ya ready?...
ok i've finally come to the realization that my life is a joke...i'm living a sitcom i swear...i just wanna be a normal family, lol...whatever normal is these days.....
kk first and foremost, no i haven't been around much...online this past week has been kinda a cloudy mess...not sure where i'm being pulled quite yet...(i have no clue what this is, it makes no sense to me so don't ask i'm as clueless as you, lmao)...but i hadn't quite felt "here"...then offline it's been back to school for timmy, all kinds of company invading, and family outings (stay tuned and grab depends )
oh and we went to timmys meeting with the school board to see if they'd pick up his speech therapy, no probs there...but after i had decided to not be taxi this year and keep him with me til next year...they decided it'd be good for him to go to preschool 2 years...well no real big deal...just another thousand dollars and taking him...i'll be puttin him in the same school chris went to, it's familiar to him so its all good, its closer to home too and it can't be a worse winter for driving than this past year with all its 4 feet of snow ...but what it comes down to is he'll benefit so i'll do anything in that case...plus i'll get 2 1/2 hours timinator free....lol...that screamin can kill ya know,lol...
ok... saturday.....twas my lil sisters graduation party...my god this was the shit ya see on americas funniest videos...LOL...kk we left here early, wanted to go to wal-mart to get dad a last minute b-day present (was tuesday ) and lisa a graduation card...k well no graduation cards in sight so i get her a "you might be a redneck if" card,lol....imma goof...we get to the checkout and of course the kids had to get a treat...so i say no chocolate, lol...they get push pops..no prob, garys payin, the kids have pops in their mouths all is well, timmy drops his cap to the pop, i bend over to pick it up and whack my shoulder on the damn edge of the handle of the friggin cart..i was near tears...omg...but i sucked it up, we're off to mom and dads...
i say happy birthday to dad and give him a hug with his card (gotta suck up, i need to ask for money today...LOL)...then i drop the kids with "mango" (my sisters man, yes like the FRUIT,lol) and lisa...i swear that kid is like those rides outside department stores without having to drop a coin in,lol...he keeps em occupied so i'm happy, no matter what gary thinks of him,lol...people arrive to the party, everyone compares lil cakie to me, i'm sein old folks from the family i hadnt seen in ages...when the caterers came holy cow they were hot, i say to mom...they coming back to clean up?..she says no...i was like damn they were hot...LOL...gary just kinda laughed, he knows i'm lookin.....
kk we're eatin...it was a nice day windy tho, with still that chance of a storm...LOL...the wind gets kinda crazy...not too bad but bad enough to lift the umbrella off the back patio and lunge it over the house right in front of the tent...i near pissed myself...LOL...it gets better tho...wind dies and we eat...i'm sittin at a half old folk table half young, lol...my kids...they get down and play, i continue to eat my plate of sausage and peppers...wind gets ugly...picks up my plate and it goes clear across the table and covers my grandmother....lmao...gary helped clean her off, i had to get up before i died of embarrasment and laughter...LOL...friggin wind,lol...
my kids were runnin around barefoot, and timmy steps on a bee and gets stung ...very heartbreakin hearin his lil voice in pain...but daddy fixed it, he got a disney princess band-aid (lack of anything better) and all was well again...sandals were back on..to keep em occupied while they were gettin dessert ready, mango stepped up and ran around screamin like a total goof with the kids...lol...timmy asked him "whats this?" and pointed to his pocket...mango took out his cell phone and showed timmy, handing it to timmy,lol...timmy took off....with that DAMIEN look in his eyes...mango takes off after him, timmy goes over to the bushes in front of the house and tosses it in..LOL...we were dyin....lmao...
kk dessert is served, cake and chocolate mousse......of course my kids pick the chocolate mouse...and we sit down...what happens?...it starts to storm...we're not talkin soft, warm rain, we're talkin that sideways cold as ice shit...starts hittin us the wind is uglier than it had been...kids literally gotta hold the bowls to eat, napkins flying everywhere along with the flowers that were the centerpiece...my god, lol...i tell alex and chris take your bowls and start runnin..timmy was laughin and continued to eat (being the antichrist i would expect no less)...i'm stuck at this table with katie...with everyone staring at me...well don't ya friggin know it a can of orange soda flys at me, i get scared, katie falls off the chair covered in soda, and i get her bowl of chocolate mouse all over me....i wanted to cry,lol...my dad totally tanked...is laughin his ass off at me...i took my daughter and myself in the house to clean up then returned vowing no more food,lol...
don't ya know it, it clears up and they go play again...i got a few minutes to sit and just socialize...knowing full well dad was tanked, i seized my moment and asked him if he could foot timmys preschool bill...he smiled, "no problem"......hubby just looked at me and says damn girl,lol...ah well.. so we're sitting there, mostly older folks left, alot of people left and the younger ones were running around with mango again...all of a sudden i hear the people at the older table talking about underwear and how onewould never wear silky underwear......my dad chimes in that he does not wear underwear and hasn't in years...omg gary and i started dying...he says well there ya have it, it runs in the family ...by this point we really had more than enough fun for one day...we packed up and said our goodbyes...holy cow....after that day now ya can see why i wasn't on saturday night,LOL
i do not know why this shit happens to me, i think god above gets a chuckle outta my life...lol...all i gotta say is i better have a spot secured up there after this crazy existence, LMAO...
um peachie?...i realize that the vibrator i sent ya is the shit and all, but damn girl you'll go through your lifes savings on c batteries at the rate your going...i say this cuz ya haven't been around much since ya got it...yeah yeah its your "job" uhhuh...i know...get online...lol i love the bunny too but i find time to chat,lol...
reeses i'm glad to see ya survived the estrogen weekend...you get a gold star,lol...
