the coopy files...
ooohhhh what a freakin week,lol..where to begin .
okie dokie lets just start where i left off last week...kk well not sure if i mentioned it in the coopy chronicles but santa hubby bought me a new van, omg i just love it...lol, no more flyaway blue paint this ones purty white w/ black tinted windows...woofreakinhooo and it's been pointed out to me by my so very sweet neighbor (not bad in a let's have a 1 night stand kinda way,lol) how sad my life is now because i am excited over a minivan... i told him to bite me,lol...
ok my first tuesday at chris' school was uh interesting to say the least, any person without the aid of strong prescription meds who decides sanely that they wanna spend 6-7 hours a day w/ 25 kids who don't belong to them just in my opinion should be inducted into sainthood...i love chris' teacher to death, so sweet...i go in chris is just too excited for his own good and my sister goes thinkin its something she can do besides sit around...of course bonnie and clyde are in tow also...i get the "star" table and was instructed to help the kids make a "bobby bear"...so i'm cuttin shit out, chris is amazingly quiet and gets right into his work, along w/2 girls and another boy..but theres this evil girl who wouldn't do anything and kept pushin her chair away...chris took it upon himself to go tell his teacher "my mom is having an issue", ...so she comes over makes this chick apologize and then takes her to her table...but not before chris comments "my mom can get really mean she's really mean to us kids"...LOL..teacher just replies..oh she's just keeping you in line chris,lol...god what a moment...meanwhile the timminator is at the "rice" table (freakin BAD idea)... and theres rice ALL ova the floor, the kitchen center and numerous toys...omg he was killin me...and lisa just wasn't into the kid thing...she won't be returnin,lol...god she has issues she better get over...more to follow,lol...
woooooo this is a long one....ok anywho..wed night i'm makin dinner, the boys (chris and alex) who were playin since gettin home from school 1 1/2 prior come in and tell me how theres gonna be a helicopter landing at their school that night and it was a big thing the police and firemen were puttin on...so when hubby gets home at 5:45 they tell him, he says well thats something cool we should do,when's it happenin?...6:30 they reply.......no flyer went home or nuttin we are relyin on these 2 children...so we slam dinner down our throats, pile into the van and we're off...we go to the school...not a friggin car around...so we ask this 1 lady who said she'd check the office...meanwhile a helicopter flys low overhead and circles.. other school bout 5 minutes away...soooo off we go chasing this damn helicopter...we got there too late it had landed but it was still cool they let all the kids get inside and shit...our evening out,LOL...
santa claus has 90% of her christmas shoppin done for the kids, i had been taking notes as the kids eyes got all bugged out over something on tv or they'd tell me so i used that and put most on layaway...i feel good bout myself, lol...of course i'd feel better after a boob job too but 1 thing at a time,lol...hey i have a new van, LOL..
weekend was kinda dead for me, well for the beginnin at least..motherlesbianinlaw took alex and chris overnight sat. night so it was 1/2 the quiet and bonnie and clyde watched hocus pocus on disney so they were quiet, hubby was out repaintin flyaway blue gettin it ready for resale,lol...yes its a lawn decoration now ...hey at least its not an eyesore in the driveway huh?...lol...oh don't worry mark my words at least 1 dead vehicle (could be the popes but it'll be someones) will be stationed in the driveway all winter til spring...happens EVERY year no matter how i bitch,lol...
