anotha week, still no baby fruit....
i'm jus dyin to get dis lil fruit in muh arms, i'm very excited,lol...i keep hopin da phone will ring n it'll be her...trust me she wants it ova, she's been religiously pacing up n down da driveway n squatin n givin him pep talks, lmao....keep yer fingers crossed that it'll be this week...i predicted da 12-13th......we shall see...anywho...
so wednesday night was da spring concert at da school...motherlesbianinlaw came ova to re-iron everything i made an effort to iron, jus cuz she's such a tard dat way, nuffins eva right...lisa skipped class n met mom at da house who was watchin timmy n cakie durin da concert...god forbid i bring em, last time we did dat timmy ws all ova da school halls n causin havoc n we missed da songs,lol..motherlesbianinlaw left an hour ahead of time to go get decent seats, this lil gym gets packed in warp speed...over max capacity the principal soundin like an airline stewardess points out all da exits in case of emergency, such a dweeb, lmao...the classes come in n kindergarten demonstated some lil instruments...they sucked but they were so cute...lol...then they all sang together n went to their bleachers...then grade to grade used da instruments..i could done wiffout those but i had nice eye candy in da first row wiff a cpl who has kids in chris' class...in muh mind i'm all like..."how u doin "...lol...gary agreed, well on da chick at least, n i hadda wonder, hmm could they be swingers?...tings dat make ya go hmmm....ok n i gotta say it...ya know dat one kid in every class dat acts like a total goofball, all talkin, n makin faces n dancin???...dats my kid ...my lil chris has more personality than a loaded clown car...gawd help me,lol...but i thought he was a riot...lol...when we got back to da ranch afta da concert muh mom was all in a tizzy...seems muh dad albeit drunk off his ass failed miserable at assemblin da babys armoire, lol (who entrusted this non-patient man to begin wiff hellifiknow)...n left it in pieces strewn about lisas floor...my mom fit to be tied asked who else?...but gary to assemble it (why we skipped over this common sense i'll neva know)...knowin cakies party was saturday n mothers day sunday...doesn't kno when he'll have time...i was like well don't worry bout mothers day, just go n do it, i know thats important cuz da baby could come anytime...so he agreed to go up sunday....of course wiff muffled obscenities,lmao....he luvs muh family...no really ...
lets see...well market night as soon as motherlesbianinlaw came i mentioned to the kids dat i had been cleanin gettin ready fer the birthday party n while we were off to the store it was their responsibility to clean up the playroom n tidy up the other playroom on da back porch...well doesn't she get all huffy n puffy..like i ruined her "plans"....her plans which include lettin the kids destroy everything so i religiously come home every market night to a mess to clean up (i bitch everytime,lol)...not only dat but her big plans to take the kids outside to let go of some of that "extra energy"...puhleaseeee its jus an excuse fer her to get her menopause hot flash havin self out into da air...LMAO...am i bitter?..nah.......otha than dat,lol...shoppin went smoothly but we totally forgot to go to the party supply store...oops...
