yes, i finally stopped sleepin to write mail,lol....
hey...i told ya'll i was a slacker ...n geezzz it's not like i haven't sent coopy mail since last year...
yes, another week has passed...gimme time i didn't take notes this week,lol...i need to remember now n thats not so easy these days...cpl dat w/ a case of PMS n woooooooo look out,lol...just ask damn,LOL...
hope ya'll had a happy new years eve n day....my new years eve was really quiet...we watched allotta spongebob n had snacks..we put bonnie n clyde to bed on account of their endless fightin...chris asked every 5 minutes if it was midnight yet...alex was absorbed in gameboy (big shocker there)...then at bout 11:30 i went in to go pee...n timmy was right there wide awake watchin his tv...so i'm like c'mon bud, n brought him out...finally midnight chris n alex were glued to da tv n timmy...well he could give two shits bout da damn ball droppin he was just happy to be out in the living room w/ his cars again...then it was off to bed,lol...new years day we just had motherlesbianinlaw n her gf casey over for a ham dinner....yes MA i said ham, not turkey,lol...another quiet day which is always a good thing in this house...
aren't ya glad da holidays are ova?...i took down the christmas stuff on saturday, that always sux cuz the house looks so purty when muh hallz are decked but..had to come down...timmys birthday party is this sunday and he is hellbent on having a finding nemo party...somehow i didn't think christmas and aquatic would look good together......besides christopher has the christmas theme birthday...c''mon peeps i can't eat the same item twice in one week let alone have 2 kids birthdays w/ da same theme.....
so...on new years day while the older boys n da movie star were playin playstation, i invited muhself to lay down wiff timmy on his bed...picture coopy layin wiff this lil boy on his toddler race car bed... it's a sight, n yes i do fit perfectly...shup ...so anywho, we're layin there watchin timmys favorite channel...da food network, lol...lil inside info, my lil timminator is totally smitten wiff ms. rachel ray, da 30 minute meals chick......we watch her 2 times a day, n i swear her voice lulls him to sleep cuz he has to watch her when its naptime,lol....n omg doesn't matter if alex n chris wanna watch transformers at night...nope timmy says...rachel rays on n runs to get me the remote,LOL...hes a cutie...ok so we're layin there n i say to him..hey buddy?..what mom?...whatcha want fer yer birthday?..after a minute of deliberation he comes back with...a talking girl.....i asked him...a talking girl?...he says yes......i say..um what does she do?...he says...cooks for me......i say...what does she cook?...he says...hamburgers......i say...did you see this on tv?...he says yes...i say can i get it at wal-mart?...he says no......all day long everyone would ask him the same questions n the answers were always the same...the older boys were rollin...alex says whats the girls name?...timmy says...rachel ray.., so like an ass i'm ova here on da damn puter lookin fer a talkin rachel ray doll...nuffin, just books n videos n dvd's.......off to wal-mart we went friday night...their toy department was sooo picked over from christmas all muh toy options went to shit...we go to videos lookin for finding nemo n a rachel ray video..nodda on both...we got a finding nemo playstation game n left...then we sat in the parkin lot just wonderin what to do...we're starin at target right next store so we decide what da hell, lets check...we go to toys, well i go to toys, garys checkin out christmas trees lookin fer a bargain ...i see this toy timmy had said he wanted months ago, one he was pretty hooked on for awhile...( keep readin)...i grab it n check da price...29, not bad i get it n head for gary...told him we're gettin it then head off to videos...got nemo but absolutely no videos of rachel ray...so i said well lets just get him this he's wanted it for awhile...we head to da checkout n we're in line...gary says..."uh darlene?...look at this box..."...i'm like what?..i look, he says..."read it"...ok...bobby the magic talking grill...he says, ok now timmy being our lil speech patient, i wonder if thats what he's saying?...OK I WAS IN TOTAL FEELING LIKE AN ASSHOLE MODE!!!!...heres this furkin talkin grill...it cooks!!!....it furkin makes burgers!!!!....i was feelin like an ass all night, lmao, but happy to feel like we nailed what he wanted on da head...still unsure tho cuz him sayin it was rachel ray was throwin us off...we got home n asked him what color it is n sure enough he said green n it has a face...its green, rachel isn't ...so folks i guess i'll tell ya next week his reaction n if thats what he was trying to tell us,LMAO...talkin girl/talkin grill...yeah same thing
for those followin da fruit saga, its lookin like he'll be spendin about a year in those purty orange jumpsuits unless by some sheer miracle his lawyer is that good....anywho he won't see his child born...of course i'll be there but geez i'm bitin da hell outta my lips now holdin back on him being such an asshole...god i hope she wakes up...right now my mother is so blinded by him its not even funny, we fight alot cuz i'm kinda stubborn ( shup damn ) n i don't hold back when i'm talkin to her ...oh well truth hurts...
