i may not have muh sanity...but u have coopy mail...

FURK...FURK...FURK...ok note to furkin self....SAVE EFFIN DRAFT!!!!!...omg grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...ok i vented i'm better, whats typin another damn page,lol...its not so much that i gotta do it again, but that i may not remember, LOL...i will try muh best...honestly i wasn't dat far into it so its no biggie but lemme pee n i'll brb...SAVE DRAFT, LOL...

ok i feel better now...you may wanna take a pee now yourself..or grab a drink, cuz this mofo is gonna be one long effer'...this is comin to ya a lil early i know...n no its not the fact that i'm feelin the pressure to perform on account of you new subscribers , cuz you guys can bite me,lol...n no its not cuz i don't wanna hear ya'll callin me a slacker iffen i'm an hour late hittin da send button cuz you guys can lick muh , lol....(ok i can breathe now i have tim playin..ahhhh )...no honestly i stumbled upon a lil block of time today after one hellatious mornin..what happened ya ask?..well like i wasn't gonna tell ya?...sit back n shup...lol...okies so muh kids are germ lil carrier monkeys, lol...after the latest germ invaded chris n alex semed ok, timmy was really bad but rebounded except fer a bad cough n muh cakie was just gettin worse n worse..this mornin she woke up with a fever n i had it, called da movie star at work n he told me to get her thru da day n he'd take her t'nite...nope, not good enuff fer me, i called n got her n timmy an appt., just hadda get someone to watch the big brats...muh only option was hubbys great aunt......what da hell i say, they're entertainment, lol...i drop em off n head to the doctors where upon entrance timmy decides he needs to check out the bathroom n go pee fer da 456th time today ...i swear he just needs to test every damn commode in the county...lol...we get into the exam room n the doctor comes in... he loves me...he walks in n just sees the stress n smirks...the whole time i'm thinkin, my god i've known this man all muh life n seen me nakie as a baby...hoppin n prayin he don't think lightening is gonna strike twice ... timmy first...pnuemonia ...n he was the one who had rebounded...cakie next...pnuemonia (n furk me iffen i spelled it wrong) oh n don't forget the dbl ear infections ..so i say..ok what bout da other 2?...doctor says QUARANTINE ..n i'm like great n its furkin mid-winter recess (those BASTARDS, freakin teachers are such pussies, parents don't get recess, lmao...sory iffen yer a teacher, yeah right no i'm not )...so i'm off to pick up da movie star n go get da prescriptions...we get to da pharmacy n the pharmacy tells him his insurance won't cover it...meanwhile i'm out in da van takin timmy out every 5 furkin minutes to piss next to da van, mind you its 13 degrees out, ...finally after a ton of calls he comes out n says its a clerical glitch n its fixed but won't go into effect til 8:30 tomorrow mornin...n that he called work n they were bringin the 300 dollar check for the medicine , furkin right they were..lol, n i didn't even hafta bitch......we finally after 45 minutes in da parkin lot were off, i dropped his ass off at work n i was on muh way home...the boys were makin cupcakes n shit n she had decided she was keepin em for the rest of the afternoon, hey no probs with me..while 2 are away mommy can play,lol...ok so i'm not playin but shup...yer gettin yer mail...
motherlesbianinlaw is gettin em from her house n takin em for the night too...see?..its lookin up already..lol...

ok onto the rest of this hellatious week..thursday the rocket scientist coopy reared her ugly head n decided she'd delete some shit off her pc...uhhuh deleted so well i couldn't get into anyfurkinthing...well cept fer yahoo ...it sux huge cuz i could chat but couldn't profile n thats just a travisty of justice bein the damn profile whore i am , lol......thursday night mom calls n says that she's gonna meet lisa here after the boys got home from school to give em their valentines day gifts..ok i say, like the fool i am..