so saturday mornin was alot more cleanin...then da movie star hit da party supply store n we decorated..was kinda depressin tho fer me cuz i wuz blowin up balloons (get dat mental pic outta yer head now!!!)...n fer da life of me i cannot tie a balloon..go ahead laff ya furkers, lol...lil fyi..coopy also cannot whistle..BITE ME!!!..anywho...fer timmys party pat was there tyin em as i went......it was gonna be a tuff day fer me....lisa waddled in n we bs'd fer a bit then everyone else started showin up...it was pretty overcast n looked like it could pour anytime so we let cakie ride her new barbie trike in da driveway fer a bit...inside da house countless people looked at lisa n said "you're still hangin in there?"...i was waitin fer her to go off..lol...she was gettin upset...she goes "god i hate that, will ya stop sayin dat"...muh lil chris da smartass happened to be inside gettin an orange soda n says..."hey aunt lisa?..remember when ya threw the gravy?..."...LMAO...so many of ya aren't gonna get dat joke n its a damn good one so maybe iffen ya hound opal enuff she'll dig it up n resend it, its a coopy classic!!!...LOL...bro...puff dat inhaler, lmao...i know ya thinkin bout white haired lil gram sittin there gravy covered, lmaoooooo...n as if christophers comment wasn't enuff...pats younger brother, da one dat ALWAYS has evil mean comments, lol...well he's in da kitchen standin there n he's like "oh dammit, n i had a good one to say..."...i'm like what?...he's like "no i'm the kinder more gentler dan"...LOL...yeah right....lisas like no go ahead...he says "well pat held me off fer at least 30 minutes every party but he isn't here anymore soooooo"...i laff n roll muh eyes its so like him,lol....he goes "he's waiting fer da same release date as his father"....OMG i was waitin fer lisa to jus fly outta there all pissed but she actually laffed, n i then lost it, lmao...dats danny, lmao n it was sooo funny...the rain held off n the kids played outside n it was a quick party...i usually have some elaborate food spread but i kept it to cake n ice cream, i know they were cussin me but oh well,lol...party went pretty quick..she made out like a bandit, only 1 really annoyin loud toy from danny n his otha brotha pete who did not n i say not...grab muh ass,lol...thanx pat after most left it was jus motherlesbianinlaw n the 2 great aunts, i pull gary to da side (but well within earshot range, hehe)n ask him iffen he wants to invite them fer breakfast fer mothers day being we'd be at mom n dads in da afternoon, on da spot he hasta ask, they agreed...his expression was priceless, lol..more work,lol......LOL...afta da party i was wiped out, holy furk...me, timmy, chris n alex had a 2 hour nap,lol...then hell by dat time it was bedtime fer da kids,lol...
mothers day started off wiff..well..ummm i got a present but of course a kid decides to check in at da top of da landin to see iffen i'm up...lol...hey i was quiet damnit...we got up n they were so excitd to give me muh presents...cakie gave me some fake flowers fer muh dinin room table (dat i picked out,lol)...chris gave me some plants they had been preparin at school (he doesn't know wut they are, they aren't labeled so ummmm i guess i jus plant em,lol)...alex gave me a laminated bookmark he made at school with a card he made....n timmy gave me da locket i had picked out fri. night,LOL...it is a photo album locket so it holds 4 pictures (which da movie star did n added to it as i was nappin sat. night) n it says mom on da front...got countless hugs n i love yous then it was off to da shower while da movie star prepared breakfast...lol...i did help when i got out,lol...they all came ova n we all ate...then knowin we were goin out they left shortly after...we weren't leavin fer 4 hours so wut did i do?..well i napped, lmao...me n chris took a 2 hour nap on da couch,lol...i dunno wuts gotten into me lately i jus wanna sleep...then it was time to head up to mom n dads...movie star assembled da armoire, we bs'd...kids played with grandpa n looked fer rabbits in da yard, we ordered pizza, made ice cream sundaes then bs'd some more,lol...the kids went into their screenhouse which they think is their fort,lol...n gary n i headed to da couch..no folks, lol, not at mom n dads,lol...wut did i do?..lmaoooo i laid down n napped fer a lil bit...knowin we hadda get the crew ready fer school we hadda go so we packed up da sweet pickles bus n went home...i got a nice cotton candy lotion body massage n well dat always leads to more so umm yeah,lol...
lets see wut else?..well i'm exhausted, lmaooo...i'm not nappin yet but geez i wanna...maybe its cuz, n bro cova yer eyes....i been havin a whole helluva lotta sex lately...holy furk...i dunno wuts gotten into him,lol...maybe its da fact dat i toss in lil comments like...its gettin old..n callin him on neva bein horny, n sayin i dare ya...stuff like dat,lol...the its gettin old comment was hilarious...dat was after two nights in a row then da mothers day present, lmaoooo...imma evil bitch, lol....oh n sunday while goin up to mom n dads i was a mess, all stuffy headed n shit, i have a cold n i HATE havin colds...i'm like "no more sex"...n he's like "yes more sex.."...this afta da its gettin old comment, lmao...so i'm like.."ok more sex, this way i won't be sick anymore, i'll transfer it"...he shoots me a look.."yeah i really feel the luv here in this relationship"...LOL..."wuts dat?...LMAO...n to think we've had sex a bunch more times since then..i'm STILL sittin here all stuffed up wiff a sinus headache....i'll keep tryin...lol...cuz i'm nice like dat...
