jus another edition...
i used to loveeee tuesdays...but this particular tuesday sux big ole elephant ballzzzzzzz...first of all timmys teacher decides to come today cuz she needs to review him for the quarter...n of course she couldn't friday on account of da snow day, so she picks tuesday..not like she doesn't come on wed., thurs. or friday er' nuffin ...so i was plannin on venturin to da movie store...HAHA...i have the 2 older boys home today too cuz some evil germ decided to overtake them in da middle of da night n they...well i heard lotsa gross stuff via da baby monitor positioned in da bathroom in the middle of both the kids rooms......of course..they seem fine now...just finished watchin the movie speed...so i sentenced them to clean their room n then they can lounge in bed all day watchin tv or playin with their damn gameboys..i don't care as long as it doesn't interupt my daily flow...n possibly much needed bunny time.......
last week right after i wrote out coopy mail, i went to da busstop to retrieve the older boys, both of which went to school dat mornin..well bus pulls up...cpl kids get off...i see chris lil red hat, he gets off n starts runnin toward me as per norm..i look up lookin for my slack ass oldest alex...n the bus door closes n it pulls away ...ok chris starts freakin...i mean screamin, cryin..callin for alex, my neighbors are just starin in disbelief n i'm like...uh uh uh...so the lil boy down da street drops his bookbag n runs after da bus...i'm thinin ok alex is smart enuff to get off at the next stop the next street up...nope...so the neighbor asks me if i'm gonna call the school...i'm like yeah i'll call then pack everyone up n go get him...he's like is he gonna be ok?..i'm like oh yeah i'm sure the tulip will be ok after about 30 years of therapy......so..i hear the bus come back up our road..sure enuff it stops n a teary alex stumbles off...i shot him a look...asked him iffen i dare ask him what the hell just happened..n how the hell his brother got off n not him n they were freakin sittin together...he just looked at me n put his head down...poor chris i thought he'd need therapy those 2 are joined at the hip, he was scared shitless...as for me, well i was shocked but i knew it'd be k, i was just worried for chris, n sayin to muhself geez thank goodness motherlesbianinlaw wasn't gettin them today....i'd be payin for therapy for her and alex for the next 30 years...i still dunno what happened,lol...but i just joke every mornin remindin him to get off the bus instead of joyriding
ok...teacher just tested timmy...he's made sooo much progress n he'll still qualify for another year with her which i'm happy bout but hearin that his speech is at a 2 year 9 month level is still ouch...he turned 4 last month ...he's improving tho n it was me who pushed for him to get all the help he's gotten thus far so i guess i should be happy.....n da potty thing seems to be going very good...
this really sux havin em all home...lol...the lil ones keep goin in n buggin the older ones n cuz the older ones are home timmy doesn't wanna get caught being friendly with the girl of the house so i keep hearin him tellin her to away...its kinda cute actually cuz the way he says her name he's say...go away KIDDIE...tff...n its not 1 word its drawn out,lol....too cute but by 2 o'clock i'll be ready to commit muhself if not sooner...
ok, i know alotta ya already know cuz of my freaked out self, but yesterday there was a high school shooting bout 10 minutes from me..my cousin goes to that school n my aunt works there, they were fine n are just really shaken up...apparently this 16 year old boy walked into school with a 12 gauge shotgun...(HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN?) n decided he was gonna kill his girlfriend...shot 3 times, only 1 teacher got hit in the leg n is fine...apparently kids tackled the boy then the police showed up...too freakin close to home i tell ya, i was a wreck actually couldn't wait til the boys stepped off the bus (imagine that for a change,lol)...i just hugged em real tight n got em in the house when they turned to me n started crackin jokes bout bodily functions n sayin they weren't gonna clean their room ah it was back to wishin school was still in session...lol...just really freaky shit goin on here...also yesterday a crossing gaurd was struck n killed on her way to the school she worked at, that school bout 5 minutes away......oh n in albany a body was found, n i'm laffin bout it, i am sick n twisted but jus listen...this like 70 year old womans hubby killed a guy 56 years ago, hung himself while in jail n his wife was missing all these 56 years, talk bout a cold case file...lol,....sorry ...i jus thought it was comical that 56 years went by wiffout nuffin...
