here i am...still kickin...
i'm supposed to be watchin gh right bout now, but muh damn mind isn't focusin on the hot men n cheap sex scenes.. i know, amazin huh?...lol...nah i was droolin actually but its freezin n i had to get up...covered cakie n timmy n lo n behold found muhself sittin right here...
i gotta say, n i forgot last week but blondie, that long email bout the stressed mom...omg had me believin it was me who wrote dat...so good...ty it made me smile when i read it...
so...last thursday was muh birfday...ty for all the mushy notes n goofy status messages n all da happy birthdays...yup n muh very special phone calls , you all mean so much to me...it was a pretty good day for the most part despite it being so damn cold up here in my part of the world...n yes hubby was hellbent on takin me out fer dinner in da cold...lol....motherlesbianinlaw came ova to watch the kids n off we went...omg my parts wuz freezin ...we get to the restaurant, we're talkin fancy place....friggin coat check n ten people fluffin ya around before ya get to yer table..we sit down and just started pickin things out....it was an everything included dinner compliments of his employers who felt bad i missed da christmas party......ok so after apetizers n salad, da movie star n i are bs'in...nuttin special alotta me checkin everyone else out n i notice these two ladies chattin n eatin this hellifiknow in a lil cup...i'm like hmm desserts lookin a lil on da lite side...lol..then like 5 minutes later i'm noticin they're eatin their dinner...i swear i'm like ...then our every so uh gay waiter guy comes over n puts these lil cups in front of us...i'm like ...whats this?...looks like a ball of sugar...well i'll be damned iffen it isn't some lemon sherbert thing...i don't get out much folks but my hubby explained it to me n made me feel like the complete goofball i am...he says i'm gettin hicktified...hellifiknow what dat means but i laffed n told him to fuck off......we finally get through the meal which was awesome n then mr gay comes over wheelin this dessert cart....now they have all these really fancy pants desserts none of which were any kind of appealing to me n i was just too damn full...i'm like hell i ate my dessert right before dinner......was nice tho, i always love going out for dinner only cuz its a meal i'm garunteed to get still hot...
so this man i decided ,under possibly much medication, to marry some 7 years ago has this habituatual tendency to piss me off with vehicles...yeah you've heard bout it...well we were a 3 vehicle household then last week he tells me he bought a car...for resell of course but geez its gotta sit in my driveway til it gets sold ...then i get a call friday...he's like i need yer opinion......on?...i have this chance to get a $7800 truck a 4X4 for $2800...i'm like well um what bout the other 2 vehicles?...they'll get sold ...ok n whats da catch?...well its banana yellow n its a ford......ok lemme tell ya a lil sumfin...this idiot i married is a gmc guy, works for em, lives em...ford has been a bad bad word in our house forever...n on top of that my parents were ford people until gary turned them into gmc people n weeded out da fords...so yeah ...i'm like um...WTF...he's like well the only reason i'd get it is cuz i could turn right around now n sell it for $7800......whatever i say...n now he is the proud owner of da NANABILE ...what a dickdork i tell ya...truck does grown on ya tho after ya put sunglasses on...in da dark tho...purty sharp,lol...can't wait to tell muh dad tho ...
friday night came around n motherlesbianinlaw came ova for her weekly babysittin ritual....after 3 weeks of rentin a spongebob playstation game that da kids love i asked da movie star to just get the kids mcdonalds friday night n we'd head out early n go get the game as well as get me some birfday stuff......i was in one hell of a mood by then too n walkin around in a daze n well i felt the need to spend money...so movie star comes home wiff happy meals all around...ok i'm gonna say it...FUCK U MCDONALDS...those bastards whoever they are decided after smokin entirely way too much crack that..hey lets make play dough a happy meal toy......ok thats 4 happy meal toys, oh wait 5 cuz motherlesbianinlaw had to get a big kids meal.....so 5 happy meal toy kits full of flourescent PINK play dough...of which was embedded into muh maroon carpet 2 hours later when we got home...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...here i'd just had shoppin therapy n a cpl hundred dollars of new clothes n i come home to dat...grrrr, i can't win,lol...
