the weekly coopy (mail folks!!!, i'm not available for sale yet,LOL)
well hi howdy hey...as you can see i survived kindergarten yet again this week ...but before dat lemme start from where i left off last week..
so i hadda go across the river to da craft store for an activity to do w/ the 25 2nd graders that'll be coming this saturday..(yes its that time again where the cooper children birthday parties start back to back and i torture myself by not having just 1 party but 2 to accomadate these other peoples uh...spawn,lol)..mr coopy and i look around and decide we are gonna paint lil treasure boxes and load em w/ a lil i spy game...even got lil stickers they can decorate em with...NO GLITTER!!!....anywho being across the river and right by motherlesbianinlaws store (she is assistant manager of a grocery store up here in these parts)...we decided to go do our shoppin there, and to be nosey, they remodeled and all we've heard about the past 3 months is about the remodeling and these 2 trees in the produce department that go from floor to ceiling and cost $18, 000 dollars apiece...(yes $18,000)...we were intrigued......so in the doors we go...well uh yeah theres 2 trees, they go from floor to bout 8 feet tall and are really cheesy um ok..$18,000?...i think someone got robbed...so hubby comments on how he's gonna go into the fake tree business then off he went to find me a head of lettuce,lol...i stood just staring up at these 2 trees...when i was thoroughly disgusted i turned around to see gary a bright red and smirkin...here i'm thinkin my ass is showin er somethin so i look myself ova nuttin...so i say whats wrong...he replies...this is caseys department look theres her picture on the wall under the sign......sign which reads.."BRINGING YOU FRESHER FRUITS"..omg we were rollin......we composed, shopped then headed back and yes we did tell motherlesbianinlaw they got robbed...she may not have liked it but we did,lol...
so lisa calls me sunday and asks me if i shave.....lol...i tell her yes, to which she responds...is he gonna say anything about me shaving?......my sisters never been to any gynecologist...never hadda pap...lmao..she's gonna be funny...actually she just called, she thinks he's funny, he left the room for her to change and screamed down the hall that he needed a nurse cuz he had a first timer......she hated the exam but hey at least she knows what to expect next time,lol...i told her she'll lose all those inhibitions over the next 7 1/2 months.....i guess he told her he only wants her to gain 10 pounds cuz of her height, didn't sit well but she'll live,lol..less doritos,lol... she also asked me to be w/ her in the delivery room,lol...woohooo, better make sure they don't serve gravy!!!!...and also for me to be the babys godmother, i thought that was sweet...but sneaky...see coopy was asked iffin i knew someone,lol...coopy responded yes i do i had a huge crush on him in high school...well its mangos damn cousin and they are tight so he's gonna be da babys godfather...lol...was also brought to my attention he is still hot as hell and very much available,lol...gary knows too he was right there when mom told me ...she ain't right...oh and da fruit put the ring on lisas finger...she actually said yes,lol...poor guy,lol...they aren't rushin tho, lookin at an october 2006 wedding w/ all 6 of the coopers in the shindig ...they're payin thank god, lol...
i sooooo dreaded kindergaten today....man oh man but i was so pleasantly surprised..i was greeted along w/ timmy & cakie (say hello to mrs. cooper...mr. timothy...and ms. katelyn...they all replyed in unison !!!)...i gave timmy a lil chat before we went in about how he was to act and no friggin messes...lol...he and cakie just went off and played...i was assigned to the blue table to color and read their cat books...which they all did...i sat right next to Adriana ...i praised her coloring and complimented her shirt, we actually got along,lol...she even shared a crayon w/ cakie ...1 thing they had to do before i could sign their books was to read it to me...she kept sayin no but i kinda made it a game i let her off easy but i got what i wanted, she more or less read it...then i signed their books w/ colossal job!!! (its C week peeps )...or Congrats!!! 1 lil girl wanted a heart on her book, lil known coopy fact...i make heart balloons, its a signature trait so once i made one on her book the others jumped all over me to put one on theirs...Adriana asked if i could make a big one taking over the empty back cover...i said sure and did..we bonded ...timmy and cakie were really good and when it came time for snack the girls at the table shared their rocket power cheez its w/ em...it was cute but i didn't wanna press my luck, we said our goodbyes and left...i think i may actually go back, ...on da way out i got pulled aside by the assistant in the class...she asked me if chris had told me what she asked him and was laffin...i said no...she's crackin up...she goes...i asked chris if you were his older sister...lmao!!!....chris said no thats my mommy!!!...she said omg she doesn't look old enough,lol...i told her these 2 are mine too and alex in 2nd grade... priceless....lol...i guess its shocking,lol....to me i'm just mommy,lol....but yeah i look bout 16,lol...i keep tellin yall theres a reason i don't take em all out in public...peeps think they saw me on jenny jones......teens w/ too many kids...LOL...
