i dread typin it but ya'll enjoy muh hand cramps..so...ENJOY!..LOL
ok well this week wasn't as exciting as last but hey, lol...dats muh life...lol...
wednesday night mom calls n decides she needs this "thing" she bought assembled n being dat dad has no patience it is of the utmost importance dat we come up thursday night so da movie star can assemble it (god forbid the box gets wet in the rain )..so i jus say yes...being dat da international bank of dad is so generous..what can da movie star do but say uhhuh n head up there to meet us after a long day of work,lol...when da movie star got home he was less than elated about this turn of events but agreed we hadda...i was k wiff it cuz i got outta cookin n cleanin after da meal,lol..woohoo me,lol...at bout 4 thursday(after franticly tryin to squeeze in homework, next days clothes n lunch money fer da older boys n muh general hospital ) we loaded up da sweet pickles van n headed north,lol..here i am drivin n i realize i left muh cell phone n wallet at home...prayin i don't get pulled ova..so i press on,lol...da rebel i am..n i come upon a stop light...in front of me facin da opposite way theres a cop.....he's on da cell phone.....k peeps up here dats like illegal n a $250 fine.....n he's jus blabbin away..so what do i do?..i drive past him n lay on da horn,lol...got nuffin from it jus a smirk on muh face,lol..i made it to mom n dads n dad greets us at da door...the kids all go in, i'm last...n he looks at me n smirks (dat same smirk i get when i'm ready to say some smartass comment,lol)....n he goes.."what the hell color is dat?"... "thx fer da support dad"...n i just laffed....i'm honestly not sure bout it yet muhself...i like it but i don't like it.....stay tuned it'll morph again soon i'm sure...LOL...ok ok..so inside i snatch up "sir grunts alot"..lmao...dats muh lil pet name fer da baby,lol...he's doin real good..he's so sweet, n shhhhh...he looks like christopher,lol......movie star showed up after work, changed outta his deisel fume wardrobe then got right to assemblin the "thing"...ok the "thing" was an 8 foot by 8 foot canopy with a swing arm, but gigantic,lol...np he threw it together as dad cooked n then we got to sit down to eat...LOL...(is it ever dat easy?)...nahhh u kno betta,lol...i hadda give up "sir grunts alot" to lisa to get the 4 kiddies their dinner..then we sat down...dinner was steak n potatoes wiff corn on da cob..so that bein said muh kids basically had corn, lol..wiff the exceptions of cakie n chris who eat anything,lol...so the 4 kids are eatin in da kitchen n then theres, lisa, dad, mom, me, gravy gram (opal still needs to forward dat edition cuz you'd roll)..n da movie star...we're eatin n then all of a sudden timmys next to me n da movie star lookin at me sayin.."whts up bebe?"...n smirkin (same smirk),lol...we laff but it jus egged him on more...he wasn't doin dinner he decides to go around da adult table annoyin da furk outta everyone,lol...then he goes into the kitchen n gets in alexs' face..alex is eatin his corn on da cob n usin it in a side to side pointin motion says to timmy.."follow the corn>>>>that way"...lisa bout choked wiff laffter,lol..she's like "omg thats so darlene"..LOL...ok ok so imma bad influence,lol..we didn't stay long so they're weren't too many stories outta dat dinner but i'm sure more dinners are comin, they need da patio set put out n da wooden swing put up so we'll be invited fer "dinner" some sunday soon i'm imaginin,lol...all in all jus seemed like alotta stress fer a 3 hour visit being as we hadda come home in time fer school bedtime...so i'm drivin da sweet pickles van home loaded wiff whiney kids who wanted to ride in "daddys truck"...n he's followin me home...we get home n he's like "jesus i hadda stay wayyy back from ya"...i'm like "why? "..n he goes.."cuz every damn woman ya went past ya slowed down..."...LOL...sad but true, gawd i'm as bad as a guy ...