saturday...wow i dunno that i can say too much, was a very emotionally charged day...my head was such a mess that i put 2 pairs of pants on timmy n no shirt only to have him look at me like i had 10 heads...n i totally forgot christophers bestest buddys birthday party was saturday morning...bad mommy i know but i was a mess...thought i had my head cleared come saturday night n i start drinkin, continue to drink for a lil bit then got feelin not so good...i left n well tryed to outsmart a hangover...not pretty especially when yer really drunk all night n can't remember takin da pills before bed only to wake up mid sleep n take more then again to take more...i spose i'm a lucky chickidee to be sittin here, pretty stupid on my part yes...i don't plan on drinkin like dat anytime soon...i dunno what exactly i was thinkin i usually stop at a point but apparently i didn't saturday night...hellifiknow but i payed n yes now i am fine...n won't do it again...can't say i won't get a good buzz goin but not like saturday night....n thx for all of ya who told me what to do to help me through dat...water is something i won't be cravin for awhile i tell ya,lol....had muh fill, i'll be pissin fer a week nonstop now, lmao...oh wait, brb
ahhh better,lol...jokin people,lol....so the kids have yesterday off on account of martin luther king day...yay...i'm gettin ready after egr'in and the 3 boys were at the dining room table cuz alex had made toast...so i'm listenin...lol...i hear chris going on n on about foods, then outta no where he says alex, u want some beef wellington?..alex laffed n said whats dat?...chris replys..its beef with george wellington on it.....n chris has this lil voice, its really funny, omg i swear i was dyin, too funny....
they went back to school today thank goodness...i love school,lol...its half quiet in muh house at least,lol...i took timmy n cakie out fer lunch today, n when i went out to start da van i didn't wear a coat...i'm thinkin its gonna be like 40 below like it had been but nope it was 17 ...woohooo i get out there n i'm like heyyyy this ain't bad ...cracks me up how its like dat, its freezin then ya get 20 n people are sayin, hell yeah imma wear shorts t'day...n omg it never fails, the sun shines n theres a line 10 cars dep in each lane of da car wash..HELLOOOOOO PEOPLE its still freezin out...oh my the suns shinin imma go wash muh car ...i don't get it,LOL...
ok peeps, i hope i did muh job if ya half cracked a smirk here n there...i've had alot on my mind lately n its been weighin me down but i learned sumfin last night n since then i've been more on da mushy side n less on da funny side...do me one favor will ya?...cherish every single day u have n make sure the people in your life know just how special n important they are...i'm learnin more n more we aren't garunteed a lifetime, 5 years, 1 year or even a tomorrow...i luvs u all...
coopy
i gotta say, n i forgot last week but blondie, that long email bout the stressed mom...omg had me believin it was me who wrote dat...so good...ty it made me smile when i read it...
so...last thursday was muh birfday...ty for all the mushy notes n goofy status messages n all da happy birthdays...yup n muh very special phone calls , you all mean so much to me...it was a pretty good day for the most part despite it being so damn cold up here in my part of the world...n yes hubby was hellbent on takin me out fer dinner in da cold...lol....motherlesbianinlaw came ova to watch the kids n off we went...omg my parts wuz freezin ...we get to the restaurant, we're talkin fancy place....friggin coat check n ten people fluffin ya around before ya get to yer table..we sit down and just started pickin things out....it was an everything included dinner compliments of his employers who felt bad i missed da christmas party......ok so after apetizers n salad, da movie star n i are bs'in...nuttin special alotta me checkin everyone else out n i notice these two ladies chattin n eatin this hellifiknow in a lil cup...i'm like hmm desserts lookin a lil on da lite side...lol..then like 5 minutes later i'm noticin they're eatin their dinner...i swear i'm like ...then our every so uh gay waiter guy comes over n puts these lil cups in front of us...i'm like ...whats this?...looks like a ball of sugar...well i'll be damned iffen it isn't some lemon sherbert thing...i don't get out much folks but my hubby explained it to me n made me feel like the complete goofball i am...he says i'm gettin hicktified...hellifiknow what dat means but i laffed n told him to fuck off......we finally get through the meal which was awesome n then mr gay comes over wheelin this dessert cart....now they have all these really fancy pants desserts none of which were any kind of appealing to me n i was just too damn full...i'm like hell i ate my dessert right before dinner......was nice tho, i always love going out for dinner only cuz its a meal i'm garunteed to get still hot...