ok furk me gently wiff a chainsaw...where da hell iz muh sun?...i'm runnin outta time fer da weddin...its soooooooooo humid, i'll prolly be peelin off clothes by 3pm...but no sun...looks like it could storm at anytime, n we all kno how much i HATE storms, i'm da chick who takes da kids to da basement when i hear thunder, LMAO...i'm a scaredy cat when it comes to those furkers, i saw Wizard of Oz......scarred me fer life...anywho they said it'd be sunny n they lied..BASTARDS..
hmmm lemme see...ohhhhhhhhhhhhh i picked out wut i'm gonna do to da kitchen..gonna be a creamy yellow type suede style paint wiff an apple border that jus screams country,lol...dat in conjunction wiff da woodfloorin n da new appliances will jus look way awesome...told ya i'm gettin all martha stewart,lol...i was told by danny dat his dad has da floor plans all done jus waitin on da movie star...i swear i thought it'd be done by now,lol...muh van reaks of wood cuz they're in da back of da van...hmmm wut else?...i'm tryin to think here but i'm feelin da urge to go lay out in da sun...not like i'm gonna tho, i got 2 that aren't sleepin still n 2 more comin home in bout an hour...its furkin hot tho...furk,lol...lisa jus left...yes folks i've been doin dis in spurts,i know i said it was overcast but now its sunny,lol......she was here n was cravin hot dogs so we went out fer lunch came back n i listened to her bitch bout bein majorly uncomfortable fer bout 2 hours, lmao...is it ova yet?..lol plz god let tonight be da night,lol...she's miserable,lol...gawd...
thinkin dats bout all fer now...i gotta go pee then i can chill fer awhile..goin pee these days is always an adventure...i've lately had da luxury of being able to close da door...so i'm in there yesterday n timmys peekin in da keyhole...says..."mom?..u wear underder?..."..not gonna lie i say..."no hunny i don't..."...finish washin muh hands n i open da door..." u don't?"...again..."no hunny..."...n i laff...he starts crackin up n runs away yellin..."cadie...cadie..mommys naked under hers clothes"...LMAO...too funny...n hellfire...saturday i'm walkin round in muh girly boxers n tank top...chris looks at me kinda grinnin (lil perv)..he's like "mom, are u wearin yer underwear?"...i said "yeah..u guys do it why can't i?..."...LOL...on dat note....i'm outta here...lol...ttyl
coopy
so wednesday night was da spring concert at da school...motherlesbianinlaw came ova to re-iron everything i made an effort to iron, jus cuz she's such a tard dat way, nuffins eva right...lisa skipped class n met mom at da house who was watchin timmy n cakie durin da concert...god forbid i bring em, last time we did dat timmy ws all ova da school halls n causin havoc n we missed da songs,lol..motherlesbianinlaw left an hour ahead of time to go get decent seats, this lil gym gets packed in warp speed...over max capacity the principal soundin like an airline stewardess points out all da exits in case of emergency, such a dweeb, lmao...the classes come in n kindergarten demonstated some lil instruments...they sucked but they were so cute...lol...then they all sang together n went to their bleachers...then grade to grade used da instruments..i could done wiffout those but i had nice eye candy in da first row wiff a cpl who has kids in chris' class...in muh mind i'm all like..."how u doin "...lol...gary agreed, well on da chick at least, n i hadda wonder, hmm could they be swingers?...tings dat make ya go hmmm....ok n i gotta say it...ya know dat one kid in every class dat acts like a total goofball, all talkin, n makin faces n dancin???...dats my kid ...my lil chris has more personality than a loaded clown car...gawd help me,lol...but i thought he was a riot...lol...when we got back to da ranch afta da concert muh mom was all in a tizzy...seems muh dad albeit drunk off his ass failed miserable at assemblin da babys armoire, lol (who entrusted this non-patient man to begin wiff hellifiknow)...n left it in pieces strewn about lisas floor...my mom fit to be tied asked who else?...but gary to assemble it (why we skipped over this common sense i'll neva know)...knowin cakies party was saturday n mothers day sunday...doesn't kno when he'll have time...i was like well don't worry bout mothers day, just go n do it, i know thats important cuz da baby could come anytime...so he agreed to go up sunday....of course wiff muffled obscenities,lmao....he luvs muh family...no really ...
