possibly...n i stress possibly...a short one this week,LOL
now come on....did ya really believe me?...actually i am serious...i think...no actually i'm quite tired n da movie star wants to watch cabin fever after the brats go to bed so my time is limited...i sowwy...tomorrow is usually my mail day but fluffys off tomorrow instead n i'll be high up in the love shack..do not disturb sign wavin proudly,lol....ah hell who am i kiddin, iffen any of yall need me i'll come runnin...maybe a lil flustered but runnin nonetheless......i'm soooo happy i could rip muh clothes off n make naked snow angels ...n with bout 9 or more inches (SNOW YA FREAKIN PERVERTS!!!) rollin in here tommorrow i jus may, yeah ok... freakin snow....watch no school wed.
omg omg brit those awards......i swear i needed depends just readin the list of awards... which one of you smart asses put in the turkey baster award?......well furk u, lol...but omg muh roots will be grey by the time i get through nominating..sheesh...lovin it brit n bttr...great job gf's ...brit?...wanna go furk?...lmao
i am FINALLY makin progress on da stubborn timminator potty trainin issue...omg he is such a stubborn lil grrrrr (nope i dunno where he gets it)...i just gave up on thursday n said its over timmy...seems to be doing ok, except he hates the way wedgies feel, LMAO...so i tell him to go without...i think i created a monster cuz every mornin he tells me he wants to be naked....lol....yeah he's still in a diaper at night but baby steps people...just pat me on da back n i'll feel less of a total idiot mom,lol...
ok so my aunt god bless her soul decides she wants to take alex n chris on dat sleepover she promised em last year n chose friday night...hold onto yer panties (not that i wear any )...but she decided to take timmy too ...holy furk, i know...timmys never slept over anywhere n here this woman is just divin in...i said hell yes take him,lol...i need a break every once n again n my aunt n uncle just nudge me n tell me i need someone to take cakie overnight ..like i'm plannin a wild sex party......well...ok i've thought it,lol...but hell iffen i'm gonna furk imma gonna furk no matter iffen theres no kids or a whole damn kiddie carnival..no...no dunking booths bro...get dat visual outta there,lol...anywho...i had myself all ready to go out in the cold bout midnight to retrieve my screamin child but guess what?..no calls...no instant messages...n mornin came....holy furk i guess he liked it,lol...my aunt brought em back n just kept sayin how much of a trip timmy was...he walked into their house, did a once over kinda look then asked where their "frigidator "was...when he found it...he looked inside, said out loud.."orange juice, coke, oranges...ok i'll stay"......n when my aunt made macaroni n cheese for em for dinner she placed timmys in front of him n he started freakin...she doesn't know any better but she's all frantic n goes n gets alex n pleads with him to come help her by telling her what timmys bitchin bout... alex knows timmy doesn't eat the cheese on his macaroni n cheese he likes just the plain macaroni , he's a weirdo....but my aunt rinsed the cheese off n timmy was pleased,LOL...what a goof, but he survived!!!!..woohoo motherlesbianinlaw takes the 2 older boys all da time whats 1 more?..lol...
OMG...n dat woman......before the big sleepover n while the older boys were in school, she decided to finally, 2 weeks after timmys birthday to take him to the build a bear factory...she took cakie too, leavin me all alone in the peace n silience, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...lol....they came back n on the way home she decides to get all da kids mcdonalds for like an early dinner type of deal..no prob i say...happy meals all around..FUCKIN FLOURESCENT PURPLE PLAYDOUGH....WTF AGAIN WTF???.....god dammit i can't win,lol...i'm so sick of playdough, hey its not glitter yes i know but still..grrrr freakin grrrr...it didn't have a chance to reach the carpet tho cuz i took it as soon as they turned their heads, well after cakie rolled hers into a ball then took a bite outta it ...
saturday night was also a very peaceful night...da movie stars employer gave him 4 tickets to monster jam at the arena..woohooo take the 3 boys i said, girls night in, lol...i had cakie in bed n a quiet house for a few hours, twas very very nice...then they came home ...sunday pretty much laundry n chat....lol...where else right?...my god my oh so brilliant hubby decides to buy a laser pointer on one of his lil excursions out to get car parts er' whatever he does in dat damn garage of his...lol...ok the point of the laser pointer u ask???...ya ready?...no, really?...are ya ready?...TO TORTURE THE CAT ...for $1.99 this man i married sat there for an hour just laffin at the stupid cat chasin this damn red dot......yeah i woulda been excited...NOT...n i know i told bro, but lemme tell ya bout this damn cat...she's freakin high maintenence (have NO clue where she gets dat from....lol)...but its true if there is one god darned tender vittle in her water floatin there she'll follow ya around meowin til ya look at her n say...what?...then she gives ya this look as to say, you stupid bitch get me fresh water...geezzzzz....furkin pussy...don't get excited MA......
n omg bro, it really was a treat to have ya glued to yer computer chair all weekend, i'm not used to seein ya with the nitetime crowd so it was awesome......n no i didn't even hafta cyber slap ya once...
lemme see here...well i think dats bout all i can type tonight, with some reserve left for chat...i left to watch cabin fever wiff da movie star ..except for da sex scenes it blew holes in cheerios...still bloody tho so it was all good....had an actor in it named Rider Strong omg omg i nearly wet myself from laffin da movie star told me to shup....i told him to fuck off n it was all good,lol...