ok this is really long and gonna be longer but hey, you're readin it right?...if your local newspaper is 2 pages long like mine this is a welcome change,lol...ok ok sunday...as some of you know, it was a family dinner at my parents...i knew a story would come of it just didn't know it'd be so uh eventful ...was running pretty smoothly for the most part til dinner, aside from chris complainin of a tummy ache but me knowing he didn't get enough sleep at his grandmothers the previous night so he took a nap..k i am finally convinced my dad only knows how to cook a pork roast for a large crowd because it is the only darned thing we have when we're invited, mango and lisa were there too...so dad cookin that and my finicky eaters, i had to make mac n cheese....k now timmy is just strange he eats plain macaroni it's his "sketti's"...so i give him a bowl and mix the rest...kids are eating, dinner is served for us so we all sit down and eat...i made a choc chip pie for dessert so we were talkin bout dessert...mom asks me "do you have a name for your pie?"...i bout died, gary burst out..."yeah mom it's a choc chip pie...mine has nuts in it tho"... i caught myself too late...no one else got it cept gary who was rollin bout chokin on his pork roast, lmaoooo...we composed ourselves and then...timmy starts throwin a tantrum..he dumped his skettis in the garbage only to have seconds thoughts and started screaming for em...keep in mind i mixed the rest so he's shit outta luck..kid is screamin so effin loud, lisa starts bitchin she doesn't feel good and omg my kid isn't gonna act like that (sidenote lisa had worse tantrums when she was little)...so mom and dad start talkin bout her tantrums while gary gets up to quiet timmy who in his rage hit his eye on a peice of the fireplace...moms going on and on about how lisa would throw a tantrum if someone wouldn't wipe her ass and then how she used to use a handmirror when she wiped herself, we're dyin...lisa gets up starts screamin and cryin..throws her plate across the table gravy landing on my poor grandmother, she storms out the room breaks her door and goes to her room...kinda ironic that she's makin fun of timmy yet having her own tantrum...now i know pregnancy hormones but that was just wrong...poor gram, first the choc mouse by me now gravy by lisa ...timmy was calm yet chris and alex were shakin up by lisas outburst so they all went to watch tv...(i told ya this would be long) we're there havin our lil discussion, she's listenin just gettin more pissed so she storms out the house, dad says she'll prolly go for a drive...gary says well she can't go far our van is right in back of her......sure enough she gets in her blazer and is trying to manuever around the van, poor mango in back of her blazer hoppin on the bumper tryin to stop her, not that she cared she kept backin up....she didn't hit the van but bumped my moms car, no damage....she parks and just walks away...man she has issues...she came back bout 15 minutes later and screamed at mango for awhile (who was just tryin to calm her down...lord help that boy!!!)...then she came in and after awhile it was like nuttin happened...we stayed awhile then we go home to find a message from motherlesbianinlaw on our machine saying she bought a cat costume for timmy...i told gary, he doesn't wanna be a cat anymore he wants to be batman..so he calls her tells her but she insisted on coming over to see if he liked it...mind you it's 8:30 at night w/ 4 well 3 children that had had a long tiring day w/ no nap...she gets over timmy wanted no part in it screamin...she finally gets him to try it on, he still wasn't havin it, i mentioned continuously that he wants to be batman and how chris wants to be superman and alex spiderman so we had the superfriend trio thing goin...motherlesbianinlaw who is too damn sensitive starts gettin upset apologizes for coming over late and goes off...apparently to gary he thinks it was either my comments or his, he had a few too and he tends to be quite sarcastic too....LOL...anywho i say fuck her...see she already pissed me off something fierce..when i went away to reeses house cakie was gonna be a ballerina for halloween...while i was away she took it upon herself to buy an angel costume...then buy these stupid expensive wings for the thing knowing full well i couldn't say no cuz she'd turn into this...grrrrrrrrr fuckin grrrrrr now she's tryin to do the same to timmy...fuck her....i honestly think she's trying to make up for the lost time lately cuz she's to busy taking nightly trips w/ her 'friend"...oh well but dammit these are my kids....ok i'm done,lol....
and omg...i hate columbus day ...all 4 are home today...it's been quiet so far aside from them fighting over sharing a brand new box of choc glazed donut minis...which mind you...are ALL GONE NOW ...damn kids...hopefuly they'll go easy on me...yeah right shhh let me dream..i need to regroup for chris' learning centers tomorrow ...no bonnie and clyde tho...since lisa won't go to the school she's gonna stay home w/ them...maybe her and timmy can tantrum together...anywho...where the hell is 31?...come on peeps, i'm tryin to keep busy here and get over this damn broken heart, can't yap and keep busy if the damn room isn't there and when it is hell ya can only find but maybe 2 regs...sheesh i'm tellin ya i've been to more exciting funerals......peachie?....ya disappeared again..purpleeeee i know yer back, damn girl chat is dead w/out ya...
kk i'm gettin carpal tunnel sittin here typin this thing, i sry it was so long but it's been an interesting week to say the least..just wait...Thanksgiving dinner is at mom and dads too LMAO..i'm bringin a shield for poor gram..she may end up with cranberry sauce all over her if i don't.......l8ters taters...
