wiggles are on..GRRR..u get mail..LOL
gawd those fools!!!...hate dat damn show...eva seen a chinese austrailian?..i don't get it...LOL...n those damn songs,lol....grrrrr...ok i'm done ...i have tim blarin..cakie's givin me da evil eye..."like um hello?...woman?...i'm listenin to hot potato..."...LOL...
i'm figurin i'll need a roll of bounty by da time i get done, i have like 12 songs lined up...lol...when i think bout writin coopy mail..it's like instant ...this is alotta typin,lol...imma get carpel tunnel i swear, but when i have tim its motivation..(contrary to those of ya dat think imma fast typer,lol...come on peeps imma one handed typer...wheres da otha..one neva knows...hehehe ...oh hell those of ya dat know me know its prolly playin wiff muh hair, LOL...)...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok...well i just wanna say real quick...FURK!!!...i'm makin a quiche fer dinner t'nite..first fer coopy n i fergot da damn heavy cream so i'm thinkin i betta go get some afta spawn class......spawn class...gawd, i still think i have rocks in muh head fer volunteerin..last week was jus crazy...seems kindergarten class has an ant problem too n cakie freaked da furk out..she was clingin to me, there was one by our "center"/table...adrianna squashed it but dat wasn't good nuff fer cakie...she was freakin bout da dead ant carcass under da table......lol...so morgan (cute lil thang)...gets up, picks up da damn thing n takes it to da trash can...LMAO..cakie was in shock i swear, lmaoooo...all was fine then...then i'm noticin timmy walkin round' handin out lil pieces of paper to all da kids...he gives me one, its a lil post it note he scribbled on, n says..."here mom its yer ticket fer kadies party..."......i joked to his teacher iffen all these kids showed up i was definitely committin muhself, lmao..i was glad to see timmy interractin tho ...
thursday night we had some family decide to show up univited....this would be his side of da family, aunt n uncle, uncle who i swear looks jus like jimmy buffett...i saw him n jus broke out in a chorus of its five o'clock somewhere ...they were up from one of them there carolinas () n thursday was da only evenin they had free to visit, they're timmys godparents....motherlesbianinlaw came ova to visit too, so by da time everyone had left da kids were up bout an hour past bedtime n i was jus itchin to get em there,lol...oh n dat same night...da tooth fairy forgot to come AGAIN (we suck, lmao)..poor chris got up lookin fer his money n nuffin...movie star had da boys get breakfast then walked into their room n strategicly placed a bill, n rigged sumfin to fall....he goes back out n da thing falls..(mind you i'm a slack ass n i'm not even up yet,lmao)...movie star acts shocked n said wuts dat, the boys scared but excited, movie star says maybe its the tooth fairy, n they dash off...they go in n theres the money, so that was a big thrill them thinkin they heard "her"..LOL...i woulda jus waited til i remember in a few weeks, LMAO
friday night was lisas shower so marketin was put on hold til sat. night...cakie n i got all dolled up n head out..n as we go out da door she says bye to timmy (jus timmy )...we get to da hall, n instantly cakies attatched to muh side cuz theres like a roomful of 60 people...mom bein da goofy hostess she's bein, takes us around to every damn table..tells me she was gonna introduce me to people i dunno (fruits relatives)...bout 15 tables later n people dat i've known fer 28 years we finally get to sit down ...we eat dinner...which was exactly da same meal we ate 8 years ago at muh shower ...i keep tellin mom change is good, lol.....then we had cake, not nearly surgary enuff but not bad, i showed off pics of da boys...then it was present time..i had garbage duty , lmao...cakie had da bag fer da bows, lol...i swear to da almighty lord..it took us 2 hours to get thru da gifts..muh gawd, lol...i had da video camera pointed at us, n i kept pullin da string tighter on muh shirt cuz lisa kept tellin me she was seein boobage, lmao..i tilted da chair n we continued...i kept makin cracks like.."hey mom?..when are they servin breakfast?.."..LOL..i swear da fruits family thinks imma nutcase, but they were crackin up,lol...she got jus bout everything she's gonna need...n as soon as she was done i said muh goodbyes n we were off...got home to a messy house n bitched, lol...movie stars like..."have a bad night?"..i said "nope jus didn't expect to come home n see it messier than when yer mom watches da kids"...he's like "it's 4 minutes of cleanin"...i'm like "oh?..4 minutes, hmm that must take too much time out from layin on da couch.."...he went to bed, LOL...muh point was made, lol...n he took his clothes he'd strewn about da floor w/ him, lmao...
