jus anotha week in muh life...
i sooooooooooo don't feel like typin today, lmao...we'll see...lately i'm thinkin i have attention deficeit (furk muh spellin) disorder...nuttin seems to keep da ole attention anymore...must be a phase,lol...
anywho...ok well monster trucks..remind me next year it's a male bonding thing, lmao...after takin cakie over to motherlesbianinlaws house, we get out in east jesus bumfuck 2 hours b4 da show (its always packed n we get shitty seats every year so goin early was da "best thing" )...we walk in its bout half packed, i ran into muh best gf from 9th grade we chatted fer a bit then i got da evil "hurry da furk up eyes "from da movie star..lol...so we go off in search of room fer da whole pile of us, muh clan, his friend pete (AGAIN) n his daughter sammie, n then his other buddy rich n his annoyin furker of a 10 year old son ryan...gawd help me,lol...so we sit down after gary goes from one end to da other lookin fer da best seats......n we chilled out fer 2 hours...during which we all donned these gawd awful yellow poncho thingies when it began to pour upon us...we were soaked, i mean wtfurk!!!...i wuz so un-interested at this point...they had NO cotton candy, i wuz soaked, the only entertainment i had during those 2 horrendous hours were the man with one tooth behind me slurrin all kindsa know it shit about monster trucks n holdin timmy fer dear life cuz in my mind he wuz gonna be sucked between the bleechers n fall onto da ground wiff all da garbage n empty beer bottles...fer da luv ..ok so it's SOOO muddy by the time da show started dat it kinda really sucked...timmy wuz in heaven tho, he wuz dyin to see gravedigger...gettin outta there afta da show wuz interesting to say da least as well..people everywhere...poor chris was walkin wiff me n shiverin so bad cuz it got cold n he wuz soaked...when we finally got back to da van, we stayed in da parking lot about 15 minutes til there wuz room to get out...during this time i gave chris muh extra sweatshirt dat wuz in da van n timmy demanded my sweatshirt off muh body, lmao...so here i am freezin in a white tank top,lol...peter handed me a towel, isn't he sweet, lol...n i hadda piss sooo furkin bad, i coulda went to da woods but i wuzn't walkin way back to da woods..then da movie star decided to go between da cars.....i couldn't do dat near da kids, lol...so i suffered,lol...we finally got out n we went to get cakie then home we went..remember..next year...MALE bonding...
once again peter came thursday n took alex n chris, this time they were goin to da movies to see harry potter...i wuzn't gonna complain gave me half da silience...lol...he says.."u look about as interested right now as ya did last night at da monster trucks...only last night ya looked like ya wanted to kill yerself..lol"..lmao idiot...
friday, no peter, no sir grunts alot dat night, n a smooth shoppin night, timmy wuz in a hatin mood yet again n gave it to motherlesbianinlaw but this week she didn't take it to heart, lmao...
FURK...i need ginko...i haven't written nuttin down in foreva, i can't remember crap dats happened...anywho, i think saturday wuz purty boring too..kids stayed here n annoyed da furk outta me playin dat damn tony hawk ps2 game...muh damn kids know everyword of dat damn ac/dc song tnt...they sing along, omg it kills me....cept timmy..in his lil voice its.."cuz i'm ENT..dynomite...."...lmao....too cute, yet very annoyin, lol...i rented a few movies saturday n dats bout all...we chilled...
sunday started wiff breakfast of course, then we got ready to go up to mom n dads fer da cookout...movie star told me we needed to stop by wal-mart to get the older boys new sneakers..wuteva, lets go,lol...at wal-mart we're walkin in n past da snack bar, right out front is a stand wiff all kinds of cotton candy on it...i grab one, movie star looks at me n says..."u kno they won't get any, might as well get em each one fer dat kinda money"...so muh eyes light up,lol.."here timmy u get orange...here chris u get purple, here cakie u get pink, n here alex u get blue"...we're all walkin round n the 4 kids have these huge tubs of cotton candy in their hands, lol..otha parents musta looked at us like.."omg thats alotta sugar, those parents are NUTZ"..LOL...back at da van they were all open n half gone by da time we got to mom n dads,lol...muh dad bought a new computer so da movie star went right to settin it up n gettin it runnin fer him, i made out an avon order, n we jus sat n waited fer da company...i wuz informed sir grunts alot is outta 0-3 months n had lil clothing so lisa n da fruit wiff da kiwi went to (a certain we'll keep dis department store a secret fer well...read on...LOL)...n then they'd be back...k wuteva...ohh sidenote...muh 2 month old nephew is teething already n has a molar coming in, really really weird but i guess accounts fer da fussiness huh?..lol...soooo...we're sittin around, muh aunt comes, n a friend of moms n we're all bs'in...now in comes lisa n the baby, wiff da fruit in tow...he then opens his super stupid accent havin mouth n tells everyone there that at this certain department store..(sidenote*..this is da same store he stole 3 grand in merchandise from n turned around n resold it, to which he got caught n went to da clink jus recently...)...he whipped out his employee card n had da cashier give him an employee discount ...OMG...i wuz in shock at the audasity of this no brain havin piece of shit talkin asshole to still possess his employee card but to use it?...wow n them fer not updatin their records, but this asshole is laffin bout it, n lisa wuz right there n let him ...i hadda leave da room...stupid piece of shit......we had a nice visit wiff muh cousin n her kids, cakie wuz in heaven to see lil girls wiff lil ponytails in their hair walkin into the house,lol...she actually played n didn't wanna cling to muh side..MUCH ...we all ate n pretty much filtered out a group at a time,lol...at muh moms she has these blocks n her mantel ova da fireplace n they spell out.."home sweet home"..well me bein da character i iz,lol...i always change em when i go..usually to.."hoe sweet hoe"...sunday i wanted different,lol...so gary choreographed...at ne point it said.."he wet homo"...lmao..but it wuzn't lookin good to me so afta much trial n error i finally decided on.."EWE HOMO"...LMAO...i wuz dyin but damnit she saw it b4 we left, lmao...she says.."u ass..leave my blocks alone"..lol...we left, came home n watched a stupid movie,lol...