friday rolls around...n lisa gets here, apparently it was the fruits birthday n she went to visit him in da clink.....ok so this 6 month pregnant sister of mine comes in n i'm like ...she was all hookered up...tight clothes n crazy hair, make-up, da whole nine..WTF i'm thinkin...she came from jail ...go freakin figure but i remained nice as always n didn't say a word (dats muh schemin face, i'm up ta sumfin when ya see dat,lol)...so OMG muh mom gets here n i swear she must be on the mcdonalds happy meal toy board er' sumfin cuz she gives the kids each a brown bag full of shit...chocolate of course which just makes me crazy, n of course the kids wanted da chocolate what'd she think?..the donuts she brought were gonna take precedence?..i think not...so of course all da candy is different fer each kid n they all wanted what the others had..on top of this brilliant idea of hers to include a pen with a stamper on top, in an hours time timmys hand had turned blue from the damn thing...n omg her donuts?...she doesn't get da plain glazed, she's gotta get the ones with the damn sprinkles on em...i just furkin vacuumed!!!!....sprinkles EVERYWHERE!...GRRRRRRRR...swear ta god i said....hey mom, mcdonalds could use ya, i hear they're hirin......needless ta say the pens were canned when she set foot out da door ....n man the timin sucked too, i'm very much a routine person...the babies nap around muh gh time, we kick back on da couch n watch it n they fall asleep...well when mom n lisa were here all bets were off, they're all runnin n screamin thru da house gettin on the older boys nerves as i'm sittin tryin to watch muh gh...i wanted to say get out sooooo bad,lol...i did tell her bout last sunday too n how i laffed at her cuz she couldn't come in n pee, lmao......friday night, yeah you know da drill motherlesbianinlaw comes to sit wiff da kids while da movie star n i go grocery shoppin..lol, well we went n its never a dull moment we go to da meat section n i'm like, n of course i'm such a lil thing but i'm loud, lol...i say i want your meat.., n him bein him he's like right here?...hell yeah...i'm like ok you asshole read between da lines, i meant i want the meat ya made last week,lol...i'm just too lazy to say all dat,lol...oh people i'm tellin ya its funny when we go out,lol.. then when we were leavin omg, hubby goes to get his lottery ticket er' whatever da hell he goes to da counter for n i'm just watchin...this ladt, older lady, not very attractive is eyin hubby up n down...i'm watchin her lookin at him, n i'm dyin, lol...i mean she was lookin him over...he turns to me n i swear i was almost on da floor...we get outside n he's like hey asshole u gonna be ok?..lmao...i told him bout her n he's like...was she hot?..i'm like ummm she reminded me of aunt betsy...he's like ok ok i just lost muh sex drive for the rest of my life, LOL...n i just went on to tell him how bad she was eyein him...n he's like well i guess i can't be picky, lol..i'm like listen...i've had imperfection all muh life i want perfection ...he says god you have such a way wiff words...LOL.......then he say well, not me, i have perfect already..( ok ok fer the tiniest millisecond i was like awww in muh mind, but the real coopy reared her ugly head again n replied)...yeah n yer so full of shit too, LOL...i think he meant it tho cuz after i said dat he shut up for awhile, oops...LOL...we go home n motherlesbianinlaw was waitin laffin so i knew we missed sumfin funny...she pulls us aside n says how alex gets on the computer n wants to go to cartoon network but it wasn't in the favorites, so he types in the word cartoon, up pops a porn ad......his eyes got all big n she says he had a nervous giggle goin n that she covered his eyes n was fumblin through any key she could get to get rid of the ad...n when it was gone apparently alex asked her if they could go back to it, LMAO...dats muh boy

how was yer valentines day?...mine?..oh it furkin blew like the wind...kids sick...hubby had a job to do in the garage most of the day whereas it was one of his friends n of course his kid hadda come along n of course dat kid gets thrown inside n being the hyperactive lil chit he is gets all mine all crazy...grrr...bein muh anniversary n all too i didn't appreciate dat too much...however i did get to sleep late n awaken to a reformatted pc...n yes i went out for dinner, was nice, n yes i am gettin a diamond ring so i'll try not complainin too much,lol......oh i'm gettin a necklace too, lmao..

