iz it September yet?...grrrr
i kno i kno....it jus ended last week but DAYUMMM...they don't make enuff excedrin to keep up wiff me...lol...
hope ya'll recovered from last weeks novel...i expect eileen back this weekend from da honeymoon n she'll gimmie da details i missed afta leavin...i'll also see iffen i can tag along fer countryfest ...i also will spare ya guys n try to be as brief as possible...long winded coopy?..come on now...lol....
thursday wuz da last day of school...all i can say iz dat standing down at da busstop i wasn't da only parent cringin..lol..BUT...their kids are goin to summer camp..i have so damn many kids its camp coopy everyday,lol...no really i'm not sendin mine to camp fer a cpl years...hell i have da furkin pool, might as well keep em home n use it b4 it collapses again,lol..next time it does..da movie star has declared he's gonna have a nice big round...GARDEN...LOL..oh n one of them there inflatable pools,lol...my mom said.."why don't ya get yer own inground pool kit n do it yerself.."...to which danny n gary both looked at her like she wuz da furkin antichrist..lol...which may not be so far from da truth!!,lol.....
friday...oh gawd, can't we just skip friday?..it blew holes in cheerios, fer real...kids home their first day were fightin so bad i jus wanted to cry..then..fri. night...he comes home...now mind you, i'm a smart woman..(don't laff i jus play it up in yahell )...lol..anywho...he gets out of da bananamobile n instantly i knew...he wuz drunk...i jus knew...he gets this goofy perma smile, n walks even more fairy-ish...i could feel muh blood boilin!!!...sittin here now thinkin bout it i'm gettin upset...so anyway...i'm instantly pissed..he furked up the kids mc'y d's order...to which they bugged on me...n i'm just pissed...thinkin bout how he does this..yet again knowin how pissed it makes me n iz totally irresponsible...he'd prolly shit readin this me layin it all out here but hey..FURK HIM...i wuz so mad i coulda...nevamind...so lisa comes in, n i get ready...i start talkin to him n of course i'm turned into da bad guy, but i wuzn't standin fer it...i let him have it right in da kitchen, n we argued a bit...then he goes out with his perma smile n moves da truck so i could get out...i drove, cuz hey lemme see...DATS DA RESPONSIBLE THING...furker...we barely spoke thru shoppin, no biggie...i wuzn't carin...then at da van he's puttin stuff in..n he starts goin on bout since he's the big jerk anyway he'd tell me bout his shitty day n why he wuz drinkin...oh fer da luv of god cry me a river big man....i let him have it again right in da furkin parkin lot...n i wuz fired up...i ended up in tears, not ashamed to say, n got in da van..peckerhead soon followed (although muh gut wuz tellin me to drive home wiffout him n let him fairysache his arse home)...i drove home n bout 2 minutes into dat drive, he got all apologetic...wuteva...now by this time who of all people iz at muh house?..DA FRUIT...LOL...i composed muhself n as soon as i got in da door n heard.."mom did u get da cookie crisp"..muh life wuz normal once again...kids were screamin everywhere cuz mango has em all over his head n piggy back this one n that one...i put da groceries away n lisa sat with me while da movie star n da fruit stayed outside to "bond"...uhhuh ova lil brown bag......i knew i wuz in fer a long night...lisa n i sat n watched Halloween 5...i had timmy, chris, n cakie convinced michael myers iz a clown, lmao..timmy says.."whys dat lil girl runnin away from him?"...i say.."aww hunny she doesn't want him to tell her a joke..some people don't like clowns.."...LMAO...alex is there rollin his eyes n laffin..furker,lol..all da bad parts we changed ova to da weather channel tho...lol...then fric n frac come in n ate pizza...da movie star ended up on da kitchen floor.....then after they left, i put the kids to bed, he barely participated, but long enuff to fall asleep in between timmy n cakies beds...GRRRRRR ...i wuz fumin so bad i couldn't think of chattin...so i went n got timmy n cakie outta bed n took em with me...dat wuz at 10...by 1 i'd say timmy finally fell asleep, damn insomniac,lol...
saturday wuz more or less kiss up day, no garage projects, no yardwork...no calls from friends comin up to pass thru grand central station..we watched movies, n jus hung out..acted like nuttin happened n when asked wuz more er' less an "overreaction" ...no details peeps but bein dat "smart woman"...i kno it wuz pretty much a story i got fer an added effect excuse to get da blame off wut i wuz pissed bout... men, they neva learn...sooo anywho...sat. night we all hopped in da family bus n headed ova to da motherlesbianinlaws who wuz now home from vacation...we hadda lil visit, kids ate her outta house n home, we got presents, lol...i got candles woohoo,lol...cakie got lip gloss n body glitter ..WTF she's 3!!!!!......i'd tell ya she luvs it but dat'd mean i actually let her keep it,lol..ask again in like 10 years iffen i can find it dat iz,lol...back at da ranch da movie star n i watched a movie..a furkin movie dat lasted 3 damn hours, 3 very long damn hours...i wuz exhausticated...lol...