okies...kisses n luvins to muh girlies in 31...i'll be poppin in n out ...n well lotsa tongue kisses n long sensual strokes to muh peeps in 2...but not bro cuz dats icky!!!......i wouldn't be dat bratty sis iffen i didn't constantly bug ya ...l8ters t8ters...
coopy luvin her fluffy
omg omg brit those awards......i swear i needed depends just readin the list of awards... which one of you smart asses put in the turkey baster award?......well furk u, lol...but omg muh roots will be grey by the time i get through nominating..sheesh...lovin it brit n bttr...great job gf's ...brit?...wanna go furk?...lmao
i am FINALLY makin progress on da stubborn timminator potty trainin issue...omg he is such a stubborn lil grrrrr (nope i dunno where he gets it)...i just gave up on thursday n said its over timmy...seems to be doing ok, except he hates the way wedgies feel, LMAO...so i tell him to go without...i think i created a monster cuz every mornin he tells me he wants to be naked....lol....yeah he's still in a diaper at night but baby steps people...just pat me on da back n i'll feel less of a total idiot mom,lol...
ok so my aunt god bless her soul decides she wants to take alex n chris on dat sleepover she promised em last year n chose friday night...hold onto yer panties (not that i wear any )...but she decided to take timmy too ...holy furk, i know...timmys never slept over anywhere n here this woman is just divin in...i said hell yes take him,lol...i need a break every once n again n my aunt n uncle just nudge me n tell me i need someone to take cakie overnight ..like i'm plannin a wild sex party......well...ok i've thought it,lol...but hell iffen i'm gonna furk imma gonna furk no matter iffen theres no kids or a whole damn kiddie carnival..no...no dunking booths bro...get dat visual outta there,lol...anywho...i had myself all ready to go out in the cold bout midnight to retrieve my screamin child but guess what?..no calls...no instant messages...n mornin came....holy furk i guess he liked it,lol...my aunt brought em back n just kept sayin how much of a trip timmy was...he walked into their house, did a once over kinda look then asked where their "frigidator "was...when he found it...he looked inside, said out loud.."orange juice, coke, oranges...ok i'll stay"......n when my aunt made macaroni n cheese for em for dinner she placed timmys in front of him n he started freakin...she doesn't know any better but she's all frantic n goes n gets alex n pleads with him to come help her by telling her what timmys bitchin bout... alex knows timmy doesn't eat the cheese on his macaroni n cheese he likes just the plain macaroni , he's a weirdo....but my aunt rinsed the cheese off n timmy was pleased,LOL...what a goof, but he survived!!!!..woohoo motherlesbianinlaw takes the 2 older boys all da time whats 1 more?..lol...
OMG...n dat woman......before the big sleepover n while the older boys were in school, she decided to finally, 2 weeks after timmys birthday to take him to the build a bear factory...she took cakie too, leavin me all alone in the peace n silience, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...lol....they came back n on the way home she decides to get all da kids mcdonalds for like an early dinner type of deal..no prob i say...happy meals all around..FUCKIN FLOURESCENT PURPLE PLAYDOUGH....WTF AGAIN WTF???.....god dammit i can't win,lol...i'm so sick of playdough, hey its not glitter yes i know but still..grrrr freakin grrrr...it didn't have a chance to reach the carpet tho cuz i took it as soon as they turned their heads, well after cakie rolled hers into a ball then took a bite outta it ...
saturday night was also a very peaceful night...da movie stars employer gave him 4 tickets to monster jam at the arena..woohooo take the 3 boys i said, girls night in, lol...i had cakie in bed n a quiet house for a few hours, twas very very nice...then they came home ...sunday pretty much laundry n chat....lol...where else right?...my god my oh so brilliant hubby decides to buy a laser pointer on one of his lil excursions out to get car parts er' whatever he does in dat damn garage of his...lol...ok the point of the laser pointer u ask???...ya ready?...no, really?...are ya ready?...TO TORTURE THE CAT ...for $1.99 this man i married sat there for an hour just laffin at the stupid cat chasin this damn red dot......yeah i woulda been excited...NOT...n i know i told bro, but lemme tell ya bout this damn cat...she's freakin high maintenence (have NO clue where she gets dat from....lol)...but its true if there is one god darned tender vittle in her water floatin there she'll follow ya around meowin til ya look at her n say...what?...then she gives ya this look as to say, you stupid bitch get me fresh water...geezzzzz....furkin pussy...don't get excited MA......
n omg bro, it really was a treat to have ya glued to yer computer chair all weekend, i'm not used to seein ya with the nitetime crowd so it was awesome......n no i didn't even hafta cyber slap ya once...
lemme see here...well i think dats bout all i can type tonight, with some reserve left for chat...i left to watch cabin fever wiff da movie star ..except for da sex scenes it blew holes in cheerios...still bloody tho so it was all good....had an actor in it named Rider Strong omg omg i nearly wet myself from laffin da movie star told me to shup....i told him to fuck off n it was all good,lol...
okies...kisses n luvins to muh girlies in 31...i'll be poppin in n out ...n well lotsa tongue kisses n long sensual strokes to muh peeps in 2...but not bro cuz dats icky!!!......i wouldn't be dat bratty sis iffen i didn't constantly bug ya ...l8ters t8ters...
coopy luvin her fluffy
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