saturday we took a trip to wal-mart cuz da boys were whinin bout their shoes not fittin so we shut em up, lol...got lisa a birthday card with two naked butts on da front, lmao..the boys were crackin up in da aisle...then comin home we hit da oriental run nail place n i got her a gift certificate fer there so she can do sumfin fer herself...her birthday was kinda put off this year, hmm wonder why?..lol...then motherlesbianinlaw came after work n we were off to dinner...dad was treatin, of course,lol...so we had dinner, some chick was walkin round table to table askin if they wanted to hear a song..(opera singin )...lisa n i were cringin n said iffen she came ova we didn't wanna hear her, dad even chimed in "i'll give her $5 not to sing"..LOL...dad had jus come from da VFW n he was tanked so in a very chipper mood, lol...she gets to our table...asks if we'd like a song...gary says..."sure we would"... BASTARD...LOL...when she was done mom aked her a cpl questions n gave her a tip n she was off...i shot him a look...LOL...i was goin from wine to mixed drinks so i figured grocery shoppin would be interestin...lol..but i was fine by da time we got there..when we were done it was back to da ranch..got da brats to bed n hellificanremember wut happened next but it was prolly sex, LOL...
sunday, oh dats right...motherlesbianinlaw took alex n chris overnight sat. night so da house was half quiet...i made breakfast, n hubby went outside n cut back all da lilac trees on da left of da house...right side he did last year...it was buggin him n he wanted to do em b4 cakies party on da 8th...i wanted him to do it next weekend but..its dat whole iffen he gets it in his mind thing nuffin stops him thing...bastard,lol...so now da house is exposed on da one side, lmao...i have clear view into muh neigbors pool now too ...but da bad thing...the whole back yard is COVERED w/ branches n shit...its gonna be in da 70's lata this week n where da furk am i gonna lay out?...GRRRRRR...he can't move em til da weekend cuz he needs to rent a wood chipper, yay...furkin grrrr...i may hafta go out in da driveway...last time i did dat tho da UPS man got a show...
then sunday night was da concert...ya see, friday mornin da movie star calls me n asks me iffen i could get a sitter fer sunday night..i'm like uh oh who died?.....figurin i hadda wake to go to...lol...he's like i just got 10th row fer alan jackson..."no shit"..lol....i'm like yeah i can, lol..i called lisa n begged her, tellin her it'd be cake since an hour after she got here theyd go to bed...she was sold,lol...lisa got to da house n i gave her da routine rundown as hubby changed...then he calls me to da bedroom door..says.."ya realize iffen yer jeans were longer i could wear em"...n he's modelin...i'm like "huh?"...he thought my jeans were his n put em on..LOL..too short..he says "does this mean i'm da same size as u?.."..LOL..when he got his on n came up lisa was crackin up..said "so ya like wearin victoria secret jeans?"..he says "hell yeah, i wuz feelin sexy there fer a minute.." GAWD...LMAO..we left fer da concert bout an hour ahead of time...sold out show we hit da traffic right away.....grabbed da first parkin lot we could (2 longgg city blocks away from da arena)...lol...then started trekkin off towards da arena...now i gotta add its 50 degrees, pourin rain..n i'm walkin da city streets in a tank top ...i'm so not da brightest crayon in da box...but i wasn't wearin a coat cuz i woulda hadda take it off n hang it on da chair n all dat chit, lmao..we find our seats, n omg we had great seats...i was feelin really young tho cuz their fan base is like almost geriatric stage...LOL..martina sang her ass off as usual...n alan was good..i'm not usually a fan of blond men...LOL...da movie star n i argued ova whether martina is hot er' not...he said well you don't like her cuz you like yer women blond.....good point,lol...it was a great show tho, n fer free, i wasn't complainin...well i did add..."why can't u get me these seats fer tim?..this is prime ass grabbin territory!!"...LMAO..he rolled his eyes, he can't win,lol...
damn...ya'll realize since i've started typin...we've watched da wiggles, dat pb n j otter thing (i think), n now we're onto dat extremely annoyin rollie pollie ollie ..lol...
on tap fer dis week..ummm spawn class t'day, then chris is goin to his friend jacobs..alex i think is goin to alexs' house (confusin huh?..lol)...i'm goin to get cream..LOL...(pervs!)...ummm then da rest of da week is quiet..this weekend is all cleanin n shit fer cakies party a week from saturday, we're cleanin da playroom porch off, rearrangin da livin room, n i'm willin to bet muh life da movie star is gonna lay da wood floor fer da kitchen renovatin project,lol...i say this cuz he has da quotes n was measurin da floor on sunday...LOL...hey i'm all fer it...after going to da rich folks house last weekend i'm all about redo'in everything n makin da house look better, LOL...i'm even lookin into gettin crafty wiff muh redocoratin self...move ova martha stewart, LOL...so dats bout all fer now i'm thinkin...i'll be here n there, so i'll catch ya's all in da room or in da trees..hehehe...l8ters t8ters...
coopy
i'm figurin i'll need a roll of bounty by da time i get done, i have like 12 songs lined up...lol...when i think bout writin coopy mail..it's like instant ...this is alotta typin,lol...imma get carpel tunnel i swear, but when i have tim its motivation..(contrary to those of ya dat think imma fast typer,lol...come on peeps imma one handed typer...wheres da otha..one neva knows...hehehe ...oh hell those of ya dat know me know its prolly playin wiff muh hair, LOL...)...