friday night i wanted to go out to dinner but i don't always get wut i want,lol...motherlesbianinlaw was a lil late so i scratched dat idea not wantin to tie her up all night keepin her from "casey"...LOL..she comes in with a bag fer "sir grunts alot", so i call up da house, mom answers n i tell her bout da gift.."oh thats nice..lisas feedin the baby"...then.."she has some pretty big news, but i'll let her tell ya".....but mom being mom cannot hold anything fer longer than 2 seconds before it begins to fester,lol.."t.j. (aka..convict fruit boy..aka "sir grunts alots'" dad)..is gettin out monday"... ughhhh...well there goes me babysittin ...i have very mixed feelings here n i guess dats understandle but still i gotta say.."FURK"...ok i feel better...i guess its a good thing, then again i'm not livin with him...i've heard he's a "natural" with the baby...jus hope he doesn't plan on sellin him ..sry dat was mean but grrrr...i have muh eyes on dat one .......ok ok anywho...we go grocery shoppin n i'm like sayin i need all these spices n kitchen gadgets..so movie star suggests goin ova to da dollar store.."good idea...glad i thought of it" was muh reply, LOL..i'm such a shit...so we shoot across da street n go in..passin mr habib on da way...they creep me out,lol..i swear one day i'll run into an indian i've pissed off online..furkers...i grab muh spices, he grabs da kitchen gadgets n he's ready but i'm like impulse buyin..lol..furkin grocery store didn't have muh lays dill pickle chips those bastards...so i see at da dollar store that theres this no name brand of dill pickle chips, i grab em..da movie star shoots me this look of..omg are u a retard?..LOL..hey they're dill pickle they gotta be good, lol..so we check outta there n i'm still grabbin stuff, lol...he's like "geez woman you can stop anytime now"..i grabbed a pen wiff da statue of liberty on top n i'm like.."this is all timmy...k i'm done"..it's true tho...muh son timmy is infatuated wiff da statue of liberty..thinkin it's eva since we watched ghostbusters 2 ..he's muh son..mine..he ain't sposed' to be right,lol...hey he appreciated it tho...
weekend was pretty much slow goin n relaxin...well as slow goin as grand central station can be..hubbys friends in n out, their kids, mine,lol..saturday they left kinda early...the batmobile was done so his buddy rich took it..yayyyyy right?...well lemme tell ya...movie star says to me after work friday.."i have good news n bad news"...."batmobile is done n gone.."..."but peters car is comin up sunday for work, dannys comin up n puttin the jeep on the front lawn n his dads bringin his car up next to put up for sale on da lawn...oh n i bought another car but i already have 3 buyers for it"...muh facial expression......I CAN'T WIN!!!!...LOL...FURK FURK FURK...ok i vented,lol...alex hadda birthday party saturday n after dat i got some sun...i'm all layin out, i left da movie star in to get the kids to nap..so i'm near sleep stage layin on muh tummy..next thing i know he comes out..no prob prolly gonna clean da pool...i'm relaxin... furkin furker pulled muh bathing suit bottoms down......ok i never moved so quick in muh life...pull em back up then uttered an obscenity or two, lol..furker,lol...was funny tho...summa's jus startin tho... revenge will be sweet ..stay tuned,lol...
sunday...grand central station n garage opened like at 9 am...lol...i didn't even get muh sunday breakfast damnit.......lol...rich n danny showed up first..dannys a riot...i'm cleanin da house n shit n realize i neva marinated da meat fer da kabobs sat. night..so i go out on da porch n tell gary...garys response.."well u can marinate my meat"..danny.."Doh!"..rich laughs..n muh response was.."i did dat last night n da night before..no really?"...LOL...danny says.."n why wasn't I a part of this?.."..LOL...movie star tells me to get to marinatin it now fer later n i turn to walk away...danny goes.."hey jessica alba?...(ok da hair iz dark now so it's open season fer new remarks,lol...)...whats the purpose of a wife?..."..."what?"...i'm jus smirkin cuz i know it's some smartass joke...he says.."to transport sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom"......n as if that wasn't enuff..."why's a bride wear white?"..."why?"..."to match the other appliances".....fer da luv of gawd these are da movie stars friends...LOL...robbie his otha friend gets here..i'm in da kitchen cuttin veggies n he walks in.."what the hell happened to you?"...again i explain da ever changin hair color, LOL..then he assures me it looks better than the blond..ok fine, get out there with the others, lmao..next in walks peter n his lil girl samantha (which timmy believes n says her name is amanda..)...it was kinda rainin off n on so the kids are all inside makin me insane n i was freezin muh ass off...so i'm sittin on da couch watchin storm of da century n peter comes in n sits down..he's not too grease monkey inclined so he'd rather torture me n relax on da chair thinkin he's gonna take ova muh tv n put it on da history channel to bore everyone to tears..lol..come to find out he likes dat movie so we're watchin it..i say..."i'm furkin freezin"...realizin after da fact who was there..lol...he says.."well comere i'll warm you up"...i'm like.." ummm no.."...n he smirks n in true peter fashion says.."well i was just being nice n offerin don't go gettin all bitchy with me, lol"..LOL...he's an ass,lol...sweetheart but a pervy ass,lol..after everyone finally left we ate n then hadda get all the kids ready fer monday...i'm in da bathroom gettin their toothbrushes ready n timmy comes in.."i gotta go pee mom"..ok go...he's takin his lil leak n looks at me n says.."mom..u got a big butt..".. "well gee thx timmy"...he lets out a lil giggle then.."yer welcome mom..looks like grandmas.."......i go out n exclaim to hubby.."ok i USED to like muh son.."...i tell him n cracks up,lol...thank gawd it was their bedtime...lol....
