finally......coopy mail
you thought i was gonna skip this week cuz of my freaked-out mental state huh? ...honestly i was gonna skip it but what da heck,lol...
ok first...trek ya know i love the blond jokes..i just gotta wonder..do you think i'm as dumb?......think hard or i'm movin to b.c to steal your wife,lol...
ok...here it is....OMFG 3 days now....2 if ya just don't count friday....omg omg omg...i'm mental...ok i'm leavin chat thursday night, i can't handle coming on friday mornin i'll be nervous,lol..i just went out and got a cpl soap magazines for the plane thinkin maybe it'll help keep my mind off who i'm leavin and da sheer terror i'll be in on that big ole effin plane all alone!!!!....i realize this weekend will go by so fast, i'm gonna have a ball and all dat good stuff...i just gotta get into reeses lil hands then the freak-out will stop..pleaseeeeee don't hide on me,lol...i'm all packed tho and ready...especially after the day i had yesterday....
so what happened yesterday you ask?...well a few of ya know i was freakin bout it so bad,lol...ok well coopy gets a call from her lil sister lisa yesterday...darlene she says....its positive...i fell on da floor, scraped myself back up and got my thoughts together for her and started talking serious and plans and shit...yes coopy is gonna be an aunt ...for the love of pete i so wish she was careful, the fruit too...but not much can be said now...i have been there in her position, its not pretty but she has alot of support...i'll help her anyway i can and mom knows now so its somewhat of a weight lifted off her shoulder she was so worried about how much she is letting mom and dad down...i remember feeling that too, but mom took it very well, amazing to me...and dad...well we're gonna hold off on tellin him for a few weeks to gather plans and regroup,lol..the fruit is scared shitless of my dad...."you're dads a great guy", he says...."it's the silience", LOL...he says "we are in the room watching tv and the whole time i'm thinkin...whats he thinkin?...whats he schemin about?.."...i was rollin...then fruitboy says..."dad puts his arm around her and calls her the baby"..."now he's gonna know i ____'ed da baby"....i could see the terror in his eyes, lmao....but i think dad will be ok, i thought the same in that position too but i'm thinkin he weathered my life, he can handle this....lol...and i offered to take care of baby fruit...while lisa goes and finishes school, hell i'm home for the next 4 years anyway with the 2 babies so why not?....sheesh another baby,lol....
ok so anywho...um 2 days,lol...i'm really so psyched tho to hang out with reeses and feather and get to see the kids i'm always hearin in da background all dem hours i spend on da phone wiff reeses, lmao....like the past 2 hours....oh yeah and well 3.6 too, but i'm not gonna stress bout him, as it stands i'll believe he's going when i actually see him there, til then no stress,lol...and god help him if he does muster the will to get outta bed and on da plane cuz i plan on makin his life hell....lol...love the coffee idea reeses,lol...i will choke from laughter iffen i gotta eat pancakes tho,lol.....
my kids are makin me crazy...what else is new?...ok thats not new but.....lol....timmy chesney is in full force, everywhere we go he's singin.."no shoes, no shirt, no problems"...timmy style of course...and of course mom puts her own spin on it...cuz of my slackerness as a mother..."no shoes, no shirt, no diaperssss"...she sings it to him thinkin he's gonna miraculously become potty trained...and he just gives her that evil timmy grin like yeah ok whatever lady,lol...just pee and flee from this house,lol...
man oh man...i wonder how late lisa will stay tonight avoiding sitting at home, i know my mom knows but...its the silience ....dad is silient its hilarious...and its not like he's scheming anything, the man is a horserace addict he's only thinkin..."wtf horse did i play?"...lmao...but i won't tell da fruit that...let him stir and refect.....lol ...in talking to my mom this mornin...she thinks its best to wait til november to tell dad...i say sooner is better, but hey...thanksgiving will be fun...i said i'm not havin it this year so mom said they would, woohooo fun fun fun...SILIENCE...
anywho...her and the fruit are on their way over to babysit...who woulda thunk my evil spawn would even give them an urge to procreate,lol...i gotta go wiff mr. cooper over to the school for open house to see how the kids are doing, i will be around later tonight after the fruit coupling leave,lol...til then...