alex had me taxi him to his friends house yesterday, dats gettin annoyin havin to go back n forth fer a 4 hour visit,lol...but he wuz happy...earlier dat mornin when all the kids were playin timmy decided to "give" alex his lil stuffed beanie babie monkey he's named "Junior"...now junior iz timmys best friend, goes everywhere wiff him n sleeps wiff him...alex leaves fer his friends, n timmy decides he wants junior back i told alex he'd want it back ...at da house timmy n i search fer junior n couldn't find it fer nuffin, he's cryin, i'm thinkin alex hid it on him so i tell him alex will get it when he comes home..ok...so alex comes home n suddenly has a headache..i tell him he hasta find junior or else..he looked fer like an hour while chris annoyed me some more wiff tony hawk..lol..alex couldn't find it...by now i'm cookin dinner, gary comes home, n phone rings...its lisa.."can u babysit til like 10:30, we wanna go to a friends house"... sure np...now mind u folks, they do live wiff both muh parents, n my house is oh about 30 minutes away ...uhhuh...anywho, i'm playin nice...lol...kids go to bed, poor timmy wiff no junior, he says.."he's cryin somewhere"...i'm lookin at alex like.."hows dat make ya feel?..."..furkin kid...lil sir grunts alot fell asleep after i sang him shania twain songs....i'm thinkin he either likes muh singin orrrrr...hadda fall asleep hopin i'd shup,lol.....this kid iz gonna live country music in muh care, lmaoo...his damn piece of work father is into dat headbangin skinhead, sadistic white supremascist garbage...come on he has a nazi tattoo on his upper back ..WHY ME????...n he walk around callin da baby his "lil viking" n sayin he's gonna be in a viking costume fer halloween..ova muh cold dead lifeless body.....can ya feel da luv?...lol...so movie star n i watched a movie,the baby slept n then they came to get him..da fruit asks me if i'd watch him fer an hour in da mornin so he can go to parole...i can't really say no so wut da furk?..lol...
so this mornin i had sir grunts alot..he slept da whole time again, no muss no fuss,lol...so here i am changin cakie..n she says.."i luv mango"... i reply.."well sumone hasta i guess"..LOL..she has a huge crush on him, it irks me,lol..
this week will prolly be anotha annoyin, rainy, cabin fever havin, boring week..only thing i have to look forward to is friday night iz the albany conquest football game wiff da montgomery gentry concert following...dat should be fun, da 2 oldest n da movie star n me..not sure where we're fittin in groceries but we'll manage...this sunday iz sir grunts alots christening...his side of da family n ours, DAT will be entertaining...lol...as fer anything else well hmmm...we have a six flags outting da following sunday n then in da middle of august iz when they're all goin campin...coopy doesn't "camp"...so i'll be home wiff cakie female bonding n prolly shoppin,lol...we did dat last year...jus me n her, tis pure heaven,lol...n then a cpl more weeks later..BACK TO SCHOOL...(hearin angels singin already) ...kk tis time fer muh "30 minute meals" show then muh GH...tty all l8ters,lol..
coopy
p.s. BTW I found "Junior" first thing this mornin while alex wuz whinin dat he had looked everywhere n givin me attitude sayin he couldn't find it..i looked ova timmys dresser n he had fallen behind..i got him n rubbed it in alex's face.."timmy u can ALWAYS rely on mommy"......i'm da chit fer mom, lmao....timmys soo happy now tho, he hugged him tigt, wrapped him in his "where are yous" (his blankee)..n put him on da recliner...
