furkin fruits...
ok i'm super impatient now...status is that she is walkin round 2 centimeters...n gates jr. says iffen she's still hangin round' fer friday he's gonna hook her up to a stress test then between fruit juniors assement n lisa they will decide on whether er' not to induce...WUT DA FURK i say...damnit i went early all 4 times, this chit sux moose cock...LOL...so here i sit, STILL waitin on da phone ta ring...tonight she calls, asks me some really gay question bout laundry detergent er' some chit n i'm like "grrrrrrr"...she's like "oh sorry"...LOL...i'm very much right now...we're in a holding pattern folks...STILL...i can't take much more holdin i tell ya,lol...i'm da kid dat when christmas came i carefully opened muh presents dat were under da tree then closed em up n replaced da tape right exactly where it was, lmao...hates surprises...n waitin round to see when muh phones gonna ring is literally makin me insane...(not dat i wasn't b4...LOL)..ok shup peanut gallery ...oh n as fer father fruit..well last i knew he is set to get out in mid june..wuteva happened ta may 21 hellifiknow, so i jus shush...lol...
ahhh anywho...i'm LOVIN da new kitchen...took time gettin used to da stove n well even da microwave...lol...timmys poor chicken nuggets got fried first few times i used da new mic,lol...he's like.."mom?"...LOL...movie star n i got into it bout da new stove n grease..LOL...furker pissed me off...lol, got ova it tho ..i'm da cook wut can he say?..lmao...won't affect da weekend getaway...well dat won't at least...ya see...member' dat getaway i wuz plannin fer july?..well ya see coopy likes adventure,lol...i had a nice hotel picked out n a day at six flags planned...come to see on da news a week er' two later doesn't a guy die on da superman roller coaster......says to da movie star..."say ummmm....guy died on da roller coaster at da six flags we're goin to "..he says.."ohhhhhhhh great, n u wanna take ME there?"...LOL..."ok so we'll rethink it?"....dats in a holding pattern too, lmao...holdin onta its not gonna happen,lol...BUT...countryfest is the weekend before n i'm thinkin i could be quite happy bein there wiff keith urban ...movie star will complain (as always bout muh country infatuation,lol) but hey...tis either da hillbilly music er' death by coaster..his choice ...oh n on top of countryfest...aren't we in da truck friday night n the dj (after i changed da channel to country of course )..say that he's givin away tickets to da kenny chesney show ...WHOA..back it up buttercup...kenny?..here?..concert?..gary quickly fumbles to change da channel n i near whacked his arm off,lol..yes sure enuff...august 12th.. i'm like.."ya kno i'm goin right?".."ya kno ya better get me good seats fer dat one?"..."gonna plant a bug in someones ear down there at da grease pit huh?.."...LOL...i better go..lol..da wrath of darlene ain't too pretty,...
k so last week i started feelin..well not right,lol...knew i knew this feelin, n what it wuz, n why i have it blah blah blah..n knew i needed to go see da doc so she could hook me up wiff da goods,lol...so yes, i broke down n went to da docs, yes alert da media...n sure enuff..UTI..now before ya go thinkin its cuz imma supafreak in da bedroom...(i am BUTpurty good wiff da skillz,lol).it's ENTIRELY muh fault, n nope, has nuffin to do wiff how often da bunny usage is either,lol...ya see peeps..i'm jus not a pee'er ..been told i am camel-like...i can go all day, lol..it's soooooooo ten kindsa wrong but imma holder,lol..jus like dat,lol...wayyyyyyyyyyy too much info but hey, u love it, lol...anywho...dats how me gots it, n sure enuff i was right,lol..had one a time er' two b4,lol..i gotta take bonnie n clyde cuz no ones around to watch em'...so in this closet like room ya have me, timmy n cakie...sittin all nice n quiet until da doc comes in..then it was a room free for all.....timmys pumpin up da blood pressure machine, cakies playin wiff da stirrups on da table, papers rustlin, drawers openin n closin..geez,lol.n they KNO i can't yell cuz theres someone else present,lol..we were out quick tho,lol..outside da docs they have ducks cuz theres a pond right there...so we go to da van n theres no ducks round' our way... but i let them watch fer a bit while i answered da cell (hopin it was lisa..NO..)