had egg salad since...@ da thought...LOL..n speakin of eggs, sunday mornin my lil timminator decided while dads back was turned he'd grab an egg outta da carton n throw it behind da couch dat kid...hellion i tell ya....lol
i can hear ya laffin opal...breathe hunny, lmao...on a serious note (well bout as serious as coopy can get)...wanna say thx fer all da shoulders lately n putin up with muh crazy thoughts n bitterness...you guys know who ya are n i luvss ya, coopys bounce back n learn from it...i have muh moments still but fer da most part i'm in a "furk him/hiss loss" kinda mindframe,lol...time for fresh kill...watch out
i was playin i love this bar a lil bit ago...chris muh 5..oh shit he's 6 now, oops,lol...comes up to me n he's singin...then he giggles when toby says hookers...i'm like oh boy, lol...he says "toby said hookers ...they have hooks"... phew....missed dat one......n oh god today i get back from takin bonnie n clyde to da store n i had da woodstove crankin so i go downstairs n throw a tank top on...not realizin i had an audience n timmy was sittin on da landing at da top of da stairs he starts laffin...i throw the tank on quick n he's laffin hysterically says.."*laffin* mom i saw yers body"......yeah timmy great......
ok peeps i was gonna send this on muh usual tuesday but i'm feelin froggy plus da fact i have bout 5 piles of laundry to fold tomorrow n gotta make it over to da video store to rent spy kids 3 ...i'll just hit send n ya don't hafta wait... l8ters t8ters...
yer boopy
okies...first things first...muh kiddoes, took cakie n timmy back wed., timmy was clearin up n muh lil cakie he said sounded "junkier"....this man gets paid thousands to tell me she sounds "junkier"..lol...actually never thought bout this til right now but maybe he's associatin muh intelligence level wiff da hair color......hmmm interesting...freakin perv, i swear he jus likes havin me there every week ..oh n uh...we go back wednesday ....you'd think he wouldn't want us back timmy gives da man a run fer his money...timmys up on da exam table n of course its got da roll of paper on it n he's movin all around jus irritatin da hell outta me n i'm sure da doctor wiff dat effin crinklin paper noise...then while he's writin up in da chart, timmy lunges clear across the furkin table usin da paper as his own personal slip n slide landin right at da lil pillow in front of where he's writin n his glasses fly up...thank god he caught em, but geezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...n what am i doin ya ask?..i was furkin laffin muh ass off whatya think?..lol...oh n yes he did manage to go pee at least 5 times while we were there, he was given unlimited bathroom priveledges ....i can't wait til wednesday..no really ...lol...its gone to muh head this doctor stuff...thank god i'm not dreamin bout doin' da doc er' nuffin but i had one dream bout me missin an appointment n da lady callin me bitchin sayin how its a 15 dollar no show fee ..... help me.......anywho..timmy who neva slowed down anyway is back to himself n cakie is back to dancin around singin she's one hot mama n sayin "weehaaa" to everything......n omg the other 2 went back to school today so i'm in semi-heaven...
omg da awards...too freakin funny...brit n bttr you chickies did an awesome job, n i was suprised it didn't last as long as the oscars...was worried there fer a bit,lol...loved muh battery award (i would die) n well flattered at da turkey baster one ouch @some of the categories i was nominated in...i mean really..i don't ALWAYS look at cams..sheesh...n as fer becoming a bot...i'm on a cash only basis...puhleaseeeeee ...no credit,lol...psst brit?...did ya like dat?...you wanted into da coopy mail, yer here gf ...muh sock monkey makin thong wearin corner sharin pleasure pal.......someone else wanted in too, but i wasn't sure how to segway a mainlander tale......ah well mellow, guess you'll just hafta watch gorillas in the mist again in place of dat ....oh n btw..muh kids still haven't forgiven me for burnin their taco meat dat night ya wuz in muh box bootin me,lmao...man i'm tellin ya i need to go back to cookin is for dummies...i made burgers t'nite wiff muh pj tank top on..FUCKIN OUCH dat grease flys...lmaoooo...nuffin like burnt titties...right reeses?..lmao, er' wait..i need some first ...ok n yes i realize after i jus typed all dat i'm livin cookin iz fer dummies...BITE ME MA..i know ya wu thinkin , go use yer toy ...
i should be havin more playtime soon...well computer playtime, i know some of ya are sayin..omg how much more can she possibly get she's ALWAYS here....lol, bite me...da ass i married has decided he should work a cpl nights a week too, its prolly a drinkin party er' maybe da chick he works wiff but anywho ...i was like ok, just forewarn me the 2 nights n i'll get a routine goin, homework n shit here i come, i don't usually do da homework, god help the boys, lmao....anywho in between the chaos of the evening i'll have some chat time i'm sure......he pissed me right off friday tho, lmao...motherlesbianinlaw is here waitin to watch da kids, i'm sittin here all ready to go get the shoppin over wiff n watchin da clock..by like 6 he calls n says he's finishin a truck n he'll be leavin in bout 10 minutes, i tell him its so freakin late just grab the kids dinner on da way home...he gets in...n right away i notice the "fairy walk"..ok peeps he only does this when he's either A. been drinkin or B. thinkin he's the mr. king shit he isn't...on top of actin too nice to try n cover it up i knew he had been drinkin, i said a truck huh?..hmmm how many trucks?..he said a cpl......oh i was livid...furk up my night n i get pissed...i got real quiet...just kinda stood around with dat disgusted look on muh face, then at da store i walked ahead of him almost da whole way...when we hit the last aisle he decides to walk ahead of me kinda givin me that fuck you kinda vibe...ok fairy walkin asshole i'm thinkin...just think u win ...i hold da trump card n i know how to use it......he pretty much stayed away from me all weekend, he knew i was pissed..n of course i didn't care to bother wiff him either,lol...