so this man i decided ,under possibly much medication, to marry some 7 years ago has this habituatual tendency to piss me off with vehicles...yeah you've heard bout it...well we were a 3 vehicle household then last week he tells me he bought a car...for resell of course but geez its gotta sit in my driveway til it gets sold ...then i get a call friday...he's like i need yer opinion......on?...i have this chance to get a $7800 truck a 4X4 for $2800...i'm like well um what bout the other 2 vehicles?...they'll get sold ...ok n whats da catch?...well its banana yellow n its a ford......ok lemme tell ya a lil sumfin...this idiot i married is a gmc guy, works for em, lives em...ford has been a bad bad word in our house forever...n on top of that my parents were ford people until gary turned them into gmc people n weeded out da fords...so yeah ...i'm like um...WTF...he's like well the only reason i'd get it is cuz i could turn right around now n sell it for $7800......whatever i say...n now he is the proud owner of da NANABILE ...what a dickdork i tell ya...truck does grown on ya tho after ya put sunglasses on...in da dark tho...purty sharp,lol...can't wait to tell muh dad tho ...
friday night came around n motherlesbianinlaw came ova for her weekly babysittin ritual....after 3 weeks of rentin a spongebob playstation game that da kids love i asked da movie star to just get the kids mcdonalds friday night n we'd head out early n go get the game as well as get me some birfday stuff......i was in one hell of a mood by then too n walkin around in a daze n well i felt the need to spend money...so movie star comes home wiff happy meals all around...ok i'm gonna say it...FUCK U MCDONALDS...those bastards whoever they are decided after smokin entirely way too much crack that..hey lets make play dough a happy meal toy......ok thats 4 happy meal toys, oh wait 5 cuz motherlesbianinlaw had to get a big kids meal.....so 5 happy meal toy kits full of flourescent PINK play dough...of which was embedded into muh maroon carpet 2 hours later when we got home...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...here i'd just had shoppin therapy n a cpl hundred dollars of new clothes n i come home to dat...grrrr, i can't win,lol...
saturday...wow i dunno that i can say too much, was a very emotionally charged day...my head was such a mess that i put 2 pairs of pants on timmy n no shirt only to have him look at me like i had 10 heads...n i totally forgot christophers bestest buddys birthday party was saturday morning...bad mommy i know but i was a mess...thought i had my head cleared come saturday night n i start drinkin, continue to drink for a lil bit then got feelin not so good...i left n well tryed to outsmart a hangover...not pretty especially when yer really drunk all night n can't remember takin da pills before bed only to wake up mid sleep n take more then again to take more...i spose i'm a lucky chickidee to be sittin here, pretty stupid on my part yes...i don't plan on drinkin like dat anytime soon...i dunno what exactly i was thinkin i usually stop at a point but apparently i didn't saturday night...hellifiknow but i payed n yes now i am fine...n won't do it again...can't say i won't get a good buzz goin but not like saturday night....n thx for all of ya who told me what to do to help me through dat...water is something i won't be cravin for awhile i tell ya,lol....had muh fill, i'll be pissin fer a week nonstop now, lmao...oh wait, brb
ahhh better,lol...jokin people,lol....so the kids have yesterday off on account of martin luther king day...yay...i'm gettin ready after egr'in and the 3 boys were at the dining room table cuz alex had made toast...so i'm listenin...lol...i hear chris going on n on about foods, then outta no where he says alex, u want some beef wellington?..alex laffed n said whats dat?...chris replys..its beef with george wellington on it.....n chris has this lil voice, its really funny, omg i swear i was dyin, too funny....
they went back to school today thank goodness...i love school,lol...its half quiet in muh house at least,lol...i took timmy n cakie out fer lunch today, n when i went out to start da van i didn't wear a coat...i'm thinkin its gonna be like 40 below like it had been but nope it was 17 ...woohooo i get out there n i'm like heyyyy this ain't bad ...cracks me up how its like dat, its freezin then ya get 20 n people are sayin, hell yeah imma wear shorts t'day...n omg it never fails, the sun shines n theres a line 10 cars dep in each lane of da car wash..HELLOOOOOO PEOPLE its still freezin out...oh my the suns shinin imma go wash muh car ...i don't get it,LOL...
ok peeps, i hope i did muh job if ya half cracked a smirk here n there...i've had alot on my mind lately n its been weighin me down but i learned sumfin last night n since then i've been more on da mushy side n less on da funny side...do me one favor will ya?...cherish every single day u have n make sure the people in your life know just how special n important they are...i'm learnin more n more we aren't garunteed a lifetime, 5 years, 1 year or even a tomorrow...i luvs u all...
coopy
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