i told ya this would be short...LOL
sunday, i made breakfast, n he wuz out doin yardwork at bout 7 am...we hadda get da house n backyard in order cuz we were havin chris' lil graduation party at 2...wuz a good lil party, i say lil, cuz its half da size of a normal party,lol...mom, n lisa, n da fruit n kiwi...muh aunt n uncle wiff muh cousin n her lil hs gf...motherlesbianinlaw n "casey" n great gram...n da 3 aunties,lol...(da blue haired group...)...oh n then theres my clan,lol..so small...n it was a beautiful day so it wuz all outdoors...less cleanup,lol..after dat it wuz pretty much jus chillin out...
so far this week i've been taxi once...alex's friend connor wanted alex to go to his house so we scheduled a "date" fer yesterday...i drop him off n omg mr creepy dad(has da stature of leatherface n da look of bart simpson..)...comes over to talk...says to get him at 4...wuteverrr...so i go back at 4 n da whole family iz outside...they have 3 boys n not only does connor look like dat chucky doll from da scary movie but so do his 2 younger brothers ...
mr creepy dad called me earlier today, n asked if conor could come ova tomorrow.."sure that'll be great, i'm here everyday"..."well thats wonderful...i'm home everyday as well".. PLEASE tell me dats not an insinuation..good gawd,lol...yikes so now i have 5 kids tomorrow...OH DA JOY...lol, n he looks like chucky ...
ok da movie star jus came in n said.."you should save all those to disc n when ya have a bunch you should publish em"...LMFAO..."ya think?"... if he only furkin knew all da stuff i say...lol...he wouldn't be sayin dat i'm sure!!!!!..LMFAO...hehehe...too damn furkin funny...lol..ok ok...dats alls i gots fer now...hope everyone has a safe n happy 4th of furkin july...i have a christening on sunday (cousins todds kid...i'm STILL wonderin when he found religion..thinkin its his gf..lol)...i'm sure the church won't fall on me, last weeks church iz still standin afterall...lol...bbq after... then of course fireworks dat i could really give a shit iffen i see er' not but.."its fer da kids"...uhhuh right wuteverrrrrr,lol......kk me off like da undies i STILL don't wear...n i gotta say..HAPPY EARLY FURKIN BIRFDAY TO MUH ONE N ONLY BESTEST IN DA WHOLE WIDE WORLD I LUVS YA BRO...yup its tangs birfday on friday...give him hell....well ummm...NM, LOL....no really..happy birthday ...hugglez n cheek pecks, n iffen i had porn i'd send it to ya but chances are ya already have a copy er' 2...lol...kk muh peeps...have a great week...see ya next week fer more carpal tunnel fun times, lol...
coopy
hope ya'll recovered from last weeks novel...i expect eileen back this weekend from da honeymoon n she'll gimmie da details i missed afta leavin...i'll also see iffen i can tag along fer countryfest ...i also will spare ya guys n try to be as brief as possible...long winded coopy?..come on now...lol....
thursday wuz da last day of school...all i can say iz dat standing down at da busstop i wasn't da only parent cringin..lol..BUT...their kids are goin to summer camp..i have so damn many kids its camp coopy everyday,lol...no really i'm not sendin mine to camp fer a cpl years...hell i have da furkin pool, might as well keep em home n use it b4 it collapses again,lol..next time it does..da movie star has declared he's gonna have a nice big round...GARDEN...LOL..oh n one of them there inflatable pools,lol...my mom said.."why don't ya get yer own inground pool kit n do it yerself.."...to which danny n gary both looked at her like she wuz da furkin antichrist..lol...which may not be so far from da truth!!,lol.....
friday...oh gawd, can't we just skip friday?..it blew holes in cheerios, fer real...kids home their first day were fightin so bad i jus wanted to cry..then..fri. night...he comes home...now mind you, i'm a smart woman..(don't laff i jus play it up in yahell )...lol..anywho...he gets out of da bananamobile n instantly i knew...he wuz drunk...i jus knew...he gets this goofy perma smile, n walks even more fairy-ish...i could feel muh blood boilin!!!...sittin here now thinkin bout it i'm gettin upset...so anyway...i'm instantly pissed..he furked up the kids mc'y d's order...to which they bugged on me...n i'm just pissed...thinkin bout how he does this..yet again knowin how pissed it makes me n iz totally irresponsible...he'd prolly shit readin this me layin it all out here but hey..FURK HIM...i wuz so mad i coulda...nevamind...so lisa comes in, n i get ready...i start talkin to him n of course i'm turned into da bad guy, but i wuzn't standin fer it...i let him have it right in da kitchen, n we argued a bit...then he goes out with his perma smile n moves da truck so i could get out...i drove, cuz hey lemme see...DATS DA RESPONSIBLE THING...furker...we barely spoke thru shoppin, no biggie...i wuzn't carin...then at da van he's puttin stuff in..n he starts goin on bout since he's the big jerk anyway he'd tell me bout his shitty day n why he wuz drinkin...oh fer da luv of god cry me a river big man....i let him have it again right in da furkin parkin lot...n i wuz fired up...i ended up in tears, not ashamed to say, n got in da van..peckerhead soon followed (although muh gut wuz tellin me to drive home wiffout him n let him fairysache his arse home)...i drove home n bout 2 minutes into dat drive, he got all apologetic...wuteva...now by this time who of all people iz at muh house?..DA FRUIT...LOL...i composed muhself n as soon as i got in da door n heard.."mom did u get da cookie crisp"..muh life wuz normal once again...kids were screamin everywhere cuz mango has em all over his head n piggy back this one n that one...i put da groceries away n lisa sat with me while da movie star n da fruit stayed outside to "bond"...uhhuh ova lil brown bag......i knew i wuz in fer a long night...lisa n i sat n watched Halloween 5...i had timmy, chris, n cakie convinced michael myers iz a clown, lmao..timmy says.."whys dat lil girl runnin away from him?"...i say.."aww hunny she doesn't want him to tell her a joke..some people don't like clowns.."...LMAO...alex is there rollin his eyes n laffin..furker,lol..all da bad parts we changed ova to da weather channel tho...lol...then fric n frac come in n ate pizza...da movie star ended up on da kitchen floor.....then after they left, i put the kids to bed, he barely participated, but long enuff to fall asleep in between timmy n cakies beds...GRRRRRR ...i wuz fumin so bad i couldn't think of chattin...so i went n got timmy n cakie outta bed n took em with me...dat wuz at 10...by 1 i'd say timmy finally fell asleep, damn insomniac,lol...