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okie dokie lets just start where i left off last week...kk well not sure if i mentioned it in the coopy chronicles but santa hubby bought me a new van, omg i just love it...lol, no more flyaway blue paint this ones purty white w/ black tinted windows...woofreakinhooo and it's been pointed out to me by my so very sweet neighbor (not bad in a let's have a 1 night stand kinda way,lol) how sad my life is now because i am excited over a minivan... i told him to bite me,lol...
ok my first tuesday at chris' school was uh interesting to say the least, any person without the aid of strong prescription meds who decides sanely that they wanna spend 6-7 hours a day w/ 25 kids who don't belong to them just in my opinion should be inducted into sainthood...i love chris' teacher to death, so sweet...i go in chris is just too excited for his own good and my sister goes thinkin its something she can do besides sit around...of course bonnie and clyde are in tow also...i get the "star" table and was instructed to help the kids make a "bobby bear"...so i'm cuttin shit out, chris is amazingly quiet and gets right into his work, along w/2 girls and another boy..but theres this evil girl who wouldn't do anything and kept pushin her chair away...chris took it upon himself to go tell his teacher "my mom is having an issue", ...so she comes over makes this chick apologize and then takes her to her table...but not before chris comments "my mom can get really mean she's really mean to us kids"...LOL..teacher just replies..oh she's just keeping you in line chris,lol...god what a moment...meanwhile the timminator is at the "rice" table (freakin BAD idea)... and theres rice ALL ova the floor, the kitchen center and numerous toys...omg he was killin me...and lisa just wasn't into the kid thing...she won't be returnin,lol...god she has issues she better get over...more to follow,lol...
woooooo this is a long one....ok anywho..wed night i'm makin dinner, the boys (chris and alex) who were playin since gettin home from school 1 1/2 prior come in and tell me how theres gonna be a helicopter landing at their school that night and it was a big thing the police and firemen were puttin on...so when hubby gets home at 5:45 they tell him, he says well thats something cool we should do,when's it happenin?...6:30 they reply.......no flyer went home or nuttin we are relyin on these 2 children...so we slam dinner down our throats, pile into the van and we're off...we go to the school...not a friggin car around...so we ask this 1 lady who said she'd check the office...meanwhile a helicopter flys low overhead and circles.. other school bout 5 minutes away...soooo off we go chasing this damn helicopter...we got there too late it had landed but it was still cool they let all the kids get inside and shit...our evening out,LOL...
santa claus has 90% of her christmas shoppin done for the kids, i had been taking notes as the kids eyes got all bugged out over something on tv or they'd tell me so i used that and put most on layaway...i feel good bout myself, lol...of course i'd feel better after a boob job too but 1 thing at a time,lol...hey i have a new van, LOL..
weekend was kinda dead for me, well for the beginnin at least..motherlesbianinlaw took alex and chris overnight sat. night so it was 1/2 the quiet and bonnie and clyde watched hocus pocus on disney so they were quiet, hubby was out repaintin flyaway blue gettin it ready for resale,lol...yes its a lawn decoration now ...hey at least its not an eyesore in the driveway huh?...lol...oh don't worry mark my words at least 1 dead vehicle (could be the popes but it'll be someones) will be stationed in the driveway all winter til spring...happens EVERY year no matter how i bitch,lol...