coopy
ok first...trek ya know i love the blond jokes..i just gotta wonder..do you think i'm as dumb?......think hard or i'm movin to b.c to steal your wife,lol...
ok...here it is....OMFG 3 days now....2 if ya just don't count friday....omg omg omg...i'm mental...ok i'm leavin chat thursday night, i can't handle coming on friday mornin i'll be nervous,lol..i just went out and got a cpl soap magazines for the plane thinkin maybe it'll help keep my mind off who i'm leavin and da sheer terror i'll be in on that big ole effin plane all alone!!!!....i realize this weekend will go by so fast, i'm gonna have a ball and all dat good stuff...i just gotta get into reeses lil hands then the freak-out will stop..pleaseeeeee don't hide on me,lol...i'm all packed tho and ready...especially after the day i had yesterday....
so what happened yesterday you ask?...well a few of ya know i was freakin bout it so bad,lol...ok well coopy gets a call from her lil sister lisa yesterday...darlene she says....its positive...i fell on da floor, scraped myself back up and got my thoughts together for her and started talking serious and plans and shit...yes coopy is gonna be an aunt ...for the love of pete i so wish she was careful, the fruit too...but not much can be said now...i have been there in her position, its not pretty but she has alot of support...i'll help her anyway i can and mom knows now so its somewhat of a weight lifted off her shoulder she was so worried about how much she is letting mom and dad down...i remember feeling that too, but mom took it very well, amazing to me...and dad...well we're gonna hold off on tellin him for a few weeks to gather plans and regroup,lol..the fruit is scared shitless of my dad...."you're dads a great guy", he says...."it's the silience", LOL...he says "we are in the room watching tv and the whole time i'm thinkin...whats he thinkin?...whats he schemin about?.."...i was rollin...then fruitboy says..."dad puts his arm around her and calls her the baby"..."now he's gonna know i ____'ed da baby"....i could see the terror in his eyes, lmao....but i think dad will be ok, i thought the same in that position too but i'm thinkin he weathered my life, he can handle this....lol...and i offered to take care of baby fruit...while lisa goes and finishes school, hell i'm home for the next 4 years anyway with the 2 babies so why not?....sheesh another baby,lol....
ok so anywho...um 2 days,lol...i'm really so psyched tho to hang out with reeses and feather and get to see the kids i'm always hearin in da background all dem hours i spend on da phone wiff reeses, lmao....like the past 2 hours....oh yeah and well 3.6 too, but i'm not gonna stress bout him, as it stands i'll believe he's going when i actually see him there, til then no stress,lol...and god help him if he does muster the will to get outta bed and on da plane cuz i plan on makin his life hell....lol...love the coffee idea reeses,lol...i will choke from laughter iffen i gotta eat pancakes tho,lol.....
my kids are makin me crazy...what else is new?...ok thats not new but.....lol....timmy chesney is in full force, everywhere we go he's singin.."no shoes, no shirt, no problems"...timmy style of course...and of course mom puts her own spin on it...cuz of my slackerness as a mother..."no shoes, no shirt, no diaperssss"...she sings it to him thinkin he's gonna miraculously become potty trained...and he just gives her that evil timmy grin like yeah ok whatever lady,lol...just pee and flee from this house,lol...
man oh man...i wonder how late lisa will stay tonight avoiding sitting at home, i know my mom knows but...its the silience ....dad is silient its hilarious...and its not like he's scheming anything, the man is a horserace addict he's only thinkin..."wtf horse did i play?"...lmao...but i won't tell da fruit that...let him stir and refect.....lol ...in talking to my mom this mornin...she thinks its best to wait til november to tell dad...i say sooner is better, but hey...thanksgiving will be fun...i said i'm not havin it this year so mom said they would, woohooo fun fun fun...SILIENCE...
anywho...her and the fruit are on their way over to babysit...who woulda thunk my evil spawn would even give them an urge to procreate,lol...i gotta go wiff mr. cooper over to the school for open house to see how the kids are doing, i will be around later tonight after the fruit coupling leave,lol...til then...
coopy

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