another week...i promise no need 4 kleenex...lol..

i promise...no kleenex...thanks everyone for the kind words throughout the week......i really do feel that you are all like family..n it was nice hearing that even this crazy lil stressed out ny chick could touch so many of ya(although some i'd really like to touch in a whole other light...hehehe)...muahhhhsss n gropes (to a few of ya)...

as i sit here i'm on fire, lol...tannin season has begun...today made it to 91 degress, i was like woohooo sun, i gotta get crackin,lol..yes folks iffen da sun is shinin coopy will be out in it...pendin her lil ducklings allow dat is...i say this cuz well, take t'day fer instance...was all good we get outside, towels are down, i'm oiled up (PERVS!!!, LOL), n i get all happy in da sun (no sry, not DAT happy, kids are present!!!), i layed out fer bout oh 30 minutes...n katie n timmy start really freakin out bout da bug situation, grrrr...these kids, (n yes smartasses i know its muh fault) they are afraid of EVERY bug...cakie screams "spider spider" all over...it could be an ant..to her its a spider n very unacceptable...timmy will squash ants but he's like me with bees...i'm ok outside layin down, just freak everywhere else,lol...so they were whinin, cryin, complainin...i'm gettin good sun, i'm seein red, lol..n i was pissed, i'm tellin em to sit on da picnic table, n they do, n just stare...i was like fine,lol...ya wanna go in?.."yes"...ok naptime,lol...so we go in n after 30 sunless minutes they were out n i had an hour til the older boys bus came...so out i went, n stayed out fer 45 minutes, then came in n changed n got the boys...pondered going back but the lil ones got up n weren't for it,lol...so the older boys went out n i folded about a gazillion clothes i had put off fer as long as i could...but holy cripes,lol...i'm feelin dat sun now,lol...just got back from a candle party (yes another, lol) n i changed in da livin room n i'm like "look i have lines"...movie star is like..."well ummm yes you do"...then i said sumfin i can't say here cuz i have a rep to protect,lol...but his response was "yup i'll slap dat red skin silly"......hasn't happened yet,lol....i'm waitin,lol...

so...this past week was spring recess at coopys house......it was crazy, routine was all furked come 8 a.m monday mornin...easter candy was used as a bribing n bargainin tool to keep muh sanity fer much of da week...1 gripe..THAT FURKIN EASTER GRASS!!!!...everywhere , no matter how many times ya vacumn it turns up in the same places ya just vacumned not 2 minutes later, grrrrrrrrrrr, lol....on wednesday, motherlesbianinlaw n "casey" came n took alex n chris for a day long excursion...not too bad, at least i had 1 routine day...n friday muh aunt came n took alex n chris bowling..she was back within 3 hours.., take em longer geez,lmao...they had fun tho...lol

well folks, tuesday night i did it, lol...i got all courageous n shit n decided while i was feelin froggy that we'd color da hair darker...i had already picked muh color...(yes muh grease monkey hubby does muh hair, well when i'm not in da mood fer waitin on mom,lol...mom has her hands fun waitin on da 2 babies to move into her house )...so after dinner we did it...2 minutes wiff da solution on i'm like "hows it look?"...he says..."well its definitely not blond anymore"..."its only been 2 furkin minutes!!!!"...."uhhuh" he says n is crackin up...then timmy runs past me wheelin his "red car" in warp speed..catches the hair, n screams.."alex chris *crackin da hell up really loud*..look at moms hairs!!!!".yes garys crackin up,lol.....gawd i'm feelin good...then chris comes in while i'm still waitin fer it to set, n he says "mom its ORANGE!!"...me=...gary=...bastard, lmao...after i rinsed it n wimpered as i caught the first glimpse..i dryed it n styled it...hubby likes, i wasn't repulsed...i go in to say "the word" (don't ask!) to the boys n alex says.."nice hair mom n smiled"..lol...but all in all it got rave reviews...they finally told me they liked it better than the "yellow",lol...furkin kids,lol..i really like it tho, n it'll look really good with dat purple dress i gotta wear,lol...i jus cannot figure out da color, its like blond, red, n brown..hubbys friends were over sunday n his friend rich (he wants me,lol...)...he says "weren't you blond?"..i said.."i wuz"...he says.."whats that?..."...i'm like "hellifiknow"...n he says "i'll call it cinnamon"...uhhuh sure rich do as ya please, lol...goof...in all honestly its caramel sumfin,lol...anywho...