hey..on sunday mom called to say she wasn't coming cuz she had a party to go to, so then she calls back like 15 minutes later n says ok she'll stop by to drop off money to hubby so he can get dad his new taillight..surprise surprise dad cracked up his car again, lol...he has a tendency to like to do this a few times a year, he just likes hittin stuff i think,lol...it'll get him his new gmc soon too...so we're all here n we had company, our friend fresh outta brain surgery wednesday decided he wanted to come see the lil ones so he was here wiff his brother...i look out da window n see mom hobblin up da driveway...i just keep watchin, garys like well open the door n tell her to be careful cuz the driveway is real icey....i keep watchin,lol...he's like are ya gonna tell her?..i keep watchin, lol...he's like hello?...i said no i'm not, she opened yer truck door n put it on your seat n is leavin, lmaoooo....now da door ain't but 10 feet from the truck,lol....but she was leavin...n whats she do?...she has my sister call from da cellphone in da car n says its on da truck seat cuz our property is too icey......i refused to answer the phone cuz i knew it was her n mind you we're all hearin this cuz the machine picked it up...i was in tears literally...hahahaha mom couldn't come in to go pee!!!!...oh god n i failed to mention this last week, but during a phone call wiff my mom about her visiting a plastic surgeon for some facial mark i asked her to get me prices for a boob job...to which she replied, n ya gotta know hearin this from yer mom is just plain wrong..."oh darlene..yer boobs are just fine!!"......its just not natural for a mom to say dat....
...sunday was also another birthday party at chuck e cheese, i opted outta this one deciding i'll skip the sunday night mayhem n take cakie n timmy one day during school hours, so da movie star goes n takes alex n chris...he calls bout 45 minutes later n omg says there had to be 500 people there n 6 birthday parties,lmaooo....better him than me,lol....
my sister called me yesterday after her latest appointment..she is 6 months today n expanding as her doctor says,lol...i love dat guy...he was mine for timmy n cakie, truly the best , lookin like bill gates or not he's one funny furker, hopefully he'll deliver n i'll get to see him...well before september when i go for da annual appointment......
ok when the heck are these awards?...allo?...allo?...allo?...do i need to buy a party dress?...get muh nails done?..find a date?...heyyyyy dats a bot, no probs there,lol...
ok n last but not least...this saturday tis valentines day..ya'll got a valentine?...hell i thought i did but who knows what my whackers been up to these days we get bout 5 minutes together n most of that time he sits n listens to me bitch ...garunteed he's whackin to it, he loves my bitchin ...ah i still love him silly, can't replace that 3.6 inch penis ya know,lol...i spose i really should consider da movie star my valentine, lol...after all its not only valentines day for me but also my anniversary...double whammy, who says coopy isn't smart?......mr coopy has been pissin me off lately too so on sunday we got to talkin bout goin out...i just always request we go out for dinner so i eat a hot meal n others can wait on me, its just a given we'll go out...n he tells me i can get whatever i want for a present......ok immediately i'm seein all kindsa dollar signs, n i tell him....thats a tall order...he looks at me n says whatever you want baby,lol....baby,lmao he knows i've been pissed, the no sex thing works people i'm tellin ya......so now i'm tryin to figure out what i want...that carat is callin my name n i'm thinkin that with some clothes, a cpl sex toys n i'll be happy...although the televibe is callin muh name i'm thinkin i might pass on it this time cuz fer dat kinda money i can get a few things...lol...i'm gonna put a jar in the corner of room 2 n i'll be takin contributions for the televibe fund, lmao...i'm also schemin to somehow squeeze in a mini vacation but dunno yet...not sure i wanna even go there in my mind as of yet......anywho..as the week progresses gimme imput as to what i should ask for,lol...last night me n alex n chris filled out all da kiddie valentines...geez these kids today are lazy, we had to fill out the damn valentines then stick em in da envelope then address the damn envelopes when i was a pup...today they just fill out the damn valentines, fold em n slap this lil red heart sticker on it to seal em...furkin kids today, lmao
aside from all dat n some weird as hell dreams i been havin recently...lmao...ok ok dream number one i was in a house in da woods wif a bunch of people who were bein chopped up by jason from friday da thirteenth (i told ya i'm freaky...lol)...then all of a sudden the dream switched gears n i was jasons girlfriend...we was huggin n stuff ....n n n...omg saturday mornin i woke up n was beggin gary to take us to sears...now i'm not fond of sears very much so it was strange but omg i had a dream bout me bein in da panty section of sears n lookin around n seein this man kinda runnin up da aisle n down da hallway to da bathroom...no one runnin after him but i knew who it was n grabbed paper n pen n followed him in...twas keith urban ...i got an autograph, n omg a helluva lot more ...man he's a good kisser from what muh dreams say,lol...holy god...sears anyone?........there was another dream i remember vaguely about me being on some warship that was being attacked n all i was worried about was un-decorating the valentines day stuff n puttin up the easter stuff...think i'm strange yet people?...LMAO
ok i think i made up for last weeks short slacker mail, n divulged maybe more info than i should, lol....ah wait a sec, this is me here...i always do dat,lol...ok ok i'm outtie, gonna go chase the lil ones outta alex n chris' room again n maybe watch a movie...l8ters g8ters...n remember..life da good life at sears!!!.......