woohooo schools back....of course their first fricken day back was a 2 hour delay on account of a mixed precipitation......n lemme tell ya dats a pain in da ass...lol, c'mon peeps, open or close,lol...n that lil shit chris of mine...on sunday night he was like yay we're going back to school tomorrow...their food is better than mommys ...lil shit...he laffs right after...jus cuz da furkin school serves chicken tenders 3 times a week... damn kids...
n finally, lol...yes its that time of year again...muh birfday is comin up...for those of you who remember what i asked for last year for muh birfday,lol...this year wasn't much better...n fer those of ya who are new subscribers...last year i asked for laundry baskets.....n um a 1/2 carat diamond ring....this year see'in as tho i'm breakin all our knives i asked fer knifes n a new set of pots n pans, hey!, i'mma simple woman no high maintenence there, lol....oh n um uh um...a 1 carat diamond ring...HEY NOW...lol, muh anniversary is commin up too ...we'll see tho..i need more cotton candy lotion too, n tannin certificates, n n n da list goes on and on......oh n fore i ferget here...theres this person, a certain damn friend of mine...one i spend a whole lotta damn time in da damn trees wiff...yeah you get da pic...well um friday is his birfday, yup dis friday so iffen ya see him tell him happy birfday n slap him around a lil, lol...., sry hun hadda be done,lol...
okies all i needa go pop a few migraine pills cuz this pms thing is kickin muh ass...i'll be talkin to ya...l8ters t8ters!!!
coopy
yes, another week has passed...gimme time i didn't take notes this week,lol...i need to remember now n thats not so easy these days...cpl dat w/ a case of PMS n woooooooo look out,lol...just ask damn,LOL...
hope ya'll had a happy new years eve n day....my new years eve was really quiet...we watched allotta spongebob n had snacks..we put bonnie n clyde to bed on account of their endless fightin...chris asked every 5 minutes if it was midnight yet...alex was absorbed in gameboy (big shocker there)...then at bout 11:30 i went in to go pee...n timmy was right there wide awake watchin his tv...so i'm like c'mon bud, n brought him out...finally midnight chris n alex were glued to da tv n timmy...well he could give two shits bout da damn ball droppin he was just happy to be out in the living room w/ his cars again...then it was off to bed,lol...new years day we just had motherlesbianinlaw n her gf casey over for a ham dinner....yes MA i said ham, not turkey,lol...another quiet day which is always a good thing in this house...
aren't ya glad da holidays are ova?...i took down the christmas stuff on saturday, that always sux cuz the house looks so purty when muh hallz are decked but..had to come down...timmys birthday party is this sunday and he is hellbent on having a finding nemo party...somehow i didn't think christmas and aquatic would look good together......besides christopher has the christmas theme birthday...c''mon peeps i can't eat the same item twice in one week let alone have 2 kids birthdays w/ da same theme.....