sunday mom calls again......says she's stoppin by after church n is meetin muh dad here cuz he wants to get out..(dad was in an industrial accident last week n is a hurtin unit, but needed ta get out)...no prob i say...gary was takin the older 2 boys to a birthday party so it'd be half quiet...they came n we had a nice visit, then the rest of muh crew came home...alex minus his front toth that was loose..apparently he did flop off da trampoline at da birfday party n lost it dat way...so we start talkin bout leavin it fer da tooth fairy..ok lemme tell ya bout this tooth fairy shit......ok not sure iffen i told ya'll dis but iffen i did oh well you'll read it again,lol...anywho...bout 3 weeks ago alex lost his other front tooth, awesome right?...lol, well after forgetting the damn tooth for a week n a half..(part child/part parental error)...we tuck da damn thing under his pillow...next mornin i get up (i'm always sleepin late...could it be the computer?..hmmm,lol)...anywho alex says...theres no money, the tooth fairy didn't come...i'm like hmmm n shot da movie star a look..he tells alex to do sumfin in da kitchen hellifiremember but he goes in n tucks a bill in da corner of da bed n yells for alex n shows him n says it must have fallen...then they get their backpacks on, alex was happy n they're out the door..movie star goes out last n whispers to me that he can't find da tooth n i gotta find it b4 they get home from school ...ok heres lil coopy climbin da bunk bed ladder, crawlin around lookin for this tooth, couldn't find it, call him he says look harder...ok i found piles of old socks, garbage n the occassional transformer part around the bottom of da bed, no tooth, i call him back n like da dummy he portrays me says nevermind i'll find it later, n me being the sarcastic bitch i am says well you just have yerself a good time.......he found it n all was well...ok so fast forward to yesterday, last night alex reminded nitwit twice to give him da tooth, (ok so i had him a lil preoccupied )....well this mornin alex says....no tooth fairy ...i have a post it note right here at da pc thats remindin me to kick da tooth fairies ass t'nite......

sidenote....bro???...do you realize how utterly shitty it is wiffout ya durin the day?...i mean come on now...i'm actually doing housework n the kids are gettin kinda angry wif me cuz i'm takin da tv back...one can only stand so much finding nemo... hurry up with dat work shit, i miss ya...i'm stressin here,lol...

ahhhhhh here's a visual fer ya...ya ready?..no really?...ok iffen ya have a weak stomach skip ova this now, all others you'll roll.......muh lil potty conquerin man timmy, ok aside from the fact that lil man pisses oceans in a day...ok i dunno iffen he just assumes since he stands to pee that he has to stand to ummm yeah,lol...i swear to god, i wondered how he got the potty seat off so quick, but no joke...lil man runs in, takes his stuff off, puts up da seats n straddles (no effin joke ) da damn toilet rim n does his business......its like da hot topic in our family these days, omg its a riot, n know what?...whatever i'm not complainin, LOL...

ok before i end this extremely long n painful (not for you but carpel tunnel 4 me) post...gotta tell ya bout this movie we rented last night...omg...ok homework peeps...iffen ya have like 2 free hours n wanna help me become unconfused...rent swimming pool...omg it was the hardest thing for me to get into, but...lotta tittie shots i must say ...still tho, OMG...i'm clueless bout da ending n hubby was no help...lol...dunno i'm still tryin to regain composure from last weeks flick n joseph fiennes naked body ...n i gotta tell ya 2 cuz of the no shame thang...last night well the livin room got its usual use for more than just da movie...lol, no i didn't get caught by da kids, they was asleep,lol...but i mean right as dat time ummm CAME...da phone rang...here i am thinkin omg its my motherlesbianinlaw,lol...movie star works his way to da phone, answers n says well whatdya think i was doin, i was havin sex......yeah no shit, n hangs up...apparently it was the kid next door n he said oops sorry n that he'd call tomorrow...lmao...i'm not answerin, lmao........

woohooo @ da awards being this wednseday...i'mma try n be there iffen da movie star cooperates...

ok holy chit this is a long one..its not so much da length tho in all honesty, its da girth iffen ya ask me, lmao...can i have both tho?...i'm one greedy lil thang...
...come on now in yahoo i can have anything, jus lie to me,lol...hpe ya got yer weekly tickles n smiles...i'm off to go pack up the older 2 for their sleepover n pump da lil ones wiff fluids...luvs ya..l8ters t8ters...


coopy
boopy
poopy
poopsie
copy
co-pay
droopy
(LOL...all of da above)