friday night, grocery night,lol...motherlesbianinlaw was late, damn her,lol...n we hadda buncha stops to make...got cakie a tricycle fer her birfday from target...then we went n got her a 14 karat gold bangle bracelet,lol....after we got her birfday squared away hubby decided we hadda stop to eat, so we stopped at da greek diner (GREEK DINER PICKLES RULE!!!)..LOL..we're sitin down waitin for our order n bs'in..n one of the owners er' wutever comes up n asks hubby iffen he wore a hat in n what he drives...hubbys like "umm no...why?"...the guys like "oh i saw a cpl that looked like you that came in a mini...(car i'm assumin,lol)...hubbys like "nope, we came in the yellow truck"...(dimitri???...movie star says all greeks are named dimitri,lol)...looks out da window n says.."nice", n walks away.....WEIRD...then as we overhear him talkin to a cpl ladys about their cell phones movie star looks at me n says "i got it"...i'm like "wut?"...he says "listen to him, he sounds exactly like mickey mouse"...LOL...ya know wut...he could be THE mickey mouse voice,LOL...it was hilarious,lol..he's over there sayin.."you like team mobile?"..n garys across from me imitatin him sayin "hello boys n girls"..."minnie mouse has team mobile"...i was laffin,lol...we skipped dessert i figured goin to da store i'd grab sumfin...i did i grabbed caramel brownie frozen yogurt...n when we got home i had some...omg it tasted like pottin soil...LOL..which distressed gary thinkin i'm samplin the flowers' soil....LOL..for the record, that is what i imagine potting soil to taste like, LMAO...

saturday, i wasn't feelin like cookin so i asked da kids iffen they wanted to go to da chinese buffett, always a hit,lol...i informed hubby n we were off..(after muh lifetime movie wuz done tyvm,lol)...it wasn't crowded, woohooo...so we got right in, got food n sat down...as the kids ate their sundaes after dinner i'm sittin there on da end n da chinese chick comes up n takes muh plate...i wuz kinda angled inward, like lookin down da table..when she came up, holy shit i screamed n jumped...LMAO...poor chris was right next to me, he almost chocked on his beef teriyaki stick, lmao...he was crackin up...too funny...timmy didn't scream "hey lady", i did not step in any jello...it was good, mellow even..they timmy starts swingin his package of crushed saltine crackers all over in da air over his head....movie star is right across from him givin him da evil eye n tellin him to stop, lol...which timmy kept up..until...the damn package busted open n cracker particles were winged all over a 5 foot radius, LMAO...i was dyin, lol...timmy was smirkin,lol..hubby jus put his head down,lol...thank goodness they quarantined us, lol...no one around to get hit w/ flyin crackers,lol..i think they were glad to see us leave,lol...we hit da video store then motherlesbianinlaws fer a quick visit...long enuff to crack up at dat picture of her n "casey" w/ dat wax statue of Nick Cage, LMAO...back at da ranch, we put the kiddies to bed then watched the fighting temptations...blah...after dat hubby goes in to da bathroom, then comes right back out n looks at me kinda funny..says.."do we own any lotions that do NOT smell like food?..."...i'm laughin, lol...i'm like lemme check...lol...closest i could find was dreamsicle...lol...orangy tho, lmao...he was like whatever,lol...sex wuz good after dat tho ...in fact i've had so much sex in da past week its like its goin outta style, lmao...sorry ...its good tho,lol..

sunday...after a slow start to our day we set off to CHEZ STEPHENS...LOL..ok lil background..stephen is da friend dat only calls when he needs sumfin, richer than god, n married to helen (whom he locked in a closet for two hours once..) (how fucked up is dat?...i woulda beat da furkin life outta him wiff large hard things,lol)...anywho, after pats funeral it seems he got a guilty conscience n invited us over for the day n dinner...we stopped n got dessert then set off to find his 300 grand house....i was droolin...lol...all in all it was an awesome day, kids played together n had a blast..cakie was callin steve dad n helen mom, kinda cute til they said they were keepin her n cakie agreed, lol.....they're even comin to cakie birfday party..imagine dat,lol..miracles do happen peeps,lol...was fun minglin wiff da rich folks, but ever since sunday i've been gettin "ideas" bout wut we can do around ours, LOL...

tomorrow i go back to learnin centers...*mumbles incoherently*...after a week without i don't wanna go back,lol...but timmy n cakie get out...n chris has me in class fer an hour...i'll go ..uhhuh really missed those kids......this friday is lisas baby shower...missin muh grocery night...hubby will hafta go alone,lol...cakie was invited too so its a girls night out, n we got lisa a jazzed up swing so its all ready to go...n in a lil less than 3 weeks its muh lil cakies birfday...i sent out da invites, oh n i was informed saturday nigt when i told motherlesbianinlaw of da date, dat it falls on tulip festival day ...wutdafurkeva...n she says to "casey"..."whenever theres a party it falls on some festival day"...furkin bite me i felt like sayin...i'm not about to check her social calendar,lol...she either comes er' doesn't ...LOL...aren't i sweet?...lol...

ok peeps i'm one exhausticated person, well maybe after a lil fornication....but not defication...oh my i'm gettin silly wiff muhself,lol...sry,lol...one last thing...things i think about...why did muh neighbor name one of his boys JR n his other dominick junior......weird..ohhhhhh n why does muh other neighbor down da street feel da need to house a dead wise potato chip truck on his front lawn?...decoration?......n why does he have 3 ducks attatched to da hood of his ryder truck he drives ...things dat just make me wanna say..WUT DA FURK!!!!...LOL...theres more i'm always thinkin,lol..next time...LOL...til then, keep smilin...kisses n hugzz...

yer coopy

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