hot, sweaty, wild...uhhuh..

dat about sums up countryfest, lmao...now dat i have yer attention ...

well lets see, kids are still drivin me crazy, i'm already thinkin bout grabbin registration forms fer summa camp fer next year, furk this,lmao..they may look at me like.."um lady?..dats NEXT year'..n i'd respond.."and?...."...LOL...

friday...motherlesbianinlaw came ova n we headed off to da store..well movie star heads in anotha direction.."where da furk ya goin "..."i'm goin to da otha store this week"..ok peeps remember da "otha store"...is motherlesbianinlaws competitors store,lol..oh twas gonna be a fun night..but hey...variety iz good...we get home n unload n omg da look on her face..lol, ya could tell she wuz pissed but oh furkin well,lol...well...on top of da fact dat da timminator iz in his "i hate u" stage...not good, she takes chit too seriously,lol...apparently he hated her dat night while we were out......so i'm puttin chit away n she tells me.."lisa called"..ok its about 7:30 so i'm thinkin she wuz gonna ask me sumfin bout countryfest da next day so i call up...da fruit answers..."we were wondering if you'd be willing to babysit"...me= .."tonight?..now?"..."yeah in bout 30 minutes..we'd like to go see a movie"..."uhhuh sure c'mon ova"...i tell da movie star n he says.."i'm sensing a pattern"..LOL...they get to da house n bring him in n leave..he wuz mr fussypants as per norm but wuzn't too bad...kids went to bed n da movie star n i were jus hangin out gettin ready fer taxicab confessions..(i kno i kno, this poor child being exposed to all this crap, first da blood n gut movie now this smut,lol...hey this is me!!!..LOL)..all of a sudden i see a car in da driveway..they were back,lol..apparently it wuz too late fer da movie so they hung out wiff us fer a lil bit..i near choked on muh diet coke when da fruit asked da movie star iffen he could borrow some tool...i wuz sure gary would say no kno'in his convict record..but he surprised me n said yes..afta taxicab confessions they left

k well saturday mornin da movie star hadda work til noon...so i had lisa meet me at da house then cuz she wuz drivin...i called up muh friend eileen n she informed me she wuzn't goin afterall cuz her new hubby wuz grumpy,lol...imagine dat?...so as soon as gary got home we took off...in da car headin up there lisa told me how her n da fruit were fightin last night in a parking lot...(i furk in em/they fight in em..go figure!..lol)..i knew there wuz more to dat story,lol...n she told me how he took a job n iz startin this week...it's a start i spose'...anywhoooo...we get up to countryfest n it wuz jus chaos, we got there like 2 1/2 hours into it...there's people everywhere, i immediately spotted da cotton candy stand,lol...then we decided we would TRY findin a place to sit...we walked around fer bout 45 minutes, i thought i'd be fryed to a crisp..neva rains on countryfest, its always a sun baked time,lol...we found a nice lil spot near a tent but we were on da otha side of the screen n this wuz crucial to lisas existence dat we be on da same side as it..so we mosey'd along thru oh bout 20,000 people give er' take a few thousand...lol..we find anotha spot but dat wuzn't good nuff either so we walked like right to middle far back..i wuz spent,lol...we laid our towels down n got a cpl waters since one stand wuz right near us..i decided i wuzn't even tryin to get food cuz the lines were bout 100 people deep n god forbid i need to pee those lines were bout 50 people deep..SHEESH,lol..so we're sittin there, n get a pic of this...we're on a walkway too...dat means lil coopy iz right on da end of a gazillion people walkin by...lotsa eye candy, muh gawd i neva seen so many tummy piercings or mens boxer short bands...holy furk i wuz happy..lol..WELL..til i got stepped on like 4 times, hadda coors light bottle whack me on muh shoulder, n had some beer spilled on me..hey dat's wut its all bout tho, lol..we sat there n sunned while josh gracin, craig morgan n terri clark sang...now during terri clark i look up da walkway at da strangers comin by...i notice muh ex (cop from muh town) walking straight up toward us...holy furk i swear muh blood pressure shot up...lol...lisas freakin out n i'm tryin to be calm....he walked right by..RELIEF..lol...he walked by anotha time too n since he's one to stare straight ahead he didn't notice us on da ground on da side...i wuz also informed by danny dat muh hair color isn't so "albino" anymore n he prolly wouldn't recognize me..wuteva,lol...i got up da ballz to approach him but lisa decided..."lets get closer to the stage fer keith"...no problem ...i had her wait a sec n i got muh cotton candy fix, only issue i had there wuz dat i asked fer pink n da furker gave me blue...oh well its all good, lol...so we walked up closer..by closer i mean we were within the area roped off as "inside"..we were still quite aways back..but we got a spot right in front of da coors light tent..gotta luv da drunks pourin outta there...n there wuz a bitch fight too...but we were starin at keith, u could see him but the screen wuz right there too, gawd dat man iz beautiful..furk i'd furk him good,lol...a cpl songs into his act i see this kid i recognize...he recognized me n then he motions to the guy in front of him.."hey robbie..".....now fer u furkers wiff no ginko biloba in yer life, robbie wuz da usher from da wedding...LOL...outta 20,000 people i run into him...well from dat point on we were glued to each others side talkin bout everything n ju catchin up..u guys only get da lame version,lol....brad paisley came on but by then lisa wuz burnt n uncomfortable..plus missin da mango n kiwi...(me schmoozin didn't help either,lmao)..took me like 15 minutes til i introduced her n she wuz standin right there,lol..brad paisley wuz awesome but we hadda get outta there..at that point robbies crew were leavin too so we all walked to da parkin lot..will coopy see him again?...yes she will ...dats all i'm tellin,lmao...so from countryfest we stopped at a diner cuz we were damn hungry, lol..i ate breakfast, lmao...lisa argued wiff da fruit on da cell phone n i daydreamed a bit,lol...then she dropped me off at da house n left..i wuz immediately attacked by ankle biters dat had mommy withdrawl, then it wuz kids to bed n attack da hubby...he can thank robbie fer dat session, lol...i wuz pretty spent so i made it an early night...

