i'm all exhausticated n shit....
n well ya know imma slacker, lol...i forgot totally bout da coopy mail..put it off til tonight then had company come so i couldn't sit n type...muh best friend n her fiance were here, she brought muh shoes n i gave her the candles she ordered from me...i rented wild things 2 too n we watched dat afta da kiddoes went to bed....good movie, awesome 3 way scene i was all horned up,lol...attacked da movie star n well here i am typin...
been a busy week...spawn class last week sucked hard...freakin wench girl adrianna took sumfin from cakie while i was gluin unicorns on U fer chris, n she started screamin n carryin on...grrrr dat damn girl...i contained composure but in muh mind i was ringin her lil neck...as fast as i got to school i left...i was on a hunt fer cream ya know,lol.....n omg b4 we left da house all hell broke loose with timmy n cakie...pulled muhself away from da pc to see that they destroyed muh livin room....10 minutes late we made it out da door...n when we got to school i realized i forgot muh wallet at home n i hadda get da cream ..FURK...n i swear to da almighty i said dat...i scrounged all da change i could find in da van...a whole $2.25....lol...after school we went to da market where i got HALF da cream i needed fer dat amount n then we went home..i improvised n it turned out fine,lol...
good news is dat i'm exempt from spawn class fer da next few weeks...ya see....lisa called me yesterday n dr gates examined her yesterday n she's 1 cm....cervix is soft too..we havin a baby soon,lol...she in no way will wait til da end of da month so here i sit on standby as fruit coach..sooo not lookin forward to lisa in labor...omg..she's such a bitch now it'll be worse then...i'm thinkin moms gonna wimp out...she couldn't even stand in da doorway watchin me in pain...she says she's older now but watch...she'll wimp out,lol..so it'll be me n lisa wiff da ice chips...it'll get ugly...i'm sure we'll be fightin,lol...she'll be sayin how much she hated dat when she was like 4 n da cops would come by with sirens on (growin up in da hood dats quite frequently,lol) i'd taunt her sayin "lisa...they're coming for you"...LOL...she was paranoid,lol...especially when my uncle would stop to visit in the cop car n uniform,lol...n if she starts her mouth i'll just fire back how embarrassing it was when i was 13 n 14 with my friends n she'd be out on da street humpin da fire hydrant...LMAO...anywho...lmfao it should be interesting...ya think?...gawd she keeps sayin she wants it over so bad...i'm thinkin i do too she calls me fer EVERY lil ache n pain.."darlene did this happen to u?"...gawd come on fruit da 4th...LOL..
last thursday was timmys first trip to da dentist..i was soo dreadin it...well a lil fyi..coopy would rather go through hard labor than go to da dentist......i get so freaked...dentists are right up there with bees,lol..i think sumfin happened to me when i was a wee one at da dentist but til i go thru hypnosis i'll neva know,lol...when i go its a month of freakin n i'm in n out like lightnin,lol...so here i am wiff timmy n cakie...about 30 minutes early ..n we're in da waitin room...not being a kiddie dentist there aren't any toys to play with and a handful of highlights magazines that timmy could give two shits about,lol...so here he is switching every lightswitch in da waitin room...n i'm seein lights goin off in da back of da joint, lmao...i'm like "timmy!!!"...the receptionist laughed but they were gettin pissed after bout da 8th time he did it,lol....finally we go in..he was great..got his lil cleanin, then doctor slurpee came in n double checked him...indians freak me out no matter who or where they are, i'm always afraid i'm gonna run into one i've pissed off in yahoo,lol...i made their next appt. then we were off to get home
so after 2 weeks muh hair started gettin lighter again ...i made da movie star slop me up (not slurp but dat too,lol) wiff dye again...da next damn day i head down to da busstop n i was talkin to muh neighbor tellin him i hadda do it again...n hes laffin sayin i wanna be a redhead..we get down to da actual busstop n on his porch sittin down hearin us comin muh other neighbor chimes in "i love it, it's an adventure from day to day... i never know who is coming to the busstop, cuz of her hair" ...bastard, lmao then da other one says "well what IS yer natural color?"...i'm like well...haven't seen it in awhile....smartass chimes in..."well does da carpet match da drapes?"...gawd....i fire back..."u'll hafta go by muh eyebrows then cuz i'm packin hardwood floors..."...LOL...they both were in shock it usually doesn't get like dat, we usually bitch bout our spouses, lmao...was pretty quiet after dat....lol...