this coopy mail is a slacka mail on account of yesterday being kindergarten field trip day...i was lookin forward to it til da movie star told me he couldn't make it..great it's me alone with chris, tuimmy n cakie in an amusement park..oh n then factor in it was to be bout 91 degrees....it really was hotter than furk...kids rode rides..n lemme tell ya...timmy n cakie are furkin daredevils...no lil cars dat go round' a track fer them...they wanted tilt a whirls n ferris wheels n umbrella things dat go like 100 feet in da air..n of course who hasta go on em?..uhhuh, i was green by da end..but not green enuff to bypass da cotton candy..FURK NO..hell who else pays 7 dollars fer 3 bags of sugar?....i wuz happy tho,lol..made it worthwhile...lol...chris had a great time tho n dats what mattered..then we came home n they all got to go swimmin..anotha hot as furk day today too they're sayin so i'll try actually gettin crisp later on i'm thinkin...i'm also thinkin i need it after da hellatious night i had on this thing last night..no details jus..furk,lol...wiff dat bein said..i'll get scootin, i'm waitin on timmys teacher n she's late as hell, a phone call woulda been nice, sheesh what if i had a bunny visit scheduled?..sheesh...lol..ok ok jus informed by 2 screamin kids that she has decided to show up, so i'm off like da underwear i don't wear,lol..laters taters...
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wednesday night mom calls n decides she needs this "thing" she bought assembled n being dat dad has no patience it is of the utmost importance dat we come up thursday night so da movie star can assemble it (god forbid the box gets wet in the rain )..so i jus say yes...being dat da international bank of dad is so generous..what can da movie star do but say uhhuh n head up there to meet us after a long day of work,lol...when da movie star got home he was less than elated about this turn of events but agreed we hadda...i was k wiff it cuz i got outta cookin n cleanin after da meal,lol..woohoo me,lol...at bout 4 thursday(after franticly tryin to squeeze in homework, next days clothes n lunch money fer da older boys n muh general hospital ) we loaded up da sweet pickles van n headed north,lol..here i am drivin n i realize i left muh cell phone n wallet at home...prayin i don't get pulled ova..so i press on,lol...da rebel i am..n i come upon a stop light...in front of me facin da opposite way theres a cop.....he's on da cell phone.....k peeps up here dats like illegal n a $250 fine.....n he's jus blabbin away..so what do i do?..i drive past him n lay on da horn,lol...got nuffin from it jus a smirk on muh face,lol..i made it to mom n dads n dad greets us at da door...the kids all go in, i'm last...n he looks at me n smirks (dat same smirk i get when i'm ready to say some smartass comment,lol)....n he goes.."what the hell color is dat?"... "thx fer da support dad"...n i just laffed....i'm honestly not sure bout it yet muhself...i like it but i don't like it.....stay tuned it'll morph again soon i'm sure...LOL...ok ok..so inside i snatch up "sir grunts alot"..lmao...dats muh lil pet name fer da baby,lol...he's doin real good..he's so sweet, n shhhhh...he looks like christopher,lol......movie star showed up after work, changed outta his deisel fume wardrobe then got right to assemblin the "thing"...ok the "thing" was an 8 foot by 8 foot canopy with a swing arm, but gigantic,lol...np he threw it together as dad cooked n then we got to sit down to eat...LOL...(is it ever dat easy?)...nahhh u kno betta,lol...i hadda give up "sir grunts alot" to lisa to get the 4 kiddies their dinner..then we sat down...dinner was steak n potatoes wiff corn on da cob..so that bein said muh kids basically had corn, lol..wiff the exceptions of cakie n chris who eat anything,lol...so the 4 kids are eatin in da kitchen n then theres, lisa, dad, mom, me, gravy gram (opal still needs to forward dat edition cuz you'd roll)..n da movie star...we're eatin n then all of a sudden timmys next to me n da movie star lookin at me sayin.."whts up bebe?"