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok...well i just wanna say real quick...FURK!!!...i'm makin a quiche fer dinner t'nite..first fer coopy n i fergot da damn heavy cream so i'm thinkin i betta go get some afta spawn class......spawn class...gawd, i still think i have rocks in muh head fer volunteerin..last week was jus crazy...seems kindergarten class has an ant problem too n cakie freaked da furk out..she was clingin to me, there was one by our "center"/table...adrianna squashed it but dat wasn't good nuff fer cakie...she was freakin bout da dead ant carcass under da table......lol...so morgan (cute lil thang)...gets up, picks up da damn thing n takes it to da trash can...LMAO..cakie was in shock i swear, lmaoooo...all was fine then...then i'm noticin timmy walkin round' handin out lil pieces of paper to all da kids...he gives me one, its a lil post it note he scribbled on, n says..."here mom its yer ticket fer kadies party..."......i joked to his teacher iffen all these kids showed up i was definitely committin muhself, lmao..i was glad to see timmy interractin tho ...
thursday night we had some family decide to show up univited....this would be his side of da family, aunt n uncle, uncle who i swear looks jus like jimmy buffett...i saw him n jus broke out in a chorus of its five o'clock somewhere ...they were up from one of them there carolinas () n thursday was da only evenin they had free to visit, they're timmys godparents....motherlesbianinlaw came ova to visit too, so by da time everyone had left da kids were up bout an hour past bedtime n i was jus itchin to get em there,lol...oh n dat same night...da tooth fairy forgot to come AGAIN (we suck, lmao)..poor chris got up lookin fer his money n nuffin...movie star had da boys get breakfast then walked into their room n strategicly placed a bill, n rigged sumfin to fall....he goes back out n da thing falls..(mind you i'm a slack ass n i'm not even up yet,lmao)...movie star acts shocked n said wuts dat, the boys scared but excited, movie star says maybe its the tooth fairy, n they dash off...they go in n theres the money, so that was a big thrill them thinkin they heard "her"..LOL...i woulda jus waited til i remember in a few weeks, LMAO
friday night was lisas shower so marketin was put on hold til sat. night...cakie n i got all dolled up n head out..n as we go out da door she says bye to timmy (jus timmy )...we get to da hall, n instantly cakies attatched to muh side cuz theres like a roomful of 60 people...mom bein da goofy hostess she's bein, takes us around to every damn table..tells me she was gonna introduce me to people i dunno (fruits relatives)...bout 15 tables later n people dat i've known fer 28 years we finally get to sit down ...we eat dinner...which was exactly da same meal we ate 8 years ago at muh shower ...i keep tellin mom change is good, lol.....then we had cake, not nearly surgary enuff but not bad, i showed off pics of da boys...then it was present time..i had garbage duty , lmao...cakie had da bag fer da bows, lol...i swear to da almighty lord..it took us 2 hours to get thru da gifts..muh gawd, lol...i had da video camera pointed at us, n i kept pullin da string tighter on muh shirt cuz lisa kept tellin me she was seein boobage, lmao..i tilted da chair n we continued...i kept makin cracks like.."hey mom?..when are they servin breakfast?.."..LOL..i swear da fruits family thinks imma nutcase, but they were crackin up,lol...she got jus bout everything she's gonna need...n as soon as she was done i said muh goodbyes n we were off...got home to a messy house n bitched, lol...movie stars like..."have a bad night?"..i said "nope jus didn't expect to come home n see it messier than when yer mom watches da kids"...he's like "it's 4 minutes of cleanin"...i'm like "oh?..4 minutes, hmm that must take too much time out from layin on da couch.."...he went to bed, LOL...muh point was made, lol...n he took his clothes he'd strewn about da floor w/ him, lmao...