lets see...well market night as soon as motherlesbianinlaw came i mentioned to the kids dat i had been cleanin gettin ready fer the birthday party n while we were off to the store it was their responsibility to clean up the playroom n tidy up the other playroom on da back porch...well doesn't she get all huffy n puffy..like i ruined her "plans"....her plans which include lettin the kids destroy everything so i religiously come home every market night to a mess to clean up (i bitch everytime,lol)...not only dat but her big plans to take the kids outside to let go of some of that "extra energy"...puhleaseeee its jus an excuse fer her to get her menopause hot flash havin self out into da air...LMAO...am i bitter?..nah.......otha than dat,lol...shoppin went smoothly but we totally forgot to go to the party supply store...oops...
so saturday mornin was alot more cleanin...then da movie star hit da party supply store n we decorated..was kinda depressin tho fer me cuz i wuz blowin up balloons (get dat mental pic outta yer head now!!!)...n fer da life of me i cannot tie a balloon..go ahead laff ya furkers, lol...lil fyi..coopy also cannot whistle..BITE ME!!!..anywho...fer timmys party pat was there tyin em as i went......it was gonna be a tuff day fer me....lisa waddled in n we bs'd fer a bit then everyone else started showin up...it was pretty overcast n looked like it could pour anytime so we let cakie ride her new barbie trike in da driveway fer a bit...inside da house countless people looked at lisa n said "you're still hangin in there?"...i was waitin fer her to go off..lol...she was gettin upset...she goes "god i hate that, will ya stop sayin dat"...muh lil chris da smartass happened to be inside gettin an orange soda n says..."hey aunt lisa?..remember when ya threw the gravy?..."...LMAO...so many of ya aren't gonna get dat joke n its a damn good one so maybe iffen ya hound opal enuff she'll dig it up n resend it, its a coopy classic!!!...LOL...bro...puff dat inhaler, lmao...i know ya thinkin bout white haired lil gram sittin there gravy covered, lmaoooooo...n as if christophers comment wasn't enuff...pats younger brother, da one dat ALWAYS has evil mean comments, lol...well he's in da kitchen standin there n he's like "oh dammit, n i had a good one to say..."...i'm like what?...he's like "no i'm the kinder more gentler dan"...LOL...yeah right....lisas like no go ahead...he says "well pat held me off fer at least 30 minutes every party but he isn't here anymore soooooo"...i laff n roll muh eyes its so like him,lol....he goes "he's waiting fer da same release date as his father"....OMG i was waitin fer lisa to jus fly outta there all pissed but she actually laffed, n i then lost it, lmao...dats danny, lmao n it was sooo funny...the rain held off n the kids played outside n it was a quick party...i usually have some elaborate food spread but i kept it to cake n ice cream, i know they were cussin me but oh well,lol...party went pretty quick..she made out like a bandit, only 1 really annoyin loud toy from danny n his otha brotha pete who did not n i say not...grab muh ass,lol...thanx pat after most left it was jus motherlesbianinlaw n the 2 great aunts, i pull gary to da side (but well within earshot range, hehe)n ask him iffen he wants to invite them fer breakfast fer mothers day being we'd be at mom n dads in da afternoon, on da spot he hasta ask, they agreed...his expression was priceless, lol..more work,lol......LOL...afta da party i was wiped out, holy furk...me, timmy, chris n alex had a 2 hour nap,lol...then hell by dat time it was bedtime fer da kids,lol...
mothers day started off wiff..well..ummm i got a present but of course a kid decides to check in at da top of da landin to see iffen i'm up...lol...hey i was quiet damnit...we got up n they were so excitd to give me muh presents...cakie gave me some fake flowers fer muh dinin room table (dat i picked out,lol)...chris gave me some plants they had been preparin at school (he doesn't know wut they are, they aren't labeled so ummmm i guess i jus plant em,lol)...alex gave me a laminated bookmark he made at school with a card he made....n timmy gave me da locket i had picked out fri. night,LOL...it is a photo album locket so it holds 4 pictures (which da movie star did n added to it as i was nappin sat. night) n it says mom on da front...got countless hugs n i love yous then it was off to da shower while da movie star prepared breakfast...lol...i did help when i got out,lol...they all came ova n we all ate...then knowin we were goin out they left shortly after...we weren't leavin fer 4 hours so wut did i do?..well i napped, lmao...me n chris took a 2 hour nap on da couch,lol...i dunno wuts gotten into me lately i jus wanna sleep...then it was time to head up to mom n dads...movie star assembled da armoire, we bs'd...kids played with grandpa n looked fer rabbits in da yard, we ordered pizza, made ice cream sundaes then bs'd some more,lol...the kids went into their screenhouse which they think is their fort,lol...n gary n i headed to da couch..no folks, lol, not at mom n dads,lol...wut did i do?..lmaoooo i laid down n napped fer a lil bit...knowin we hadda get the crew ready fer school we hadda go so we packed up da sweet pickles bus n went home...i got a nice cotton candy lotion body massage n well dat always leads to more so umm yeah,lol...