...movie star checkin on me..lol..then i turn around n see a duck comin across da pond to us.."i'm like cool..look guys here comes one, maybe he'll come close"..CLOSE?...LMAO..this fucker got up outta da water n started to climb on da rocks..mind u theres no fence n like 10 feet er' less between us, jus a gaurd rail......cakie got freaked n backed up..but theres timmy.."comere duckie duck"......fucker starts comin...i'm like "lets go..NOW"..LOL..duck was like shit u ya no cracker havin lady..lol..n went back to da water,lol..enuff excitement fer me i tell ya,lol...off to da pharmacy, give da chick who wuz purty cute i must say..(oh btw movie star has brought it to muh attention that the women i usually oogle n pick out have big asses, lmao...i denied it but i gotta pay attention now,lol..furker)...so when she calls me back up she's like.."k, yer insurance will only pay fer 10 at a time".."ummm ok?"...she's like..."you have 4 left"..."ummm ok?"..."u seem puzzled?"..."ya think?...umm ok she said take 1 a day fer 7 days.....how do i get 14?.."...ok this chick had no clue..the chick next to her had no clue..oh well i have 10 pills yay me, n iffen i feel da burn again before 2005 i'm set fer 4 pills, works fer me...LOL...gotta say that damn antibiotic furked up muh sex drive..hell i didn't even wanna think bout sex...lol...tonight i got brave tho...lol...dropped muh drawers n said find muh mood,lol..he found it, lmao...i still work, lol...yay me,lol...
da dress fer da wedding will be here friday...oh joy,lol...means its gettin closer, lol..nerves are settin in,lol...i gotta walk like an ass in front of all those peeps down dat furkin long ass aisle in those gargantuan heels n pray ta god almighty he keeps me vertical.....jus hope no one tells me ta "break a leg"...cuz imma thinkin i literally may,lol...
muh weekend wuz really quiet...sunday danny came ova to help fix da pool.....fer those of ya who dunno da pool saga..coopy had a pool, above ground.filter busted n ripped da liner winter 2001-02..replaced da liner n filter...furker collapsed back winter 2002-03...daddy n his international bank supplied us wiff a new one...well winter 2003-04 started to buckle on one panel ...they fixed it, n they say (yeah right)..it'll last us a few more years ...anywho...its runnin n jus bout to rock now,lol...then the guys cleaned up the yards n stuff..muh neighbors were havin a party fer their sons fiances' graduation n invited us all ova...we had jus ordered dinner n i was knee deep in piles of laundry so i chose to stay back while they all went ova n were force fed, lmao..next thing i kno movie star came in with choc covered strawberries n plopped em in da frig fer me..(psst i think he likes me,lol)...then after a bit the bell rings..muh neighbors son is standin there with a piece of cake...omg now da 411 on muh neighbors son...HOT HOT N MO HOT..omg he has a chest to die for,lol..n arms, n omg ass, lol...n wow his eyes too,lol..anywho..wow i'm havin hot flashes,lol..movie star refers to him as "muh boyfriend"...jus cuz he's a shit dat way,lol..now peeps, coopy doesn't eat cake so i'm all like "aww ya didn't hafta do this"...n he's chit chattin with me as i'm tinglin in muh special parts, lol..kiddin i wasn't but wow dat close,lol...he invited me over but i told him i hadda do laundry n he understood..hey he comes from a large family too,lol...lil bit later i go on the porch when hubby n danny n the kids came back over..i'm like "n i don't even eat cake but how could i refuse?'...lol...garys like..'i knew ya wouldn't,lol'..n danny says.."why ya think we waited 10 minutes to come back ova?..we knew you'd go rub one out.."...gawd, lmao...such an ass,lol...i assure ya i didn't,lol..jus saved his face fer a lata date wiff da movie star , lmaoooo...