saturday we took a trip to wal-mart cuz da boys were whinin bout their shoes not fittin so we shut em up, lol...got lisa a birthday card with two naked butts on da front, lmao..the boys were crackin up in da aisle...then comin home we hit da oriental run nail place n i got her a gift certificate fer there so she can do sumfin fer herself...her birthday was kinda put off this year, hmm wonder why?..lol...then motherlesbianinlaw came after work n we were off to dinner...dad was treatin, of course,lol...so we had dinner, some chick was walkin round table to table askin if they wanted to hear a song..(opera singin )...lisa n i were cringin n said iffen she came ova we didn't wanna hear her, dad even chimed in "i'll give her $5 not to sing"..LOL...dad had jus come from da VFW n he was tanked so in a very chipper mood, lol...she gets to our table...asks if we'd like a song...gary says..."sure we would"... BASTARD...LOL...when she was done mom aked her a cpl questions n gave her a tip n she was off...i shot him a look...LOL...i was goin from wine to mixed drinks so i figured grocery shoppin would be interestin...lol..but i was fine by da time we got there..when we were done it was back to da ranch..got da brats to bed n hellificanremember wut happened next but it was prolly sex, LOL...
sunday, oh dats right...motherlesbianinlaw took alex n chris overnight sat. night so da house was half quiet...i made breakfast, n hubby went outside n cut back all da lilac trees on da left of da house...right side he did last year...it was buggin him n he wanted to do em b4 cakies party on da 8th...i wanted him to do it next weekend but..its dat whole iffen he gets it in his mind thing nuffin stops him thing...bastard,lol...so now da house is exposed on da one side, lmao...i have clear view into muh neigbors pool now too ...but da bad thing...the whole back yard is COVERED w/ branches n shit...its gonna be in da 70's lata this week n where da furk am i gonna lay out?...GRRRRRR...he can't move em til da weekend cuz he needs to rent a wood chipper, yay...furkin grrrr...i may hafta go out in da driveway...last time i did dat tho da UPS man got a show...
then sunday night was da concert...ya see, friday mornin da movie star calls me n asks me iffen i could get a sitter fer sunday night..i'm like uh oh who died?.....figurin i hadda wake to go to...lol...he's like i just got 10th row fer alan jackson..."no shit"..lol....i'm like yeah i can, lol..i called lisa n begged her, tellin her it'd be cake since an hour after she got here theyd go to bed...she was sold,lol...lisa got to da house n i gave her da routine rundown as hubby changed...then he calls me to da bedroom door..says.."ya realize iffen yer jeans were longer i could wear em"...n he's modelin...i'm like "huh?"...he thought my jeans were his n put em on..LOL..too short..he says "does this mean i'm da same size as u?.."..LOL..when he got his on n came up lisa was crackin up..said "so ya like wearin victoria secret jeans?"..he says "hell yeah, i wuz feelin sexy there fer a minute.." GAWD...LMAO..we left fer da concert bout an hour ahead of time...sold out show we hit da traffic right away.....grabbed da first parkin lot we could (2 longgg city blocks away from da arena)...lol...then started trekkin off towards da arena...now i gotta add its 50 degrees, pourin rain..n i'm walkin da city streets in a tank top ...i'm so not da brightest crayon in da box...but i wasn't wearin a coat cuz i woulda hadda take it off n hang it on da chair n all dat chit, lmao..we find our seats, n omg we had great seats...i was feelin really young tho cuz their fan base is like almost geriatric stage...LOL..martina sang her ass off as usual...n alan was good..i'm not usually a fan of blond men...LOL...da movie star n i argued ova whether martina is hot er' not...he said well you don't like her cuz you like yer women blond.....good point,lol...it was a great show tho, n fer free, i wasn't complainin...well i did add..."why can't u get me these seats fer tim?..this is prime ass grabbin territory!!"...LMAO..he rolled his eyes, he can't win,lol...
damn...ya'll realize since i've started typin...we've watched da wiggles, dat pb n j otter thing (i think), n now we're onto dat extremely annoyin rollie pollie ollie ..lol...
on tap fer dis week..ummm spawn class t'day, then chris is goin to his friend jacobs..alex i think is goin to alexs' house (confusin huh?..lol)...i'm goin to get cream..LOL...(pervs!)...ummm then da rest of da week is quiet..this weekend is all cleanin n shit fer cakies party a week from saturday, we're cleanin da playroom porch off, rearrangin da livin room, n i'm willin to bet muh life da movie star is gonna lay da wood floor fer da kitchen renovatin project,lol...i say this cuz he has da quotes n was measurin da floor on sunday...LOL...hey i'm all fer it...after going to da rich folks house last weekend i'm all about redo'in everything n makin da house look better, LOL...i'm even lookin into gettin crafty wiff muh redocoratin self...move ova martha stewart, LOL...so dats bout all fer now i'm thinkin...i'll be here n there, so i'll catch ya's all in da room or in da trees..hehehe...l8ters t8ters...
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