everyone else...hope you're all healthy and well and leading "normal" lives...lol...hopefully this post made ya feel normal at least...til next time...
coopy
kk first and foremost, no i haven't been around much...online this past week has been kinda a cloudy mess...not sure where i'm being pulled quite yet...(i have no clue what this is, it makes no sense to me so don't ask i'm as clueless as you, lmao)...but i hadn't quite felt "here"...then offline it's been back to school for timmy, all kinds of company invading, and family outings (stay tuned and grab depends )
oh and we went to timmys meeting with the school board to see if they'd pick up his speech therapy, no probs there...but after i had decided to not be taxi this year and keep him with me til next year...they decided it'd be good for him to go to preschool 2 years...well no real big deal...just another thousand dollars and taking him...i'll be puttin him in the same school chris went to, it's familiar to him so its all good, its closer to home too and it can't be a worse winter for driving than this past year with all its 4 feet of snow ...but what it comes down to is he'll benefit so i'll do anything in that case...plus i'll get 2 1/2 hours timinator free....lol...that screamin can kill ya know,lol...
ok... saturday.....twas my lil sisters graduation party...my god this was the shit ya see on americas funniest videos...LOL...kk we left here early, wanted to go to wal-mart to get dad a last minute b-day present (was tuesday ) and lisa a graduation card...k well no graduation cards in sight so i get her a "you might be a redneck if" card,lol....imma goof...we get to the checkout and of course the kids had to get a treat...so i say no chocolate, lol...they get push pops..no prob, garys payin, the kids have pops in their mouths all is well, timmy drops his cap to the pop, i bend over to pick it up and whack my shoulder on the damn edge of the handle of the friggin cart..i was near tears...omg...but i sucked it up, we're off to mom and dads...
i say happy birthday to dad and give him a hug with his card (gotta suck up, i need to ask for money today...LOL)...then i drop the kids with "mango" (my sisters man, yes like the FRUIT,lol) and lisa...i swear that kid is like those rides outside department stores without having to drop a coin in,lol...he keeps em occupied so i'm happy, no matter what gary thinks of him,lol...people arrive to the party, everyone compares lil cakie to me, i'm sein old folks from the family i hadnt seen in ages...when the caterers came holy cow they were hot, i say to mom...they coming back to clean up?..she says no...i was like damn they were hot...LOL...gary just kinda laughed, he knows i'm lookin.....
kk we're eatin...it was a nice day windy tho, with still that chance of a storm...LOL...the wind gets kinda crazy...not too bad but bad enough to lift the umbrella off the back patio and lunge it over the house right in front of the tent...i near pissed myself...LOL...it gets better tho...wind dies and we eat...i'm sittin at a half old folk table half young, lol...my kids...they get down and play, i continue to eat my plate of sausage and peppers...wind gets ugly...picks up my plate and it goes clear across the table and covers my grandmother....lmao...gary helped clean her off, i had to get up before i died of embarrasment and laughter...LOL...friggin wind,lol...
my kids were runnin around barefoot, and timmy steps on a bee and gets stung ...very heartbreakin hearin his lil voice in pain...but daddy fixed it, he got a disney princess band-aid (lack of anything better) and all was well again...sandals were back on..to keep em occupied while they were gettin dessert ready, mango stepped up and ran around screamin like a total goof with the kids...lol...timmy asked him "whats this?" and pointed to his pocket...mango took out his cell phone and showed timmy, handing it to timmy,lol...timmy took off....with that DAMIEN look in his eyes...mango takes off after him, timmy goes over to the bushes in front of the house and tosses it in..LOL...we were dyin....lmao...
kk dessert is served, cake and chocolate mousse......of course my kids pick the chocolate mouse...and we sit down...what happens?...it starts to storm...we're not talkin soft, warm rain, we're talkin that sideways cold as ice shit...starts hittin us the wind is uglier than it had been...kids literally gotta hold the bowls to eat, napkins flying everywhere along with the flowers that were the centerpiece...my god, lol...i tell alex and chris take your bowls and start runnin..timmy was laughin and continued to eat (being the antichrist i would expect no less)...i'm stuck at this table with katie...with everyone staring at me...well don't ya friggin know it a can of orange soda flys at me, i get scared, katie falls off the chair covered in soda, and i get her bowl of chocolate mouse all over me....i wanted to cry,lol...my dad totally tanked...is laughin his ass off at me...i took my daughter and myself in the house to clean up then returned vowing no more food,lol...
don't ya know it, it clears up and they go play again...i got a few minutes to sit and just socialize...knowing full well dad was tanked, i seized my moment and asked him if he could foot timmys preschool bill...he smiled, "no problem"......hubby just looked at me and says damn girl,lol...ah well.. so we're sitting there, mostly older folks left, alot of people left and the younger ones were running around with mango again...all of a sudden i hear the people at the older table talking about underwear and how onewould never wear silky underwear......my dad chimes in that he does not wear underwear and hasn't in years...omg gary and i started dying...he says well there ya have it, it runs in the family ...by this point we really had more than enough fun for one day...we packed up and said our goodbyes...holy cow....after that day now ya can see why i wasn't on saturday night,LOL
i do not know why this shit happens to me, i think god above gets a chuckle outta my life...lol...all i gotta say is i better have a spot secured up there after this crazy existence, LMAO...
um peachie?...i realize that the vibrator i sent ya is the shit and all, but damn girl you'll go through your lifes savings on c batteries at the rate your going...i say this cuz ya haven't been around much since ya got it...yeah yeah its your "job" uhhuh...i know...get online...lol i love the bunny too but i find time to chat,lol...
reeses i'm glad to see ya survived the estrogen weekend...you get a gold star,lol...
everyone else...hope you're all healthy and well and leading "normal" lives...lol...hopefully this post made ya feel normal at least...til next time...
coopy
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