saturday wuz more or less kiss up day, no garage projects, no yardwork...no calls from friends comin up to pass thru grand central station..we watched movies, n jus hung out..acted like nuttin happened n when asked wuz more er' less an "overreaction" ...no details peeps but bein dat "smart woman"...i kno it wuz pretty much a story i got fer an added effect excuse to get da blame off wut i wuz pissed bout... men, they neva learn...sooo anywho...sat. night we all hopped in da family bus n headed ova to da motherlesbianinlaws who wuz now home from vacation...we hadda lil visit, kids ate her outta house n home, we got presents, lol...i got candles woohoo,lol...cakie got lip gloss n body glitter ..WTF she's 3!!!!!......i'd tell ya she luvs it but dat'd mean i actually let her keep it,lol..ask again in like 10 years iffen i can find it dat iz,lol...back at da ranch da movie star n i watched a movie..a furkin movie dat lasted 3 damn hours, 3 very long damn hours...i wuz exhausticated...lol...
i told ya this would be short...LOL
sunday, i made breakfast, n he wuz out doin yardwork at bout 7 am...we hadda get da house n backyard in order cuz we were havin chris' lil graduation party at 2...wuz a good lil party, i say lil, cuz its half da size of a normal party,lol...mom, n lisa, n da fruit n kiwi...muh aunt n uncle wiff muh cousin n her lil hs gf...motherlesbianinlaw n "casey" n great gram...n da 3 aunties,lol...(da blue haired group...)...oh n then theres my clan,lol..so small...n it was a beautiful day so it wuz all outdoors...less cleanup,lol..after dat it wuz pretty much jus chillin out...
so far this week i've been taxi once...alex's friend connor wanted alex to go to his house so we scheduled a "date" fer yesterday...i drop him off n omg mr creepy dad(has da stature of leatherface n da look of bart simpson..)...comes over to talk...says to get him at 4...wuteverrr...so i go back at 4 n da whole family iz outside...they have 3 boys n not only does connor look like dat chucky doll from da scary movie but so do his 2 younger brothers ...
mr creepy dad called me earlier today, n asked if conor could come ova tomorrow.."sure that'll be great, i'm here everyday"..."well thats wonderful...i'm home everyday as well".. PLEASE tell me dats not an insinuation..good gawd,lol...yikes so now i have 5 kids tomorrow...OH DA JOY...lol, n he looks like chucky ...
ok da movie star jus came in n said.."you should save all those to disc n when ya have a bunch you should publish em"...LMFAO..."ya think?"... if he only furkin knew all da stuff i say...lol...he wouldn't be sayin dat i'm sure!!!!!..LMFAO...hehehe...too damn furkin funny...lol..ok ok...dats alls i gots fer now...hope everyone has a safe n happy 4th of furkin july...i have a christening on sunday (cousins todds kid...i'm STILL wonderin when he found religion..thinkin its his gf..lol)...i'm sure the church won't fall on me, last weeks church iz still standin afterall...lol...bbq after... then of course fireworks dat i could really give a shit iffen i see er' not but.."its fer da kids"...uhhuh right wuteverrrrrr,lol......kk me off like da undies i STILL don't wear...n i gotta say..HAPPY EARLY FURKIN BIRFDAY TO MUH ONE N ONLY BESTEST IN DA WHOLE WIDE WORLD I LUVS YA BRO...yup its tangs birfday on friday...give him hell....well ummm...NM, LOL....no really..happy birthday ...hugglez n cheek pecks, n iffen i had porn i'd send it to ya but chances are ya already have a copy er' 2...lol...kk muh peeps...have a great week...see ya next week fer more carpal tunnel fun times, lol...
coopy
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