Wednesday, April 07, 2004

i know i know...i suck..LOL

i'm such a slacker, i'm not in denial..after i start ramblin you'll see why i took muh time...lol..so bite me.... please?...LOL

ok can i just say i'm wishing for may already?..lol...jus cuz every furkin day seems to be "aprils fools" to timmy,LOL..the kid says it constantly!!!...i keep tellin him april fools is done but he's not listenin,lol...on sunday he says mom look over there at the monkey...so i'm lookin (i mean come on i have 4 kids all kinds of toys (childrens) all ova da house)...so i'm lookin around..n i'm gettin frustrated cuz i'm not seein it...then i say ok timmy where?..he smiles that half crooked smile, bats his long eyelashes n then screams at me "aprils fools mom".....all da while da movie stars crackin up at me...BASTARD,lol...

on thursday at like 1 pm, da school nurse calls n my immediate reaction was "which one do ya have?",lol...she says chris is here n he has an earache..grrr...i tell her i'll pack up the ducklings n be right there, call da doctors n they say ok come right down, call da movie star n get him ready for the prescription dropoff n he says "wut bout alex?"......i hadda get alex out early too cuz i knew i wouldn't be home in time n that kind of trauma would be like 60 years of therapy,lol..so we all head down to the docs, yup ear infection, drop off da prescription at da hubbys work aka grease monkeys anonymous,lol..then headed home...sooooo much stress crammed into a timeframe of an hour and a half!!!...no wonder i had stomach pains all day friday n saturday..that scared me but i'm k, they subsided...

saturday having those pains put me on da couch most of da day, woohoo lifetime chick flicks,lol while da movie star took all 4 out to play as he installed muh 10 disc changer (6 of which are tim )..saturday night movie star took the bigger boys to a truck n car show (they got to sit in a hummer..um woohoo?,lol)...n while they were out timmy relapsed on dat thing i thought we conquered , i bugged maybe not da right thing to do but i felt da stress buildin, made da movie star come home...n we dealt..then when the house had calmed down n we put everyone to bed...timmy realizes "junior" is missing yet again ..."junior" is the tie dyed pastel type seahorse beanie baby that i believe was a happy meal toy at one point...this furkin seahorse has been stretched out so he is abnormally larger than yer average garden variety seahorse, LOL...n he HAS to be in bed with timmy...so we searched fer "junior" fer about 30 minutes then found him in between the matress n the bed ...with "junior" securely in place all was a go for bedtime...I LOVE BEDTIME!!!!, LOL...

my candle party turned out really really good, i have like 300 bucks in free shit comin, lol...that should keep me stocked til the fall party.....mom n lisa came nuttin really new there...no good gossip...n chris' lil friend devin (who i swear if had an orange face n bright green hair would look like an oompa loompa,LOL) w/ his mom...the kids all played while the scents of many candles burnin gave gary a headache,lol...tff...then devins mom took alex n chris up to their house for awhile to play, was a nice break...

monday, i got up all set to get timmy n cakie ready fer da movie...(which btw i was outnumbered on choosing, damn scobby doo2,lol)...so i get em bathed n its like 15 minutes before we leave the house..school nurse calls , chris has a tummy ache ...i'm like tellin her wut i'm up to n wonderin if that could be the reason...chris gets on the phone n i tell him to hold out n see if after he eats lunch if he still feels yucky...kk no prob give her my cell number n she can call if she needs me..as i park da sweet pickles van in da theatre parkin lot cell rings ...its her again he's back in da office complainin......i'm like ok look i'm here n i can't back out now, he'll have to lay it out on the bed there i'll get him in 2 hours..., was dat bad?..so we get into da theatre n 24 bucks later, we're sittin down, cakies in awe bein her first movie n me bein all sappy tearin up watchin her was just too much,lol..imma goof, ya knew dat,lol...the movie was good, better than the first in my opinion but scarier monsters, cakie stayed in muh lap oh bout da whole movie...n timmy was only scared once...when they kicked da monsters butts in da end timmy was cheerin n stuff...i teared up again..i'm so sappy,lol..when da movie was ova, we took off fer school, with about 30 minutes of the school day left i grabbed chris (from his class not the nurses office ), n went home to get timmy ready fer his 1 year folow up appt to his ear surgery......movie star took him...well peeps get ready fer me to start freakin, another ear infection n talk that he'll have another surgery in a month ...stress level overload...but u know me i'll try pushin it off til last minute...sooo wiff dat bein said, after da docs gary took him to get a haircut with him..went to a habib kinda guy...reg place wasn't open,lol..no choice...so gary tells me the guy had him hold timmys head while he got around his ears...the guys cuttin, garys holdin...timmy looks at gary n says.."dad yer a pain in my ass" lmao...it's amazingly even funnier cuz the habib had no clue what he said speaking no english n laffed at him..LOL...too funny..

last night was muh dress fittin fer my friends wedding...first time i've seen the dress in a year..still pretty, lol..the color tho is gonna make me hafta dye da hair medium brownish, tis k tho i can handle it fer dat, who knows i may even keep it...we get to this womans house who is doing the alterations, n i realize this is one of those times i shoulda worn panties ...this room is the size of an outhouse,lol, n theres like 4 kids n 4 adults huddled around..at my turn everyone got out wiff da door open n muh best friend slidin da dress ova muh head i wiggled outta muh pants...woman has to take like 8 inches off da damn dress no joke, lol...it looks really good except fer muh hips...i have big hips, nice handles actually, but they stick out bein theres little um "breastmeat" had to MA...so i'm da curvy one...lol...another chick has big thighs n no kids so i still look good ...anywho, the dress is fitted, muh shoes are off to be dyed, i just need da beauty treatments closer to da day,lol...n gotta convince da hubby to go now cuz i need a ride, lmaooo...

ok n da icing on da coopy mail cake?..i got caught AGAIN...@ me n muh damn mouth...lmao..da movie star seems to think it's damn funny, i'm not sure wut i think cept dammit AGAIN?...lol...yes living room again, figured it was safe cuz it was later than normal..nope...through the vent..that FURKIN vent, ya hear alex say.."is that mom huffin n puffin?"...HUFFIN N PUFFIN?...fer da love......yes gary says, she's ok...deed is so over,lol...he's laffin, i'm laffin in total embarassment, i go sit at the puter, which is in front of the vent...n garys like better tell him yer ok....so i turn around n say...loudly.."i'm done huffin n puffin n blowin da house down"...lol...he backs up from da vent n says.."haha i heard dat funny mom"...furkin brat,lol...gawd i can't win,lol...but hey, it was good...n good again later, huffin n puffin after he was asleep,lol......musta been good too cuz da tooth fairy forgot to come last night for chris tooth that fell out yesterday,lmao...poor kids we so suck at tooth fairy,lol...tonights another night,lol..to forget...

ok ok i think i've filled ya'll with enuff mental pics to last ya..i'll try not slackin next week but kids are on vacation too ...can i scream yet?...SHUP!!,lol...l8ters t8ters..n happy easter everyone..NO i'm having ham!!!!, LOL...family will be ova tho,lol...who knows wut might happen...

coopy

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