coopy
last week right after i wrote out coopy mail, i went to da busstop to retrieve the older boys, both of which went to school dat mornin..well bus pulls up...cpl kids get off...i see chris lil red hat, he gets off n starts runnin toward me as per norm..i look up lookin for my slack ass oldest alex...n the bus door closes n it pulls away ...ok chris starts freakin...i mean screamin, cryin..callin for alex, my neighbors are just starin in disbelief n i'm like...uh uh uh...so the lil boy down da street drops his bookbag n runs after da bus...i'm thinin ok alex is smart enuff to get off at the next stop the next street up...nope...so the neighbor asks me if i'm gonna call the school...i'm like yeah i'll call then pack everyone up n go get him...he's like is he gonna be ok?..i'm like oh yeah i'm sure the tulip will be ok after about 30 years of therapy......so..i hear the bus come back up our road..sure enuff it stops n a teary alex stumbles off...i shot him a look...asked him iffen i dare ask him what the hell just happened..n how the hell his brother got off n not him n they were freakin sittin together...he just looked at me n put his head down...poor chris i thought he'd need therapy those 2 are joined at the hip, he was scared shitless...as for me, well i was shocked but i knew it'd be k, i was just worried for chris, n sayin to muhself geez thank goodness motherlesbianinlaw wasn't gettin them today....i'd be payin for therapy for her and alex for the next 30 years...i still dunno what happened,lol...but i just joke every mornin remindin him to get off the bus instead of joyriding
ok...teacher just tested timmy...he's made sooo much progress n he'll still qualify for another year with her which i'm happy bout but hearin that his speech is at a 2 year 9 month level is still ouch...he turned 4 last month ...he's improving tho n it was me who pushed for him to get all the help he's gotten thus far so i guess i should be happy.....n da potty thing seems to be going very good...
this really sux havin em all home...lol...the lil ones keep goin in n buggin the older ones n cuz the older ones are home timmy doesn't wanna get caught being friendly with the girl of the house so i keep hearin him tellin her to away...its kinda cute actually cuz the way he says her name he's say...go away KIDDIE...tff...n its not 1 word its drawn out,lol....too cute but by 2 o'clock i'll be ready to commit muhself if not sooner...
ok, i know alotta ya already know cuz of my freaked out self, but yesterday there was a high school shooting bout 10 minutes from me..my cousin goes to that school n my aunt works there, they were fine n are just really shaken up...apparently this 16 year old boy walked into school with a 12 gauge shotgun...(HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN?) n decided he was gonna kill his girlfriend...shot 3 times, only 1 teacher got hit in the leg n is fine...apparently kids tackled the boy then the police showed up...too freakin close to home i tell ya, i was a wreck actually couldn't wait til the boys stepped off the bus (imagine that for a change,lol)...i just hugged em real tight n got em in the house when they turned to me n started crackin jokes bout bodily functions n sayin they weren't gonna clean their room ah it was back to wishin school was still in session...lol...just really freaky shit goin on here...also yesterday a crossing gaurd was struck n killed on her way to the school she worked at, that school bout 5 minutes away......oh n in albany a body was found, n i'm laffin bout it, i am sick n twisted but jus listen...this like 70 year old womans hubby killed a guy 56 years ago, hung himself while in jail n his wife was missing all these 56 years, talk bout a cold case file...lol,....sorry ...i jus thought it was comical that 56 years went by wiffout nuffin...
hey..on sunday mom called to say she wasn't coming cuz she had a party to go to, so then she calls back like 15 minutes later n says ok she'll stop by to drop off money to hubby so he can get dad his new taillight..surprise surprise dad cracked up his car again, lol...he has a tendency to like to do this a few times a year, he just likes hittin stuff i think,lol...it'll get him his new gmc soon too...so we're all here n we had company, our friend fresh outta brain surgery wednesday decided he wanted to come see the lil ones so he was here wiff his brother...i look out da window n see mom hobblin up da driveway...i just keep watchin, garys like well open the door n tell her to be careful cuz the driveway is real icey....i keep watchin,lol...he's like are ya gonna tell her?..i keep watchin, lol...he's like hello?...i said no i'm not, she opened yer truck door n put it on your seat n is leavin, lmaoooo....now da door ain't but 10 feet from the truck,lol....but she was leavin...n whats she do?...she has my sister call from da cellphone in da car n says its on da truck seat cuz our property is too icey......i refused to answer the phone cuz i knew it was her n mind you we're all hearin this cuz the machine picked it up...i was in tears literally...hahahaha mom couldn't come in to go pee!!!!...oh god n i failed to mention this last week, but during a phone call wiff my mom about her visiting a plastic surgeon for some facial mark i asked her to get me prices for a boob job...to which she replied, n ya gotta know hearin this from yer mom is just plain wrong..."oh darlene..yer boobs are just fine!!"......its just not natural for a mom to say dat....