ok this is really long and gonna be longer but hey, you're readin it right?...if your local newspaper is 2 pages long like mine this is a welcome change,lol...ok ok sunday...as some of you know, it was a family dinner at my parents...i knew a story would come of it just didn't know it'd be so uh eventful ...was running pretty smoothly for the most part til dinner, aside from chris complainin of a tummy ache but me knowing he didn't get enough sleep at his grandmothers the previous night so he took a nap..k i am finally convinced my dad only knows how to cook a pork roast for a large crowd because it is the only darned thing we have when we're invited, mango and lisa were there too...so dad cookin that and my finicky eaters, i had to make mac n cheese....k now timmy is just strange he eats plain macaroni it's his "sketti's"...so i give him a bowl and mix the rest...kids are eating, dinner is served for us so we all sit down and eat...i made a choc chip pie for dessert so we were talkin bout dessert...mom asks me "do you have a name for your pie?"...i bout died, gary burst out..."yeah mom it's a choc chip pie...mine has nuts in it tho"... i caught myself too late...no one else got it cept gary who was rollin bout chokin on his pork roast, lmaoooo...we composed ourselves and then...timmy starts throwin a tantrum..he dumped his skettis in the garbage only to have seconds thoughts and started screaming for em...keep in mind i mixed the rest so he's shit outta luck..kid is screamin so effin loud, lisa starts bitchin she doesn't feel good and omg my kid isn't gonna act like that (sidenote lisa had worse tantrums when she was little)...so mom and dad start talkin bout her tantrums while gary gets up to quiet timmy who in his rage hit his eye on a peice of the fireplace...moms going on and on about how lisa would throw a tantrum if someone wouldn't wipe her ass and then how she used to use a handmirror when she wiped herself, we're dyin...lisa gets up starts screamin and cryin..throws her plate across the table gravy landing on my poor grandmother, she storms out the room breaks her door and goes to her room...kinda ironic that she's makin fun of timmy yet having her own tantrum...now i know pregnancy hormones but that was just wrong...poor gram, first the choc mouse by me now gravy by lisa ...timmy was calm yet chris and alex were shakin up by lisas outburst so they all went to watch tv...(i told ya this would be long) we're there havin our lil discussion, she's listenin just gettin more pissed so she storms out the house, dad says she'll prolly go for a drive...gary says well she can't go far our van is right in back of her......sure enough she gets in her blazer and is trying to manuever around the van, poor mango in back of her blazer hoppin on the bumper tryin to stop her, not that she cared she kept backin up....she didn't hit the van but bumped my moms car, no damage....she parks and just walks away...man she has issues...she came back bout 15 minutes later and screamed at mango for awhile (who was just tryin to calm her down...lord help that boy!!!)...then she came in and after awhile it was like nuttin happened...we stayed awhile then we go home to find a message from motherlesbianinlaw on our machine saying she bought a cat costume for timmy...i told gary, he doesn't wanna be a cat anymore he wants to be batman..so he calls her tells her but she insisted on coming over to see if he liked it...mind you it's 8:30 at night w/ 4 well 3 children that had had a long tiring day w/ no nap...she gets over timmy wanted no part in it screamin...she finally gets him to try it on, he still wasn't havin it, i mentioned continuously that he wants to be batman and how chris wants to be superman and alex spiderman so we had the superfriend trio thing goin...motherlesbianinlaw who is too damn sensitive starts gettin upset apologizes for coming over late and goes off...apparently to gary he thinks it was either my comments or his, he had a few too and he tends to be quite sarcastic too....LOL...anywho i say fuck her...see she already pissed me off something fierce..when i went away to reeses house cakie was gonna be a ballerina for halloween...while i was away she took it upon herself to buy an angel costume...then buy these stupid expensive wings for the thing knowing full well i couldn't say no cuz she'd turn into this...grrrrrrrrr fuckin grrrrrr now she's tryin to do the same to timmy...fuck her....i honestly think she's trying to make up for the lost time lately cuz she's to busy taking nightly trips w/ her 'friend"...oh well but dammit these are my kids....ok i'm done,lol....
and omg...i hate columbus day ...all 4 are home today...it's been quiet so far aside from them fighting over sharing a brand new box of choc glazed donut minis...which mind you...are ALL GONE NOW ...damn kids...hopefuly they'll go easy on me...yeah right shhh let me dream..i need to regroup for chris' learning centers tomorrow ...no bonnie and clyde tho...since lisa won't go to the school she's gonna stay home w/ them...maybe her and timmy can tantrum together...anywho...where the hell is 31?...come on peeps, i'm tryin to keep busy here and get over this damn broken heart, can't yap and keep busy if the damn room isn't there and when it is hell ya can only find but maybe 2 regs...sheesh i'm tellin ya i've been to more exciting funerals......peachie?....ya disappeared again..purpleeeee i know yer back, damn girl chat is dead w/out ya...
kk i'm gettin carpal tunnel sittin here typin this thing, i sry it was so long but it's been an interesting week to say the least..just wait...Thanksgiving dinner is at mom and dads too LMAO..i'm bringin a shield for poor gram..she may end up with cranberry sauce all over her if i don't.......l8ters taters...
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