6 weeks and counting...
yes..that is right, 6 more weeks til i have half the silence .
how in the hell are yall?...bro?...wheres all da details?..ok i meant the concert, but if theres other details feel free,lol...
well, bonnie & clyde are back at work full force . i forgot to mention this last week but i was hoping it was an isolated incident,lol..as some know the 2 older boys went to sleepover at a friends house last sat. night...woohoo right?...lol. well in da mornin, gary gets up goes upstairs...to find bonnie and clyde hovering over the recently purchased bingo game from the dollar store..you're thinkin ok so...well it came with a gazillion lil round game pieces that had been strewn about the living room throughout the rest of the house...what does gary do?..says "clean this up" and goes in for a shower....so i crawl outta bed, i'm hearin it all on da baby monitor downstairs...go upstairs and as soon as i hit the door theres this overwhelming smell...couln't place it quite yet tho..i see all the bingo shit on da flo () flip out slightly start pickin shit up...only to find that underneath all the blankets on the table...there is KETCHUP ...ok i hate ketchup,lol...and not only was it on the table, the blankets, the sticky lil round bingo chips, and countless matchbox cars...it was all over my floor (maroon rug, i couldn't tell,lol)...omg i was airin da house out the whole day...
this is it folks..just kid ventin this week...you live for this,lol...BUT...isolated teaming?...HELL NO...yesterday gary gets up, goes upstairs..and omg..started flippin on em, yellin and shit...i'm like oh geez what now?...i crawl out yet again...go upstairs and am greeted by the strongest smell...worse than ketchup, lmao...i'm like wtf is that?...gary holds up the bottle of liquid bandage (childproof my ass...or timmy is pure genius,lol)...they emptied the whole thing on the table and were playing in it...they hadn't ingested any of it, come on now it smelled gross they weren't gonna eat it but hell yes it was a blast to play and personally i think they get great joy listening to us curse under our breaths as we clean it...lmao
here i am thinking come september i'll get sanity back...these are the two i'll have HOME ...lol, but it wasn't glitter,lol....omg on da glitter front...i bought some lotion stuff with da glitter built in...well holy hell, i'm catchin shit from gary...lol, he's yellin at me sayin that everywhere he goes, sits, touches...he knows i've been there cuz its all gold glitter ...i guess they get it from me...or i from them
the room is dead..just me and 2 bots...so i'll just go on and on..lol...
so, yesterday after the liquid bandage is cleaned up...we decide to take a lil trip...either that or stay in the house gettin high on da fumes,lol..we decided to go check out da new target...kk picture this...grand opening day...tons of people..brand new carts that were so stiff i could hardly move em...lol and us w/ the 4 kids,lol...i could barely move the damn cart w/ cakie in it i wasn't puttin alex in da back, i made him walk...poor kid, i ran him over bout 3 times......after target we decided to go to taco bell for lunch...woohoo no ones there, we have the place to ourselves..wrong..bunch of people come in...chris is droppin shit left and right...lettuce fyin everywhere...i'm just crackin up at hubbys brilliant idea to eat in the joint w/ the 4 kids....he goes to the bathrom, i'm sittin there, timmy starts cryin, his arm was stuck underneath the rail over the booth ...gary gets out and i say get him (as i'm rollin)...he was like ok just laugh at the kid, don't get up...lmao i knew he was ok, it was just fricken funny...hey it was his idea to go in rather than bring it back to the house of bandage ....
omg, what a life i have i tell ya,lol...so far this mornin its pretty quiet..but i'm sure that'll change .
i'm just kickin back waitin on some regs...where da fudge are yall?oh and i'm waitin on dat 3.6 too...maybe i'll get pee pee cam today, lol...i'm in a mood ...ok i spoke too soon, i must go run interference then go take out some chicken for dinner...hopefully you had a chuckle out of my pitiful existence, lmao...that was my intention ..
coopy
how in the hell are yall?...bro?...wheres all da details?..ok i meant the concert, but if theres other details feel free,lol...
well, bonnie & clyde are back at work full force . i forgot to mention this last week but i was hoping it was an isolated incident,lol..as some know the 2 older boys went to sleepover at a friends house last sat. night...woohoo right?...lol. well in da mornin, gary gets up goes upstairs...to find bonnie and clyde hovering over the recently purchased bingo game from the dollar store..you're thinkin ok so...well it came with a gazillion lil round game pieces that had been strewn about the living room throughout the rest of the house...what does gary do?..says "clean this up" and goes in for a shower....so i crawl outta bed, i'm hearin it all on da baby monitor downstairs...go upstairs and as soon as i hit the door theres this overwhelming smell...couln't place it quite yet tho..i see all the bingo shit on da flo () flip out slightly start pickin shit up...only to find that underneath all the blankets on the table...there is KETCHUP ...ok i hate ketchup,lol...and not only was it on the table, the blankets, the sticky lil round bingo chips, and countless matchbox cars...it was all over my floor (maroon rug, i couldn't tell,lol)...omg i was airin da house out the whole day...
this is it folks..just kid ventin this week...you live for this,lol...BUT...isolated teaming?...HELL NO...yesterday gary gets up, goes upstairs..and omg..started flippin on em, yellin and shit...i'm like oh geez what now?...i crawl out yet again...go upstairs and am greeted by the strongest smell...worse than ketchup, lmao...i'm like wtf is that?...gary holds up the bottle of liquid bandage (childproof my ass...or timmy is pure genius,lol)...they emptied the whole thing on the table and were playing in it...they hadn't ingested any of it, come on now it smelled gross they weren't gonna eat it but hell yes it was a blast to play and personally i think they get great joy listening to us curse under our breaths as we clean it...lmao
here i am thinking come september i'll get sanity back...these are the two i'll have HOME ...lol, but it wasn't glitter,lol....omg on da glitter front...i bought some lotion stuff with da glitter built in...well holy hell, i'm catchin shit from gary...lol, he's yellin at me sayin that everywhere he goes, sits, touches...he knows i've been there cuz its all gold glitter ...i guess they get it from me...or i from them
the room is dead..just me and 2 bots...so i'll just go on and on..lol...
so, yesterday after the liquid bandage is cleaned up...we decide to take a lil trip...either that or stay in the house gettin high on da fumes,lol..we decided to go check out da new target...kk picture this...grand opening day...tons of people..brand new carts that were so stiff i could hardly move em...lol and us w/ the 4 kids,lol...i could barely move the damn cart w/ cakie in it i wasn't puttin alex in da back, i made him walk...poor kid, i ran him over bout 3 times......after target we decided to go to taco bell for lunch...woohoo no ones there, we have the place to ourselves..wrong..bunch of people come in...chris is droppin shit left and right...lettuce fyin everywhere...i'm just crackin up at hubbys brilliant idea to eat in the joint w/ the 4 kids....he goes to the bathrom, i'm sittin there, timmy starts cryin, his arm was stuck underneath the rail over the booth ...gary gets out and i say get him (as i'm rollin)...he was like ok just laugh at the kid, don't get up...lmao i knew he was ok, it was just fricken funny...hey it was his idea to go in rather than bring it back to the house of bandage ....
omg, what a life i have i tell ya,lol...so far this mornin its pretty quiet..but i'm sure that'll change .
i'm just kickin back waitin on some regs...where da fudge are yall?oh and i'm waitin on dat 3.6 too...maybe i'll get pee pee cam today, lol...i'm in a mood ...ok i spoke too soon, i must go run interference then go take out some chicken for dinner...hopefully you had a chuckle out of my pitiful existence, lmao...that was my intention ..
coopy
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