see, this is whatcha call a slow week..i'm tired as hell n we're gettin hit storm after storm so i'm gonna call it quits fer this week...spank hun i'm soooooooooooo glad ta kno ya home n doin well gf..get betta so we can think bout sluts some more, lmao...everyone stay safe this holiday weekend, party but don't party too hard,lol..yeah right,lol...jus b careful..me luvs ya'll...n fer da luv of god almighty say a prayer baby fruit makes his entrance already...furkin fruits,lol...laters taters,lol...it's killin me, i wanna baby,LOL...
coopy
ahhh anywho...i'm LOVIN da new kitchen...took time gettin used to da stove n well even da microwave...lol...timmys poor chicken nuggets got fried first few times i used da new mic,lol...he's like.."mom?"...LOL...movie star n i got into it bout da new stove n grease..LOL...furker pissed me off...lol, got ova it tho ..i'm da cook wut can he say?..lmao...won't affect da weekend getaway...well dat won't at least...ya see...member' dat getaway i wuz plannin fer july?..well ya see coopy likes adventure,lol...i had a nice hotel picked out n a day at six flags planned...come to see on da news a week er' two later doesn't a guy die on da superman roller coaster......says to da movie star..."say ummmm....guy died on da roller coaster at da six flags we're goin to "..he says.."ohhhhhhhh great, n u wanna take ME there?"...LOL..."ok so we'll rethink it?"....dats in a holding pattern too, lmao...holdin onta its not gonna happen,lol...BUT...countryfest is the weekend before n i'm thinkin i could be quite happy bein there wiff keith urban ...movie star will complain (as always bout muh country infatuation,lol) but hey...tis either da hillbilly music er' death by coaster..his choice ...oh n on top of countryfest...aren't we in da truck friday night n the dj (after i changed da channel to country of course )..say that he's givin away tickets to da kenny chesney show ...WHOA..back it up buttercup...kenny?..here?..concert?..gary quickly fumbles to change da channel n i near whacked his arm off,lol..yes sure enuff...august 12th.. i'm like.."ya kno i'm goin right?".."ya kno ya better get me good seats fer dat one?"..."gonna plant a bug in someones ear down there at da grease pit huh?.."...LOL...i better go..lol..da wrath of darlene ain't too pretty,...
k so last week i started feelin..well not right,lol...knew i knew this feelin, n what it wuz, n why i have it blah blah blah..n knew i needed to go see da doc so she could hook me up wiff da goods,lol...so yes, i broke down n went to da docs, yes alert da media...n sure enuff..UTI..now before ya go thinkin its cuz imma supafreak in da bedroom...(i am BUTpurty good wiff da skillz,lol).it's ENTIRELY muh fault, n nope, has nuffin to do wiff how often da bunny usage is either,lol...ya see peeps..i'm jus not a pee'er ..been told i am camel-like...i can go all day, lol..it's soooooooo ten kindsa wrong but imma holder,lol..jus like dat,lol...wayyyyyyyyyyy too much info but hey, u love it, lol...anywho...dats how me gots it, n sure enuff i was right,lol..had one a time er' two b4,lol..i gotta take bonnie n clyde cuz no ones around to watch em'...so in this closet like room ya have me, timmy n cakie...sittin all nice n quiet until da doc comes in..then it was a room free for all.....timmys pumpin up da blood pressure machine, cakies playin wiff da stirrups on da table, papers rustlin, drawers openin n closin..geez,lol.n they KNO i can't yell cuz theres someone else present,lol..we were out quick tho,lol..outside da docs they have ducks cuz theres a pond right there...so we go to da van n theres no ducks round' our way... but i let them watch fer a bit while i answered da cell (hopin it was lisa..NO..)...movie star checkin on me..lol..then i turn around n see a duck comin across da pond to us.."i'm like cool..look guys here comes one, maybe he'll come close"..CLOSE?...LMAO..this fucker got up outta da water n started to climb on da rocks..mind u theres no fence n like 10 feet er' less between us, jus a gaurd rail......cakie got freaked n backed up..but theres timmy.."comere duckie duck"......fucker starts comin...i'm like "lets go..NOW"..LOL..duck was like shit u ya no cracker havin lady..lol..n went back to da water,lol..enuff excitement fer me i tell ya,lol...off to da pharmacy, give da chick who wuz purty cute i must say..(oh btw movie star has brought it to muh attention that the women i usually oogle n pick out have big asses, lmao...i denied it but i gotta pay attention now,lol..furker)...so when she calls me back up she's like.."k, yer insurance will only pay fer 10 at a time".."ummm ok?"...she's like..."you have 4 left"..."ummm ok?"..."u seem puzzled?"..."ya think?...umm ok she said take 1 a day fer 7 days.....how do i get 14?.."...ok this chick had no clue..the chick next to her had no clue..oh well i have 10 pills yay me, n iffen i feel da burn again before 2005 i'm set fer 4 pills, works fer me...LOL...gotta say that damn antibiotic furked up muh sex drive..hell i didn't even wanna think bout sex...lol...tonight i got brave tho...lol...dropped muh drawers n said find muh mood,lol..he found it, lmao...i still work, lol...yay me,lol...