anywho...ok well monster trucks..remind me next year it's a male bonding thing, lmao...after takin cakie over to motherlesbianinlaws house, we get out in east jesus bumfuck 2 hours b4 da show (its always packed n we get shitty seats every year so goin early was da "best thing" )...we walk in its bout half packed, i ran into muh best gf from 9th grade we chatted fer a bit then i got da evil "hurry da furk up eyes "from da movie star..lol...so we go off in search of room fer da whole pile of us, muh clan, his friend pete (AGAIN) n his daughter sammie, n then his other buddy rich n his annoyin furker of a 10 year old son ryan...gawd help me,lol...so we sit down after gary goes from one end to da other lookin fer da best seats......n we chilled out fer 2 hours...during which we all donned these gawd awful yellow poncho thingies when it began to pour upon us...we were soaked, i mean wtfurk!!!...i wuz so un-interested at this point...they had NO cotton candy, i wuz soaked, the only entertainment i had during those 2 horrendous hours were the man with one tooth behind me slurrin all kindsa know it shit about monster trucks n holdin timmy fer dear life cuz in my mind he wuz gonna be sucked between the bleechers n fall onto da ground wiff all da garbage n empty beer bottles...fer da luv ..ok so it's SOOO muddy by the time da show started dat it kinda really sucked...timmy wuz in heaven tho, he wuz dyin to see gravedigger...gettin outta there afta da show wuz interesting to say da least as well..people everywhere...poor chris was walkin wiff me n shiverin so bad cuz it got cold n he wuz soaked...when we finally got back to da van, we stayed in da parking lot about 15 minutes til there wuz room to get out...during this time i gave chris muh extra sweatshirt dat wuz in da van n timmy demanded my sweatshirt off muh body, lmao...so here i am freezin in a white tank top,lol...peter handed me a towel, isn't he sweet, lol...n i hadda piss sooo furkin bad, i coulda went to da woods but i wuzn't walkin way back to da woods..then da movie star decided to go between da cars.....i couldn't do dat near da kids, lol...so i suffered,lol...we finally got out n we went to get cakie then home we went..remember..next year...MALE bonding...
once again peter came thursday n took alex n chris, this time they were goin to da movies to see harry potter...i wuzn't gonna complain gave me half da silience...lol...he says.."u look about as interested right now as ya did last night at da monster trucks...only last night ya looked like ya wanted to kill yerself..lol"..lmao idiot...
friday, no peter, no sir grunts alot dat night, n a smooth shoppin night, timmy wuz in a hatin mood yet again n gave it to motherlesbianinlaw but this week she didn't take it to heart, lmao...
FURK...i need ginko...i haven't written nuttin down in foreva, i can't remember crap dats happened...anywho, i think saturday wuz purty boring too..kids stayed here n annoyed da furk outta me playin dat damn tony hawk ps2 game...muh damn kids know everyword of dat damn ac/dc song tnt...they sing along, omg it kills me....cept timmy..in his lil voice its.."cuz i'm ENT..dynomite...."...lmao....too cute, yet very annoyin, lol...i rented a few movies saturday n dats bout all...we chilled...
sunday started wiff breakfast of course, then we got ready to go up to mom n dads fer da cookout...movie star told me we needed to stop by wal-mart to get the older boys new sneakers..wuteva, lets go,lol...at wal-mart we're walkin in n past da snack bar, right out front is a stand wiff all kinds of cotton candy on it...i grab one, movie star looks at me n says..."u kno they won't get any, might as well get em each one fer dat kinda money"...so muh eyes light up,lol.."here timmy u get orange...here chris u get purple, here cakie u get pink, n here alex u get blue"...we're all walkin round n the 4 kids have these huge tubs of cotton candy in their hands, lol..otha parents musta looked at us like.."omg thats alotta sugar, those parents are NUTZ"..LOL...back at da van they were all open n half gone by da time we got to mom n dads,lol...muh dad bought a new computer so da movie star went right to settin it up n gettin it runnin fer him, i made out an avon order, n we jus sat n waited fer da company...i wuz informed sir grunts alot is outta 0-3 months n had lil clothing so lisa n da fruit wiff da kiwi went to (a certain we'll keep dis department store a secret fer well...read on...LOL)...n then they'd be back...k wuteva...ohh sidenote...muh 2 month old nephew is teething already n has a molar coming in, really really weird but i guess accounts fer da fussiness huh?..lol...soooo...we're sittin around, muh aunt comes, n a friend of moms n we're all bs'in...now in comes lisa n the baby, wiff da fruit in tow...he then opens his super stupid accent havin mouth n tells everyone there that at this certain department store..(sidenote*..this is da same store he stole 3 grand in merchandise from n turned around n resold it, to which he got caught n went to da clink jus recently...)...he whipped out his employee card n had da cashier give him an employee discount ...OMG...i wuz in shock at the audasity of this no brain havin piece of shit talkin asshole to still possess his employee card but to use it?...wow n them fer not updatin their records, but this asshole is laffin bout it, n lisa wuz right there n let him ...i hadda leave da room...stupid piece of shit......we had a nice visit wiff muh cousin n her kids, cakie wuz in heaven to see lil girls wiff lil ponytails in their hair walkin into the house,lol...she actually played n didn't wanna cling to muh side..MUCH ...we all ate n pretty much filtered out a group at a time,lol...at muh moms she has these blocks n her mantel ova da fireplace n they spell out.."home sweet home"..well me bein da character i iz,lol...i always change em when i go..usually to.."hoe sweet hoe"...sunday i wanted different,lol...so gary choreographed...at ne point it said.."he wet homo"...lmao..but it wuzn't lookin good to me so afta much trial n error i finally decided on.."EWE HOMO"...LMAO...i wuz dyin but damnit she saw it b4 we left, lmao...she says.."u ass..leave my blocks alone"..lol...we left, came home n watched a stupid movie,lol...