thursday night we're sittin round, kids are jumpin all around, smackin each other n screamin n shit...n da movie star n i are jus sittin back watchin...n from time to time hearing 2 seconds of audio from da t.v...this commercial comes on fer a menopause test kit....OMG, i started rollin...gary i swear thought i lost muh mind fer real this time...i'm crackin up n trying to talk sayin how stupid is that...then i started thinkin about the actual word MENOPAUSE...omg i was dyin...i wish ya'll coulda seen n heard me...i was cryin n tryin to talk to say what was so funny n i'm crackin up, n garys lookin at me like imma total fruitloop, lmao...wuz funny..hadda be here i guess, lol...
market night wasn't too much to speak of...we hit home depot first so hubby could rent da wood chipper..i'm tellin ya girls...go hang out in home depot, omg da hot guys go there...furk me i was lovin da eye candy...LOL...saturday he was up by 7 a.m n chippin wood, holy furk dat thing was loud...dat went on most of da day so i just cleaned da inside while he did his thing outside...pretty lazy day,lol...
sunday mom came to get me about 10 a.m....i got balloon duty fer da bridal shower so we hadda stop n get em b4 we headed out to da restaurant...so we get to da balloon place, no bridal shower ones left ...i hadda settle fer just married, LOL...i'm like whatever...then after walking in da wind to da car in muh dress clothes fightin these balloons (which i'm sure was a sight to behold)..15 minutes later we have em in da car so mom can still see,lol...n we were off...took a wrong turn but thankfully got back on da right track,lol...found da place n went in...when she got there she was totally surprised n it was a fun time...i was starin down some blonds tank top most of da time,lol...she was hot...gotta ask eileen about her sometime ...then when it came to presents i had da joy of handin em to her...i was pickin up grills, n ceiling fans, n tents n all kindsa heavy shit..told her i'm sendin her muh hernia operation bill...that was good fer a chuckle from da crowd,lol...after da shower mom dropped me off at home n the kids were so excited to show me dat daddy rearranged da living room like i been buggin him to do ...i was excited,lol...he watched all 4 kids, took them on a brief outing by himself n had time to rearrange da furniture...i was impressed, i paid him well fer it,lol..hadda get da kids ready fer school then i spent alotta dat night into monday redecoratin candles, n pictures n flowers n such..looks good now...
just in time fer cakies birthday party this saturday...its lookin like its gonna pour on saturday so i'm thinkin we're gonna be stuck in da house,lol...we'll have some family n then all hubbys friends..this is da first of da kids birthdays without pat so it'll be hard but i'm sure he'll be here...watchin his brother from above n tellin him not to touch muh ass,lmao...cakies so excited fer her big day tho..can't wait...watch lisa will go into labor at da party,lol......sunday is mothers day yayyyy...i have NO idea wut they have planned...i'm thinkin gary will weasel into da kitchen to do da wood floor tho...lmao...he did get da stuff sunday, lol dat was da lil outing wiff da kids...come on he cannot leave a project or sumfin in a box so i'm bettin he'll make use of sunday...lol..its k...i'm fer it...n i'm not cookin on mothers day so more power to him,lol..
wut else?..hmmm....well tomorrow night is da kids spring concert at school...kinda nervous leavin mom here wiff timmy n cakie in case sumfin happens wiff lisa, yikes...so keep yer fingers crossed she doesn't go then....mom told me that at lisas shower, her work friends were debating muh age all night...lol...oldest they could come up with was 23...lol...moms like nope she's 28...i'm like woohoo 23 i'm gettin up there,lol...hmmm...oh i found out chris' kindergarten graduation is june 23rd...i immediately called muh motherlesbianinlaw n told her, to which she replied.."oh no i'll be away fer vacation"......now she has serious guilt but can't change anything...i told her i'd try to video it, n she promised she do sumfin special with him too...still tho this sux, i wanted to have a lil cake fer him dat night but nooooo i gotta wait 4 days til she gets back ...anywho...lol..ahhh i got a sitter fer da weddin...movie stars goin now,lol..he'll warm up to da idea eventually,lmao..she brought me muh shoes tonight too, they look good purple..she then proceeded to tell me that the aisle we are walkin down is long as hell, like double what mine was n mine was long...FURK...muh heels are a good 5 inches...so i'm like ok but you'll have a runner right?..."no we aren't"...FURK..ok i'm just gonna admit it now i'm gonna fall flat on muh furkin face goin down this aisle...told gary goin back up wouldn't be bad cuz i'll have an escort n iffen i go down i'm takin him out wiff me, LOL...i'll have major anxiety over this damn wedding coming shortly i'm thinkin...gonna try not to think bout it til then..gonna focus on fruit da 4th fer now...lol...hey, at least no gravy in labor, lol...