so...on new years day while the older boys n da movie star were playin playstation, i invited muhself to lay down wiff timmy on his bed...picture coopy layin wiff this lil boy on his toddler race car bed... it's a sight, n yes i do fit perfectly...shup ...so anywho, we're layin there watchin timmys favorite channel...da food network, lol...lil inside info, my lil timminator is totally smitten wiff ms. rachel ray, da 30 minute meals chick......we watch her 2 times a day, n i swear her voice lulls him to sleep cuz he has to watch her when its naptime,lol....n omg doesn't matter if alex n chris wanna watch transformers at night...nope timmy says...rachel rays on n runs to get me the remote,LOL...hes a cutie...ok so we're layin there n i say to him..hey buddy?..what mom?...whatcha want fer yer birthday?..after a minute of deliberation he comes back with...a talking girl.....i asked him...a talking girl?...he says yes......i say..um what does she do?...he says...cooks for me......i say...what does she cook?...he says...hamburgers......i say...did you see this on tv?...he says yes...i say can i get it at wal-mart?...he says no......all day long everyone would ask him the same questions n the answers were always the same...the older boys were rollin...alex says whats the girls name?...timmy says...rachel ray.., so like an ass i'm ova here on da damn puter lookin fer a talkin rachel ray doll...nuffin, just books n videos n dvd's.......off to wal-mart we went friday night...their toy department was sooo picked over from christmas all muh toy options went to shit...we go to videos lookin for finding nemo n a rachel ray video..nodda on both...we got a finding nemo playstation game n left...then we sat in the parkin lot just wonderin what to do...we're starin at target right next store so we decide what da hell, lets check...we go to toys, well i go to toys, garys checkin out christmas trees lookin fer a bargain ...i see this toy timmy had said he wanted months ago, one he was pretty hooked on for awhile...( keep readin)...i grab it n check da price...29, not bad i get it n head for gary...told him we're gettin it then head off to videos...got nemo but absolutely no videos of rachel ray...so i said well lets just get him this he's wanted it for awhile...we head to da checkout n we're in line...gary says..."uh darlene?...look at this box..."...i'm like what?..i look, he says..."read it"...ok...bobby the magic talking grill...he says, ok now timmy being our lil speech patient, i wonder if thats what he's saying?...OK I WAS IN TOTAL FEELING LIKE AN ASSHOLE MODE!!!!...heres this furkin talkin grill...it cooks!!!....it furkin makes burgers!!!!....i was feelin like an ass all night, lmao, but happy to feel like we nailed what he wanted on da head...still unsure tho cuz him sayin it was rachel ray was throwin us off...we got home n asked him what color it is n sure enough he said green n it has a face...its green, rachel isn't ...so folks i guess i'll tell ya next week his reaction n if thats what he was trying to tell us,LMAO...talkin girl/talkin grill...yeah same thing
for those followin da fruit saga, its lookin like he'll be spendin about a year in those purty orange jumpsuits unless by some sheer miracle his lawyer is that good....anywho he won't see his child born...of course i'll be there but geez i'm bitin da hell outta my lips now holdin back on him being such an asshole...god i hope she wakes up...right now my mother is so blinded by him its not even funny, we fight alot cuz i'm kinda stubborn ( shup damn ) n i don't hold back when i'm talkin to her ...oh well truth hurts...
woohooo schools back....of course their first fricken day back was a 2 hour delay on account of a mixed precipitation......n lemme tell ya dats a pain in da ass...lol, c'mon peeps, open or close,lol...n that lil shit chris of mine...on sunday night he was like yay we're going back to school tomorrow...their food is better than mommys ...lil shit...he laffs right after...jus cuz da furkin school serves chicken tenders 3 times a week... damn kids...
n finally, lol...yes its that time of year again...muh birfday is comin up...for those of you who remember what i asked for last year for muh birfday,lol...this year wasn't much better...n fer those of ya who are new subscribers...last year i asked for laundry baskets.....n um a 1/2 carat diamond ring....this year see'in as tho i'm breakin all our knives i asked fer knifes n a new set of pots n pans, hey!, i'mma simple woman no high maintenence there, lol....oh n um uh um...a 1 carat diamond ring...HEY NOW...lol, muh anniversary is commin up too ...we'll see tho..i need more cotton candy lotion too, n tannin certificates, n n n da list goes on and on......oh n fore i ferget here...theres this person, a certain damn friend of mine...one i spend a whole lotta damn time in da damn trees wiff...yeah you get da pic...well um friday is his birfday, yup dis friday so iffen ya see him tell him happy birfday n slap him around a lil, lol...., sry hun hadda be done,lol...
okies all i needa go pop a few migraine pills cuz this pms thing is kickin muh ass...i'll be talkin to ya...l8ters t8ters!!!
coopy
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