alex had me taxi him to his friends house yesterday, dats gettin annoyin havin to go back n forth fer a 4 hour visit,lol...but he wuz happy...earlier dat mornin when all the kids were playin timmy decided to "give" alex his lil stuffed beanie babie monkey he's named "Junior"...now junior iz timmys best friend, goes everywhere wiff him n sleeps wiff him...alex leaves fer his friends, n timmy decides he wants junior back i told alex he'd want it back ...at da house timmy n i search fer junior n couldn't find it fer nuffin, he's cryin, i'm thinkin alex hid it on him so i tell him alex will get it when he comes home..ok...so alex comes home n suddenly has a headache..i tell him he hasta find junior or else..he looked fer like an hour while chris annoyed me some more wiff tony hawk..lol..alex couldn't find it...by now i'm cookin dinner, gary comes home, n phone rings...its lisa.."can u babysit til like 10:30, we wanna go to a friends house"... sure np...now mind u folks, they do live wiff both muh parents, n my house is oh about 30 minutes away ...uhhuh...anywho, i'm playin nice...lol...kids go to bed, poor timmy wiff no junior, he says.."he's cryin somewhere"...i'm lookin at alex like.."hows dat make ya feel?..."..furkin kid...lil sir grunts alot fell asleep after i sang him shania twain songs....i'm thinkin he either likes muh singin orrrrr...hadda fall asleep hopin i'd shup,lol.....this kid iz gonna live country music in muh care, lmaoo...his damn piece of work father is into dat headbangin skinhead, sadistic white supremascist garbage...come on he has a nazi tattoo on his upper back ..WHY ME????...n he walk around callin da baby his "lil viking" n sayin he's gonna be in a viking costume fer halloween..ova muh cold dead lifeless body.....can ya feel da luv?...lol...so movie star n i watched a movie,the baby slept n then they came to get him..da fruit asks me if i'd watch him fer an hour in da mornin so he can go to parole...i can't really say no so wut da furk?..lol...
so this mornin i had sir grunts alot..he slept da whole time again, no muss no fuss,lol...so here i am changin cakie..n she says.."i luv mango"... i reply.."well sumone hasta i guess"..LOL..she has a huge crush on him, it irks me,lol..
this week will prolly be anotha annoyin, rainy, cabin fever havin, boring week..only thing i have to look forward to is friday night iz the albany conquest football game wiff da montgomery gentry concert following...dat should be fun, da 2 oldest n da movie star n me..not sure where we're fittin in groceries but we'll manage...this sunday iz sir grunts alots christening...his side of da family n ours, DAT will be entertaining...lol...as fer anything else well hmmm...we have a six flags outting da following sunday n then in da middle of august iz when they're all goin campin...coopy doesn't "camp"...so i'll be home wiff cakie female bonding n prolly shoppin,lol...we did dat last year...jus me n her, tis pure heaven,lol...n then a cpl more weeks later..BACK TO SCHOOL...(hearin angels singin already) ...kk tis time fer muh "30 minute meals" show then muh GH...tty all l8ters,lol..
coopy
p.s. BTW I found "Junior" first thing this mornin while alex wuz whinin dat he had looked everywhere n givin me attitude sayin he couldn't find it..i looked ova timmys dresser n he had fallen behind..i got him n rubbed it in alex's face.."timmy u can ALWAYS rely on mommy"......i'm da chit fer mom, lmao....timmys soo happy now tho, he hugged him tigt, wrapped him in his "where are yous" (his blankee)..n put him on da recliner...
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