sunday, i called mom n asked her to come n trim muh hair..she came ova afta church...wiff lisa, fruit, n sir grunts alot...mom cut muh hair n trimmed cakies too...they stayed a lil while then headed out..at this point danny showed up...he comes up n puts his face on da screendoor n says.."i see he wuz jus here...who tipped them off dat i wuz comin".....he goes onto say.."well i know i'll cross his path at least 4 times a year fer birthdays..i luv da look lisa gets on her face when i'm here b4 her n she sees my truck..it's like terror n i luv it...hehehe"...he's so evil, LMAO...gotta luv him...n OMG i wish i coulda bugged da kitchen...i mentioned how da fruit calls lisa "toots"..n gary started mockin him n sayin how much he can't stand how he talks...danny immediately got into da "mango lingo"..n then i started, here's us 3 fools in da kitchen talkin as dumb as he does,lol..ask me fer a demonstration, omg it's too much......rest of sunday wuz pretty low key..dinner, laundry, chit like dat...

monday..dannys brother peter calls me n asks if he can take alex n chris to da museum wiff his daughter...i luv this time of da summer, he gets 2 weeks wiff her n he always takes muh 2 oldest..woohooo..so he comes n gets em..only problem wiff peter iz that he iz an arrogant ass who has a tendency to be touchy feely......he irks me n has had a talkin to in da past fer touchin me,lol...pat ripped him a new one once, lmao...he's been ok lately, a hug iz ok...he took da boys fer a few hours then came back...he sticks around tho, grrr...dat means i can't chat cuz he'd be all ova lookin round,lol...he informs me he wuz gonna take da kids to da zoo...now he did this last year, lmao..n christopher wuz attacked by 6 lambs n a pot bellied pig n climbed a rock in da petting zoo area LMAO..i said chris ya gonna be ok this year?..he says yes i'm 6 now...yeah ok,lol...but hey if peter wanted to take em...so be it,lol....he took em ovanight...

tuesday right around muh damn GH time...they come back..chris says..."i got scared by the lambs again"...peters like "".....so the kids play, n i'm sittin watchin GH...he goes onto say they were the first people there n how when they ate lunch the kids all decided to give their bread crusts to the peacocks...so 30 peacocks stormed them...LOL....then they opened some gate n chris went in..n down this hill 10 lama came chargin at him n he FREAKED...peter says..."it wuz a lama STAMPEDE"....LMAO...poor chris, then he wuz also attacked again in da petting area by the lambs...lol...n alex he says.."that kid iz the oldest but the SLOWEST kid in da world"...he hadda yell at him a cpl times along da way..n they played mini golf n he wuz so slow, n halfway thru it he wuz losing so he decided he wanted to quit..whereas peter says.."u will play or i will break yer arm"..LOL..so i'm crackin up, n agree'in on him being slow..pete says.."it's not jus da walkin da kids slow at, it's EVERYTHING..he eats slow, he dresses slow..."...i say.."well he'll make some woman very happy someday won't he?"...to which peter now missin a beat fires right back..."well probably not cuz he'll get halfway thru n quit..."u haven't cum yet?..geez i can't do this anymore i'm done".."...OMG i wuz in tears, it's so true, da kid iz exactly like dat...LMAO...so after GH (come on i gotta be annoyed thru da whole thing....especially while he critiques everyones performance, n ad libs, n tells me jus how he'd bang each chick on da show )...they finally left but he told me he'd be comin to get em this morning fer movies n snacks at his house..woohoo again..

soooo, here i am waitin fer him to get here n take em...timmys been up since 6 so he'll be sleepin early i think, n cakies jus in rare form,lol..tonight iz monster trucks n we'll be there most of da night, timmys excited, n cakies goin to motherlesbianinlaws house...mom called me n invited us up to da house fer a celebratory cook out, dads retired as of midnight woohooo,lol...can u say free babysitter?..lol..dat'll come in handy as da wheels in muh mind turn..LOL...muh cousin n her family are up from those southern parts so its a get together, i'm sure it'll be story-ful...lol..

well alrightyyyy then,lol...it's been like 5 minutes n the boys are off n thanks to me n muh mouth..peters taggin along to monster trucks wiff us tonight ...this should be fun,lol...ahh well...so now dats its jus me n da two lil ones i think i'll get semi-domestic n then get muh chat fix in fer da day...lol...ttyl..

coopy