another dose of coopy reality....

following in peaches footsteps...i said i'd let ya in on my life on
a weekly basis so well...i know i said i'd do this last night but i
must confess i swung from the tree a little late and i was tired..but
find it in yer hearts to forgive me...and here goes....
ok the birthday party happened saturday..it was a thrilling event, i
had way too many people show up, not enough room for them all, i put
too much sour cream in the spinach dip, and my son chris got a radio
controlled chevy truck from yup you guessed it my mother in law,
which immediately my son timmy claimed "MINE" cuz it has wheels..the
screaming started, i ducked into the corner and well just rolled my
eyes and laughed, i knew she felt bad for buyin it and well she was
babysittin that night so that was all the revenge i needed....cruel
but true......lol.
that night was the christmas party for hubbys work...i knew it would
prove interesting, a bunch of drunk induced idiots. well it did..i
swear it was a bunch i tell ya...i literally met Roz from Monsters
Inc. the woman started talkin, i had to bite my lip turn around and
start crackin up...she didn't stay long and refused to sit at our
table..oh well...then woody harelson drunker than all hell came over
tellin me what a wonderful worker my hubby was...yeah yeah i know all
about work ask about home, ahem...anyway he then switched gears told
me i was cute and asked me why i was with him..took me by surprise
but took the hubby by surprise when i said ya know i'm still tryin to
figure that out....woody left after offerin to buy me a drink....but
i was drivin and sick as all hell so i declined...then ok gonna vent
here.....last year hubby got a sizeable bonus at the party so of
course with dollar signs in my eyes i go to this function with full
intent on spendin the check on the rest of our christmas
shoppin...well...they call him up...and tell him since he is so
dedicated blah blah blah and more bullshit that they are givin him a
new vehicle...and hold up keys...i was like holy shit..ok coopy has a
new car....WRONG!!!.....fuckers gave him the old parts truck from
like 1978 or some shit...great just another project truck to sit in
my driveway and piss me off...he's plannin on throwin a 5 somethin in
the thing (forgive me for not caring) but i can say another project
means more chat time...k i'm done...
but this is the best and i swear right now i can see a couple of ya
crackin up....peach get yer tissues ready yer gonna die!....we come
home from the party and my mother in law says to us...oh my god do
you know what timmy calls his socks??? yes start laughing now.....i
immediately lost it, now ya must know my lil guy gets speech therapy,
he has a delay...but....yes he calls his socks----COCKS....lmao....my
mother in law was like, oh my god i wish i had a camera to take a
picture of my face when he said it...i about died...she's like do ya
think his teachers can work on that s sound soon....i was like
why?...don't ya think it'd be cute to have him open up a package of
cocks christmas eve in front of everyone....lmfao but then again look
who i was talking to...ahem ahem...
are ya dyin?...well that was really what i set out to do...just
please remember your cocks its cold outside....omg lmao...see i'm
still tired...
and i guess i gotta comment on the room..well hell i feel kinda as
confused as peach i took a couple days off and i come back and holy
hell was on again..it was all a matter of time but my iggy button is
still my best friend, with iggy all things are possible, lol...and
i'm just gonna hang out in the trees...reeses luv ya gf...i like
being lost with you and watchin the sneaky snakes come and go, lmao...
k this way way too long...peach i'm sendin ya a plunger and a case
of drano for christmas....luv ya gf...ya made me laugh...we should
get our kids together and start a business...anyone thinking of
having children...take ours together for a day..they'll either know
how to childproof real well and be more prepared or pay us to take em
back....what ya think?....lmao...ok all i'm out of here to go turbo
clean and get everything done so i can swing from that tree again
tonight...luvs yall...

coopy da goof