ah well...so woohooo i have so much to do this week and no energy to do it,lol...kids party on saturday, including the kids of garys friends, give me strength lord just for his friends alone not so much all the spawn present...they're good guys just brutal...they ask me bout my batteries and just pick on me til theres nuttin left,lol...kinda like chat i guess ...i actually had an interesting dream bout his friend last night...ahem......nah wasn't that bad,LOL...gary woke me up tellin me to get up they were leavin, lmao...didn't have time to get bad,lol...then sunday it's the family gathering...lol, no i'm not including gravy!!!!...i'm having a cpl sour cream based dips tho, lmao...gram will be here......honestly tho...the party i'm most worried about is the kids for the hubbys friends factor...lisa and fruit are coming and garys friends rip my sister apart too......hell they were callin her ellen degeneres last year cuz they associate short haircuts w/ lesbians...GO FIGURE, but honestly...if ya saw my sister you'd prolly think she swings dat way too...but these guys are just brutal like i said, lmao...the paint is gonna fly!!!!......
well peeps dems da highlights...i'm gonna get crackin on dinner so that i can have some time w/ da fluffernutter later...hugzzz all, hope i made ya giggle a lil...til later...
coopy
so i hadda go across the river to da craft store for an activity to do w/ the 25 2nd graders that'll be coming this saturday..(yes its that time again where the cooper children birthday parties start back to back and i torture myself by not having just 1 party but 2 to accomadate these other peoples uh...spawn,lol)..mr coopy and i look around and decide we are gonna paint lil treasure boxes and load em w/ a lil i spy game...even got lil stickers they can decorate em with...NO GLITTER!!!....anywho being across the river and right by motherlesbianinlaws store (she is assistant manager of a grocery store up here in these parts)...we decided to go do our shoppin there, and to be nosey, they remodeled and all we've heard about the past 3 months is about the remodeling and these 2 trees in the produce department that go from floor to ceiling and cost $18, 000 dollars apiece...(yes $18,000)...we were intrigued......so in the doors we go...well uh yeah theres 2 trees, they go from floor to bout 8 feet tall and are really cheesy um ok..$18,000?...i think someone got robbed...so hubby comments on how he's gonna go into the fake tree business then off he went to find me a head of lettuce,lol...i stood just staring up at these 2 trees...when i was thoroughly disgusted i turned around to see gary a bright red and smirkin...here i'm thinkin my ass is showin er somethin so i look myself ova nuttin...so i say whats wrong...he replies...this is caseys department look theres her picture on the wall under the sign......sign which reads.."BRINGING YOU FRESHER FRUITS"..omg we were rollin......we composed, shopped then headed back and yes we did tell motherlesbianinlaw they got robbed...she may not have liked it but we did,lol...
