this weeks coopy mail...talkin grill A HIT!!!
ok peeps...i seem to have rebounded from the killer migraine that had me near tears, holy crap i say ...in fact, i rebounded so well...that well we'll just say i went 7 rounds w/ a good friend of mine......hey i told ya i had no shame no in muh name,lol...n i'm only gonna say this once..MA BERT whip that thing out maryanne needs luvvvvvvvvv ....
well i came to a crossroads wiff spawn class last week...muh sister is still gonna take a cpl college course this semester so she was out as a sitter for my tuesdays spawn class...no huge deal i'm thinkin i can still take da timminator n cakie, but then i started thinkin back on how over christmas vacation we became typhoid house n i began thinkin maybe it'd be in their best interest n mine to stay out until winter n cold season is over...not only that but it'd keep them from havin to get all bundled up n go out in the frigid cold for an hour...i dunno iffen its the right answer or not but i think i'm doin the right thing, trying to explain to chris was hard he wants me there but i did my best n his teacher explained too...anywho i'll be back soon enough n bitchin all ova again,lol....maybe by then they'll ditch the rice table...
ok last tuesday i go out to da busstop...my neighbors mom gets his daughter that day so she's down there...i honestly have no clue lookin back now how da conversation got started but all of a sudden this woman whom i speak to for 10 minutes every week fer da past 3 years at this busstop decides to tell me about how she just stopped takin her birth control pill n she laid in bed hemmoragin (furk muh spellin!!) the day before n her mom hadn't menopaused til she was like way old n shit...now mind u i'm really weirded the furk out!!!!...i was like lookin down da road just sayin my lil prayer to da almighty one to speed da bus up...seemed to work...i was never so happy to see muh 2 oldest shlep off that bus,lol.......n luckily a very special phone call held me back a bit from da busstop so i didn't hafta converse w/ her
okies, friday night, muh shoppin night right?..motherlesbianinlaw calls me at 4:30 soundin like da grim reaper was standin behind her n sayin can we wait til saturday for our groceries, i was like well....he's workin n we need party supplies so lemme find someone else, she says sorry n blah blah blah...i call mom n lisa...they're goin shoppin lisa says...i call da movie star n he says he'd go alone, i'm like well ya could call in one of the 40 thousand favors from yer goofball friends...he's like maybe...then bout 10 minutes lata muh sister calls me n says she'd babysit cuz mom backed outta shoppin on her under 1 condition, i feed her cuz there wasn't shit to eat at their house...of course,lol...i call da movie star back he's on da way home n his friend was comin to babysit...i tell him to call him back n tell him he was off da hook this time n get lisa a number 2 from mcdonalds, lol......i gots muh groceries n muh party supplies
saturday, like clockwork ever freakin year we've been here in da winter, da furnace decided it wasn't gonna work...movie star was off at work so i just made the kids layer up...(ogres aren't da only ones wiff layers )...n when he got home on top of everything else he fixed dat, we're warm again...well sorta...i lost hot water 10 minutes into muh shower today cuz da actual part that needs fixin was just repaired temporarily til tomorrow when its replacement comes in...i was like ahhh afta da migraine then... holy coldness....no wonder my EGR was so quick today...lol, although...i must say, bro timed me yesterday n i broke my EGR (for the coopy language impaired...Extensive Groomin Ritual) record of 36 minutes, i made it in 27 minutes...GO COOPY GO COOPY...ok i need a hobby, lol..