lets see wut else?..well i'm exhausted, lmaooo...i'm not nappin yet but geez i wanna...maybe its cuz, n bro cova yer eyes....i been havin a whole helluva lotta sex lately...holy furk...i dunno wuts gotten into him,lol...maybe its da fact dat i toss in lil comments like...its gettin old..n callin him on neva bein horny, n sayin i dare ya...stuff like dat,lol...the its gettin old comment was hilarious...dat was after two nights in a row then da mothers day present, lmaoooo...imma evil bitch, lol....oh n sunday while goin up to mom n dads i was a mess, all stuffy headed n shit, i have a cold n i HATE havin colds...i'm like "no more sex"...n he's like "yes more sex.."...this afta da its gettin old comment, lmao...so i'm like.."ok more sex, this way i won't be sick anymore, i'll transfer it"...he shoots me a look.."yeah i really feel the luv here in this relationship"...LOL..."wuts dat?...LMAO...n to think we've had sex a bunch more times since then..i'm STILL sittin here all stuffed up wiff a sinus headache....i'll keep tryin...lol...cuz i'm nice like dat...
ok furk me gently wiff a chainsaw...where da hell iz muh sun?...i'm runnin outta time fer da weddin...its soooooooooo humid, i'll prolly be peelin off clothes by 3pm...but no sun...looks like it could storm at anytime, n we all kno how much i HATE storms, i'm da chick who takes da kids to da basement when i hear thunder, LMAO...i'm a scaredy cat when it comes to those furkers, i saw Wizard of Oz......scarred me fer life...anywho they said it'd be sunny n they lied..BASTARDS..
hmmm lemme see...ohhhhhhhhhhhhh i picked out wut i'm gonna do to da kitchen..gonna be a creamy yellow type suede style paint wiff an apple border that jus screams country,lol...dat in conjunction wiff da woodfloorin n da new appliances will jus look way awesome...told ya i'm gettin all martha stewart,lol...i was told by danny dat his dad has da floor plans all done jus waitin on da movie star...i swear i thought it'd be done by now,lol...muh van reaks of wood cuz they're in da back of da van...hmmm wut else?...i'm tryin to think here but i'm feelin da urge to go lay out in da sun...not like i'm gonna tho, i got 2 that aren't sleepin still n 2 more comin home in bout an hour...its furkin hot tho...furk,lol...lisa jus left...yes folks i've been doin dis in spurts,i know i said it was overcast but now its sunny,lol......she was here n was cravin hot dogs so we went out fer lunch came back n i listened to her bitch bout bein majorly uncomfortable fer bout 2 hours, lmao...is it ova yet?..lol plz god let tonight be da night,lol...she's miserable,lol...gawd...
thinkin dats bout all fer now...i gotta go pee then i can chill fer awhile..goin pee these days is always an adventure...i've lately had da luxury of being able to close da door...so i'm in there yesterday n timmys peekin in da keyhole...says..."mom?..u wear underder?..."..not gonna lie i say..."no hunny i don't..."...finish washin muh hands n i open da door..." u don't?"...again..."no hunny..."...n i laff...he starts crackin up n runs away yellin..."cadie...cadie..mommys naked under hers clothes"...LMAO...too funny...n hellfire...saturday i'm walkin round in muh girly boxers n tank top...chris looks at me kinda grinnin (lil perv)..he's like "mom, are u wearin yer underwear?"...i said "yeah..u guys do it why can't i?..."...LOL...on dat note....i'm outta here...lol...ttyl
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