so lisa calls me sunday and asks me if i shave.....lol...i tell her yes, to which she responds...is he gonna say anything about me shaving?......my sisters never been to any gynecologist...never hadda pap...lmao..she's gonna be funny...actually she just called, she thinks he's funny, he left the room for her to change and screamed down the hall that he needed a nurse cuz he had a first timer......she hated the exam but hey at least she knows what to expect next time,lol...i told her she'll lose all those inhibitions over the next 7 1/2 months.....i guess he told her he only wants her to gain 10 pounds cuz of her height, didn't sit well but she'll live,lol..less doritos,lol... she also asked me to be w/ her in the delivery room,lol...woohooo, better make sure they don't serve gravy!!!!...and also for me to be the babys godmother, i thought that was sweet...but sneaky...see coopy was asked iffin i knew someone,lol...coopy responded yes i do i had a huge crush on him in high school...well its mangos damn cousin and they are tight so he's gonna be da babys godfather...lol...was also brought to my attention he is still hot as hell and very much available,lol...gary knows too he was right there when mom told me ...she ain't right...oh and da fruit put the ring on lisas finger...she actually said yes,lol...poor guy,lol...they aren't rushin tho, lookin at an october 2006 wedding w/ all 6 of the coopers in the shindig ...they're payin thank god, lol...
i sooooo dreaded kindergaten today....man oh man but i was so pleasantly surprised..i was greeted along w/ timmy & cakie (say hello to mrs. cooper...mr. timothy...and ms. katelyn...they all replyed in unison !!!)...i gave timmy a lil chat before we went in about how he was to act and no friggin messes...lol...he and cakie just went off and played...i was assigned to the blue table to color and read their cat books...which they all did...i sat right next to Adriana ...i praised her coloring and complimented her shirt, we actually got along,lol...she even shared a crayon w/ cakie ...1 thing they had to do before i could sign their books was to read it to me...she kept sayin no but i kinda made it a game i let her off easy but i got what i wanted, she more or less read it...then i signed their books w/ colossal job!!! (its C week peeps )...or Congrats!!! 1 lil girl wanted a heart on her book, lil known coopy fact...i make heart balloons, its a signature trait so once i made one on her book the others jumped all over me to put one on theirs...Adriana asked if i could make a big one taking over the empty back cover...i said sure and did..we bonded ...timmy and cakie were really good and when it came time for snack the girls at the table shared their rocket power cheez its w/ em...it was cute but i didn't wanna press my luck, we said our goodbyes and left...i think i may actually go back, ...on da way out i got pulled aside by the assistant in the class...she asked me if chris had told me what she asked him and was laffin...i said no...she's crackin up...she goes...i asked chris if you were his older sister...lmao!!!....chris said no thats my mommy!!!...she said omg she doesn't look old enough,lol...i told her these 2 are mine too and alex in 2nd grade... priceless....lol...i guess its shocking,lol....to me i'm just mommy,lol....but yeah i look bout 16,lol...i keep tellin yall theres a reason i don't take em all out in public...peeps think they saw me on jenny jones......teens w/ too many kids...LOL...
ah well...so woohooo i have so much to do this week and no energy to do it,lol...kids party on saturday, including the kids of garys friends, give me strength lord just for his friends alone not so much all the spawn present...they're good guys just brutal...they ask me bout my batteries and just pick on me til theres nuttin left,lol...kinda like chat i guess ...i actually had an interesting dream bout his friend last night...ahem......nah wasn't that bad,LOL...gary woke me up tellin me to get up they were leavin, lmao...didn't have time to get bad,lol...then sunday it's the family gathering...lol, no i'm not including gravy!!!!...i'm having a cpl sour cream based dips tho, lmao...gram will be here......honestly tho...the party i'm most worried about is the kids for the hubbys friends factor...lisa and fruit are coming and garys friends rip my sister apart too......hell they were callin her ellen degeneres last year cuz they associate short haircuts w/ lesbians...GO FIGURE, but honestly...if ya saw my sister you'd prolly think she swings dat way too...but these guys are just brutal like i said, lmao...the paint is gonna fly!!!!......
well peeps dems da highlights...i'm gonna get crackin on dinner so that i can have some time w/ da fluffernutter later...hugzzz all, hope i made ya giggle a lil...til later...
coopy
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