...sunday was also another birthday party at chuck e cheese, i opted outta this one deciding i'll skip the sunday night mayhem n take cakie n timmy one day during school hours, so da movie star goes n takes alex n chris...he calls bout 45 minutes later n omg says there had to be 500 people there n 6 birthday parties,lmaooo....better him than me,lol....
my sister called me yesterday after her latest appointment..she is 6 months today n expanding as her doctor says,lol...i love dat guy...he was mine for timmy n cakie, truly the best , lookin like bill gates or not he's one funny furker, hopefully he'll deliver n i'll get to see him...well before september when i go for da annual appointment......
ok when the heck are these awards?...allo?...allo?...allo?...do i need to buy a party dress?...get muh nails done?..find a date?...heyyyyy dats a bot, no probs there,lol...
ok n last but not least...this saturday tis valentines day..ya'll got a valentine?...hell i thought i did but who knows what my whackers been up to these days we get bout 5 minutes together n most of that time he sits n listens to me bitch ...garunteed he's whackin to it, he loves my bitchin ...ah i still love him silly, can't replace that 3.6 inch penis ya know,lol...i spose i really should consider da movie star my valentine, lol...after all its not only valentines day for me but also my anniversary...double whammy, who says coopy isn't smart?......mr coopy has been pissin me off lately too so on sunday we got to talkin bout goin out...i just always request we go out for dinner so i eat a hot meal n others can wait on me, its just a given we'll go out...n he tells me i can get whatever i want for a present......ok immediately i'm seein all kindsa dollar signs, n i tell him....thats a tall order...he looks at me n says whatever you want baby,lol....baby,lmao he knows i've been pissed, the no sex thing works people i'm tellin ya......so now i'm tryin to figure out what i want...that carat is callin my name n i'm thinkin that with some clothes, a cpl sex toys n i'll be happy...although the televibe is callin muh name i'm thinkin i might pass on it this time cuz fer dat kinda money i can get a few things...lol...i'm gonna put a jar in the corner of room 2 n i'll be takin contributions for the televibe fund, lmao...i'm also schemin to somehow squeeze in a mini vacation but dunno yet...not sure i wanna even go there in my mind as of yet......anywho..as the week progresses gimme imput as to what i should ask for,lol...last night me n alex n chris filled out all da kiddie valentines...geez these kids today are lazy, we had to fill out the damn valentines then stick em in da envelope then address the damn envelopes when i was a pup...today they just fill out the damn valentines, fold em n slap this lil red heart sticker on it to seal em...furkin kids today, lmao
aside from all dat n some weird as hell dreams i been havin recently...lmao...ok ok dream number one i was in a house in da woods wif a bunch of people who were bein chopped up by jason from friday da thirteenth (i told ya i'm freaky...lol)...then all of a sudden the dream switched gears n i was jasons girlfriend...we was huggin n stuff ....n n n...omg saturday mornin i woke up n was beggin gary to take us to sears...now i'm not fond of sears very much so it was strange but omg i had a dream bout me bein in da panty section of sears n lookin around n seein this man kinda runnin up da aisle n down da hallway to da bathroom...no one runnin after him but i knew who it was n grabbed paper n pen n followed him in...twas keith urban ...i got an autograph, n omg a helluva lot more ...man he's a good kisser from what muh dreams say,lol...holy god...sears anyone?........there was another dream i remember vaguely about me being on some warship that was being attacked n all i was worried about was un-decorating the valentines day stuff n puttin up the easter stuff...think i'm strange yet people?...LMAO
ok i think i made up for last weeks short slacker mail, n divulged maybe more info than i should, lol....ah wait a sec, this is me here...i always do dat,lol...ok ok i'm outtie, gonna go chase the lil ones outta alex n chris' room again n maybe watch a movie...l8ters g8ters...n remember..life da good life at sears!!!.......
coopy
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