...n smirkin (same smirk),lol...we laff but it jus egged him on more...he wasn't doin dinner he decides to go around da adult table annoyin da furk outta everyone,lol...then he goes into the kitchen n gets in alexs' face..alex is eatin his corn on da cob n usin it in a side to side pointin motion says to timmy.."follow the corn>>>>that way"...lisa bout choked wiff laffter,lol..she's like "omg thats so darlene"..LOL...ok ok so imma bad influence,lol..we didn't stay long so they're weren't too many stories outta dat dinner but i'm sure more dinners are comin, they need da patio set put out n da wooden swing put up so we'll be invited fer "dinner" some sunday soon i'm imaginin,lol...all in all jus seemed like alotta stress fer a 3 hour visit being as we hadda come home in time fer school bedtime...so i'm drivin da sweet pickles van home loaded wiff whiney kids who wanted to ride in "daddys truck"...n he's followin me home...we get home n he's like "jesus i hadda stay wayyy back from ya"...i'm like "why? "..n he goes.."cuz every damn woman ya went past ya slowed down..."...LOL...sad but true, gawd i'm as bad as a guy ...
friday night i wanted to go out to dinner but i don't always get wut i want,lol...motherlesbianinlaw was a lil late so i scratched dat idea not wantin to tie her up all night keepin her from "casey"...LOL..she comes in with a bag fer "sir grunts alot", so i call up da house, mom answers n i tell her bout da gift.."oh thats nice..lisas feedin the baby"...then.."she has some pretty big news, but i'll let her tell ya".....but mom being mom cannot hold anything fer longer than 2 seconds before it begins to fester,lol.."t.j. (aka..convict fruit boy..aka "sir grunts alots'" dad)..is gettin out monday"... ughhhh...well there goes me babysittin ...i have very mixed feelings here n i guess dats understandle but still i gotta say.."FURK"...ok i feel better...i guess its a good thing, then again i'm not livin with him...i've heard he's a "natural" with the baby...jus hope he doesn't plan on sellin him ..sry dat was mean but grrrr...i have muh eyes on dat one .......ok ok anywho...we go grocery shoppin n i'm like sayin i need all these spices n kitchen gadgets..so movie star suggests goin ova to da dollar store.."good idea...glad i thought of it" was muh reply, LOL..i'm such a shit...so we shoot across da street n go in..passin mr habib on da way...they creep me out,lol..i swear one day i'll run into an indian i've pissed off online..furkers...i grab muh spices, he grabs da kitchen gadgets n he's ready but i'm like impulse buyin..lol..furkin grocery store didn't have muh lays dill pickle chips those bastards...so i see at da dollar store that theres this no name brand of dill pickle chips, i grab em..da movie star shoots me this look of..omg are u a retard?..LOL..hey they're dill pickle they gotta be good, lol..so we check outta there n i'm still grabbin stuff, lol...he's like "geez woman you can stop anytime now"..i grabbed a pen wiff da statue of liberty on top n i'm like.."this is all timmy...k i'm done"..it's true tho...muh son timmy is infatuated wiff da statue of liberty..thinkin it's eva since we watched ghostbusters 2 ..he's muh son..mine..he ain't sposed' to be right,lol...hey he appreciated it tho...
weekend was pretty much slow goin n relaxin...well as slow goin as grand central station can be..hubbys friends in n out, their kids, mine,lol..saturday they left kinda early...the batmobile was done so his buddy rich took it..yayyyyy right?...well lemme tell ya...movie star says to me after work friday.."i have good news n bad news"...."batmobile is done n gone.."..."but peters car is comin up sunday for work, dannys comin up n puttin the jeep on the front lawn n his dads bringin his car up next to put up for sale on da lawn...oh n i bought another car but i already have 3 buyers for it"...muh facial expression......I CAN'T WIN!!!!...LOL...FURK FURK FURK...ok i vented,lol...alex hadda birthday party saturday n after dat i got some sun...i'm all layin out, i left da movie star in to get the kids to nap..so i'm near sleep stage layin on muh tummy..next thing i know he comes out..no prob prolly gonna clean da pool...i'm relaxin... furkin furker pulled muh bathing suit bottoms down......ok i never moved so quick in muh life...pull em back up then uttered an obscenity or two, lol..furker,lol...was funny tho...summa's jus startin tho... revenge will be sweet ..stay tuned,lol...