k its late n i'm tired...nite all hugzzz n gropes n shit...i'll hopefully have funny stories from da party to relay next week, til then..l8ters t8ters...
coopy
been a busy week...spawn class last week sucked hard...freakin wench girl adrianna took sumfin from cakie while i was gluin unicorns on U fer chris, n she started screamin n carryin on...grrrr dat damn girl...i contained composure but in muh mind i was ringin her lil neck...as fast as i got to school i left...i was on a hunt fer cream ya know,lol.....n omg b4 we left da house all hell broke loose with timmy n cakie...pulled muhself away from da pc to see that they destroyed muh livin room....10 minutes late we made it out da door...n when we got to school i realized i forgot muh wallet at home n i hadda get da cream ..FURK...n i swear to da almighty i said dat...i scrounged all da change i could find in da van...a whole $2.25....lol...after school we went to da market where i got HALF da cream i needed fer dat amount n then we went home..i improvised n it turned out fine,lol...
good news is dat i'm exempt from spawn class fer da next few weeks...ya see....lisa called me yesterday n dr gates examined her yesterday n she's 1 cm....cervix is soft too..we havin a baby soon,lol...she in no way will wait til da end of da month so here i sit on standby as fruit coach..sooo not lookin forward to lisa in labor...omg..she's such a bitch now it'll be worse then...i'm thinkin moms gonna wimp out...she couldn't even stand in da doorway watchin me in pain...she says she's older now but watch...she'll wimp out,lol..so it'll be me n lisa wiff da ice chips...it'll get ugly...i'm sure we'll be fightin,lol...she'll be sayin how much she hated dat when she was like 4 n da cops would come by with sirens on (growin up in da hood dats quite frequently,lol) i'd taunt her sayin "lisa...they're coming for you"...LOL...she was paranoid,lol...especially when my uncle would stop to visit in the cop car n uniform,lol...n if she starts her mouth i'll just fire back how embarrassing it was when i was 13 n 14 with my friends n she'd be out on da street humpin da fire hydrant...LMAO...anywho...lmfao it should be interesting...ya think?...gawd she keeps sayin she wants it over so bad...i'm thinkin i do too she calls me fer EVERY lil ache n pain.."darlene did this happen to u?"...gawd come on fruit da 4th...LOL..
last thursday was timmys first trip to da dentist..i was soo dreadin it...well a lil fyi..coopy would rather go through hard labor than go to da dentist......i get so freaked...dentists are right up there with bees,lol..i think sumfin happened to me when i was a wee one at da dentist but til i go thru hypnosis i'll neva know,lol...when i go its a month of freakin n i'm in n out like lightnin,lol...so here i am wiff timmy n cakie...about 30 minutes early ..n we're in da waitin room...not being a kiddie dentist there aren't any toys to play with and a handful of highlights magazines that timmy could give two shits about,lol...so here he is switching every lightswitch in da waitin room...n i'm seein lights goin off in da back of da joint, lmao...i'm like "timmy!!!"...the receptionist laughed but they were gettin pissed after bout da 8th time he did it,lol....finally we go in..he was great..got his lil cleanin, then doctor slurpee came in n double checked him...indians freak me out no matter who or where they are, i'm always afraid i'm gonna run into one i've pissed off in yahoo,lol...i made their next appt. then we were off to get home
so after 2 weeks muh hair started gettin lighter again ...i made da movie star slop me up (not slurp but dat too,lol) wiff dye again...da next damn day i head down to da busstop n i was talkin to muh neighbor tellin him i hadda do it again...n hes laffin sayin i wanna be a redhead..we get down to da actual busstop n on his porch sittin down hearin us comin muh other neighbor chimes in "i love it, it's an adventure from day to day... i never know who is coming to the busstop, cuz of her hair" ...bastard, lmao then da other one says "well what IS yer natural color?"...i'm like well...haven't seen it in awhile....smartass chimes in..."well does da carpet match da drapes?"...gawd....i fire back..."u'll hafta go by muh eyebrows then cuz i'm packin hardwood floors..."...LOL...they both were in shock it usually doesn't get like dat, we usually bitch bout our spouses, lmao...was pretty quiet after dat....lol...
thursday night we're sittin round, kids are jumpin all around, smackin each other n screamin n shit...n da movie star n i are jus sittin back watchin...n from time to time hearing 2 seconds of audio from da t.v...this commercial comes on fer a menopause test kit....OMG, i started rollin...gary i swear thought i lost muh mind fer real this time...i'm crackin up n trying to talk sayin how stupid is that...then i started thinkin about the actual word MENOPAUSE...omg i was dyin...i wish ya'll coulda seen n heard me...i was cryin n tryin to talk to say what was so funny n i'm crackin up, n garys lookin at me like imma total fruitloop, lmao...wuz funny..hadda be here i guess, lol...