sunday mornin i came upstairs n headed straight fer da birfday boy...as soon as he saw me he said happy birthday mom...it was like a greeting to him, i was informed every member of the house was greeted the same way,lol..we gave in n gave him da talkin grill before da party, woofurkinnnnhooo it was EXACTLY what he wanted......a tad bit on da loud side but he's happy,lol...bugers all around...the party was a hit too...gram was here n no she did not end up covered in finding nemo birthday cake...i hadda slight heart attack cuz i was afraid my hubbies idiot buddies might say sumfin bout lisas asshole being in jail...hubby assured me he told them not to say nuffin...then i'm like omg aunt marie...ok aunt marie is actually garys great aunt... oh you'll love this...she is shorter than even me, older than older than dirt, like we're talkin 82 er sumfin like dat...she cannot remember ANYTHING...she'll call ya every person in da family but yer real name...sweet as anything tho...what'd i do on new years?.....well ya see aunt marie came ova fer dessert n asked bout muh sister, n me bein too damn honest told her...now this woman wouldn't say anything normally but being the slightly senile person she is i'm panickin...i take her aside in da kitchen n tell her its being kept hush, she assured me she had been home all alone all week n told no one...well hell i didn't care bout her week just shush in front of lisa,lol.......nuffin was said by anyone...apparently my sister pulled chris n alex aside to their room n explained the situation to them...i haven't gotten any details from either child yet but i will...my mother told me lisa compared what he did as an adult to a time out for a child......n apparently she told them that da fruit will tell them all about it n how wrong it was as soon as he gets back.....i'm not even sayin nuffin to gary cuz he's have words about all this i just know...hey whats another thing to hold in?...lol......so the partys over...most everyone leaves but motherlesbianinlaw, aunt marie n aunt rose...its dark, pitch black out...so motherlesbianinlaw insists on drivin aunt marie home, aunt marie is like oh no i'll drive, n motherlesbianinlaw says no casey can drive my car n follow us i'll drive yer car..so they go...we're cleanin up, n motherlesbianinlaw comes back in like 30 minutes later laffin....well she forgot her leftover cake BUT...she pulled up to aunt maries apartment building IN AUNT MARIES CAR MIND U...n its a good spot, we're talkin up front parkin...aunt marie says..."rose, u stay here w/ yer car n i'll go pull mine up n u can let me have this one"......omfg....my motherlesbianinlaw told her she was in her car n reminded her casey had followed them over in her car ...i was dyin!!!!!...she's slippin i tell ya....ya know those driveway lights?...we went through bout 3 sets of em cuz she kept backin outta our driveway n takin em out..., we gave up!!!!...n omg the brick flowerbed all da way at da end of the driveway... that poor thing she took out too, but then again so has muh dad, n muh cousins boyfriend fer dat matta....lol...we cannot win w/ home deco,lol....
aside from all dat...well yeah theres been some excitement here n there but i'm not givin those details...just shut ya damn yahoo off at night, for da love of pete....heart attack i tell ya,lmao...ok ok trekker is yellin at me to get muh ass in gear n get this mail done so i better listen,lol....slap him fer me opal,lol...n yeah thursday is muh birfday but no ones sayin nuffin to me bout plans so i'm thinkin i'm shit outta luck this year possibly,lol...better be shit outta luck cuz i hate surprises...this way friday night i can get whatever i want,lmao....kk geez trek ya brat,lol...i'm goin anywho, gonna have me a mocha coolatta i just sent da movie star fer n go to 2...possibly swing from da tree in a bit...luvs yas...muahhhhhhssss n gropesss....ma bert...do it you won't be disappointed...n yes girls 7 rounds.....mmmmm mmmmm good, lmao
coopy
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well i came to a crossroads wiff spawn class last week...muh sister is still gonna take a cpl college course this semester so she was out as a sitter for my tuesdays spawn class...no huge deal i'm thinkin i can still take da timminator n cakie, but then i started thinkin back on how over christmas vacation we became typhoid house n i began thinkin maybe it'd be in their best interest n mine to stay out until winter n cold season is over...not only that but it'd keep them from havin to get all bundled up n go out in the frigid cold for an hour...i dunno iffen its the right answer or not but i think i'm doin the right thing, trying to explain to chris was hard he wants me there but i did my best n his teacher explained too...anywho i'll be back soon enough n bitchin all ova again,lol....maybe by then they'll ditch the rice table...
ok last tuesday i go out to da busstop...my neighbors mom gets his daughter that day so she's down there...i honestly have no clue lookin back now how da conversation got started but all of a sudden this woman whom i speak to for 10 minutes every week fer da past 3 years at this busstop decides to tell me about how she just stopped takin her birth control pill n she laid in bed hemmoragin (furk muh spellin!!) the day before n her mom hadn't menopaused til she was like way old n shit...now mind u i'm really weirded the furk out!!!!...i was like lookin down da road just sayin my lil prayer to da almighty one to speed da bus up...seemed to work...i was never so happy to see muh 2 oldest shlep off that bus,lol.......n luckily a very special phone call held me back a bit from da busstop so i didn't hafta converse w/ her
okies, friday night, muh shoppin night right?..motherlesbianinlaw calls me at 4:30 soundin like da grim reaper was standin behind her n sayin can we wait til saturday for our groceries, i was like well....he's workin n we need party supplies so lemme find someone else, she says sorry n blah blah blah...i call mom n lisa...they're goin shoppin lisa says...i call da movie star n he says he'd go alone, i'm like well ya could call in one of the 40 thousand favors from yer goofball friends...he's like maybe...then bout 10 minutes lata muh sister calls me n says she'd babysit cuz mom backed outta shoppin on her under 1 condition, i feed her cuz there wasn't shit to eat at their house...of course,lol...i call da movie star back he's on da way home n his friend was comin to babysit...i tell him to call him back n tell him he was off da hook this time n get lisa a number 2 from mcdonalds, lol......i gots muh groceries n muh party supplies
saturday, like clockwork ever freakin year we've been here in da winter, da furnace decided it wasn't gonna work...movie star was off at work so i just made the kids layer up...(ogres aren't da only ones wiff layers )...n when he got home on top of everything else he fixed dat, we're warm again...well sorta...i lost hot water 10 minutes into muh shower today cuz da actual part that needs fixin was just repaired temporarily til tomorrow when its replacement comes in...i was like ahhh afta da migraine then... holy coldness....no wonder my EGR was so quick today...lol, although...i must say, bro timed me yesterday n i broke my EGR (for the coopy language impaired...Extensive Groomin Ritual) record of 36 minutes, i made it in 27 minutes...GO COOPY GO COOPY...ok i need a hobby, lol..