da dress fer da wedding will be here friday...oh joy,lol...means its gettin closer, lol..nerves are settin in,lol...i gotta walk like an ass in front of all those peeps down dat furkin long ass aisle in those gargantuan heels n pray ta god almighty he keeps me vertical.....jus hope no one tells me ta "break a leg"...cuz imma thinkin i literally may,lol...
muh weekend wuz really quiet...sunday danny came ova to help fix da pool.....fer those of ya who dunno da pool saga..coopy had a pool, above ground.filter busted n ripped da liner winter 2001-02..replaced da liner n filter...furker collapsed back winter 2002-03...daddy n his international bank supplied us wiff a new one...well winter 2003-04 started to buckle on one panel ...they fixed it, n they say (yeah right)..it'll last us a few more years ...anywho...its runnin n jus bout to rock now,lol...then the guys cleaned up the yards n stuff..muh neighbors were havin a party fer their sons fiances' graduation n invited us all ova...we had jus ordered dinner n i was knee deep in piles of laundry so i chose to stay back while they all went ova n were force fed, lmao..next thing i kno movie star came in with choc covered strawberries n plopped em in da frig fer me..(psst i think he likes me,lol)...then after a bit the bell rings..muh neighbors son is standin there with a piece of cake...omg now da 411 on muh neighbors son...HOT HOT N MO HOT..omg he has a chest to die for,lol..n arms, n omg ass, lol...n wow his eyes too,lol..anywho..wow i'm havin hot flashes,lol..movie star refers to him as "muh boyfriend"...jus cuz he's a shit dat way,lol..now peeps, coopy doesn't eat cake so i'm all like "aww ya didn't hafta do this"...n he's chit chattin with me as i'm tinglin in muh special parts, lol..kiddin i wasn't but wow dat close,lol...he invited me over but i told him i hadda do laundry n he understood..hey he comes from a large family too,lol...lil bit later i go on the porch when hubby n danny n the kids came back over..i'm like "n i don't even eat cake but how could i refuse?'...lol...garys like..'i knew ya wouldn't,lol'..n danny says.."why ya think we waited 10 minutes to come back ova?..we knew you'd go rub one out.."...gawd, lmao...such an ass,lol...i assure ya i didn't,lol..jus saved his face fer a lata date wiff da movie star , lmaoooo...
see, this is whatcha call a slow week..i'm tired as hell n we're gettin hit storm after storm so i'm gonna call it quits fer this week...spank hun i'm soooooooooooo glad ta kno ya home n doin well gf..get betta so we can think bout sluts some more, lmao...everyone stay safe this holiday weekend, party but don't party too hard,lol..yeah right,lol...jus b careful..me luvs ya'll...n fer da luv of god almighty say a prayer baby fruit makes his entrance already...furkin fruits,lol...laters taters,lol...it's killin me, i wanna baby,LOL...
coopy
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