finally...its a longggggg one too....lol
i think the term is...better late than never.....ok i already told ya imma slacker,lol..
ok, so here we are on tuesday afternoon...i'mma crispy red in color ...but i'm posting!!!...hubby refuses to rub lotion on me..he says i bring it on myself......yeah yeah yeah....i'll mention tetris and he'll grab that lotion real quick...lmao ...
hey i'm gonna be in a wedding!!!...now bro has already heard this, but i'll tell da rest...my best friend, who has been engaged for like 2 years is gettin married may of next year...we have talked wedding plans, blah blah blah, even about another friend of ours not being in the wedding...but NEVER has there been any talk of me being in it...not even a breath,lol...its been quite the discussion with my mom everytime i mention eileen(da friend) and "well have ya heard anything?" ...my mom is a nosey bitch i tell ya ...anywho...so i get on aol today..and i see eileen online...i start bs'in bout da candle party i'm havin this weekend.. i'm such a slacker i never sent out invites......grr@me,lol...eileen says...(btw i have no clue why that insists on becoming a link, i assure you i didn't mean it, i tried fixin it 4 times, i'm done,lol)...so she says "you're still gonna be in the wedding right?"...i was like ..."do ya want me in the wedding?"....she says "well duh yeah"...so now i'm in a wedding...i made her promise me i won't be forced to wear yellow or mint green...but she said light purple...thats cool....now naturally i call my mother ...(1 more time)...she expects an invite she says, lol...then when i say the color is light purple she replies.."well light purple will look nice with whatever color hair you finally decide on"....witch ...she is all for going back to the darker natural color...but she can bite me,lol...imma stayin blond,lol...yes i went back and dyed it what it was before...
ok...wacky family moment...not mine this time...his......hubbys aunt, omg omg omg...she is a friggin nutcase!!!...ok first of all gary (hubby for those of you who didn't know...and go ahead keel over with laughter over the name, lmao)..his aunt has a daughter named victoria...well victoria had been dating carter...a big slob lookin guy for bout 3 or 4 months...victorias birthday is dec 23rd...for her birthday, garys (still laughin at the name huh?..) aunt bought her a wedding gown...i know ...well she finally got engaged like a month ago.....i hate talkin to this woman on da phone cuz i hate how she goes on and on about carter being "the one"..he has lost weight, he goes to sleep therapy for his snorin (roflmao)how he is a better person cuz of her...blah blah blah, fine great but how bout waiting...well they are gettin married in like 3 years, have a date, a place, according to auntie theres no time......she calls da other night and tells gary ( yes gary cooper, lmao) she is throwing an engagement party next month..complete with...ready for this?...are ya sure?...a freakin wedding cake ...AND!!!!...are ya sittin down?....DUNKING BOOTHS...yes i shit you not...a freakin carnival of sorts, lmfaoooo...omg...so then to top it off while talking to hubby..(i'll spare ya da laughter)....she says well ya gotta come cuz alex will be in da wedding......the look on his face was priceless, i had known it was an idea...her idea, but since telling hubby would require communication i failed to inform him......
ok sooooooooo, and i know this is long but you asked for it....lmao...it just so happens that christophers graduation falls the same night......soooooo not only will we not be attending...but my mother in law won't be there for much of the night, lol...i loved bursting her bubble the other night when she came over, LOL...
see its not just my stories from the house...its my whole friggin existence.......i need my own show i tell ya...my kids have been kinda "normal" this week, aside from timmy deciding to leave teeth mark patterns in a line up and down his shin......and well hubby is going out now to give the older boys their haircuts, they have turned into chia pets.....our neighbor is licensed and they were gonna get buzzed but apparently that idea went sour...lol...i am kinda nervous however cuz one time..(at band camp,lol....sorry had to...)...hubby buzzed alexs' hair...takes da clip off to clean it...chris goes up...hubby buzzed a line down the middle of chris' head...he forgot to put the clip back ...ohhh yes!!!...it was a friggin mess, i was mad as hell...it looked so horrible only thing he could do to fix it was shave his head bald...oh and sleep on the couch that night to save himself too... i was pissed...so seeing those flashbacks in my noodle i'm gonna go watch...lol...besides this post is wayyyy too long, and midol is pms'in something wicked at my side...catch yall in 31.....
crispy coopy
p.s. this post is decicated to trekker, opal, and bro...cuz they got on my ass for not doing it yesterday, lol....