sunday mornin i came upstairs n headed straight fer da birfday boy...as soon as he saw me he said happy birthday mom...it was like a greeting to him, i was informed every member of the house was greeted the same way,lol..we gave in n gave him da talkin grill before da party, woofurkinnnnhooo it was EXACTLY what he wanted......a tad bit on da loud side but he's happy,lol...bugers all around...the party was a hit too...gram was here n no she did not end up covered in finding nemo birthday cake...i hadda slight heart attack cuz i was afraid my hubbies idiot buddies might say sumfin bout lisas asshole being in jail...hubby assured me he told them not to say nuffin...then i'm like omg aunt marie...ok aunt marie is actually garys great aunt... oh you'll love this...she is shorter than even me, older than older than dirt, like we're talkin 82 er sumfin like dat...she cannot remember ANYTHING...she'll call ya every person in da family but yer real name...sweet as anything tho...what'd i do on new years?.....well ya see aunt marie came ova fer dessert n asked bout muh sister, n me bein too damn honest told her...now this woman wouldn't say anything normally but being the slightly senile person she is i'm panickin...i take her aside in da kitchen n tell her its being kept hush, she assured me she had been home all alone all week n told no one...well hell i didn't care bout her week just shush in front of lisa,lol.......nuffin was said by anyone...apparently my sister pulled chris n alex aside to their room n explained the situation to them...i haven't gotten any details from either child yet but i will...my mother told me lisa compared what he did as an adult to a time out for a child......n apparently she told them that da fruit will tell them all about it n how wrong it was as soon as he gets back.....i'm not even sayin nuffin to gary cuz he's have words about all this i just know...hey whats another thing to hold in?...lol......so the partys over...most everyone leaves but motherlesbianinlaw, aunt marie n aunt rose...its dark, pitch black out...so motherlesbianinlaw insists on drivin aunt marie home, aunt marie is like oh no i'll drive, n motherlesbianinlaw says no casey can drive my car n follow us i'll drive yer car..so they go...we're cleanin up, n motherlesbianinlaw comes back in like 30 minutes later laffin....well she forgot her leftover cake BUT...she pulled up to aunt maries apartment building IN AUNT MARIES CAR MIND U...n its a good spot, we're talkin up front parkin...aunt marie says..."rose, u stay here w/ yer car n i'll go pull mine up n u can let me have this one"......omfg....my motherlesbianinlaw told her she was in her car n reminded her casey had followed them over in her car ...i was dyin!!!!!...she's slippin i tell ya....ya know those driveway lights?...we went through bout 3 sets of em cuz she kept backin outta our driveway n takin em out..., we gave up!!!!...n omg the brick flowerbed all da way at da end of the driveway... that poor thing she took out too, but then again so has muh dad, n muh cousins boyfriend fer dat matta....lol...we cannot win w/ home deco,lol....
aside from all dat...well yeah theres been some excitement here n there but i'm not givin those details...just shut ya damn yahoo off at night, for da love of pete....heart attack i tell ya,lmao...ok ok trekker is yellin at me to get muh ass in gear n get this mail done so i better listen,lol....slap him fer me opal,lol...n yeah thursday is muh birfday but no ones sayin nuffin to me bout plans so i'm thinkin i'm shit outta luck this year possibly,lol...better be shit outta luck cuz i hate surprises...this way friday night i can get whatever i want,lmao....kk geez trek ya brat,lol...i'm goin anywho, gonna have me a mocha coolatta i just sent da movie star fer n go to 2...possibly swing from da tree in a bit...luvs yas...muahhhhhhssss n gropesss....ma bert...do it you won't be disappointed...n yes girls 7 rounds.....mmmmm mmmmm good, lmao
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