sunday...grand central station n garage opened like at 9 am...lol...i didn't even get muh sunday breakfast damnit.......lol...rich n danny showed up first..dannys a riot...i'm cleanin da house n shit n realize i neva marinated da meat fer da kabobs sat. night..so i go out on da porch n tell gary...garys response.."well u can marinate my meat"..danny.."Doh!"..rich laughs..n muh response was.."i did dat last night n da night before..no really?"...LOL...danny says.."n why wasn't I a part of this?.."..LOL...movie star tells me to get to marinatin it now fer later n i turn to walk away...danny goes.."hey jessica alba?...(ok da hair iz dark now so it's open season fer new remarks,lol...)...whats the purpose of a wife?..."..."what?"...i'm jus smirkin cuz i know it's some smartass joke...he says.."to transport sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom"......n as if that wasn't enuff..."why's a bride wear white?"..."why?"..."to match the other appliances".....fer da luv of gawd these are da movie stars friends...LOL...robbie his otha friend gets here..i'm in da kitchen cuttin veggies n he walks in.."what the hell happened to you?"...again i explain da ever changin hair color, LOL..then he assures me it looks better than the blond..ok fine, get out there with the others, lmao..next in walks peter n his lil girl samantha (which timmy believes n says her name is amanda..)...it was kinda rainin off n on so the kids are all inside makin me insane n i was freezin muh ass off...so i'm sittin on da couch watchin storm of da century n peter comes in n sits down..he's not too grease monkey inclined so he'd rather torture me n relax on da chair thinkin he's gonna take ova muh tv n put it on da history channel to bore everyone to tears..lol..come to find out he likes dat movie so we're watchin it..i say..."i'm furkin freezin"...realizin after da fact who was there..lol...he says.."well comere i'll warm you up"...i'm like.." ummm no.."...n he smirks n in true peter fashion says.."well i was just being nice n offerin don't go gettin all bitchy with me, lol"..LOL...he's an ass,lol...sweetheart but a pervy ass,lol..after everyone finally left we ate n then hadda get all the kids ready fer monday...i'm in da bathroom gettin their toothbrushes ready n timmy comes in.."i gotta go pee mom"..ok go...he's takin his lil leak n looks at me n says.."mom..u got a big butt..".. "well gee thx timmy"...he lets out a lil giggle then.."yer welcome mom..looks like grandmas.."......i go out n exclaim to hubby.."ok i USED to like muh son.."...i tell him n cracks up,lol...thank gawd it was their bedtime...lol....
this coopy mail is a slacka mail on account of yesterday being kindergarten field trip day...i was lookin forward to it til da movie star told me he couldn't make it..great it's me alone with chris, tuimmy n cakie in an amusement park..oh n then factor in it was to be bout 91 degrees....it really was hotter than furk...kids rode rides..n lemme tell ya...timmy n cakie are furkin daredevils...no lil cars dat go round' a track fer them...they wanted tilt a whirls n ferris wheels n umbrella things dat go like 100 feet in da air..n of course who hasta go on em?..uhhuh, i was green by da end..but not green enuff to bypass da cotton candy..FURK NO..hell who else pays 7 dollars fer 3 bags of sugar?....i wuz happy tho,lol..made it worthwhile...lol...chris had a great time tho n dats what mattered..then we came home n they all got to go swimmin..anotha hot as furk day today too they're sayin so i'll try actually gettin crisp later on i'm thinkin...i'm also thinkin i need it after da hellatious night i had on this thing last night..no details jus..furk,lol...wiff dat bein said..i'll get scootin, i'm waitin on timmys teacher n she's late as hell, a phone call woulda been nice, sheesh what if i had a bunny visit scheduled?..sheesh...lol..ok ok jus informed by 2 screamin kids that she has decided to show up, so i'm off like da underwear i don't wear,lol..laters taters...
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