p.s.s....hey lil shit pinner, where da hell are ya?
ok, so here we are on tuesday afternoon...i'mma crispy red in color ...but i'm posting!!!...hubby refuses to rub lotion on me..he says i bring it on myself......yeah yeah yeah....i'll mention tetris and he'll grab that lotion real quick...lmao ...
hey i'm gonna be in a wedding!!!...now bro has already heard this, but i'll tell da rest...my best friend, who has been engaged for like 2 years is gettin married may of next year...we have talked wedding plans, blah blah blah, even about another friend of ours not being in the wedding...but NEVER has there been any talk of me being in it...not even a breath,lol...its been quite the discussion with my mom everytime i mention eileen(da friend) and "well have ya heard anything?" ...my mom is a nosey bitch i tell ya ...anywho...so i get on aol today..and i see eileen online...i start bs'in bout da candle party i'm havin this weekend.. i'm such a slacker i never sent out invites......grr@me,lol...eileen says...(btw i have no clue why that insists on becoming a link, i assure you i didn't mean it, i tried fixin it 4 times, i'm done,lol)...so she says "you're still gonna be in the wedding right?"...i was like ..."do ya want me in the wedding?"....she says "well duh yeah"...so now i'm in a wedding...i made her promise me i won't be forced to wear yellow or mint green...but she said light purple...thats cool....now naturally i call my mother ...(1 more time)...she expects an invite she says, lol...then when i say the color is light purple she replies.."well light purple will look nice with whatever color hair you finally decide on"....witch ...she is all for going back to the darker natural color...but she can bite me,lol...imma stayin blond,lol...yes i went back and dyed it what it was before...
ok...wacky family moment...not mine this time...his......hubbys aunt, omg omg omg...she is a friggin nutcase!!!...ok first of all gary (hubby for those of you who didn't know...and go ahead keel over with laughter over the name, lmao)..his aunt has a daughter named victoria...well victoria had been dating carter...a big slob lookin guy for bout 3 or 4 months...victorias birthday is dec 23rd...for her birthday, garys (still laughin at the name huh?..) aunt bought her a wedding gown...i know ...well she finally got engaged like a month ago.....i hate talkin to this woman on da phone cuz i hate how she goes on and on about carter being "the one"..he has lost weight, he goes to sleep therapy for his snorin (roflmao)how he is a better person cuz of her...blah blah blah, fine great but how bout waiting...well they are gettin married in like 3 years, have a date, a place, according to auntie theres no time......she calls da other night and tells gary ( yes gary cooper, lmao) she is throwing an engagement party next month..complete with...ready for this?...are ya sure?...a freakin wedding cake ...AND!!!!...are ya sittin down?....DUNKING BOOTHS...yes i shit you not...a freakin carnival of sorts, lmfaoooo...omg...so then to top it off while talking to hubby..(i'll spare ya da laughter)....she says well ya gotta come cuz alex will be in da wedding......the look on his face was priceless, i had known it was an idea...her idea, but since telling hubby would require communication i failed to inform him......
ok sooooooooo, and i know this is long but you asked for it....lmao...it just so happens that christophers graduation falls the same night......soooooo not only will we not be attending...but my mother in law won't be there for much of the night, lol...i loved bursting her bubble the other night when she came over, LOL...
see its not just my stories from the house...its my whole friggin existence.......i need my own show i tell ya...my kids have been kinda "normal" this week, aside from timmy deciding to leave teeth mark patterns in a line up and down his shin......and well hubby is going out now to give the older boys their haircuts, they have turned into chia pets.....our neighbor is licensed and they were gonna get buzzed but apparently that idea went sour...lol...i am kinda nervous however cuz one time..(at band camp,lol....sorry had to...)...hubby buzzed alexs' hair...takes da clip off to clean it...chris goes up...hubby buzzed a line down the middle of chris' head...he forgot to put the clip back ...ohhh yes!!!...it was a friggin mess, i was mad as hell...it looked so horrible only thing he could do to fix it was shave his head bald...oh and sleep on the couch that night to save himself too... i was pissed...so seeing those flashbacks in my noodle i'm gonna go watch...lol...besides this post is wayyyy too long, and midol is pms'in something wicked at my side...catch yall in 31.....
crispy coopy
p.s. this post is decicated to trekker, opal, and bro...cuz they got on my ass for not doing it yesterday, lol....
p.s.s....hey lil shit pinner, where da hell are ya?
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