sunday, as i was knee deep in muh extensive groomin ritual...mom n lisa show up of course mom to go pee (although she has competition now fightin ova da bathroom w/ timmy)...we were all sittin round' talkin...seems da fruit is gonna serve 90 days startin today ...that brings him out the week she's due, n he gets 3 years probation, n he's complain bout dat sayin he is pissed now cuz he had probation n now he has more.. furkin asshole....duh...then we get to talkin (for bro...TAWKIN )bout my aunts 25th wedding anniversary party n how she's bent cuz i won't be able to go...ya see its also muh best friends wedding n i'm in dat...(woohoo 4 a victorian purple gown i'll neva wear again )...n i can't get outta dat nor do i want to really,lol...family vs. drinkin n partyin w/ friends?...hmm tuff choice ...i'm goin to da weddin alone...mom n dad will go to da anniversary party so gary won't have anyone he knows to sit with n shit...plus i made it clear i'm wiff da weddin party n i have a built in date..(yes i gots da info...names adam (i think) 36 y/o, not married, n he's cute although judgin muh best friends choice of hubby i dunno whether i wanna bank on it...her hubby honestly looks like da type of guy after 10 years of marriage n 2 kids to say...hunny i'm gay! sweet guy jus a lil um...fruity?...LOL)...anywho iffen the kids are invited to da anniversary party he'll go to dat w/ em its not very far from here....me i gotta drive freakin 45 minutes lookin like a fool in muh minivan wiff muh hair all dolled up n wearin a purple dress ...OHHH n then of course we shifted gears talkin bout easter n i hadda bring up the egg salad incident...ok room 31'ers iffen theres any left...i know you've heard this but the new subscibers haven't n i'm sure they'd laff...ok gonna start a new paragraph...jus cuz i can...
ahhhhhhhhhhh deep breath.....K...when lil coopy was like 6 she invited her friend meghan over for lunch, this was on da weekend bout a week after easter...anywho, mom makes egg salad, meg doesn't like dat so she brown bags it (smart girl!!)...anywho, megs gotta go shortly after lunch, church shit er' sumfin wiff her holy roller family...moms like lets go get gram n we'll take a drive...ok ...well bout 30 minutes later i'm throwin muh guts up, i mean i dunno where its comin from but holy god i couldn't stop...mom says ok we're goin home, hell by the time we got home i was feelin half way normal...we get in da house...dads in da baffroom ...same thing....gram turns to mom n i swear for the rest of my life i will never forget this...says.."omg sue what did you feed these two?"...yer diein huh?...LMAO...she says egg salad...my dad immediately says...the eggs that were here on the table for a week?... oh yes she did......my grandmother called muh uncle to take him to the er..you guessed it...food poisoning, lmaooo to this day she isn't allowed near eggs, lmao...n she never ate it...conspiracy to kill us maybe ..nahhhhhhhh she's jus clueless....yer sides hurt?..lmaoooo...so i'm tellin muh boys how she tried killin us with da egg salad then lisa says that da fruit said in da clink he passed on egg salad n some of the guys had intestinal issues after.., n went on to ask if my mother had been guest chef dat night...lmao..my mom says..hows that for the death penalty...let me cook ...i near pissed myself i swear, n she says finally..."i just didn't understand why you go through all the trouble to color them n make them pretty them have to put them in the refrigerator n no one can see em, they made a nice centerpiece".... dats muh mom...n for the record..no i have not had egg salad since...@ da thought...LOL..n speakin of eggs, sunday mornin my lil timminator decided while dads back was turned he'd grab an egg outta da carton n throw it behind da couch dat kid...hellion i tell ya....lol
i can hear ya laffin opal...breathe hunny, lmao...on a serious note (well bout as serious as coopy can get)...wanna say thx fer all da shoulders lately n putin up with muh crazy thoughts n bitterness...you guys know who ya are n i luvss ya, coopys bounce back n learn from it...i have muh moments still but fer da most part i'm in a "furk him/hiss loss" kinda mindframe,lol...time for fresh kill...watch out
i was playin i love this bar a lil bit ago...chris muh 5..oh shit he's 6 now, oops,lol...comes up to me n he's singin...then he giggles when toby says hookers...i'm like oh boy, lol...he says "toby said hookers ...they have hooks"... phew....missed dat one......n oh god today i get back from takin bonnie n clyde to da store n i had da woodstove crankin so i go downstairs n throw a tank top on...not realizin i had an audience n timmy was sittin on da landing at da top of da stairs he starts laffin...i throw the tank on quick n he's laffin hysterically says.."*laffin* mom i saw yers body"......yeah timmy great......
ok peeps i was gonna send this on muh usual tuesday but i'm feelin froggy plus da fact i have bout 5 piles of laundry to fold tomorrow n gotta make it over to da video store to rent spy kids 3 ...i'll just hit send n ya don't hafta wait... l8ters t8ters...
yer boopy
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