market night wasn't too much to speak of...we hit home depot first so hubby could rent da wood chipper..i'm tellin ya girls...go hang out in home depot, omg da hot guys go there...furk me i was lovin da eye candy...LOL...saturday he was up by 7 a.m n chippin wood, holy furk dat thing was loud...dat went on most of da day so i just cleaned da inside while he did his thing outside...pretty lazy day,lol...
sunday mom came to get me about 10 a.m....i got balloon duty fer da bridal shower so we hadda stop n get em b4 we headed out to da restaurant...so we get to da balloon place, no bridal shower ones left ...i hadda settle fer just married, LOL...i'm like whatever...then after walking in da wind to da car in muh dress clothes fightin these balloons (which i'm sure was a sight to behold)..15 minutes later we have em in da car so mom can still see,lol...n we were off...took a wrong turn but thankfully got back on da right track,lol...found da place n went in...when she got there she was totally surprised n it was a fun time...i was starin down some blonds tank top most of da time,lol...she was hot...gotta ask eileen about her sometime ...then when it came to presents i had da joy of handin em to her...i was pickin up grills, n ceiling fans, n tents n all kindsa heavy shit..told her i'm sendin her muh hernia operation bill...that was good fer a chuckle from da crowd,lol...after da shower mom dropped me off at home n the kids were so excited to show me dat daddy rearranged da living room like i been buggin him to do ...i was excited,lol...he watched all 4 kids, took them on a brief outing by himself n had time to rearrange da furniture...i was impressed, i paid him well fer it,lol..hadda get da kids ready fer school then i spent alotta dat night into monday redecoratin candles, n pictures n flowers n such..looks good now...
just in time fer cakies birthday party this saturday...its lookin like its gonna pour on saturday so i'm thinkin we're gonna be stuck in da house,lol...we'll have some family n then all hubbys friends..this is da first of da kids birthdays without pat so it'll be hard but i'm sure he'll be here...watchin his brother from above n tellin him not to touch muh ass,lmao...cakies so excited fer her big day tho..can't wait...watch lisa will go into labor at da party,lol......sunday is mothers day yayyyy...i have NO idea wut they have planned...i'm thinkin gary will weasel into da kitchen to do da wood floor tho...lmao...he did get da stuff sunday, lol dat was da lil outing wiff da kids...come on he cannot leave a project or sumfin in a box so i'm bettin he'll make use of sunday...lol..its k...i'm fer it...n i'm not cookin on mothers day so more power to him,lol..
wut else?..hmmm....well tomorrow night is da kids spring concert at school...kinda nervous leavin mom here wiff timmy n cakie in case sumfin happens wiff lisa, yikes...so keep yer fingers crossed she doesn't go then....mom told me that at lisas shower, her work friends were debating muh age all night...lol...oldest they could come up with was 23...lol...moms like nope she's 28...i'm like woohoo 23 i'm gettin up there,lol...hmmm...oh i found out chris' kindergarten graduation is june 23rd...i immediately called muh motherlesbianinlaw n told her, to which she replied.."oh no i'll be away fer vacation"......now she has serious guilt but can't change anything...i told her i'd try to video it, n she promised she do sumfin special with him too...still tho this sux, i wanted to have a lil cake fer him dat night but nooooo i gotta wait 4 days til she gets back ...anywho...lol..ahhh i got a sitter fer da weddin...movie stars goin now,lol..he'll warm up to da idea eventually,lmao..she brought me muh shoes tonight too, they look good purple..she then proceeded to tell me that the aisle we are walkin down is long as hell, like double what mine was n mine was long...FURK...muh heels are a good 5 inches...so i'm like ok but you'll have a runner right?..."no we aren't"...FURK..ok i'm just gonna admit it now i'm gonna fall flat on muh furkin face goin down this aisle...told gary goin back up wouldn't be bad cuz i'll have an escort n iffen i go down i'm takin him out wiff me, LOL...i'll have major anxiety over this damn wedding coming shortly i'm thinkin...gonna try not to think bout it til then..gonna focus on fruit da 4th fer now...lol...hey, at least no gravy in labor, lol...
k its late n i'm tired...nite all hugzzz n gropes n shit...i'll hopefully have funny stories from da party to relay next week, til then..l8ters t8ters...
coopy
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